BrewDog Paradox Isle Of Arran (Batch 016) - BrewDog
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2.05/5 rDev -47.7%
33cl bottle served into a Trappist Westvleteren goblet in Belfort, France. Bottle is brown glass with a classic pressure cap. Reviewed live. I usually find Brewdog to be gimmicky crap that has no need for a limited release, but is done so in order to jack up the prices.
A: Half finger head is of tan colour, nice cream, and decent thickness. Retention is laughably bad, which can be explained by the wide mouth goblet and high ABV. Solid black colour. Nontransparent. It's alright.
Sm: Whiskey and cream; that's it. The aroma is moderately strong.
T: Whiskey undertones with cream and maybe chocolate atop. I find cinnamon only when I look for it. I don't find ginger, but there's some sort of awful fringe sourness on the edges. Built very badly and poorly balanced, with whiskey overpowering the entire body. Where's the beer?
Mf: Smooth and wet, with entirely too much thickness. It's hardly complementary of the flavours on the body.
Dr: The high ABV isn't that noticeable, but it still comes through. A sip of this would make you vomit after a night of fair drinking; it's just enough to tip you over the edge alongside the wretched flavour. The price is obscenely high, typical for BrewDog. This is an extortionist beer, as usual for the brewer. It's really hardly a beer at all. This is BrewDog in its infancy trying to cash in on the aging wave.
07-22-2011 21:17:50 | More by kojevergas
2.53/5 rDev -35.5%
Had this on cask @ Prime 16, New Haven CT
Sort of unimpressed right off the bat - poured almost no head, pitch black center, semi translucent cola edges. Did nothing more than gather bubbles around the edges of the glass.
Aroma was decent, though. Chocolate, oak, whiskey, smoke.
Taste and mouthfeel was a bit of mess. Up front you have roasted malts and a little sweetness, maybe a hint of chocolate, but the flavor profile is weak. Nothing jumps out at you, its sort of bland. This beer gets rough on the back of your throat, swallowing this is like doing a shot of watered down whiskey. 10.00 ABV is apparent, in a bad way. The mouthfeel was thin for an Imperial Stout, carbonation was minimal, both factors detracting from the overall experience.
Honestly I left a quarter of this in my glass and pushed it aside. What a waste to not finish an over priced beer, but why finish drinking it if it tastes like garbage? I spent the cash either way. I moved on and enjoyed my meal with a different brew.
This isnt the first time Ive been disappointed by a Brew Dog offering. In the future I may pretty much pass on anything Brew Dog, but then again I always seem to give them another shot. Maybe its their label art?
03-10-2010 16:27:46 | More by zoolzoo
2.68/5 rDev -31.6%
Slightly more body than the Dundas, but the aroma is rather faint and lost here. Still this beer has a watery thin bodied and is virtually uncorroborated. Not an overly sweet beer and I think there's a very subtle amount of peat, but it's really hard to pick up on. There's a certain amount of bitterness but again subtle as can be. I can't recommend this beer to anyone. It isn't as good as the Dundas and the flavors aren't as unique as the Smokehead. You simply have a pretty over priced and unimpressive stout here. The barrel aging doesn't add enough.
03-09-2011 22:54:13 | More by bobhits
2.85/5 rDev -27.3%
Had on cask at Churchkey in Washington, DC. Menu said it was aged for 6 months in single malt whiskey barrels.
a - Pours a dark black with no head at all.
s - Smells of oak, whiskey, and some roasted malts.
t - Tastes of oak and watered down whiskey. Also hints of dark fruits. Not a big fan of this.
m - Medium body and no carbonation.
d - Overall I didn't really like this one. I usually enjoy stouts that are aged in whiskey barrels but this just tasted like watered down whiskey to me. Wouldn't look to have again.
04-06-2010 02:11:09 | More by mdfb79
2.85/5 rDev -27.3%
Barely a nose...poured rich chocolate brown leaving light lacing. No hint of the whiskey cask-aged barrel flavour. A definitely different Imperial Stout...I'm trying to compare it to Old Rasputin, but it doesn't come close. I heard great reviews, but I can't seem to find anything that may incline me to have another. Just not the flavours I expected, kinda weak.
10-07-2009 04:16:26 | More by thequeen711
2.88/5 rDev -26.5%
Bottled 08-08-08, poured into my New Belgium snifter.
