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Teddy Bear Kisses - Upland Brewing Company

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Ratings: 327
Reviews: 117
rAvg: 3.61
pDev: 16.07%
Wants: 74
Gots: 71 | FT: 6
Brewed by:
Upland Brewing Company visit their website
Indiana, United States

Style | ABV
Russian Imperial Stout |  10.20% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: Verecund on 11-14-2009)
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Photo of Another6Pack
3.43/5  rDev -5%

Got the last bottle in the cooler at Kahn's in Indy. Minutes later a group came in looking for it. Beer karma been very very good to me.

A: Nice and black. No light is getting through this one. Thin but persistent head. Cocoa-colored lacing. Appealing start!

S: I'm no expert on the style, and it was nothing good/nothing bad. Playing fair and going with an average rating.

T: Live review...fresh out of the fridge there seemed to be little there; no cocoa, no coffee, not much of anything except, well, bread and mushrooms. Second glass out of the bomber and things are getting better. Picking up the cocoa now, a little smoke flavor...starting to remind me of Left Hand's Fade to Black II. NO alcohol burn, which I expected given the ABV.

M: Improves with temperature too. Perhaps I should/could have known that going in? Bumped up a half a point to 3.5 by the end.

D: Slightly above average. Could have split this one and been happy enough.

Another6Pack, Dec 05, 2010
Photo of Charlotte09
4.22/5  rDev +16.9%

A: Beer is almost black with a thin head full of cream coloring and brownish hues. Looks very appealing.

S: THis beer fills my nostrils with a smell is of caramel and a hit of cocoa. The smell is fairly strong and enjoyable.

T: Taste is sweet but somewhat bitter at the same time. Has some caramel notes along with a slight coffee taste. Can definitely taste the malts, almost has a slight burnt/smoked flavor. The aftertaste is a little odd, leaves a bitter/tangy flavor in the back of the mouth.

M: There is slight carbonation but when you move it around the taste buds turns into a light foam, its quite nice.

D: Wouldn't be able to drink a lot of this beer at one time. Kind of a desert beer to enjoy every once in a while.

Charlotte09, Dec 05, 2010
Photo of wrightro07
3.73/5  rDev +3.3%

A: It is a pitch opaque black with a mocha coloured creamy head. The head retention was just fine on TBK. I just wish that the head would form easier. I was not able to forum a large enough head in my opinion.
S: The smell is of coffee, vanilla, malts, and chocolate. I really enjoyed the smell of the RIS. It smell just as it should rich with coffee chocolate aromas.
T: The taste is a little burnt bitter in my opinion. I was hopping for a smother coffee taste and a little sweeter side with the vanilla.
D: The overall drinkability is satisfactory. It would not be a brew that I would go out of my way for again.

wrightro07, Dec 05, 2010
Photo of Jwale73
3.63/5  rDev +0.6%

Thanks to jdiddy for sharing. Pours the color and clarity of cola with a rocky, khaki-colored head embedded with bubbles. Nose is roasty and earthy and also expresses a trace of cooca towards the back. Taste expresses a burnt/acrid quality as well as cocoa and roast. Mouthfeel is medium-light, with an even carbonation. A nice traditional RIS. Many current examples of the style tend to be more towards the sweeter side of the spectrum (which is actually more to my preference); however, the burnt/charred character really contributes nicely to the character of this beer.

Jwale73, Dec 05, 2010
Photo of AaronHomoya
3.65/5  rDev +1.1%

Imperial Stout aged on Fair Trade Cocoa Nibs.

Nicely drinkable, as I easily finished the bomber by myself. Not as pronounced chocolate aroma or flavor as I was hoping from the aforementioned cocoa nibs. Nice coffee, stout flavor though. Would try again.

AaronHomoya, Dec 02, 2010
Photo of womencantsail
2.3/5  rDev -36.3%

Thanks to Mark for this one.

