Horny Goat Exposed - Horny Goat Brewing Co.

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148 Ratings
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Ratings: 148
Reviews: 49
rAvg: 2.82
pDev: 21.63%
Wants: 1
Gots: 15 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Horny Goat Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
Cream Ale |  4.90% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
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(Beer added by: KarlHungus on 04-21-2009)
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Photo of climax
2.6/5  rDev -7.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 2.5

The pour exposed a cloudy pale lemon yellow color. The fizzy white head was pretty solid, and barely receded.

The aroma is subtle, nothing stands out in general but lemon, yeast, wheat, and a touch of noble hops. The fruity flavor typical of the style is pretty much absent, but the complexity is acceptable.

The flavor is an extension of the nose, not a whole lot there. It's quite tart with notes of lemon and bitter strawberry puree, thus the fruit flavors emerging. It finishes with soft wheat.

The carbonation adds modest crispness, but not enough to saver this one, as it is pretty watery. It's soft and smooth but there's just no body here.

Once all is said and extracted, I could definitely leave this one behind.

Photo of WoodBrew
3.05/5  rDev +8.2%
look: 4 | smell: 2 | taste: 3 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5

Horney Goat...well I'm horney....so why not!....Right! So this beer has a good solid beer taste, nothing fancy....could compare it to Bud, Miller Genuine, etc. It is clear golden in color, thin white head, minimum lacing. very drinkable and has a decent mouthfeel...Session....I THINK SO!!!!

Photo of richkrull
3.43/5  rDev +21.6%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Got this in a Horny Goat mixed 12-pack from Party Mart in Lake Mills, WI.

Poured a hazy straw color, not too much head on it. Smell is pretty faint with a bit of wheaty malt and some citrus. Taste is not bad, nothing to write home about, but it's decent. Some citrus notes. Pretty smooth beer, not much aftertaste. Easy drinking beer. Definitely could put down a few of these without a problem.

Photo of PeprSprYoFace
3.05/5  rDev +8.2%
look: 2 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Pours a flat looking golden wheat color. The color is nice but no head and no lacing.

Aroma is that if a wheat beer. Not very farm house funky like a saison should be.

Tastes the same. I actually started drinking this before I knew what it was and thought it was just a hefe. Needs more of that yeasty flavor that the saisons have. More funk. Tastes real wheaty.

Mouthfeel is kind of boring. Kind of low carb.

Overall a very boring beer. Probably will never buy it or trade for it. Not terrible though.

Photo of taez555
2.63/5  rDev -6.7%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3.5

This beer poured an extremely clear and dull pale yellow body with a small white head.

Nose was very faint with only some mild malt touches.

Taste is light bodied and rather carbonated. Very classic macro lager sort of taste but with a mild touch of citrus, some non sour lemon juice and a mild touch of wheat. Very simple with not much of a hop taste or bitterness at all. Little mild touch of earth. Ends very clean.

Hmm. It says farmhouse ale, but this alll macro lager with a splash of american wheat beer. Sorry guys, it's an easy drinking lawnmower beer, but not even close to the style.

Photo of SickGnar
2.33/5  rDev -17.4%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

A: A sort of Champagne look. An ever so slightly hazy, super pale golden with lots and lots of fast rising effervescent bubbles. Despite bubbly aspect, it still has a minimalist head that barely tries to leave lacing.

S: Sweet husky grain that some bisquity/ crackery notes. Smells more adjunct macro than saison. And what is there, is rather weak anyway. No yeasty nothing, no distinct ester nor phenols. No hops, let alone spicy, peppery, or other character. Not bad per se, but not good and not to the implied style.

T: ummm.... Not a Saison. More like a macro lager or cream/blonde ale... Only some reserved malts - bready and biscuit notes, maybe some light crystal, a bit of wheat, a grainy sweetness that fades to raspy husk, and more than a hint of dms / cooked corn. Picks up a bit of yeast character if bottom of bottle is swirled and drunken straight, if added to glass then not so much. Some spice does come through in the hops that are otherwise grassy and herbal. Rather insipid.

M: Medium to thin body with active CO2 that contributes noticeably to mouthfeel by giving a softness. Finish is barely semi-dry. Not bad, but not the dryness of a saison.

