Atwater Vanilla Java Porter - Atwater Brewery
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1.15/5 rDev -65.9%
Poured from a 12 oz. bottle chilled to ~35F.
Appearance - Dark reddish brown, clear. Head was light brown and fizzy, quickly dissipated. Color is too light for a robust porter, IMO.
Aroma - I don't get any coffee or vanilla in the nose. All I get it a artificial raspberry aroma.
Taste - Not good. Overwhelming tangy and fruity, with a little roastiness. Nothing like what I would expect from a "Vanilla Java Poter". Possibly infected.
Mouthfeel - Very thin for a robust porter.
Drinkability - Not much to say. It's terrible. I dumped it.
01-05-2010 02:56:43 | More by jkoravos
1.15/5 rDev -65.9%
In general, I think beer lovers tend to be the optimistic sort, always believing that an unknown brew could be a satisfying discovery. Because of that, it sometimes takes a while for it to sink in that the new occupant of your snifter is simply not up to snuff. Drainpours should be rare and hard earned. For me, almost any new beer is worth a full glass...almost.
Vanilla Java Porter is one of the rare beers that is a disaster right out of the starting blocks. Nothing is as it should be. It pours almost two shades lighter than the style demands: dark brown with readily apparent ruby highlights. The beer assaults your nose with an unnatural vanilla smell that blends with some caramel notes that produces the overall effect of children's cough medicine.
I've had many successful vanilla beers that capture the earthy sweetness of vanilla beans. This beer fails miserably in that regard. A one-note sickly sweet vanilla extract takes the lead and does not let go for the rest of your session. That one industrial strength flavor ruins not only this beer, but whatever innocent beer you select to follow it. For that matter, where is the java in this java porter? According to the label, Atwater added "the finest coffee" to this brew. Well, the beans must have immediately jumped out of the tanks in protest, because roasted coffee flavors are nowhere to be found.
I head to the sink to start the beer funeral, but I stay my hand a couple of times because, like a summer action flick, this beer is almost fascinatingly bad. I take some extra sips just to remind myself that I'm not making this up. Please, for the love of God, do not make that same mistake. Begin the drain pour as soon as humanly possible...
11-16-2009 01:29:15 | More by chicagobeerriot
1.25/5 rDev -62.9%
A - A really thick and creamy brown head installs itself permanently above a viscous black brew with chestnut highlights. A fair amount of spotty lace sticks around after big sheets of foam slide down into the blackness.
S - Bitter black coffee is spiked with what I swear to God smells like Louisiana hot sauce. This oddball combo isn't the best aroma in the world...far from it actually. Pepper and salt.
T - This is honestly pretty foul. That weird Louisiana Hot Sauce note is still there, and this tastes like black peppercorns with sea salt crusted on top.
M - Light bodied, thin, and undercarbonated. This finishes pretty clean and neutral, which is a blessing given the horrid flavor.
D - Never again. This is not good beer.
10-07-2008 17:01:52 | More by pmcadamis
1.25/5 rDev -62.9%
A big "psssfffftt" as I uncap it. Usually not a good sign. I pour a half glass of foam with a careful pour. Usually not a good sign. Smells weird. Usually not a good sign. Tastes bad. Definitely not a good sign. No redeeming qualities to this beer. Overcarbonated and astringent. No good tastes. I'm not gonna drink this one.
10-14-2008 03:19:39 | More by Bighuge
1.33/5 rDev -60.5%
A: Deep brown beer with a good finger head no lacing.
S: I'm not sure if it's vanilla or what but it doesn't smell great so overly sweet.
T: Possibly a bad beer? I dunno but this is getting worse with each sip. I can't even finish this.
M: Horrible, can't get past the taste to write much more.
D: Zero, horrible. I don't know what else to say.
10-31-2009 18:13:18 | More by jiggahertz
1.35/5 rDev -59.9%
Something about this beer just did not jive with my palate. I found it incredibly bitter, to the point of being undrinkable. Probably the worst beer ive had since i got 'into' beer some years back. Thankfully I only had one of these in a 6pack mixer.