A: The pour is primarily a dark brown color with some reddish notes when held to the light. A sizable tan head with very nice retention.

S: The nose starts off with roasted malts, bitter chocolate, and acrid coffee. A bit of a burnt thing going on here as well as some smoke.

T: A weird spicy, smokey flavor to begin. This is followed up by lots of intense roasted malt flavor, bitter, burnt sugar, ash, and alcohol. Delicious.

M: The body is medium and the carbonation is a bit on the high side.

D: This beer was just too burnt and bitter. Really not something I would look forward to having again.

womencantsail, Nov 30, 2010
Photo of Arbitrator
1.55/5  rDev -57.1%

Chilled bottle into a glass. Generously shared by womencantsail. Thanks, Andrew.

A: Pours black with a substantial mocha head. It looks like it might be infected.

S: It's not, at least not in any obvious (to me) manner. No bacteria could produce the unnatural flavors of char, tar, and cigar (hey, that rhymes!).

T: Burnt coffee, burnt cocoa, char (like overdone roast), cigar. These pull into the finish for a really bitter, acrid aftertaste. I see other reviewers mention the words "burnt" and "acrid" a few times, so I'm inclined to think this isn't an off bottle. Just not something tuned to my palate. I found it unpleasant to say the least.

M: Thin-medium body that is especially foamy in the finish.

D: Not the worst imperial stout I've ever had, but there are many better ones, assuming this is a representative bottle.

Arbitrator, Nov 28, 2010
Photo of largadeer
2.05/5  rDev -43.2%

Thanks, Andrew.

Black with a huge dense head that retains solidly. Smells bland, smoke with some cocoa. Roasty on the palate, borderline burnt. Little cocoa and tar. Medium body, slightly thin. Lot of roast in the finish, pretty astringent with lingering cigar smoke. Not my favorite Upland beer.

largadeer, Nov 28, 2010
Photo of emerge077
4.08/5  rDev +13%

Working on a bomber, served up in a Duvel tulip. Sheets of lacing coat the glass, no point even trying to look through. Black obsidian.

Sweet milk chocolate, cocoa, and mild roasty char in the nose. Gets a little bit leathery at room temperature.

Roasty char hits first and resonates with an undercurrent of herbal hoppiness. Espresso and dark bitter chocolate with high cacao content. Some honey notes in the aftertaste, but the sweetness isn't overpowering. Balanced sweet, bitter, and roasty elements. Lip smacking, sticky finish. Full bodied thickness, beefed up with a ton of malt and possibly lactose. Rich and fudgy. Perfect sipper released just in time for winter...

emerge077, Nov 28, 2010
Photo of BEERchitect
4/5  rDev +10.8%

A tremendously characterful and balance Russian Imperial Stout with a softer/sweeter body that allows for way too much ease in drinkability.

Very dark brown, maybe opaque black, the beer carries a dense and viscous appearance. From the sheet of barley-stained foam to the swirl of legging on the glass, the beer promises powerful flavor and succulent textures.

Boastful elements of espresso, bittersweet cocoa, molasass, licorice, charred berries, cherries, and raisons all weigh in in intermitten waves and give new aromas and flavors as the beer warms. Very creamy and full with the initial sips, but the beer transitions nicely into a a velvety smooth finish, leaving only a mild abrastion of alcoholic head and roasty bitterness for which to account. A deep and long linger of burnt caramel, coffee, and cocoa outlast the other flavors for a simplified and rewarding aftertaste.

Teddy Bear Kisses is among my new favorites, with the complexity and flavor that remind me of Dark Lord but with a smooth mouthfeel nearing Samuel Smith's Imperial Stout.

BEERchitect, Nov 27, 2010
Photo of Patchmaster
3.85/5  rDev +6.6%

A- This beer initially pours a nice dark brown color with an initial head that slowly melts away.

S- Very malty with heavy roasting. I was expecting more cocoa flavor, but it was a little underwhelming.