D: Not bad as a summer wheat brew / lawnmover beer. Not great mind you, but passable. As a Saison? Like they say in Wallonia, "Fuggitaboutit!" But even if they called it something else, the rating would not jump considerably.

Photo of Winter
3.03/5  rDev +7.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Pours a lemony yellow in color with a white head. Light aroma consists mostly of grassy hops. The mouthfeel is light to medium with a decent carbonation. Moderate malty front. When cold this beer has a snappy hoppiness to it. As is warms though the carbonation softens and flavor starts to turn rather bland. There isn't a lot going on here. Probably my least favorite from the Horny Goat stable.

Photo of arboristfish
2.6/5  rDev -7.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

The appearance of the beer is a hazy white, with a frothy head. The aroma smells of pale sweet malts with a hint of fruit. The taste is bland. There is a faint sweetness that comes through but overall nothing is standing out. The mouthfeel is light, and I guess you could consider it drinkable.

Photo of gtn80
2.85/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured from bottle into a tulip glass.

Appearance is a golden, hazy straw color. Tiny head that dissapears quickly.

Smell is MIA, bit of malt, bit of crystal.

Taste is epic fail. Bit bitter up front, hints of what could be a decent wheat beer, but watered down.

Mouthfeel is super thin, not much there.

Drinkability is good because it's pretty much flavored water.

Photo of wheatyweiss
2.42/5  rDev -14.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

Poured from a twelve ounce bottle into a cheap plastic hotel water glass. No freshness date.

Pours a medium straw with a decent head and no cloud. Head leaves a small amount of sticky clumps.

Aroma is very light wheat malt with a touch of actual beer aroma. There is the wheat aroma with a rider of corniness?

Flavor is crystal malt, wheaty twang is so weak that there is no discernable malt profile. Malt profile seems over spoiled by adjuncts and dirty water. There is an off flavor of hard minerals and potato starch, this water must not be the cleanest. Finishes like it starts weak to the point of almost being water. There is no wild yeast flavors or aromas. There is no substantial malt profile. There is a very small amount of fruitness.

Mouthfeel is thin. The only thing that this beer has going for it are the soft edged bubbles that give a little bit of lushness to the mouthfeel.

I had to check the website out, since this is listed under a holding, which seems to be slick tongue for a marketing company that buys stuff. Website is full of cheap sexual innuendos and attempts at machismo grabbing manhood jabs. Weak to say the least. I checked the Brewmaster's name hoping he wasn't associated with any real craft breweries under contract and I was right, he's not.

Save yourself the frustration, this is a beer for frat boys that want to laugh like idiots at the labels. Bad.

Photo of KI9A
1.4/5  rDev -50.4%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1

I can't even bring myself to rate this swill. Terrible attempt at a Saison. My God, it's plain horrible. Tasted like an aborted homebrew...This was a absolute drainpour. The smell is sour, which isn't bad, but, the taste is like a adjunct-corn laced lager, with some kind of funk..not a good funk, mind you, just a nasty, rotten, off flavor.

Photo of SykDoc
2.7/5  rDev -4.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Poured from a bottle into a tulip. It pours a slightly hazy straw color. A 1/4 inch white head forms and reduces leaving a partly cloudy lacing. Carbonation is readily visible.

The aroma is a bit unusual with a musty funk. There are some yeast and citrus characters with an almost moss like scent coming behind that.

The taste is primarily wheat with some lemon popping up and not a whole lot more. Minimal spicing if I look for it.

The mouthfeel is medium bodied. Carbonation is on the higher end but cleans up the flavor or lack thereof. Pleasant citrus dryness at the end and it goes down fairly cleanly.

Overall, this is a modestly enjoyable beer. It does not fit the style much but goes down and doesn't make me regret the swallow.

Photo of BMoney575
3.4/5  rDev +20.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Sampled on 2-13-10

Pours a cloudy pale yellow color, with a thin white head and respectable lacing.

Smell is very clean malt, a little adjuncty, with a hop edge that is actually quite pleasant. None of the sourness or farmhouse you might expect from the style.

Taste is light malt and very yeasty, with a slightly fruity hop middle and the tiniest amount of sourness. Not bad, tastes like a full-bodied macro lager.

Mouthfeel is good, even considering the subdued flavors.

Drinkability is very good, this one has session written all over it.

Overall, it's the kind of craft beer I'd expect to find in a college town, purposefully inoffensive.

