Sexual Chocolate - Foothills Brewing Company
Displayed for educational use only; do not reuse.
Ratings: 989 | Reviews: 427 | Display Reviews Only:
1.58/5 rDev -61.7%
To be straightforward, this beer was badly infected. Extremely high carbonation, flavors focused somewhere between charred malt and vinegar. The more interesting discussion is whether a beer/brewer should be punished with a very bad rating for an infected bottle. I believe in this case the bad review is warranted as a large number of bottles seem to be infected and pretty much undrinkable. Quality control should be a major focal point of commercial breweries and considering the lengths people go to to get this beer every year, this is unacceptable.
Back to the beer, I said it already, it was all pickles, vinegar, yet heavily bitter and charred, high carbonation. Not drinkable.
10-14-2010 00:51:30 | More by JAXSON
1.75/5 rDev -57.5%
A 2010 bottle from a trade that I wish I hadn't done. Booerns.
A- two nice big fingers of mocha colored head from a stiff pour that holds for a bit the settles to leave a thin tan skin on top. Black in color with super dark brown edges.
S- oh no! Well this doesn't smell right at all. It shows the signs of a pretty bad infection on the brewers part. Burnt malts and acrid coffee mixed with cherries and rotten fruit.
T- off. There's some old fruit and again old coffee. Burnt toast and funk with a long lasting dirty tart finish, like a cherry with white pepper on it.
M- on the thin side of medium and a bit overly carbed.
O- well this is not a good beer, nope not at all. I'm glad I opened it now rather then waiting till winter. Who knows how bad it would have been by then.
05-10-2011 20:47:53 | More by oglmcdgl
2.05/5 rDev -50.2%
Big thanks to HeyOhh for sharing this
Why review an infected bottle? Because it is still the product they put out, intentional or not. This bottle was generously shared at a tasting, and it was very disappointing to all of us who were expecting more. It must've been a huge disappointment to HeyOhh who brought and shared it. I know he traded some good stuff to land it.
A - Stout. Good.
S - Like charred cocoa, chewing tobacco and asphalt mixed with a McDonald's apple pie. But worse than that could possibly sound.
T - Interestingly, the infection and the flavors of the intended beer seem to stand apart, unlike, say, Black Tot where the infection and the flavor melded and crossed over. Regardless, this tastes gross due to the infection. It seems like a 'B' grade stout got knocked down to a 'D'.
M - Like a violation.
D - ISO clean Sexual Chocolate, so I can re-tick.
07-13-2010 14:21:24 | More by ktrillionaire
2.2/5 rDev -46.6%
A: Dark as night with a decent tan head.
S: Smoke, some roasted malts, char and more smoke.
T: Not sure if i got a bad bottle but this was as smokey as Surley Smoke, but not as good. Tasted Nothing like the flavor profile was supposed to. A real let down.
M: Oily, Slick
O: All 10 people at our tasting thought this beer should have been called Sexual Smoke. There was very little sweetness, coffee or chocolate and we had it before we tried the barrel aged version which was 1000 x's better. I won't bother trading for this one again. Terrible let down!
11-13-2011 22:36:21 | More by chase2634
2.23/5 rDev -45.9%
Pours a dark brownish black with a dark tan head on top. Nice lacing around glass (tulip). Happy with the looks of this Chocolate IS.
Very Strong Chocolate on the nose. Not too much but chocolate on the aroma, but perhaps a acetic acid along with the chocolate.
BIG Chocolate at first on the taste and a bit of a roasted characteristc to the chocolate taste, along with a bit of a resin likeness. The aftertaste is actually horrible, it is more like a cheap american stout taste with a helluva lot of chocolate added, rather then an imperial stout finish. NOT creamy, not smooth!
As for the body, BLAH! This is so thin, I cannot beleive they call it an Imperial Stout. This should be a dark chocolate ale or even more of a porter rather then a stout. Plenty of carbonation but somewhat watery.
