Miller Lite - Miller Brewing Co.
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Reviews by nathanho:
1.2/5 rDev -44.2%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
I do enjoy the clever Miller Lite ads! My rationale was, "If they are amidst such a massive ad campaign, the quality must be WAY up!", a la, MGD in the late 80's and early 90's. Boy was I wrong.
I bought a sample pack (12) of cans at a QFC one day and was unable to finish more than a few before I realized I was drinking an ad campaign made of water, stale, dried out hops and moldy barley (plus the cattle fodder they add).
Appearance - looks like someone dipped a yellow crayon in warm water. Fizzy, pastel; utterly bland.
Smell - I hate the smell of corn in a beer; I hate the smell of this beer.
Taste - I managed to gag down a few because I chilled it to 29 degrees - which sufficiently numbed my taste buds (sorry, again, guys). Tastes like paint thinner and bottle caps mixed with fermented corn.
Mouthfeel - ashamed and violated
Drinkability - I have a case of Billy Beer from 1977 that is more drinkable. To paraphrase the immortal Snoopy, this beer wouldn't be drunk by a starving cat in a lifeboat.
Serving type: can
11-17-2005 22:12:35 | More by nathanho
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