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Meister Bräu - Miller Brewing Co.

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Meister Bräu
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BA SCORE
48
awful

67 Ratings
THE BROS
47
awful

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Ratings: 67
Reviews: 26
rAvg: 1.63
pDev: 34.36%
Wants: 2
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Miller Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Adjunct Lager |  4.50% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 08-30-2001)
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Photo of Beerandraiderfan
1/5  rDev -38.7%

Pours a faint straw like appearance, like you spilled BMC into a half empty glass of water. It really looks vapid. The aroma is offputting, metallic and paint stripperesque.

The taste, is even worse, there's no body to absorb any of the metallic harsh bitterness. There's no mouthfeel for malt or hops. Its just like really bitter water that was kept in a mining pit with a bunch of rusted copper wire left strewn about. It can't even really be seen as a thirst quencher, because you kind of need something else to get the retched taste out of your mouth afterwards. This stuff gets especially evil after it warms beyond 40 degrees, watch out. The alcohol is extremely pronounced, there's nothing to cover it up. Shots of vodka with a penny in the shot glass. This could be the worst beer ever made.

Its the week of reinstating old reviews! Meister Brau definitely ranked in the top 10 most frequently drank back in the early 90s. #1 beer confiscated by the cops in Vacaville, CA in that tme period as well. $3 a 12 pack. Thanks cousin Bill!

Beerandraiderfan, Oct 17, 2012
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

maynard713, Oct 21, 2012
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

eye2, Dec 06, 2011
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

dvmin98, Feb 14, 2013
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

caverog, Nov 30, 2013
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

Jimboe, Oct 03, 2012
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

ygtbsm94, Jan 15, 2012
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

bigred89, Dec 04, 2011
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

spycow, Jan 17, 2013
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

buckyp, Dec 31, 2011
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

Furley80, Jan 30, 2014
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1/5  rDev -38.7%

Durandal_777, May 03, 2014
Photo of erz316
1/5  rDev -38.7%

Do your self the favor: just go buy some budweiser and drink that if you'r looking to get drunk. this just isnt worth it. really. piss colour with no head, smells like a chicken's feeding pan. taste? I'd rather scald my mouth with boiling coffee than drink this again. shit, I'd rather rinse my mouth with tequila than have to ever drink this on a regular basis.

erz316, Jan 31, 2010
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1.08/5  rDev -33.7%

Wnowak, Saturday at 12:05 PM
Photo of hungryghost
1.1/5  rDev -32.5%

Yep, its been while since I downed a container of this swill.
It may have taken a few times but I learned my lesson. Hangover in a can, guaranteed!
It is an artificial yellow color, with a weak and short lived foam.
Smell and taste are the same if that makes sense. Like the inside of a cheap aluminum can, subtle, stale rice notes.

hungryghost, Oct 08, 2003
Photo of TheKingofWichita
1.13/5  rDev -30.7%

Pretty nasty stuff. I wouldn't try it again, and you should not either.
Pours a nasty looking piss yellow with no head and no lacing.
Smells like water with some sugar and vinegar added.
Tastes like wastewater. Some fake hops additive for slight bitterness.
Mouthfeel is cheap and messy.
Not drinkable.

TheKingofWichita, Oct 10, 2010
Photo of proc
1.15/5  rDev -29.4%

Mister Beer. This just a terrible beer. Very watery with a slight bitterness. The mouthfeel is bizarre, almost soap-like (anybody ever get their mouth washed out with soap as a kid?). Not worth the effort to pick up, buy or drink.

proc, Jun 20, 2002
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1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

beerhunter13, Jun 05, 2012
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1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

bsm80x, Oct 24, 2013
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1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

ARCAChanger27, Jan 01, 2013
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1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

bilbo2012, Apr 04, 2012
Photo of mikesgroove
1.27/5  rDev -22.1%

Poured the palest and clearest yellow imaginable, big fizzy white head faded immediatly to leave just really nothing. Lots of chains of bubbles littered throughout, but this was just soo damn clear. Smell did not exist, at least I couldn't smell one, don't know if that is good or bad in this case, so thats really all I can comment on. Taste again was non existent, maybe a slight taste of corn or grain, but really I was dumbfounded as there was really no taste. Was slick, smooth going down. Tasted like ice cold water and I could see why people drink so much, they are trying to find the taste!

mikesgroove, Mar 05, 2011
Photo of oberon
1.33/5  rDev -18.4%

The fact that anyone would review this is crazy.Yellow with no head and nasty smell,when Iwas 17 and had no money we would drink this.Nasty trailer park beer I wish I never tried it,who startedf making this anyways,anyways is it worth even reviewing?

oberon, Apr 13, 2003
Photo of psugrad98
1.33/5  rDev -18.4%

Light very pale straw and almost crystal clear. Quick rising bubbles, almost no head. No lace. Smells slightly pungent and sweet with traces of corn. Taste is somewhat dry and crisp, almost seltzery. Very light flavor. Almost non-existent. Sweetens up sickeningly as it warms. Please, for the love of God, drink this cold or you will get ill.

psugrad98, Jun 20, 2002
Photo of magictrokini
1.35/5  rDev -17.2%

Again, taking a trip back to high school. $1.99 a 12-pack. I should have know better. Funny, it still costs the same today. Open it up, and ouch, B.O. veggie and metal aroma blends to form vomit. Pours clear gold with a sad, bubbly white head. Tasting... and confirmed ass. Tart, sour, metallic, veggie-and-sugar concoction. I am an idiot.

magictrokini, Dec 10, 2008
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Meister Bräu from Miller Brewing Co.
48 out of 100 based on 67 ratings.