This is a rare ale that does not measure up to the hype it has. You have to keep in mind there are only 500-600 bottles a year so it can build up a hype about it with that few bottles. We had bottle 5 of 600. Very dissappointed with this ale! We had it at a blind stout tasting and most of us gave it very low grades then. Now with 4 of us sharing a bomber, we are still highly dissappointed with this stout. Perhaps we had two bad bottles between two years, but I doubt it! This is far from the definition of Imperial Stout!
05-31-2010 14:26:29 | More by TonyBrew
2.3/5 rDev -44.2%
Pours black with a tall, dark tan head. Excellent retention and some decent lacing.
Strong acetic acid in the nose. Nothing else comes through aside from vinegar/acetic acid.
There is some chocolate and roasted character to the taste but primarily it is acetic acid and sesame seed oil.
Body is thin and somewhat watery with excessive carbonation.
Overall, this beer was not good and is primarily hype driven in my opinion. The three of us who split this bottle all got vinegar/acetic acid in the aroma and sesame seed oil in the taste. I'm really hoping this was just a bad bottle because it was really bad.
05-16-2010 04:29:18 | More by mullenite
2.4/5 rDev -41.7%
Bottle #966/1000 2010 vintage, poured into a snifter.
Appearance: Pours a pitch black with two fingers of head that settles quite nicely.
Smell: Burnt chocolate, roasted malt, cocoa, some sourness. Improves as it warms.
Taste: Roasted malt, some chocolate...HEAVY sour fruit taste. I think I have an infected bottle.
Mouthfeel: Thin and watery.
Drinkability: I have another bottle, I think this one might have been infected, if that one is better I'd seek out again, if not I wouldn't, hence the average rating.
08-01-2010 02:47:07 | More by Axic10
2.45/5 rDev -40.5%
The pour looks a bit thin, more along the lines of a traditional stout then an imperial stout really, some light shows through the edges, but maybe i am just used to pouring so many black holes like hunahpu & darklord, no where near that.
The aroma seem to have a bit of a lactose and coffee note to it, more roasty then chocolate.
Now that we are at the flavors there is something of a burnt vegitable note, i would say asparagus that was burnt. I am very familiar with asparagus. There is afor mentioned high level of roast that is the main game player, the chocolate that the bottle claims only really presents in a powdered coco sort of manor, really dry overall and leaves a lot lacking.
If this was on my local shelves labled year round as something else, i wouldn't buy it, it doesn't taste good.
09-11-2011 05:46:32 | More by ChadQuest
2.58/5 rDev -37.4%
Poured into a ccb snifter. Pours dark black with a 1 finger head that lasts seconds. A thin ring forms around the glass with very little lacing. Aroma isn't bad, coffee and chocolate all the way. The taste is where there is a problem. Chocolate then coffee then a really off taste, something I'd never like to taste again. I don't like to throw around claims of infection but if this isn't infection what the heck are they putting in their beer. Very disappointing for a very hyped brew.
05-13-2011 00:53:58 | More by jcartamdg
2.68/5 rDev -35%
App- Black as night. Can see the carbonation bubbling. Almost looks like a coke.
Sm- Looking for chocolate, but having to strain to find it. Get some soy sauce and toffee.
Ta- Stone fruits, roasted malts, chocolate, soy sauce.
MF- Very thin bodied and over carbonated.
DR- The taste doesn't make we want to drink a ton of this.
Disappointing. Very over-hyped. What I would expect from a mediocre corner brewpub's RIS.
09-20-2010 15:42:57 | More by gueuzer
2.7/5 rDev -34.5%
Lightly chilled '09 vintage into a glass. From a trade with sincereNc. Thanks, Ian!
A: Pours a beautiful black body with slight edge penetration when held against a lamp. The dark mocha head billows up to fill 1.5 fingers of space in the snifter, and it falls over 30 seconds or so into swirls of fine bubbles on top of the brew, with a thin collar at the edge.
S: Milk chocolate with a lactic sweetness and twang, bordering on anise / dark fruit. Caramel, roasted coffee.
