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Flying Monkeys The Chocolate Manifesto - Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery

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Reviews: 51
Hads: 324
Avg: 4.08
pDev: 29.41%
Wants: 46
Gots: 103 | FT: 8
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Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery
Ontario, Canada | website

Style | ABV
Milk / Sweet Stout | 10.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

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Beer added by: Sammy on 10-31-2013

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Photo of madelfonatree
4.24/5  rDev +3.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Purchased 4/1/2015 from a new shipment and enjoyed 2/10/2016 in a stemless wine glass.

Look - Murky dark brown. Lacing is not as tall as expected when chug a lugging out of the wine bottle. Medium to fine bubbled tan head.

Smell - Maybe this is a little funky. Strawberry. Lightly sour. Milk. Chocolate. Nestle.

Taste - Coconut. Chocolate. Pineapple. Strawberry. Coffee.

Feel - Full feel. Puffy in the mouth but not overly carbonated. Not dry.

Overall - Strawberry and coconut. Not expected. It is nearly a year old. Puffy feel and the closest to chocolate milk feel I've had.

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Photo of ajm5108
3.01/5  rDev -26.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 2 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 3

Pours the expected dark cacao color, a moderate head with light retention. Aroma was off for me. It is mostly like smelling a cannister of Nestle quick powder, very artifical and flat. There is some malt and coco, but there is just this manufactured tinge to it that I can't quite describe but isn't very inviting. That said, it recovers somewhat with the taste. It is certainly a chocolate bomb, but it is mostly of a chocolate syrup variety. Cloying & sweet, and better in small doses. After awhile it becomes a bit of a challenge to get through, but lots of sweet / desert beers are like that. It still has that coco powder / malt ball vibe on the tongue too, but it less bothereome than on the nose. There is so much chocolate sweetness I couldn't discern much else. Feel is thick and it finishes smooth. No off-notes, persay, but I was just somewhat dissapointed by how artifical it all was. Having a glass with desert would be great, but a bottle's worth gets a tad wearisome.

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Photo of thehyperduck
4.46/5  rDev +9.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

750 mL bottle-in-a-carton from the LCBO. Last sampled on NYE 2014 - and enjoyed considerably, I might add.

Pours an opaque mahogany brown colour with some burgundy highlights. A generously-proportioned two fingers of spongy, resilient tan-coloured foam is situated atop, displaying a remarkable capacity for retaining cohesion. It lasted well past the 10 minute mark, and well into the body of this review. Gorgeous lacing. Fudge, malted milk balls and cocoa are each distinguishable within the aroma, with notes of mocha and roasted coffee beans serving as mere footnotes. Milk sugar sweetness underlies it all - the nose is positively heavenly, but chocolate un-enthusiasts need not apply.

As far as descriptors, delicious is the first thing that comes to mind - but I'll throw in "sinfully rich" and "decadent" for much-needed emphasis. Huge notes of chocolate absolutely dominate the roasted malt backbone. Milk chocolate, lactose and cocoa flavours coat the palate with each sip, gradually transmuting into a more bitter, dark chocolate feel as you approach the back end, with hints of mocha coffee and black cherry. Bittersweet aftertaste, with some herbal vibes. This is also where my only complaint comes in - there's some metallicity on the tongue after each sip, which rather reminds me of licking coinage (what can I say - I was a stupid kid with a predilection for numismatics). Full-bodied, with a creamy, silky-smooth and luxurious mouthfeel accented by gentle carbonation. The alcohol is masterfully-hidden, making this a legitimately dangerous beer. Seriously - if there's no one else around to split it with, you might want to consider committing to this one bottle for the night, unless you've been training/abusing your liver to the extent that I have.

Final Grade: 4.46, an A grade. The Chocolate Manifesto is so god damn tasty that you'll feel guilty if you don't share the bottle. Assuming you like chocolate, this is a beer that you will regret not trying, I assure you. In short, I would eagerly lend material support to a proletariat uprising aimed at overthrowing the bourgeois, if necessary, to obtain control over the means of production of this profusely excellent imperial milk stout. In the meantime, one more bottle for the cellar might just keep me pacified for the foreseeable future.

