Jack Whacker Wheat Ale - Tommyknocker Brewery
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1.28/5 rDev -62.4%
Pours a hazy soft golden with zero head. Looks like apple cider. Smells like moldy hay. Tastes like a crappy cider with a heap of metallic zest that bumps the roof of the mouth. No carbonation really. Overall a shitty, shitty beer. I don't know what the hell happened here. What am I suppose to do with the other 5?
02-22-2012 03:23:05 | More by yamar68
2.03/5 rDev -40.3%
Hazed, pale straw gold appearance, copious carbonation, smallish head, especially for the style, drizzles down in no time.
Funky nose, but not fresh...stale clove and squashed banana...with a side order of plastic....not great. The aroma is usually what I like best in a wheat ale, so this holds little promise.
Taste: ew...not good. Plastic feeling continues in the flavor, as if something is seriously amiss...none of the special, sparkling associations one enjoys in a wheat are anywhere around. Dull, drab, listless, with a flaccid flavor, there's nothing to like here...in fact, it's terrible...yuk...and I've got four more of these to get through...yikes...poor me...
Nothing more to say. Big disappointment.
04-21-2007 09:13:52 | More by feloniousmonk
2.1/5 rDev -38.2%
The pour was golden yellow with a three quarter inch head that was gone as quickly as it appeared. As the head disappeared it left a white ring around the top. It showed alot of carbonation until it warmed slightly.
The smell was a strong citrus with a light malt overtone.
The drink started very watery and clean. The middle was an overpowering citrus with a light malt kick, just like the smell. The finish was an unpleasent lingering citrus.
I didn't enjoy the citrus tones this beer had to offer, I think without the lemon grass this would have been a good beer. I think I'll skip this one next time.
04-07-2004 04:26:22 | More by coasterfreak75
2.1/5 rDev -38.2%
Farily light goden color hazy beer topped by a moderate, but loosely formed, white head. The head fades rather quickly. A hint of yeast on the aroma gives way quickly to a wheat crispness and some citrus notes. The taste is rather light, exhibiting little yeast qualities. There is a substantial crispness to the beer, as well as a decent citrus note, presumably from the hops. The body is very thin, almost watery. Drinkability is poor, as the watery body and the citrus notes remind me more of lemonade than a wheat beer/ wheat ale. This is about as enjoyable as a kick in the groin after the Erdinger I had earlier.
05-27-2003 15:33:29 | More by aaronh
2.15/5 rDev -36.8%
Light orange appearance, looks like some decent ipas. Mild white head, 1/2". Aroma was reminiscient of some of those different fruity syrups they have at IHOP that are usually sticky from prior guests.
Certainly does not taste like a wheat beer. You just get lots of carbonation and that ihop fruit syrup sweetness. Some clove in there it seems, just really don't like any aspect of this taste, very little of it is what I associate with a good beer, or wheat beer, or fruit beer, or. . . you get the idea. Kind of a mess of a beer to me.
Just unimpressive all around, every thought I had comparitively was not a beer.
02-04-2012 18:37:24 | More by Beerandraiderfan
2.15/5 rDev -36.8%
Picked up as a part of the Tommyknockers mixed 12 pack.
A: Poured a hazy gold with about half an inch of head that receded to a film. A couple clumps of lacing. A little more towards the yellow end as opposed to gold.
S: Uh...this smells like boiled vegetables, and that's it, like boiled broccoli, a faint hint of wheat malt tang in there, but wow, broccoli and booze as well, this is off to say the least. It somewhat smells like my running shoes, but not in a good belgian funk way. Yuck. This might be bad, but the label checks out. Smells somewhat of vomit even.
T: Initially very sweet, a hint of tangy wheat malt, and sure enough the boiled vegetable/running shoes/rot smell is followed over in the mouth, I don't think this is what lemongrass is supposed to taste and or smell like. The two are pretty much a terrible combination and are offsetting enough to almost condone a drain pour. I'll keep trucking though.
M: Almost no carbonation, smooth, somewhat thick, a little lingering feel in the mouth. Hits the wheat beer notion right on the head.
D: No way. This beer was a good sample, but is terrible. I'm very disappointed in it. Offsetting flavors and smells are just too overpowering. I would avoid this at all costs.
I don't mean to knock this beer so hard, cuz the idea is really neat, but something went wrong with the batch this one came from. I'd like to try it again on tap or from a new bottle. As it stands though, this one is not good at all.
01-30-2009 00:48:27 | More by pokesbeerdude
2.15/5 rDev -36.8%
Presentation: 12 oz longneck, new style Tommyknocker labels. ABV, IBU, best by date all on the label.
Appearance: Clear golden color, average head fades quickly.
Smell: A bit sour, some lemon peel. As it warms there is a bit of wheat.
Taste: A bit of citrus, very light wheat flavor.