T- Nothing too earth shattering here. Defniitely some coffee flavors. As it sits the chocolate flavor starts to make an appearance.

M- Medium carbonation with some booziness towards the end.

D- I was hoping for more out of this beer. On the positive it is very well priced. At $7.99 a bomber you get a decent RIS for the price. Not my favorite, but fits the bill.

Patchmaster, Nov 27, 2010
Photo of JToad
3.85/5  rDev +6.6%

Live review, poured directly into my Duvel Tulip slightly chilled. Opaque black, with decent chocolate lacing. Smell of roasted coffee, dark chocolates and hops.

Tastes of roasted coffee beans, cocoa is present if you let it sit on your tongue slightly. Very hop bitterness on the dry finish.

Lacks the creaminess you would expect or hope for. Bitterness tends to overpower the other flavors, causing the chocolate to become muted.

Alcohol is well masked for 10.2%. Would be hard to drink more than one of these, as the hops tend to take charge. Would probably much better with some age on it, so the bitterness would mellow. But still a fairly complex stout, and a rather unique flavor profile. Good value for $8.99

JToad, Nov 25, 2010
Photo of Overlord
3.48/5  rDev -3.6%

Thanks to a generous trader!

Pours a dark brownish black. Dark tan foam head that quicky dies down to a persistent crust. Gobs of carbonation on glass.

Let me start with mouthfeel: Too thin. For an RIS, one of the more watery efforts I've had.

I don't know why, maybe the name, but I expected chocolate. There's some in the aroma and flavor, but it ain't earth shattering. Mostly some acrid, roasted malt, a bit of coffee and some roasted chocolate ... maybe a faint burnt cocoa aftertaste. Bit too dry.

Eh. Okay.

Overlord, Nov 23, 2010
Photo of domtronzero
3.58/5  rDev -0.8%

A - Clear, very dark brown, almost opaque, with a small, long lasting tannish head. Little lacing.

S - Burnt acrid dark roasted malts, chocolate and a slight solventy booze character.

F/M - Similar to aroma with a dominant burnt roast flavor. Chocolate malts, with a slight cocoa character. I was expecting more of the cocoa. Moderately high bitterness, accentuated by dark malts. Hit solventy alcohol becomes more evident as this beer warms. Medium full bodied with moderate carbonation. Lingering roasted burnt flavor.

D - Good, as it was somewhat easy to put this glass down, but I was expecting so much more. There was a flurry of hype surroundong this beer, and I can see why it died down so fast. Better than average though.

domtronzero, Nov 23, 2010
Photo of Vdubb86
3.95/5  rDev +9.4%

Served in a Sam Adam's Perfect Pint Glass

TMoney2591 brought over this nice gem.

The beer pours a lovely darkness topped by a tan foam that has some decent lacing. This beer smells of oaked bourbon, cocoa, brown sugar and some toasted marshmallow. The taste is pretty bourbony with some coffee roast flavors and hints of chocolate bitterness. This is a pretty bitter beer on the palate, it could use some time to mellow out. But it still drinks pretty well.

Vdubb86, Nov 21, 2010
Photo of TMoney2591
3.68/5  rDev +1.9%

Served in a Half Acre shaker pint glass.

Thanks to cptnspeed1 for this bottle!

I hate Virgin Mobile commercials. just sayin'. This creepy thing pours a nice onyx topped by a finger of light tan foam. The nose comprises cocoa, black cherries, soil, greens, and dark roasted malts. The taste follows a similar route, adding some astringently bitter coffee and what seems like a bunch of earthy hops. The richness that was hinted at in the smell is drowned out by this bitter, almost grassy character. The body is a hefty medium, with a light carbonation and a semi-chewy feel. Overall, what could have been a great stout is ruined by the astringency. Beyond that, though, this thing is pretty nice. If only...