T: Nicely chocolatey up front, but as noted in the aroma, it has more of the straight milk sweetness than bittersweet dark chocolate. It is accentuated by very noticeable lactic twang associated with it; at times I feel it's similar to an anise / dark fruit blend, but this doesn't quite have that tartness that suggests one one of those two. Regardless, this particular aspect is so strong that I'm tempted to think of this as an imperial milk stout.
M: Light-medium bodied; it's thin for the style. The flavor gets decidedly watery in the finish. Carbonation is appropriate for the style. No heat or even warmth. The flavor falls off fast; it doesn't have much heft to it.
D: The girlfriend and I polished off a bomber quite easily. This beer goes down nicely and is tolerable. I didn't love it enough to seek it out again, though. Certainly not worth the prestige and hype it has on here.
04-11-2010 19:19:04 | More by Arbitrator
2.73/5 rDev -33.7%
Bottle shared by the generous Josh. Poured into a tulip. This one pours dark brown and sits black in the glass with a finger of tan head that settles down with a little bit of sticky lace.
A little bit of a smokey char aroma comes right away. Very faint chocolate aroma here. Instead of roast, I mostly get char though. This has a leathery flavor with little bit of smoke and lots of char. Honestly seems like this one was simply burned.
The feel is a bit thin for an RIS and the carbonation is soft but there.
Overall this one is a little dissapointing. Nothing bad or offensive here but just not what one would hope it would be.
08-28-2011 21:40:34 | More by Bendurgin
2.78/5 rDev -32.5%
Thanks to Exiled for sharing this bottle. This is a beer I have wanted to try for a long time. 2010 vintage.
The beer pours black with a tan head. The aroma is roasted malt and chocolate, but I also get a little bit of tart cherries. The beer smells like it may be infected.
The taste confirms that an infection is at work here. I get a lot of tart dark fruit with some roasted malt, chocolate and coffee. I think the base beer may be good, but the infection really makes things taste funky.
The carbonation is about right for the beer, but the mouthfeel is all wrong. The beer is very thin and almost watery, which I assume is caused by the infection.
Very disappointing overall.
09-29-2010 01:13:45 | More by Mora2000
2.95/5 rDev -28.4%
2010 22 oz
A - Poured black with little head, dark beer with little lacing.
S - Smelled a bit smokey roasted, but a bit of a chemical smell to it.
T - It tasted like smoke and roast, none of the richness that I want in a RIS. There was no smoothness and it was a bit too astringent.
M - way too thin for the style.
O - There are many off the shelve beers that I would rather have, I didn't want to penalize the rating because of how hard this was to get, The beer should stand on it's own rare or common, and this one was just not good.
12-10-2011 22:57:53 | More by pollox87
2.98/5 rDev -27.7%
2011 - about a 5-6 oz pour
A - black/brown with a one finger light tan head that fades to a rim of bubbles..looks pretty well carbed.
S- Really not much on smell..was really trying to pull something out..roasted malts
T- What what what...sexual smoke. - harsh coffee roasts through out with a very smokey aftertaste. I honestly cannont taste any chocolate.
Mouthfeel is way to thin, watery and light. Reminded me of Beer Geek Bacon, or a smoked porter
Overall, very disappointing.. surprised reviews are all over the place..this is not a stout let alone a stout with chocolate in it.... thin, and boring. Hype train..choo choo
Serving type: bottle
11-30-2011 03:26:23 | More by Kaydogg
3/5 rDev -27.2%
The pour is black with a billowing light brown head with some very nice lace. Aroma? What aroma? I get next to nothing here. Seems to me hops are leading the way in the nose. I bit apple-ish. There's roast and chocolate, but over all the nose is much to weak to earn a high score. The flavor, to me, isn't really anything to brag about either. There's some roast and some chocolate, but there supposed to be. I do pick up a tad of molasses. Really, the flavor is pretty pedestrian. The mouthfeel on the other hand is quite good. Big body. Above average carbonation. Dry finish. Full palate all the way through. OH-VER-RAY-TED!
05-23-2008 21:43:53 | More by tjthresh
Sexual Chocolate from Foothills Brewing Company
92 out of 100 based on 989 ratings.