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Photo of Nyg
4/5  rDev -2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

I couldn't believe this was 10.0% had at the brewfest. It was like drinkn double chocolate quick. Super fudgy tasting. Pours dark with a thick tan head. Very smooth and creamy. Couldn't believe it was 10.0

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Photo of TreyIsWilson
4.17/5  rDev +2.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

A - Pours a midnight black with a one-finger tan head. The head leaves lots of spotty lacing.

S - Huge aroma of dark chocolate and sweet milk chocolate.

T - The taste is huge chocolate fudge with some light roasted malts.

M - Heavy body with medium carbonation. Creamy mouthfeel with a sticky dry finish.

O - This beer is a chocolate lovers dream and would make an awesome dessert beer. Definetly recommended.

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Photo of jzeilinger
4.55/5  rDev +11.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

A - Dark brown/black opaque pour with a creamy and very THICK lacing ring.

S - Chocolate, fudge cherry cordial in a glass.

T - Double fudge in a glass, milk cocoa, very light cherry.

M - Full bodied and creamy with lip smacking sticky.

O - SEEK this beer out. Two thumbs up.

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Photo of yesterdayfaraway
4.34/5  rDev +6.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

S: sweet chocolate with some bakers chocolate mixed in.
T: holy chocolate! The most chocolate in a beer I've ever tasted. No alcohol and very sweet.
F: creamy, but not thick although he flavors last. Very similar to hot chocolate in that sense.
O: good beer that won't seek out again, but glad I got I got it.

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Photo of Timothy_Scott_Goeft
4.74/5  rDev +16.2%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 5

I've got to say that this beer mixes into the details for.a milk stout perfectly from.bjcp standards until the ABV, The aroma that hits me.first is very close to chocolate milk. Sweet chocolate straight through. Visual: opague black body with a chocolate brown head, some carbonation bundles come up the side.of the glass. Head doesnt stay.flavour; again chocolates but im tasting a roasted malts flavour as well, not all choc., i get some of the lactic flavours in there as well. Mouthfeel; i have to say i enjoy this, creamy ,but not a false cream like nitro based,low medium.carbonation to allow the flavours to move a bit.kinda thick like a milk as well. Overall. It hides the 10 ABV very well and is a unique beer billed as a triple milk stout, which isn't a style so i will call it a special brew and not deduct points for the well hidden 10ABV since it is in style for the rest, tastes great and does what any good beer should, unite friends. I say this as its not only big ABV but huge malts and a challenge for any one drinker so.id suggest to get your mate. I like this alot and thats how i gave an overall 5.

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Photo of TheSevenDuffs
3.69/5  rDev -9.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Poured dark black with a finger of medium brown colored head.

Massive sweet cocoa aroma has a Nestle Quick aroma to it.

Sweet cocoa up front, that has a somewhat artificial taste to it. Slight roast. Very sweet overall and in need of some balance.

Medium to full body. Creamy. Lucky carbonation

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Photo of mlockman
4.24/5  rDev +3.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Imbiber beware, this is a beer to be shared. Both aroma and flavor are the closest one can come to chocolate syrup without drinking Hershey's itself. As a man with a sweet tooth, I found this beer to be quite enjoyable and an incredibly interesting experience overall. That being said, I am compelled to reflect the sentiments of other reviewers in that finishing a full 750mL of Chocolate Manifesto in one evening was a bit of a task (I won't say it was a chore, as I thoroughly enjoyed it, but it was certainly an undertaking). My 2-cents would be to break this bottle open and enjoy in moderation with some folks who have a bit of a sweet tooth but aren't generally drinkers of dark beers, as while this is a dessert beer to behold, it is a seriously significant deviation from the style.