Overall impression: meh. Another overly filtered wheat with some citrus added. Definitely mediocre.
10-23-2011 16:55:53 | More by rowew
2.2/5 rDev -35.3%
12oz bottle in pint glass
A: Pours a hazy gold color with a white head
S: Not much going on here, a slight lemon smell
T: Again, not much here. Comes across as watery without any lemon or wheat flavor
M: Highly carbed, light on the tongue.
D: My BMC drinking neighbors would not have a problem with this and I don't mean that as a complement.
I try very hard to not slam a beer but, there is nothing going on with this one, this is better than BMC but not much. I am glad only only have 1 of these
08-03-2007 21:24:27 | More by wspscott
2.28/5 rDev -32.9%
Dark golden color, hazy bodt with little head. Smell is sweet, like artificial banana flavoring was added. Taste is more like a Engl;ish Pale ale than a wheat beer, murky underpowered hops, and slight fruity flavors are the only things going on in this one. As a pale wheat, not that good.
06-18-2005 23:18:06 | More by TastyTaste
2.28/5 rDev -32.9%
This beer pours a light golden color with very little head and no lacing. The aroma was a little skunky. Nothing much more than that. The flavor had a lemon and grass taste. I really didn't enjoy this beer very much. I've not been terribly impressed with the beers from this company, and this falls into place. Not much else to say about it.
11-08-2004 19:13:42 | More by clvand0
2.3/5 rDev -32.4%
Pours a slightly hazed straw yellow body with a skimpy white head that disappears in seconds. No lacing.
Aroma has bready wheat, white pepper, and some earthy lemongrass spiciness.
Mouthfeel is light bodied, with an uncomfortably high carbonation.
Taste is dominated by the carbonation, which obscures any significant flavors that may be lurking underneath. Very little to taste here, other than some peppery lemongrass that fails to impart any citrus. Very lacking in character.
This one is crisp and refreshing, but so is carbonated water.
01-20-2005 00:13:00 | More by merlin48
2.3/5 rDev -32.4%
Poured from 12 oz bottle. Purchased from Total Wine in Norfolk, Virginia.
(Appearance): Pours a very murky, golden orange in color that immediately bubbles into a finger width, white foam head. The appearance is very malty and viscous, like a light colored syrup filled with fruit residue and carbonation. Odd.
(Smell): Not strong, but not faint, the aroma is a mixture of fruity citrus and sweet tarts.
(Taste): I don't seem to be getting any of the lemon flavoring or sweetness that so many others suggest. It kind of tastes like carbonated water with a touch of lime, and by touch, I mean a very light touch. I enjoy a good wheat ale, but whatever flavoring this beer might have had is dominated by carbonation.
(Mouthfeel): Slightly malty and medium and body, but ridiculously dominated but carbonation in every area of the mouth.
(Drinkability): The high carbonation completely throws this one off. Assuming it doesn't ruin the drinking experience for you, the beer is relatively light and fairly low in ABV, so it could be a decent session beer. Unfortunately, it's not a beer that would make the session very enjoyable.
01-27-2011 02:56:27 | More by GilmooDaddy
2.35/5 rDev -30.9%
This brew pours a large head of fine and medium sized white bubbles with a cloudy straw yellow body. It has a mild bread-fruit aroma with a slight initial tingle then its fruit flavor and the lemon come on. Acceptable, but somehow I just don't care that ,much for the lemon flavoring.
06-21-2003 22:18:21 | More by TheDM
2.45/5 rDev -27.9%
Pours a hazy yellow and orange mixture with a fizzy white head that falls kind of fast for a hefe and leaves no lace? Color looks good but head wierd for a wheat beer knock half a point off for the head.
Aroma is light citrus lemon some grassey hops wet hay smell but over all sudued for a wheat beer in my opinion, where are my banana's and cloves?
Taste is well like the smell tart some lemon flavor for sure lots of carbonation going on too fizzy some hay like hop flavors that leave a strange lingering sensation I can't make out.
Mouthfeel is to light over carbonated just to fizzy for my liking. Drinkability is well bad has to be the worst wheat beer I have had to date. Thanks go to merlin48 for the sample though just can't win them all.
03-07-2005 15:15:54 | More by mntlover
2.5/5 rDev -26.5%
One fat finger of white crowns the orange juice beneath...IT says lemongrass on the bottle and that is what the nose delivers, that and a smidgen of old wet wheat. Hits the tongue with a strange lemon potpourri sort of mix, kind of like mild wet wipes and wheat. I the body is medium, as well as the suds within. I hate to say this but it was a novel attempt that makes me feel like I'm drinking watered down cleanser.
Overall, I would move on to another.
10-13-2011 22:56:30 | More by JoeAmerican77
Jack Whacker Wheat Ale from Tommyknocker Brewery
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