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Miller Chill Lemon - Miller Brewing Co.

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Miller Chill LemonMiller Chill Lemon

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BA SCORE
54
awful

39 Ratings
THE BROS
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Ratings: 39
Reviews: 5
rAvg: 1.87
pDev: 29.41%
Wants: 0
Gots: 2 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Miller Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
Light Lager |  4.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: Converge on 08-24-2011)
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Taz_Michael

California

1.75/5  rDev -6.4%

07-23-2013 00:48:42 | More by Taz_Michael
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TimMack

California

2/5  rDev +7%

03-02-2012 08:41:19 | More by TimMack
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MJ63

Ontario (Canada)

2.5/5  rDev +33.7%

10-26-2013 00:38:08 | More by MJ63
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biboergosum

Alberta (Canada)

2.05/5  rDev +9.6%

355ml bottle, a single, thankfully. What, they only ship this stuff to we lucky Canucks?

This beer pours a slightly chill-hazed pale golden straw colour, with one finger of thin fizzy white head, which traipses away like the tawdry tease that it is. Wafting from even arm's length, is the aroma of lemon cough drops, melted, mixed with mineral water, and poured over Rice Krispies. Not horrible, but not beer either. The taste is silkscreen thin cereal grain, a few touches of fake lemon essence - part food product, part car freshener, and the crisp reassurance of...water. No hops, no real malt, no hope.

I got some sassy, frizzante-esque bubbles in the first few tentative swigs, but they trailed off pretty quickly after that. The body weight is barely above a well-lemoned glass of water, yet there's enough carbonation left somehow to fuck up the lowest common denominator smoothness one expects in these situations. It finishes with no great reveals - still with the cheap artificial lemon, still with the weak-ass grain.

Well, no (unintended) off-flavours, and little if any cloyingness, so thank dog for small miracles, I suppose. This is just a beer cooler, through and through. If I was parched as hell, then maybe I'd appreciate this a bit, but for entirely un-beer-related reasons.

01-11-2012 02:40:59 | More by biboergosum
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wiseguywood

Indiana

3/5  rDev +60.4%

03-03-2014 01:20:09 | More by wiseguywood
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BourbonDemocrat


2.5/5  rDev +33.7%

05-28-2012 05:47:01 | More by BourbonDemocrat
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Phyl21ca

Quebec (Canada)

1.5/5  rDev -19.8%

Bottle: Poured a brought pale yellow color lager with a small bubbly head. Aroma of sweet lemon appears artificial but proves to be good at masking the adjunct notes. Taste is quite simply a mix between artificial lemon notes with some light adjunct. Boring and refreshing are the best things I have to say about this one. Also, I wonder what this says about Canadian beer drinkers that all ratings for this beer are from Canada.

09-26-2011 18:09:52 | More by Phyl21ca
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irishkyle21

Ontario (Canada)

1.75/5  rDev -6.4%

09-08-2013 20:51:23 | More by irishkyle21
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DamageCase76

Ontario (Canada)

1.25/5  rDev -33.2%

01-11-2014 14:36:18 | More by DamageCase76
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caverog

California

1/5  rDev -46.5%

11-30-2013 01:05:00 | More by caverog
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bumchilly25

British Columbia (Canada)

2.5/5  rDev +33.7%

06-25-2014 03:07:56 | More by bumchilly25
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ElGato33

California

2.5/5  rDev +33.7%

05-19-2012 02:53:49 | More by ElGato33
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TheBeeraholic

Ontario (Canada)

1.75/5  rDev -6.4%

06-16-2013 17:17:13 | More by TheBeeraholic
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TMoney2591

Illinois

2.1/5  rDev +12.3%

Served in a Lagunitas mason jar.

At fifty cents for this bottle, the price was right enough for me to take the mini-plunge. This stuff pours a clear sallow topped by a finger of quickly-fading off-white foam. The nose comprises Country Time-style lemon enveloped by dry wheat and sweet corn. Artificiality reigns here in all ways. The taste brings in more of the same, though a general sense of plasticity pervades, making the already artificial seem even worse. The body is rather light, with a moderate carbonation, a watery feel, and a fairly dry finish. Overall, a decidedly sad little beer, but one that I can actually see people enjoying. I didn't enjoy it, but I've had many worse than this.

11-16-2012 00:24:00 | More by TMoney2591
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Luiz0930

California

1/5  rDev -46.5%

05-31-2013 09:25:37 | More by Luiz0930
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jgunther71

Illinois

1.5/5  rDev -19.8%

03-17-2014 19:13:55 | More by jgunther71
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oldp0rt

Quebec (Canada)

2.25/5  rDev +20.3%

03-15-2012 13:23:24 | More by oldp0rt
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Poo-Diddy


1.25/5  rDev -33.2%

07-18-2012 00:17:38 | More by Poo-Diddy
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ramrod666

Pennsylvania

2/5  rDev +7%

04-29-2014 18:06:45 | More by ramrod666
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green_plastic

Wisconsin

1/5  rDev -46.5%

07-22-2014 21:09:40 | More by green_plastic
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ShepardCommander

Virginia

2.5/5  rDev +33.7%

06-19-2014 06:22:09 | More by ShepardCommander
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Mebuzzard

Colorado

1.5/5  rDev -19.8%

06-08-2014 18:06:41 | More by Mebuzzard
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codynevels

California

2/5  rDev +7%

11-17-2011 05:01:49 | More by codynevels
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Slay40

Michigan

2.25/5  rDev +20.3%

06-11-2014 14:37:25 | More by Slay40
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PhilMiller

Indiana

1.75/5  rDev -6.4%

02-26-2014 02:24:10 | More by PhilMiller
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Miller Chill Lemon from Miller Brewing Co.
54 out of 100 based on 39 ratings.