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Photo of kevinlater
4.52/5  rDev +10.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 5

750ml capped bottle into snifter. extremely illegible code on the bottle's neck

a: really dark brown, not black, with light brown head

s: massive creamy chocolate milk and maltesers aroma. some caramel, roasted marshmallow, and raisin notes. so milky and sweet

t: follows the nose but has bitter cocoa in it too. zero alcohol taste at 10% abv which is impressive

m: medium mouthfeel with low carbonation

o: absurdly sweet so it's not something some people will want to have in large quantities... i'm not one of those people because i had the entire thing to myself :D god it is delicious

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Photo of Jjski
3.45/5  rDev -15.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Not that great as beer, But those seeking a liqueur to go with dessert may very well enjoy.
Extremely (cloyingly?) chocolate but that is its defining virtue. If looking for alcoholic hot cocoa flavored malt beverage- dive right in. IMHO this beverage is chocolate first, beer second.
Southern Tier Chocalat is way better balanced from a beer perspective

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Photo of Phyl21ca
3.91/5  rDev -4.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Bottle: Poured a pitch-black color stout with a medium dark brown foamy head with good retention and some light lacing notes. Aroma of pure chocolate notes with some sweet notes is pretty intense but enjoyable. Taste is pure chocolate and coca notes with some residual sugar notes. Body is about average with good carbonation and no apparent alcohol notes. Enjoyable in small quantities as I find that drinking too much gets a bit gross with light flavouring notes coming out too much.

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Photo of Rutager
3.92/5  rDev -3.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Great in a small amount, but doming this bottle is going to be a chore. Crazy sweet vanilla, almond and milk chocolate nose. Mouthfeel; pretty thin for something like this. Would definitely drink again in a small amount (if I don't get sick trying not to waste this. Sometimes a 750 seems like a REALY big beer. Thanks to Buschbeer (I think... If not, thx bro :P)

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Photo of Ozzylizard
3.54/5  rDev -13.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

(Bottled date unreadable, code 54-4-265) 750 mL bottle at 41 degrees into tulip. Allowed to warm up to 48 degrees.
Aroma overpoweringly of chocolate. This drops off somewhat with time.
Head average (Three cm, aggressive pour), light brown, frothy, diminishing to two mm frothy ring and layer
Lacing excellent – complete curtains of tiny bubbles
Body dark brown/black
Flavor – thankfully not as much chocolate as the nose or it would be undrinkable for me. No roasted malts make it through the chocolate nor do any hops. The alcohol is not noticeable in the flavor but is felt immediately after swallowing. It ends with basically no flavor, not even chocolate, although some hangs out sublingually. No diacetyl.
Palate full, creamy/silky, lively carbonation.

Appearance 4.5, Aroma 3, Flavor 3.5, Palate 4, Overall 3.75

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Photo of Cylinsier
4.79/5  rDev +17.4%
look: 4.75 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

75 cl bottle.

Pours jet black, two inches of fine pillowy coffee-and-cream head dissipate slowly to a film.

Smells of rich, decadent cocoa truffles, fresh roasted coffee, caramel, vanilla, and chocolate mousse.

Flavor is decadent, coffee and rich milk chocolate, malted milk balls, biscotti, roasted espresso beans, pecan and caramel. The epitome of dessert in liquid form.

Medium to full bodied with a stinging carbonation on the tongue. Warms a bit going down.

Unreal. This beer is a chocolate bomb of flavor. Very much a dessert offering and very rich, it would be hard for most to finish a bottle on their own even ignoring the high alcohol content. As such, this is very much a sipper to enjoy on its own. At best, it could pair well with savory foods, but it owns the palate. If you're not fond of chocolate stouts, you won't be fond of this, and you might not be fond of it even if you are. But if you are looking for something in the dessert stout category, you'd be hard pressed to find something that even comes close to the quality of this beer. Probably the best chocolate beer I've ever had and one of the best stouts from a dessert angle. The only real shortcoming for my money is the body, which could stand to be a bit fuller. Otherwise, outstanding. A chocoholics' beer dream come true.

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Photo of brianmandell
3.85/5  rDev -5.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Dark brown pour. Sweet aroma of malted milk balls and milk chocolate. Some graham cracker malt. Sweet, sugary flavor heavy on malted milk balls and some milk chocolate followed by a roasty flavor. Tastes like candy, mostly in a good way but with some artificial flavor quality. Alcohol is well hidden. Very good mouthfeel with creamy carbonation. An easy drinking dessert stout, gimmicky but well executed.

