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Meister Bräu - Miller Brewing Co.

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Meister Bräu
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BA SCORE
48
awful

64 Ratings
THE BROS
47
awful

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Ratings: 64
Reviews: 26
rAvg: 1.63
pDev: 34.97%
Wants: 2
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Miller Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Adjunct Lager |  4.50% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 08-30-2001)
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Beerandraiderfan

Nevada

1/5  rDev -38.7%

Pours a faint straw like appearance, like you spilled BMC into a half empty glass of water. It really looks vapid. The aroma is offputting, metallic and paint stripperesque.

The taste, is even worse, there's no body to absorb any of the metallic harsh bitterness. There's no mouthfeel for malt or hops. Its just like really bitter water that was kept in a mining pit with a bunch of rusted copper wire left strewn about. It can't even really be seen as a thirst quencher, because you kind of need something else to get the retched taste out of your mouth afterwards. This stuff gets especially evil after it warms beyond 40 degrees, watch out. The alcohol is extremely pronounced, there's nothing to cover it up. Shots of vodka with a penny in the shot glass. This could be the worst beer ever made.

Its the week of reinstating old reviews! Meister Brau definitely ranked in the top 10 most frequently drank back in the early 90s. #1 beer confiscated by the cops in Vacaville, CA in that tme period as well. $3 a 12 pack. Thanks cousin Bill!

10-17-2012 21:11:23 | More by Beerandraiderfan
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maynard713

Maryland

1/5  rDev -38.7%

10-21-2012 01:37:54 | More by maynard713
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eye2

Texas

1/5  rDev -38.7%

12-06-2011 01:41:17 | More by eye2
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dvmin98

North Carolina

1/5  rDev -38.7%

02-14-2013 22:03:43 | More by dvmin98
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caverog

California

1/5  rDev -38.7%

11-30-2013 01:08:27 | More by caverog
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Jimboe


1/5  rDev -38.7%

10-03-2012 16:39:37 | More by Jimboe
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ygtbsm94

Virginia

1/5  rDev -38.7%

01-15-2012 07:48:02 | More by ygtbsm94
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bigred89

Maryland

1/5  rDev -38.7%

12-04-2011 02:40:49 | More by bigred89
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spycow

Illinois

1/5  rDev -38.7%

01-17-2013 16:21:49 | More by spycow
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buckyp

South Carolina

1/5  rDev -38.7%

12-31-2011 02:38:30 | More by buckyp
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Furley80

Pennsylvania

1/5  rDev -38.7%

01-30-2014 01:35:59 | More by Furley80
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Durandal_777

Pennsylvania

1/5  rDev -38.7%

05-03-2014 04:22:07 | More by Durandal_777
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erz316

Indiana

1/5  rDev -38.7%

Do your self the favor: just go buy some budweiser and drink that if you'r looking to get drunk. this just isnt worth it. really. piss colour with no head, smells like a chicken's feeding pan. taste? I'd rather scald my mouth with boiling coffee than drink this again. shit, I'd rather rinse my mouth with tequila than have to ever drink this on a regular basis.

01-31-2010 01:24:18 | More by erz316
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hungryghost

District of Columbia

1.1/5  rDev -32.5%

Yep, its been while since I downed a container of this swill.
It may have taken a few times but I learned my lesson. Hangover in a can, guaranteed!
It is an artificial yellow color, with a weak and short lived foam.
Smell and taste are the same if that makes sense. Like the inside of a cheap aluminum can, subtle, stale rice notes.

10-08-2003 02:05:57 | More by hungryghost
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TheKingofWichita

North Carolina

1.13/5  rDev -30.7%

Pretty nasty stuff. I wouldn't try it again, and you should not either.
Pours a nasty looking piss yellow with no head and no lacing.
Smells like water with some sugar and vinegar added.
Tastes like wastewater. Some fake hops additive for slight bitterness.
Mouthfeel is cheap and messy.
Not drinkable.

10-10-2010 23:35:31 | More by TheKingofWichita
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proc

Michigan

1.15/5  rDev -29.4%

Mister Beer. This just a terrible beer. Very watery with a slight bitterness. The mouthfeel is bizarre, almost soap-like (anybody ever get their mouth washed out with soap as a kid?). Not worth the effort to pick up, buy or drink.

06-20-2002 07:48:01 | More by proc
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beerhunter13

Ontario (Canada)

1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

06-05-2012 10:53:12 | More by beerhunter13
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bsm80x

New York

1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

10-24-2013 15:50:18 | More by bsm80x
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ARCAChanger27


1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

01-01-2013 01:10:04 | More by ARCAChanger27
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bilbo2012


1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

04-04-2012 18:59:27 | More by bilbo2012
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mikesgroove

South Carolina

1.27/5  rDev -22.1%

Poured the palest and clearest yellow imaginable, big fizzy white head faded immediatly to leave just really nothing. Lots of chains of bubbles littered throughout, but this was just soo damn clear. Smell did not exist, at least I couldn't smell one, don't know if that is good or bad in this case, so thats really all I can comment on. Taste again was non existent, maybe a slight taste of corn or grain, but really I was dumbfounded as there was really no taste. Was slick, smooth going down. Tasted like ice cold water and I could see why people drink so much, they are trying to find the taste!

03-05-2011 16:48:15 | More by mikesgroove
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oberon

North Carolina

1.33/5  rDev -18.4%

The fact that anyone would review this is crazy.Yellow with no head and nasty smell,when Iwas 17 and had no money we would drink this.Nasty trailer park beer I wish I never tried it,who startedf making this anyways,anyways is it worth even reviewing?

04-13-2003 13:14:50 | More by oberon
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psugrad98

Pennsylvania

1.33/5  rDev -18.4%

Light very pale straw and almost crystal clear. Quick rising bubbles, almost no head. No lace. Smells slightly pungent and sweet with traces of corn. Taste is somewhat dry and crisp, almost seltzery. Very light flavor. Almost non-existent. Sweetens up sickeningly as it warms. Please, for the love of God, drink this cold or you will get ill.

06-20-2002 07:34:54 | More by psugrad98
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magictrokini

California

1.35/5  rDev -17.2%

Again, taking a trip back to high school. $1.99 a 12-pack. I should have know better. Funny, it still costs the same today. Open it up, and ouch, B.O. veggie and metal aroma blends to form vomit. Pours clear gold with a sad, bubbly white head. Tasting... and confirmed ass. Tart, sour, metallic, veggie-and-sugar concoction. I am an idiot.

12-10-2008 19:50:22 | More by magictrokini
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bewareOFpenguin

Massachusetts

1.48/5  rDev -9.2%

I still remember the advertisement, "tastes like Bud, but half the cost". Now there's a marketing gem. It does taste like bud, aweful. And now that I don't have to stand in front of a package store and ask people to buy for me, I can afford Bud, not that I would drink it.

10-25-2002 07:52:40 | More by bewareOFpenguin
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Meister Bräu from Miller Brewing Co.
48 out of 100 based on 64 ratings.