TMoney2591, Nov 21, 2010
Photo of Wisconsinality
3.83/5  rDev +6.1%

Bomber poured into Chimay chalice.

A- Pours a deep cola brown that looks black but when held up to the light, there is a little light let in around the edges. A small, half finger worth of head doesn't stay around long but leaves decent lacing on the side of the glass.

S- You can smell the chocolate as soon as the beer is poured. Some nice toasted malts and a little bit of cinnamon. I can also pick up some graham cracker, which is kind of interesting, and some black licorice. The alcohol is hidden quite well.

T- Again, the chocolate is right up front, strong and a tad bitter. Some nice coffee notes and a little brown sugar. Big roasted malts and a very well hidden ABV. As it warms and the more sips you take, the more balanced it feels or tastes.

M- Medium to full bodied that is very smooth on the tongue. Just a little bit from the carbonation. A little warming on the back of the throat from the alcohol.

D- Sipping on this one works for me because the longer you drink it, the more complexities are picked up. Good balance combined with a nice chocolate flavor and a well hidden ABV equals a good offering.

Wisconsinality, Nov 19, 2010
Photo of sixthglass
3.83/5  rDev +6.1%

A: Almost Black, Nice dark brown head that quickly faded, nice lacing.

S: chocolate, coffee, malty, spicy

T: Initially bitter when first poured, as the beer warmed, chocolate, coffee, spicy(ness), molasses, maybe carmel.

M: Thick beer that coats the mouth and sticks, leaving a slight bitter after taste which fades into a alcohol burn.

D: This was a perfect beer to have sitting by a campfire, sharing it with a few friends.. Nothing a go to brew.. but not a bad one to have around.

sixthglass, Nov 17, 2010
Photo of Lukafer
4.22/5  rDev +16.9%

Poured into a globe and served around 55 degrees.

Pours pitch black with 2 fingers dark tan head.  Smells are roasted malts, slight coffee, chocolate, and booze.  Tastes are chocolate, boozy, malty, more cocoa, very good.  Mouthfeel is sticky and thick.  This is a great beer and a definite sipper.  Been wanting to try this one for a while and I'm really glad they bottled it. Very good beer AND it's reasonably priced.

Lukafer, Nov 15, 2010
Photo of SuperNova777
4.45/5  rDev +23.3%

Notes from 11/06/10

A:Pours a non transparent oil black with a fingers worth of tan head that slowly
falls leaving very nice lacing down the glass.

S:Nose picks up pleasant roasty malts, chocolate, vanilla, and some molasses in the mix
as well. Very inviting and pleasing.

T:Flavor is just as the nose detects, roasty malts up front and in the middle leading into
the backend where chocolate and vanilla start to dominate the palate. Some hops also
make their way in on the backend. Very nicely balanced but just enough to still let the individual flavors come thru.

M:A solid body is on this one with ample carbonation, palate is left very moist with a nice coating of chocolate that lingers on the tongue. A very small hint of alcohol is in there but for the most part very well hidden.

D:There has been a lot of hyped talked around this and I was pretty excited to try it and
I was not disappointed. Rich and complex flavor that goes down very smoothly and very easy for the ABV. This is one I could drink all night long and probably get myself in trouble doing so. Seek this one out.

SuperNova777, Nov 14, 2010
Photo of aasher
4.05/5  rDev +12.2%

This one pours a midnight black with a light khaki head which quickly disappears. It smells of bitter cocoa, roasted dark malt, and coffee. The taste pretty much mimics the aromas. It features a bitter chocolate upfront which is followed by a rich roasted coffee flavor with a little bit of alcohol on the backend. It does have some milk chocolate sweetness to it but it depends on the sip. The aftertaste is dry and a little bitter. It isn't the thickest of stouts but drinks very smoothly. The aftertaste stays with you in a good way, urging you to re-up. It's very drinkable and you'd never know that it's over 10%. This is definitely one of Upland's better beers and lived up to the hype.

aasher, Nov 14, 2010
Photo of homebrew311
4.03/5  rDev +11.6%

Received in trade with khumbard- thanks man!

