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Bard's Gold - Bard's Tale Beer Company, LLC

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59
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95 Ratings
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Ratings: 95
Reviews: 56
rAvg: 2.35
pDev: 35.74%
Wants: 0
Gots: 1 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Bard's Tale Beer Company, LLC visit their website
New York, United States

Style | ABV
Fruit / Vegetable Beer |  4.60% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: BEERchitect on 01-28-2009)
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Shafaegalo

Texas

3.25/5  rDev +38.3%

03-18-2014 04:31:57 | More by Shafaegalo
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woodychandler

Pennsylvania

2.78/5  rDev +18.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 2 | overall: 2.75

I had purchased this a while back, thinking that perhaps an article on gluten-free beers might be in the offing. When I could not find a taker, the beers got shunted to the side. I had a colleague who has issues with gluten and she was always curious about beers that were gluten-free. I usually eschew them since I am not gluten-intolerant and prefer to leave them for people who are. In the interim, I am purging my massive backlog of bottles this summer and lo and behold! this one popped up. They will now be part of The Great Bottle Purge of the Summer of 2014.

From the bottle: "The Original Sorghum Malt Beer"; "Discuss it over a Bard's"; "Contains No Wheat, Barley, Rye or Oats"; "Gluten-Free"; "Beer Made From Sorghum".

From the underside of the cap: "Can the inventor of the ukelele be charged with crimes against humanity? Discuss it over a Bard's".

I popped the cap and the neck suddenly filled with a cap of foam. Calming time! Even with the calming and a gentle pour, I got a pseudo-cascade and a lot of foaming action. It settled into three dense fingers of French Vanilla-colored -white head that slowly dropped, leaving nice lacing in its wake. Color was, indeed, gold (SRM = 5), so points for truth in advertising, plus it had NE-quality clarity. Nose was back to the now-familiar apple vinegar sharpness. It is really making me glad that I do not have Celiac and so this can be an experiment, rather than a way of life. Mouthfeel was thin, watery and spritzy like seltzer. Taste was of apple vinegar, but it was not as pronounced or as sharp as in some of the others in this adventure. Finish was kind of bland and dull and now I cannot decide which is worse - sharp and memorable or bland and dull. I would choose this over some of the others simply because its pungency was somehow lessened. Talk about damning with faint praise ...

Serving type: bottle

07-28-2014 15:43:34 | More by woodychandler
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SamKetchum

District of Columbia

3.13/5  rDev +33.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 3

Fantastic Marketing, fun topics on bottle lids, such as “Do telemarketers have an evil laugh they do when they dial?” Only thing missing is the beer. It's smooth, it's golden. The body of the beer is extremely weak and it has a very submissive taste- leaving little to no aftertaste.

Serving type: bottle

07-19-2014 18:27:02 | More by SamKetchum
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tbone64

Minnesota

3/5  rDev +27.7%

07-08-2014 21:19:11 | More by tbone64
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MoyaHoya

Minnesota

1/5  rDev -57.4%

06-23-2014 18:32:43 | More by MoyaHoya
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wrightst

Maryland

2.5/5  rDev +6.4%

06-08-2014 13:40:27 | More by wrightst
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MichaelProcton

North Carolina

2.25/5  rDev -4.3%

05-30-2014 00:17:51 | More by MichaelProcton
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Latarnik

New Jersey

2.75/5  rDev +17%

05-26-2014 22:00:00 | More by Latarnik
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LXIXME

New Mexico

3.25/5  rDev +38.3%

05-01-2014 22:40:43 | More by LXIXME
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Cecilman11

Pennsylvania

5/5  rDev +112.8%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

Bards beer is really good gluten free beer it taste like the beer I use to drink before I went on my gluten free diet
I use to drink coors light
I give it a 10 out of 10 that's how good it is
It smells like coors light not apples or green apples
It tast like coors light to

Serving type: bottle

04-26-2014 11:28:47 | More by Cecilman11
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IAMTEAMPONY

Pennsylvania

3/5  rDev +27.7%

02-15-2014 01:46:31 | More by IAMTEAMPONY
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Capitals82

Virginia

2/5  rDev -14.9%

02-08-2014 02:04:47 | More by Capitals82
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kkmiller76

New Jersey

1.5/5  rDev -36.2%

01-21-2014 03:04:17 | More by kkmiller76
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drbenderdo

Michigan

2.5/5  rDev +6.4%

01-03-2014 18:05:34 | More by drbenderdo
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largadeer

California

1.5/5  rDev -36.2%

11-26-2013 06:37:13 | More by largadeer
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Chugs13

New Jersey

1.25/5  rDev -46.8%

11-24-2013 23:43:20 | More by Chugs13
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DoubleMalt

New York

1.5/5  rDev -36.2%

10-25-2013 23:32:30 | More by DoubleMalt
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DenisKolkin

Ontario (Canada)

1.41/5  rDev -40%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.25 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 1.25

355 ml bottle picked up from the singles bin at the LCBO for $2.00 CDN

Appearance - Clear golden color with slight amount of haze. Less than 1/2 finger of head is poured and dissipates almost instantly. Very little carbonation present.

Smell - Not sure what's going on here. Not pleasant. Sour notes, vegetables maybe. Throw some overripe grapes in for good measure. Slightly medicinal. Maybe apple? Funky, processed smells too. Sometimes not smelling like anything is better than smelling like this.

Taste - Slightly soda-ish quality to this. Funky aftertaste. Medicinal with almost the flavor of bands aids- afterwards. Blech.

Mouthfeel - Thin, watery feeling. I can't say watery tasting since its hard to get that flavor out of your mouth. Dry finish.

Overall - And the winner for the beer I'm least likely to ever drink again is.... this one. Feel bad for those than can't process gluten, but please even if these reviews do not deter you, please only buy a single before committing to a purchase. Review ended with a drain-pour.

Serving type: bottle

10-14-2013 22:19:08 | More by DenisKolkin
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EddieJoe

Illinois

2.75/5  rDev +17%

10-07-2013 00:15:44 | More by EddieJoe
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bpowers315

New Hampshire

3.25/5  rDev +38.3%

07-29-2013 01:04:15 | More by bpowers315
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Garrett092112

Illinois

1/5  rDev -57.4%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1

The only reason I gave this a 1 is because they dont allow you to put a negative score in. Quite possibly the worst thing i have ever drank. I would prefer a warm pint of bottom shelf gin then this atrocity. I dont even know how you can call this beer. I read through all these reviews and could not fathom a beer actually tasting that bad. Well I was most defintiely wrong. The taste is still lingering 10 minutes later.

Serving type: bottle

07-27-2013 18:49:35 | More by Garrett092112
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JTomczak

Connecticut

1.75/5  rDev -25.5%

07-07-2013 04:17:47 | More by JTomczak
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Ilafan

Minnesota

2.25/5  rDev -4.3%

06-09-2013 20:41:25 | More by Ilafan
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bckayaalp

New York

2.25/5  rDev -4.3%

06-09-2013 03:17:55 | More by bckayaalp
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twenty5

Pennsylvania

1/5  rDev -57.4%

05-10-2013 14:50:42 | More by twenty5
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Bard's Gold from Bard's Tale Beer Company, LLC
59 out of 100 based on 95 ratings.