Miller Lite - Miller Brewing Co.
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Reviews by FickleBeast:
1.73/5 rDev -19.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
12 oz can poured into an Ithaca Beer Co pint glass
A - pours crystal clear very pale yellow with a wisp of head.
S - skunkiness? It just smells like a bad beer would smell - how do I describe that?
T - bleh. I swear I taste the corn adjunct. There is almost no taste at all, except for a weird aftertaste. There are no hops whatsoever, much less "triple hops". It loses points for false advertising.
M - You know when you are sick and you are able to stifle a vomit by holding it in your mouth? That is what this beer feels like in your mouth. I may as well just vomit now, before I swallow it.
D - as soon as I take a sip of this beer, I feel my head start throbbing, knowing that I'll have a hangover tomorrow. Eat crap, Miller Lite.
In honor of the Angry Video Game Nerd - Rather than drinking this beer, I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreah dump in my ear. I rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with (another) beer.
Serving type: can
08-23-2009 05:44:44 | More by FickleBeast
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1.36/5 rDev -36.7%
look: 2.25 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1.5
Had to bad mouth beer from my home state but I have to. I'd like to consider price vs tastes got "cheap" beers but it's not even that cheap. Little head. Does not go down smooth at all. Could not drink fast. Real light appearance. Hard to drink ice cold, as it warms even worse. Many, MANY beers that I'd suggest from Wisconsin first. The smell honestly makes it hard to drink to.
Serving type: on-tap
03-08-2014 15:56:36 | More by Jimmycubs
Miller Lite from Miller Brewing Co.
53 out of 100 based on 2,823 ratings.