I wish i could be more constructive but i just found this to absolutely horrible.
02-08-2009 07:27:33 | More by Mag00n
1.35/5 rDev -59.9%
Appearance: Dark brown, almost opaque, brew with dark tan wispy head. Little carbonation in the body.
Flavor/Mouthfeel/Drinkability: Infected, came off as a bretty sour mess. I don't usually do this, but after reading a few other reviews, it appears that this is not only common with Atwater brews, but with this one in particular. Hopefully, buyer beware, some of their other brews don't seem half bad.
08-22-2007 01:45:01 | More by Umbra
1.35/5 rDev -59.9%
I'll make it simple: if you haven't had it, don't.
So many things wrong with this beer on so many different levels. Unbalanced, tastes like burnt coffee grounds or stale coffee, and is a watered-down porter to boot.
Nothing worth trying here in my opinion.
11-17-2008 22:09:50 | More by r00tarded
1.45/5 rDev -57%
12oz bottle into a Flying Fish pint glass. Had this on tap and wanted to see how the bottle version fared.
A- Atwater VJP pours out a very dark brown color. It looks black from afar but close up to the light the true color comes out getting lighter in color towards the surface. A very dismal head tried to form a cap but failed. No lacing
S- A nice roasty robust scent coming from this with a lot of malt presense giving off a chocolate smell. Some vanilla is masked under the massive coffee smell with a nice hop bite coming from the Goulding variety. With warming alot of rotted fruit with old coconut, turned out nasty.
T- The vanilla extract used comes out more in taste than smell and slightly edges out the coffee used but it's not a nice mix. This is backed by the chocolate taste coming from the malts which also gives way to a faint caramel smell. Nice hop bite rounds it all out. After a few more tries at this I found this to be horrible. Charred fruit with a overwhelming vanilla coke taste. Nasty.
M- Medium bodied with a good amount of carbonation for the style which is felt on the tounge minimally. Doesen't exactly coat the palette but not on the thin side either. A slighty bitter aftertaste.
D- I enjoyed this much better from the tap but the bottle version is not that far off. Not as creamy or smooth from the bottle though. A low abv makes this good for a session beer, but i won't be going out of my way for this one. I paired this with some steak which was a nice way to go, just wish this was put together better, right now it's undrinkable
03-03-2009 00:10:20 | More by BARFLYB
1.5/5 rDev -55.5%
Presentation: 12 oz bottle into a nonic.
A- Dark mahogany, and nearly opaque. Pours with a foamy explosion of light tan head that would have overflowed the glass had more than 1/2 the contents been poured....has me worrying about infection from the word "go." Fades very slowly into a full cap.
S- Acrid coffee mixed with mildly detergent smelling odor....
T- Sour and biting, with a bit of coffee and vanilla on the finish. Ugh....
M- Downright watery....
D- Essentially undrinkable...drainpour.
Future outlook: I didn't buy this several times after having it catch my eye....I'm rewarded for finally caving in and buying with this disgusting (hopefully) infected mess. I don't want to do it, but this beer has truly earned it's "F."
06-11-2010 03:09:37 | More by DoctorDog
1.53/5 rDev -54.6%
A - Pours dark brown (near black) with a bit of light still coming through. One finger of tan head quickly dissolves into nothing more than a ring of bubbles.
S - Rotten malt that has been burnt to a crisp. If you could put store brand used coffee grounds into a trash bag, put it out under the hot sun for a few days, and then open it up, it would probably smell a lot like this beer. There's also this weird metallic smell floating around. Just plain bad.
T - Sour, rotten coffee grounds that actually trigger my gag reflex slightly.
M - Thin and foamy.
D - This is just the second beer I have ever drain poured. Thankfully I only purchased a single bottle.
06-20-2009 00:53:52 | More by association330
1.58/5 rDev -53.1%
Pours a very dark brown with a thin slightly off-white head. The light head on what is supposed to be a porter is a bit worrisome.
Does not have a huge aroma directly after pour or even later after it warms for a bit. Some light weak coffee is discernible.
