Red Dog - Miller Brewing Co.
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1.7/5 rDev -15.4%
Drank from can after shoveling my driveway. Threw can at snowplow.
Appearance-Stayed in the can for a reason. Handy 30 pack for destroying whatever clear vision you had prior to entering 7-11. Remember to play "rotate the can and tell me what you see" Hint: Involves Batman.
Smell-High school locker room, with hints of prom-night corsage. Some claim ether like notes, but that is probably from trip to ER from finishing 30 pack.
Taste-Beer. Notes of beer. Belches 100% AAL.
Mouthfeel-Definitely wet, slight antiseptic finish is indicative of what lies ahead come morning. Finish the 30 pack and you will know what it feels like after the kidnappers rip the duct tape off their victims.
Overall-Other than attending your 20 year reunion to see if your old girlfriend got fat…what were you thinking when you asked for this. The bartender might just be someone you stuffed into a locker back in high school, otherwise he wouldn't have served you this.
05-22-2014 01:37:19 | More by JLSIV
Red Dog from Miller Brewing Co.
50 out of 100 based on 608 ratings.