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Meister Bräu - Miller Brewing Co.

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Meister Bräu
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48
awful

64 Ratings
THE BROS
47
awful

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Ratings: 64
Reviews: 26
rAvg: 1.63
pDev: 34.97%
Wants: 2
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Miller Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Adjunct Lager |  4.50% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 08-30-2001)
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mikesgroove

South Carolina

1.27/5  rDev -22.1%

Poured the palest and clearest yellow imaginable, big fizzy white head faded immediatly to leave just really nothing. Lots of chains of bubbles littered throughout, but this was just soo damn clear. Smell did not exist, at least I couldn't smell one, don't know if that is good or bad in this case, so thats really all I can comment on. Taste again was non existent, maybe a slight taste of corn or grain, but really I was dumbfounded as there was really no taste. Was slick, smooth going down. Tasted like ice cold water and I could see why people drink so much, they are trying to find the taste!

03-05-2011 16:48:15 | More by mikesgroove
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ygtbsm94

Virginia

1/5  rDev -38.7%

01-15-2012 07:48:02 | More by ygtbsm94
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spycow

Illinois

1/5  rDev -38.7%

01-17-2013 16:21:49 | More by spycow
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oberon

North Carolina

1.33/5  rDev -18.4%

The fact that anyone would review this is crazy.Yellow with no head and nasty smell,when Iwas 17 and had no money we would drink this.Nasty trailer park beer I wish I never tried it,who startedf making this anyways,anyways is it worth even reviewing?

04-13-2003 13:14:50 | More by oberon
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NeroFiddled

Pennsylvania

2.68/5  rDev +64.4%

After taking a quick look at the other reviews here I have to laugh. In college I thought this was the worst beer I'd ever had, and keep in mind, I was pretty familiar with beer at that point (Watney's Red Barrel, John Courage, Bass, Guinness, Whitbread, Mooshead, Molson, Labatt's, Bud-Miller-Coors, Heineken, Grolsch, etc.). I didn't mind cheap beer, but Meister Brau got to me. And, not unlike other reviewers, I find it the same today. I've probably had other beers that were just as cheaply made, but I can't think of any of them now (perhaps Old Style). So what is it? Well, it's just that there's so much adjunct in use. It's got that sweetness to it. And there are next to no hops. It's almost like the alcohol balances it. Well, at least tries to balance it. I recently saw someone question on-line "What happens if you make beer without hops"? "What's it like?" "Has anyone tried it?" ... I guess whomever came up with this one did! But that's not the real problem. The real problem is that it's clearly fermented pretty fast and hot. It's got a lot of yeasty fruitiness to it. And, I think, some higher alcohols. But on the up side, it's inexpensive.

06-16-2009 22:47:58 | More by NeroFiddled
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Jason

Massachusetts

2.28/5  rDev +39.9%

Presentation: 12 oz can with a white back ground, two gothic looking steins and semi cursive letters … yikes! Never seen a can try to look to intimidating No freshness date.

Appearance: Very pale yellow in colour, a soda like carbonation races to the top selfishly to leave the brew and not help with the head retention.

Smell: Mild pungent aroma from cereal grain as well as a “crap beer smell” consisting of bland graininess.

Taste: Crisp none the less, light bodied to a t and an extremely thin mouth feel of slightly coarse grain. Quick flash of malt flavour, it comes through quick with a graininess in its trail. Hops are strained beyond recognition, hop flavour is totally muted. Raw grits or corn meal comes to mind within the semi coarse graininess. Clean all around with not much flavour to give anywhere it stays in the very dry range of American lagers.

Notes: Nice clean cheap beer, make sure it is ice cold when consuming … anything warmer than ice cold may induce flash backs of pervious crap beer experiences.

09-17-2002 21:04:35 | More by Jason
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Wasatch

Utah

1.53/5  rDev -6.1%

Pours a clean/clear pale yellow color, some carbonation, with a one-finger white head, with some minimal sticky lacing. The nose is grainy/ricy at best. The taste is slightly sweet, grainy, and ricy. Light Body, not much going on here. What a waste of water.

04-19-2011 04:19:06 | More by Wasatch
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Beerandraiderfan

Nevada

1/5  rDev -38.7%

Pours a faint straw like appearance, like you spilled BMC into a half empty glass of water. It really looks vapid. The aroma is offputting, metallic and paint stripperesque.

The taste, is even worse, there's no body to absorb any of the metallic harsh bitterness. There's no mouthfeel for malt or hops. Its just like really bitter water that was kept in a mining pit with a bunch of rusted copper wire left strewn about. It can't even really be seen as a thirst quencher, because you kind of need something else to get the retched taste out of your mouth afterwards. This stuff gets especially evil after it warms beyond 40 degrees, watch out. The alcohol is extremely pronounced, there's nothing to cover it up. Shots of vodka with a penny in the shot glass. This could be the worst beer ever made.

Its the week of reinstating old reviews! Meister Brau definitely ranked in the top 10 most frequently drank back in the early 90s. #1 beer confiscated by the cops in Vacaville, CA in that tme period as well. $3 a 12 pack. Thanks cousin Bill!