Photo of drizzam
2.93/5  rDev +3.9%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

A - Poured from the brown bottle into a clear pint glass. The body of the brew is a cloudy yellow/orange topped with a bright white head. The head receded rather quickly and left little to no lacing.

S - Not much going on in the nose...what I do get is a minute aroma of yeast with a touch of citrus.

T & M - I don't think this fits the style of a Saison/Farmhouse Ale. Mostly lemon flavors with just a hint of spice toward the back end. Thin mouthfeel that finishes clean and crisp. Probably pretty close to 5% ABV. Doesn't taste offensive, but it's not a Saison.

D - This is not a bad Summer beer, but again, it certainly does not fit the category of a Saison...and that's the way I had to rate it. I could drink these on a hot Summer day while mowing the lawn, but if you're expecting a Saison, you'll be disappointed.

Photo of sweemzander
2.38/5  rDev -15.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

12oz. bottle poured into an imperial pint. No bottled date. Thanks to BeerFMAndy for the trade!

(A)- Pours a hazy golden yellow color that produced a pure white head with decent retention.

(S)- Tons of grassy wheat with a bit of lemon & burnt toast. Is this really a Saison?

(T)- Some lemon fruit & wheat amidst some roasted corn. Definitely not reminding me of a Saison.

(M)- Good carbonation level & balance. Simple, but tasty enough. Crisp. Very dissapointing when it comes to the style.

(D)- A decent beer that is a terrible beer when it comes to what style it is trying to be. If it were simply an adjunct lager, this would actually receive a much better score, but I cannot give it since nothing besides the appearance reminds me of a Saison.

Photo of Onenote81
2.6/5  rDev -7.8%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Extra received from BeerFMAndy in a recent trade. Thanks!

Poured into my pint glass. Pours a hazy very-pale yellow with a thin white head on top. Disappears to a sheet on top. Leave no lace. Smells of grains, buttered corn, and a splash of lemon zest.

Moderate body with a nice carbonation kick with each sip. Carbo. level is medium/high. Now the flavor is a conundrum. This tastes exactly what a crisp American lager would taste like, a good one at that. Plenty of buttery grains in the mouth, some light citrus, and a light pop of bitterness on the finish. If this was labeled as a lager, I would rate it a 'B' minimum, but as a Saison, this is way off. I can taste very light yeast and funk in the aftertaste, but it is so faint, it may be my imagination. This one needs some work, or at least a re-styling.

Photo of BeerFMAndy
2.33/5  rDev -17.4%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

12 oz bottle poured into a Unibroue Tulip. No date or info.

A - Exposed isn't very exposed as it poured a lightly hazy, still translucent pale golden yellow. Heavy carbonation is constantly streaming up to a non-existant head. About 1 finger of white foam rose up but dropped almost instantly. All thats left is a lacing-less ring of tiny white bubbles.

S - Devoid of any aromas resembling a saison - one of my favorite styles. I get lightly grassy, extremely low-level hops with a minute pinch of spice and a hearty husky graininess. It smells more like a Miller Lite than anything else.

T - The husky graininess overtakes all in a bad way. The flavor is lacking in every aspect and the hops give off a citric hint. Almost no spices but what's there is cheap tasting. Just a bland adjunct-like flavor not worthy of the glass it's in.

M - Smooth up front with a carbonation finish that's just standard. A tiny citrus finish.

D - Lacking of all-out bad in every regard, it's an awful "saison" (if they can even call it that) that may as well be an adjunct lager with a minimal splash of real flavor, this beer needs some serious work. Also, why is it called Exposed anyway? Just part of the whole gimmick I would imagine. I can drink it fine but every time the style "saison" pops into my head I want to pour it out.

Photo of Tone
3.38/5  rDev +19.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Pours a hazy, golden/yellow color. 1/3 inch head of a white color. Good retention and slight lacing. Smells of yeast, pale malt, hops, clove, and slight citrus. Fits the style of a Saison / Farmhouse Ale. Mouth feel is sharp and crisp with a high carbonation level. There is a strong tartness associated with this brew. Tastes of tart malt, sweet malt, yeast, citrus, and hops. Overall, this brew is very sharp and tart, but lacks the good complex flavors and quality body. It is very easy drinking, though so that is a plus not normally associated with a Saison.