Mouthfeel is very thin and watery and certainly not what I was hoping for.
The flavor profile is just as, if not more, disappointing and thin. The major player is the coffee which reminds me of day old foldgers which someone made with half the grounds needed for a strong cup. There is also some slight roasty notes and the vanilla is there but it reminds me of a cheap brand of extract.
I really enjoy porters and was really excited about the Vanilla Java on the label. I guess you can't judge a book by its cover.
02-15-2011 01:38:01 | More by kellertrumpet
1.63/5 rDev -51.6%
A: Pours a dark, dark brown with light tan foamy single finger head, which lacks lacing characteristics.
S: Smells like spent coffee grains, or some unappetizing kind of earthy grains. No vanilla, but bit of trash and some room-temperature organic pea soup from a can.
T: Man this one keeps going downhill. Average sip starts off with some below-average sweet malt before the bottom falls off the beer, and finishes with this awful taste of reused organic coffee grains. It kind of tastes like a Founders Breakfast Stout that sat in your grandmothers basement and had mildew water drip into it before it was re-carbonated just before serving with some ice cubes thrown in. Aftertaste of bitter rubbish.
M: Watery, overcarbonated. Crap.
D: I will not finish this beer. Maybe it was a bad bottle. It tastes like ass.
10-30-2008 01:51:35 | More by kasper
1.68/5 rDev -50.1%
I don't think this was a bad bottle, just a bad beer.
12oz bottle received as an extra in a trade.
Pours inky black, moderate tan head that dies quickly. Something is very off with the aroma, musty, medicinal. The taste compounds the problem - medicinal, bitter, like spoiled fruit. There's some evidence of coffe around, but no vanilla, no hops, and unfortunately everything is spoiled by this rancid off-flavor. Hard to gauge the texture, but seems thin in keeping with the style.
Definitely a style I'm in interested in - I like coffee beers. But this was a drain pour.
08-13-2007 01:21:05 | More by Talisker
1.68/5 rDev -50.1%
GLASS: Shaped Pint Glass
TEMP: Cellared @ approx 50 degrees
Pours almost black. Two fingers of loose coffee colored foam form and then dissipate very quickly. Lacing is minimal.
Definite coffee notes are present. Sadly, it smells like a cup of Folgers, not a big dark roasted coffee shop cup. The vanilla is also present, although less so. It smells artificial. Slight hints of roasted malts.
The whole thing has a sort of 'metallic' smell too it.
No, sir. I don't like it.
Burnt coffee beans dominate the taste. There is also a 'fake' sweetness to it, that destroys whatever chance this beer may have had. The vanilla is nowhere to be found. There seems to be a bit of hops sourness here, also. This brew is way out of balance.
Very light, waterey body. Not at all what I want from a stout, of any kind. Way too thin.
As this is now a drainpour, I'm going to say that the drinkability is non-existent.
Unless they change the recipe, I hope to never have this beer again.
02-03-2009 19:33:04 | More by coldmeat23
1.7/5 rDev -49.6%
A: dark brown, thin fizzy head. Transmits light.
S: sweet vanilla cake batter/frosting. Nothing else.
T: bad. Super sweet, sugary cloying vanilla. No coffee whatsoever. Tastes really artificial. Like a rubber band dipped in vanilla and sugar.
M: thin, watery, not satisfying at all.
Bad beer. Would never have again. Too bad...a vanilla java porter done correctly would have really been a great brew to try.
04-07-2013 13:35:18 | More by bcostner1
1.78/5 rDev -47.2%
Bad, I mean unreasonably bad. The aroma is quite sweet with old coffee, an ash tray, burnt malt, and a tini-tiny bit of vanilla. (whiffing to detect the vanilla was difficult because the cigarette butt smell was making me sick) The appearance is dark red brown with an average tan head. The flavor has all the elements from the aroma plus vegetable stir fry heavy on the bell peppers. The palate is actually smooth but this is one incredibly nasty beer!
11-22-2008 08:26:56 | More by nick76
Atwater Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater Brewery
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