10-17-2012 21:11:23 | More by Beerandraiderfan
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tgbljb

Pennsylvania

2.65/5  rDev +62.6%

Watching American Beer made me fell like going back to revisit this beer. I had forgotton how tasteless it is. Poured a pale yello color with white head. Smell is a little sweet but not much else. Taste is difficult to find but is an adequate thirst quencher. Not summer afternoon beer.

07-19-2005 00:28:15 | More by tgbljb
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cdwil

Texas

1.5/5  rDev -8%

12-30-2011 16:37:22 | More by cdwil
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bigred89

Maryland

1/5  rDev -38.7%

12-04-2011 02:40:49 | More by bigred89
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buckyp

South Carolina

1/5  rDev -38.7%

12-31-2011 02:38:30 | More by buckyp
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Todd

Colorado

1.5/5  rDev -8%

Mister Beer is pretty damn crappy. Had some the other day as some cheap bastard couldn't pitch in an extra buck or two to get Schlitz. Oy, what a mistake. The first sip flashed me back to playing a game of "pass-out" with this stuff where we all had to induce vomitting to drink more. Ah ... to be 18 and stupid again. Wait ... I just was by drinking it. This is a last resort drink.

08-30-2001 11:45:00 | More by Todd
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Durandal_777

Pennsylvania

1/5  rDev -38.7%

05-03-2014 04:22:07 | More by Durandal_777
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Rayek

Colorado

1.58/5  rDev -3.1%

Oh the innocence of youth. The taste of this stuff is going to become permanently infused into my memory.

A: Pale yellow with a fizzy white head that doesn't retain well. Clarity is good. Active carbonation from big bubbles.

S: Not much to smell. What little smell there is consists of corn grits and a little dry malt.

T: Only consume this ice cold. Doesn't taste like much of anything at ~35 degrees F or lower. If it warms, it becomes face wincing bad, as the flavors of corn grits, cooked cabbage and wet cardboard seep in. Things only go downhill from there. Bitterness is there for the whole ride, with a weighty metallic flavor that's bolstered by the beer's fizz. Finishes clean if ice cold. If not, residual flavors of metal and corn grits linger for far too long in the mouth.

M: Light body is super fizzy.

D: Not worth another visit. A truly terrible beer.

11-04-2008 17:25:38 | More by Rayek
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far333

Connecticut

1.5/5  rDev -8%

The beer has an amber yellow color, and a thin head that departs almost immediately. Almost no aroma. The flavor is hard to describe. It's bitter from start to finish, and leaves a horrible aftertaste. Are there even malt and hops in this stuff? I can't finish the whole can. I don't know if it's because I got REALLY sick and hungover on this stuff after a high school party or because it's just plain bad (okay it's just plain bad), but it has a flavor that I just can't seem to get down. If this is the "Master Brew," why do they brew a light version?

04-13-2003 13:01:29 | More by far333
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gatornation

Minnesota

1.5/5  rDev -8%

12-24-2011 00:18:07 | More by gatornation
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magictrokini

California

1.35/5  rDev -17.2%

Again, taking a trip back to high school. $1.99 a 12-pack. I should have know better. Funny, it still costs the same today. Open it up, and ouch, B.O. veggie and metal aroma blends to form vomit. Pours clear gold with a sad, bubbly white head. Tasting... and confirmed ass. Tart, sour, metallic, veggie-and-sugar concoction. I am an idiot.

12-10-2008 19:50:22 | More by magictrokini
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avisong

Virginia

1.75/5  rDev +7.4%

04-14-2012 21:00:35 | More by avisong
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dvmin98

North Carolina

1/5  rDev -38.7%

02-14-2013 22:03:43 | More by dvmin98
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Noelito76

New York

2.25/5  rDev +38%

08-06-2013 02:53:41 | More by Noelito76
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valkyre65

Texas

2/5  rDev +22.7%

12-11-2011 12:19:13 | More by valkyre65
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beerhunter13

Ontario (Canada)

1.25/5  rDev -23.3%

06-05-2012 10:53:12 | More by beerhunter13
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Giantspace

Pennsylvania

1.7/5  rDev +4.3%

This beer used to come in bottles way back in 1984/5. It then moved to cans only and I even remember the real skinny 8oz cans. This was a cheap go to back before I had any money and I had no idea craft existed exept for thinking molson and moose head and Pauli girl were good because they cost way more.

Thin bubbly beer. No different than any other cheap beer back then. Never poured beer in a glass back then. Bottles were brown. Most kegs were yuengling then and still today.

Tastes very carbonated and somewhat distinct. Can't pull the taste back into my mind. Almost a rough texture to this beer but a bit "creamy" at the same time.

At $3-$4 a six pack of 16oz at the steak shop you could never go wrong, unless old Milwaukee was on sale for less. Would love to fibd a few of these in a cooler someplace

04-01-2013 03:54:18 | More by Giantspace
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proc

Michigan

1.15/5  rDev -29.4%

Mister Beer. This just a terrible beer. Very watery with a slight bitterness. The mouthfeel is bizarre, almost soap-like (anybody ever get their mouth washed out with soap as a kid?). Not worth the effort to pick up, buy or drink.

06-20-2002 07:48:01 | More by proc
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Meister Bräu from Miller Brewing Co.
48 out of 100 based on 64 ratings.