Photo of scruffwhor
2.65/5  rDev -6%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 4

Pours a bright, but faintly hazey sunshine and hay color. Quickly receding two finger head down to a nice film of foam. Pretty good bubbling too. The aroma i faint toasted malts and even more faint spice aroma. Pretty bland smelling overall, makes me think of an attempt at spicing up a blonde ale. The taste is a weak farm house spice with pilsner malts. This beer seems more like a keller bier than a saison. Liked a lightly spiced lager. Very easy to drink, but doesn't fit the style.

Photo of goblue3509
2.17/5  rDev -23%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

Pours a light yellow very transparent color with little head and no lacing. The smell is very faint of citrus. The taste is once again very faint and of citrus. There is not a lot going on taste and smell wise. The mouthfeel is moderate to moderately high carbonation. The drinkability is below average, there is nothing there to bring you back. It is weak for a farmhouse ale.

Photo of beerwolf77
2.1/5  rDev -25.5%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

Poured from a bottle into pint glass. Less then a quarter inch of head that dissapated within seconds. Nice golden color cloudy enough to pique my interest.

Smell was faintly sweet a bit of citrus. Yet not very appealing.

Taste wasn't bad but wasn't good either. Maybe a touch of sweetness but no spice. Rather dry. Hardly much flavor to speak of.

Mouthfeel was smooth with a bit of carbonation. Reminds me of any average lite beer.

I guess I could drink a few of these. Only since it's not overly offensive but this is a very boring average beer. Too bad this beer gets so much hype in my area. I had high hopes.

Photo of joe1510
2.73/5  rDev -3.2%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

12oz Bottle
$6.99 6-Pack
Steve's, Madison

Exposed flaunts a lemon yellow body with enough haziness to keep me from seeing the logo on the other side of the glass. Straw golden highlights this beer when held up to the window and a dollop of perfectly white head snaps to attention atop the body. Tiny carbonation bubbles stream to the surface and meet the fading head. It settles at a nice cap and leaves some thin lacing down the glass.

If the smell is any indication I don't know how much of a saison this beer actually is. Sugar cookie sweetness combines with an almost cooked corn quality (may be wheat).A touch of earthiness and a zing of lemon peel. The smell isn't all that bad but it's hardly saison at all. To be perfectly honest I don't know what I'd call it. It reminds me of an American-style lager with some American wheat components tossed into the mix.

The flavor is basically the same. A touch of some spiciness that must be from the yeast used. Snappy lemon comes along and leaves just as quickly. Sugar cookie sweetness and a faint touch of that corn comes back as well. There's a wheat twang coming through as this warms a bit. I think the wheat is what steered me in the direction of corn. This beer isn't terrible but no way is it saison worthy. More of a glorified macro type of brew.

The mouthfeel is soft with a touch of fizz on the swallow. The body has a moderate weight to it and seems to fit the beer pretty well.

I could and actually will drink a few of these in a row. It's not a super impressive beer but it's easy drinking and fairly enjoyable.

This, for some reason, kind of reminds me of a Sam Adam's Summer ale. It's not quite as floral or wheaty but there are similarities. This is no saison and that's where the low scores come in, what it is, is an easy summertime drinker.

Photo of KarlHungus
2.05/5  rDev -27.3%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

I hope this is the right place to post this beer. The Horny Goat Brewery website states it is in Milwaukee. The bottle states it is in Stevens Point. BA lists the other Horny Goat beers to be from a marketing company in Onalaska. My guess is that the beer is brewed at the Stevens Point Brewery for the company in Onalaska.

This beer pours a cloudy pale yellow color. The head is a quarter inch in height, and recedes withing seconds into no lacing whatsoever. The aroma is like most generic pseudo craft beer lagers. The is a very faint hint of spice, but I have to work to hard to find it that it isn't enjoyable. The taste has some wheatiness to it, but no spice. It is quite bland too. The mouthfeel is medium bodied with high carbonation. Overall, this is a bad beer. The "brewery's" website calls this beer a saison, so I listed it as one even though it tastes nothing like one. In fact this is the worst saison I've ever had. Perhaps, it is more of an American Pale Wheat Ale, but it would be a bad one of those too. I will certainly never drink this again.

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Horny Goat Exposed from Horny Goat Brewing Co.
67 out of 100 based on 148 ratings.