A: pour is a typical thick imperial stout... viscous, pitch black, little to no head- just a collar, not much lacing

S: aroma has huge cocoa and molasses notes with some mellow notes of vanilla, some bitter hops on the end. Very nice robust profile with the cocoa at center stage

T: the front features sweetness with notes of molasses, some bitter chocolate in the middle, notes of licorice, very nice balance of flavors. Bold and robust.

MF: thick, almost syrupy but not quite, velvety on palate

D: this is a great imperial stout... its big and bold but the flavors are all nicely pronounced and nothing is overpowering. Plus, the high alcohol content is very well hidden. I would recommend this to anyone who like imperial stouts.

homebrew311, Nov 11, 2010
Photo of alleykatking
4.35/5  rDev +20.5%

Poured from 22oz bottle. Been looking forward to this beer for a while.

A- Pours a black as night color. No light getting through this beer at all! One and a half finger brown head shows good retention for a higer ABV beer. This kind of caps the beer and nice streaky lacing on the sides of the glass.

S- Roasted malts are the first to show up in the nose. There is a bitter chocolate that shows through the entire aroma. A hint of darker fruits which show up more when the beer warms more. A light sweetness tends to do the same as the darker fruits with the temperature rising. A hint of coffee also in the tail end of the beer puts a perfect end to the aroma.

T- Roasted malts with a hefty dose of bitter bakers chocolate in the front of the beer. There seemed to be a light hop presence in the beer as well in the front which calmed down all the malts for a second. Middle of the beer was more light coffee notes and chocolate molasses thing as well. Ending had some light sweetness with a bitter hop bite which cut through the sweetness. A small dose of coffee in the backend for final flavor in the stout.

M- Heavy mouthfeel. Carbonation is a little light for me but good for the beer leading to the heavier feel. Dark chocolate and roasted malts left on the palate. Light bitter hops and coffee with some alcohol in the aftertaste. Alcohol has heavy drying on the palate. Flavors were balanced overall with little off flavors from blending. Clean tasting through the entire beer.

D- This beer is to me worth the praise that it has been getting. Upland to me is a hit or miss with a lot of their products. They hit the nail on the head with this one. The ABV although high is very well hidden which makes this a dangerous drink to have. I could drink the bomber of this no problem but I would rather split it with a friend.

alleykatking, Nov 07, 2010
Photo of HopHead84
3.48/5  rDev -3.6%


Bottle opened by Stawn at Stone at the Firestone Walker 14 release party during San Diego Beer Week. Thanks, Chris!

A: Deep brown, near black, creamy dark brown head.

S: Lightly roasted malt, chocolate, blackstrap molasses, and a touch of coffee.

T: Moderately bitter with an upper moderate roasted malt profile. Dark chocolate is evident, with a touch of coffee. Lightly astringent. Lots of blackstrap molasses.

M: Full bodied with a creamy, sticky mouthfeel.

Overall: Tasty, though nothing stands out.

HopHead84, Nov 07, 2010
Photo of levifunk
4.18/5  rDev +15.8%

found this here in town....amazing. so happy we are getting some upland's bombers. poured into darkness tulip.

a - pour is dark black, no light comes through. nice brown head and lacing.

s - roasted malts, and big big chocolate. as it warms up, i'm getting more of the dark fruit notes and sweetness.

t - chocolate and caramel sweetness. some light hops bitterness cuts the sweetness feel. actually its got a sizable bitter finish with the hops and roasted flavor. very well balanced. alcohol is very well masked.

m - medium body. dry finish. I would like it to be a bit thicker actually.

overall - great beer. especially for the price, i could drink this quite often.

levifunk, Nov 07, 2010
Teddy Bear Kisses from Upland Brewing Company
82 out of 100 based on 327 ratings.