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Photo of Bung
4.06/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Best of these boxed brews I've had from them. In the same vein as Chokolat from Southern Tier. Sweetness way way more under control than the maple one.

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Photo of StoutHunter
3.77/5  rDev -7.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Short Review. This was nice and it was dominated by chocolate to make for a chocolate syrup like flavor and aroma, but it was pretty sweet and boozy, along with the lack of complexity it held it back a little, a little bit is enough for me, a full glass would be too much. I like it, but I'm not sure I would buy it.

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Photo of dthrift3
5/5  rDev +22.5%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

My next favorite Stout, the one of a kind Chocolate Manifesto. Loads of Chocolate taste and Malty feel. Might seem overpowering at first, just drink more!

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Photo of DaveBar
4.56/5  rDev +11.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Purchased at the LBCO for a pricy $12.00 for a 750ml bottle. Served at 7deg C in a tulip

A- Opens well and pours a tiny thick rich looking creamy head. Super dark

S- Oodles of chocolate and malt. Overpowering chocolate

T- Very good. Little coco, more like a quality chocolate base. Lots of malt here.

M- Creamy good. Very enjoyable blend. Thick and rich

O- Very good but expensive. Would like to try on tap

Food Pairing

This nice brew went well with..... Roasted lamb head with garlic, parm cheese, rosemary, parsley, hot pepper flakes, salt and pepper. Drizzle with olive oil and 400deg F for 2hrs

Enjoy

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Photo of T-34-85
3.92/5  rDev -3.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75

Shockingly chocolatey aroma and flavor with a nice thick mouthfeel. The beer definitely achieves its Triple Chocolate namesake.

Not a beer for all occasions, as it is extremely intense.

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Photo of Stinkypuss
4.7/5  rDev +15.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.75

Big big dessert beer.

With that in mind the beer pours a pitch black with plenty of chocolate infused foam and lacing. The aroma is amazing, tons of fudge brownie, cocoa powder, mocha coffee, and chocolate. The taste is a chocolate manifesto, the likes of which I have not encountered. Chocolate brownie, chocolate malt smoothie, tons of rich chocolate. Just enough roast and astringency to cut through, but only briefly. The story here is delicious chocolate brownie. Full bodied and chewy. Holy crap, this was delightful.

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Photo of elahote
4.89/5  rDev +19.9%
look: 4.75 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.75

Sweet smell of chocolate hits your olfaction senses right off the bat. The look is a dark creamy brown, lacking a little in head but making up in aroma. Very smooth taste, a little too much bite at first but goes down easy. A hard find and even harder to beat for a chocolate stout.

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Photo of Jeffo
3.52/5  rDev -13.7%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5

Got this one from Hopsolutely a while back. Thanks a lot guys!

From a 750 into a snifter

APPEARANCE: A clear dark brown pour yields a 2 finger, frothy, medium looking, fizzy, light tan head with great retention. Fizzy at first, but eventually gets creamy and retains really well. Clear black body with no carbonation evident. Head fades to a swirly wisp and sticks to the sides of the glass. Eventually looks a little flat at the end.

SMELL: Basically milky hot chocolate. Vanilla, sweet cream and lots of milk chocolate. Lots of it.

TASTE: Cream and lots of chocolate milk everywhere. Licorice at the swallow with a touch of metallic notes as well, but it’s minor. Lots of sweet milk chocolate lingers forever after the swallow.

PALATE: Medium body and medium carbonation. Semi-creamy on the palate, goes down fine and finishes slightly mouth-coating. A bit of a scratch at the swallow.

OVERALL: We put this beside their BNL chocolate stout and they’re both rather similar in that they’re one dimensional chocolate bombs. This one is has more sweet cream and milk chocolate from the lactose addition, which appeals more to my palate than the overly dominant milk chocolate flavors that makes BNL so tough. Admittedly it would be very tough to finish a full 75cl on my own, but I enjoyed splitting it two ways. Thanks again Hopsolutely!

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Flying Monkeys The Chocolate Manifesto from Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery
90 out of 100 based on 51 ratings.