A- Appears a black, flat, not thick and super dark like you would expect. Light coming through on the edges. A vigorous pour rendered no head with little foamy splotches in the middle of the glass. Kind of disappointing.
S- Smells of honey, wood, oatmeal, whiskey. Some chocolate, nuts, more charred wood. Smells pretty good.
T- Tastes bready, a little bit of whiskey, roasty, booze on the back end. Its good but im not impressed, think its got too much time on it.
M- Completely flat. Too thin. This is all wrong...
O- A raging disappointment. I usually give Brewdog the benefit of the doubt and I buy their beers even despite the outrageous prices, but im starting to doubt them. This was a total downer and i hope the Macallan Paradox is better...
10-03-2011 20:49:26 | More by kmatlack
2.95/5 rDev -24.7%
Pours black with a thin light tan head. Some maple, molasses and whisky in the nose.
Full sweet coffee/licorice/whiskey flavors. Unfortunately, literally no carbonation whatsoever and very uninviting.
Flat, dull and lacking in character all around. Love this beer in the bottle. The draft was very disappointing.
08-07-2009 06:05:25 | More by GRG1313
3/5 rDev -23.5%
Stupidly held too long, best by 8-8-10. Opened 2-5-11
Not really sure when I bought this, early fall?
I wanted to open all three and compare against each of the three barrels. Unfortunate that my spouse opened it for me.
Poured with no carbonation. Tulip glass isnt helping much. Pitch black. Can smell, unappealing. Maybe molasses and malt. Very sad. But what I'd expect from a beer past due for consumption.
Charmingly char, vanilla, burnt sugar. Maybe some peat.
Dry finish, warming. Bitter from the carbon. Missing something, probably the quintessential beer experience; carbonation.
Thick, not heavy but dense and probably drinkable for much longer.
02-06-2011 02:18:04 | More by Dotcubed
3.1/5 rDev -20.9%
Batch: 016, Best before: 26-04-15
From: Premier Wine & Spirits
A: Pitch black body with two fingers of dark mocha head. Retention is poor and leaves some good lacing.
S: Mild mixtures of coffee, vanilla, chocolate and whiskey. Nothing to strong, but it's all there
T: Mild flavours of coffee, some vanilla, harsh whiskey and chocolate.
M: Light bodied and medium-low carbonation. Watery texture and leaves a whiskey aftertaste. Quite boozy - not the worst.
D: Another let down, for the price paid it's not worth it at all. Less than the average stout.
07-22-2010 23:40:23 | More by Long813
3.15/5 rDev -19.6%
Disclaimer bottle says best before 08/08/10
Drank 3-22-13: I think it is past its time. Very flat, no head. Dark black color. Mild boozy and sweet aroma with some raisins.
Taste: a bit flat as well. Does not have the complexity and flavor of the fresh Tokyo*.
A bit of a dissappointment.
03-22-2013 23:45:31 | More by aslamm75
3.15/5 rDev -19.6%
A: Pours flat as hell. A deep brown/black color that looks and pours like soy sauce.
S: As a disclosure, this bottle did say best by last year, do it's possible that this is simply past its prime. I did pick up some dark fruits, mostly raisin, and a touch of smokiness. I'm trying like crazy but I'm not really getting any scotch.
T: Raisin and earthiness upfront with a distinct peat note. Again, not a ton of scotch but I think that peaty flavor is from it. Roasted malt and more raisin on the finish. Mouthfeel is absolutely awful. Completely flat and very very thin. One one hand, it does a good job of disguising the ABV, but it also hurts the flavor potential of this beer. Not super great.
06-21-2012 00:10:16 | More by notchucknorris
3.15/5 rDev -19.6%
Let me just say that my palate is definitely not as sophisticated as most people's, but I'll try my best.
A: This one is black like darth vader's helmet, with very little carbonation and no head.
S: Mostly smokey, some earthy hints, feels like being around a campfire.
T: The initial hit is a bit of a bittersweet chocolate, like a really strong cocoa taste, with the middle being pretty smoky, but just enough, and the finish is kinda dry and smoky as well.
M: Rather thin, which is surprising for an imperial stout. With no head and little carbonation, it has a slick consistency and doesn't linger.
O: It's alright. I'm not a fan of smoke, but this one is just tolerable enough to get through. It's pretty one dimensional, though, for an imperial stout, and I would've liked more chocolate, coffee, dark fruit, or any other kind of usual imperial stout layers.
03-18-2011 02:44:07 | More by Krakistophales
3.18/5 rDev -18.9%
Cask at Blind Tiger in NYC (6/23/12). Poured into a half tulip.
Pour: Pitch black. I mean midnight. Frothy deep khaki head that lingers and laces wonderfully. The look of this brew was its best aspect.
Smell: Boose and dark chocolate. Some roasty peat and smoke. Mostly booze.
Taste: Booze. As it warmed, I got smokey malt and dry peat, maybe some bitter chocolate. The difference between a scotch and a bourbon barrel aging technique are utterly apparent.
Overall: Cool to get, especially on cask, but not my style of Imperial Stout. Wouldn't get again.
07-15-2012 18:33:57 | More by cfrances33
3.2/5 rDev -18.4%
A very expensive, gorgeous 11.2 oz bottle served in a snifter; best before 08/08/10.
A rather unimpressive debut--pours with a translucent cola body and fails to gather much more than a few big bubbles at first. Slowly, a wispy patch of beige foam forms atop an inky black body. Still, I like my Imperial Stouts to have a much larger head than this. Nice aroma, though nothing exorbitant given the style and price tag. Whiskey barrels dominate, adding a hefty vanilla bean sweetness across a backdrop of milk chocolate and caramel malts.
The flavor starts well with a gentle dark chocolate note that lends itself to a hint of spice and whiskey booze on the finish. Soft kiss of earthen hops and Baker's chocolate seals the deal. Call my palate endemic to American Imperial Stouts, but the flavors on this brew taste a bit underwhelming, dog. Mouthfeel is watery and severely under-carbonated...quite distressing given the dough I shelled out for this one. Overall, a big pass--it's a shame too, because I had high hopes for this heavily touted Scottish brewery.
07-11-2009 03:31:00 | More by wagenvolks
3.23/5 rDev -17.6%
Thrown in as an extra by Bmoyer0301 - What a nice guy!
Appearance -- Pours like strong-brewed coffee with nearly no head to speak of.
Smell -- Cocoa, vanilla, oak, whiskey. Overall, rich, sweet, and a bit boozy.
Taste -- Follows the nose faithfully: rich roasted malt sweetness of cocoa and faint coffee-like notes. Oak, vanilla, and subdued whiskey flavors give a little more complexity.
Mouthfeel -- Thin, low carbonation.
Drinkability -- Body and mouthfeel issues aside, this was a nice beer. The whiskey elements were subdued, which can be a good thing sometimes. This was a pleasure to drink on a Sunday evening.
07-18-2010 22:21:15 | More by yeahnatenelson
3.3/5 rDev -15.8%
A - Dark brown black with very little off white dark kahki head.
S - An oaky smoky nose, with over sweet chocolate and over sweet dark fruits. There was also a slight sour fruit note on the back end.
T & M & D - A malty sweetness and roasted caramel undertone. There was a dark fruit taste to it but it was shadowed by a bitter coco flavor that finished with slightly vinager back taste. The beer was smooth in the mouth and medium bodied but lacked in depth of taste that you would like to see in an oak aged brew.
03-22-2011 02:21:17 | More by CuttDeez
3.3/5 rDev -15.8%
330ml bottle poured into snifter.
one finger bubbly white head, which slowly dissipates and leaves a solid lacing.
nose is heavy with the spicy heat of scotch, along with dark roasted malts and some espresso flavors.
some flavors of chocolate and coffee, but are dominated by the booziness and heat of the scotch. a little one-dimensional.
11-05-2011 01:55:39 | More by RodneyFarva
3.33/5 rDev -15.1%
Had on tap at Novare Res on 4/30
A: This beer pours a deep dark, almost opaque black.. however, some hints of brown hues when held to the light. No head and no lacing on this one.
S: Nose is of charred malts, scotch and caramel sweetness.
T: Taste is deep roasted malts up front, before moving in to the charred malt flavoring. The caramel flavoring comes through mingled with some dark fruits before the alcohol takes over - nothing but scotch in the finish.
M: Medium body, minimal to no carbonation, slick and creamy body.
D: This one is a sipper. An entire glass is actually a bit too much - flavors are there for the first few sips, but the scotch really starts to dominate the more that you have of this.
05-10-2010 14:17:16 | More by Jayli
BrewDog Paradox Isle Of Arran (Batch 016) from BrewDog
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