Horny Goat Hopped Up 'N Horny - Horny Goat Brewing Co.
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3.08/5 rDev +1.7%
Pours amber with a thick off white head.
Nose is a really nice very cooked pineapple with a hint of underlying banana.
Mouthfeel and body is thin, medium bodied with light carbonation.
Flavors are nice bitter grapefruit. Nice bitter flavors although a bit simple.
Good bitter grapefruit finish. A "touch" better than average.
03-03-2010 19:46:10 | More by GRG1313
3.03/5 rDev 0%
Served in a Lagunitas mason jar.
Next time I'm hopping into bed with some tart, I'm gonna describe myself this way. Anyway, this stuff pours a clear straw topped by a finger of lightly cream-white foam. The nose comprises mixed greens, light grapefruit rind, and a touch of wheat. The taste brings in more of the same, along with some dull pine sap. The body is a light medium, with a light moderate carbonation and a slightly watery feel. Overall, a pretty meek pale ale, one that barely tries to exert itself in any way, though it's hard to tell if it even could succeed given its thin and watery feel...
11-27-2012 02:28:36 | More by TMoney2591
3.55/5 rDev +17.2%
Looks nice. Slightly clouded amber with a good creme head. Nose is much more malty than I would have guessed. Mild perfume tones on there as well. Flavor is bringing a thicker malt tone than I would have guessed. Slightly biting hop tones, but barely much is there. This comes across as maybe more of an English style pale ale that leans towards a maltier character. Nice enough I guess.
08-14-2009 01:57:18 | More by RblWthACoz
1.88/5 rDev -38%
This beer looks so novelty it's killing me, you know when you look at a new beer and it looks so bad that you know not to buy it. But there's that sick part of your brain that wants you to try it it. Pours a brilliant orange tinted copper color with a slightly off white head billows thick and forms nice scattered lacing as it dwindles. Aroma hints of caramel and stale hops slightly herbal/citric/and dank weed with a mix of stinky feet. Flavor is horrible, cardboard grainy water with bitter hop pellets blending through each sip finishes with a bit too much garlic. Mouthfeel has medium to light body with moderately heavy carbonation flowing through. Overall if you like hops and you like good beer, you want enjoy this novelty offering.
06-04-2012 17:43:58 | More by WVbeergeek
4.01/5 rDev +32.3%
Pours dark gold to bronze with a creamy head that lasts. Plenty of lacing sticks.
The smell is of grapefruit and pine with a caramel backing.
The taste is of grapefruit and pine with caramel. Nicely balanced with a caramelized hop flavor lasting through the aftertaste.
It has a smooth texture. Goes down easily while keeping a medium body.
This claims to be an IPA on the bottle. While the abv fits more with an APA than an American IPA, it does have a hop accent with a caramelish, malty background. Fits IPA - and a nice, "sessionable" one at that!
04-10-2013 00:37:20 | More by jwc215
2.65/5 rDev -12.5%
Appearance: pours a hazy orange color with a 1/2" head.
Smell: light caramel and a bit of funky wet carpet comes through.
Taste: caramel, some mild citrus, a hint of breadiness, and a bitterness that seems disconnected from the beer.
Mouthfeel: medium bodied. Light crispness from start to finish.
Overall: very unbalanced and non satisfying beer for the style. I had a tough time finishing the pint glass. There are much better APAs out there.
12-04-2011 20:47:07 | More by Gavage
2.73/5 rDev -9.9%
Horny Goat Hopped Up and Horny
LOOK: clear pale copper color. Short livid head and looks to be well carbonated.
SMELL: sweet grainy aroma with hints of floral, grassy citrus as well.
TASTE: Very light flavor of bready malts, spent yeast, cereal grains and a mild hopping. Small grassy and herbal notes, with low bitterness. Watery caramel, with a light bodied feel, thin, moderate carbonation.
For lovers of a well hopped pale ale, there may be disappointment, but this is a pretty average ale that is lageresque In the flavor. Could stand to employ a few more hops. Less than average but not too bad.
06-02-2012 20:24:13 | More by Stinkypuss
2.42/5 rDev -20.1%
Classic copper with a bright auburn coating that glistens into the light. Its clarity is vivid and transparency is easily observed, overlooking of course the bubbles which can be distracting. Considering the name it bears, I find it rather ironic for this beer to display only a limp, flaccid (and pitifully minuscule) head. How embarrassing...
Furthermore, Hopped Up 'N Horny doesn't smell the least bit hoppy even though supposed "generous" amounts of Cascade hops were apparently used both in the boil and as dry-hop afterwords. That's either a lie or a misunderstanding on the brewery's behalf of the meaning of the word 'generous'. I smell nothing. Certainly nothing worth noting.
And I know the spicy, tangy, fruity persona of Cascade hops - this definitely isn't it. Not only is this an epic failure as an intended hoppy pale ale but it also fails to be even remotely malty either. The taste, like the smell, is stale and resembles damp cardboard. Even without adjuncts this has about the appeal of a macro-lager.
Traces of caramel or tangy fruit are difficult even to imagine; there isn't any malty toastiness nor hop bitterness. Its bland, faintly sweet and heavily carbonated mouthfeel give it a likeness to soda. The brewery suggests "beer nuts, nachos, wings, or perhaps a nice jerky" to pair with their beers - I think that speaks to the quality of their offerings.
The brewery says that if I don't get hopped up by this beer then nothing will get my juices flowing. I don't think so, it's more like: if I *do* get hopped by this beer *anything* will get my juices going. Hopped Up 'N Horny didn't get me the least bit excited, except maybe to finish the review and get on with my life. Horny Goat is a regrettable one-night stand.
07-29-2009 20:55:14 | More by biegaman
2.98/5 rDev -1.7%
Beer #5 from sampler pack and hoping for some redemption, after all how hard is it to load up on the hops, dare I speak to soon?
A: A frothy off white head sits a finger high atop a Bengal tiger orange body that had a sharp clarity and a steady light rise of effervesce. The lacing is well enough, providing adequate coverage. So far this is, perhaps the highest rating of any category I think I awarded any of their beers. A tick above average regards.
S: The nose had dry flowers, herbal scents of oregano along with some dried orange peels. A ever so slight mention of garlic was also picked up upon, a dash of summitt hops? The strength was light as with most of their beers but at least had a flash of some mentionable character for a change.
T: Again as with most of their beers things start off watery. After a surprising decent start the more things change, the more they stay the same. Dry herbal notes, dry lemon grass, thing turn a bit fuller on succeeding sips, with some signs of dry toasted grains and pine giving this just enough ummph for average credit here.
M: Light bodied, a bit washy on longer holds, and I do mean washy. Dry pine afterthoughts are light on the mention while things take a step back here.
O: Overall average is perhaps a bit generous, but it doesn’t totally turn you off flavor wise, just disappoint with a less then adequate show of hops and malts. Small flashes of dry hoppiness, toasted grain ad hops manage to come through but the name cashes a check (hopped up and horny) that the beer just cant deliver on. I could go for a second here, a rarity with their other beers, but comes with a shrug and a why not if nothing else is available though reluctantly and unethusiastically.
08-11-2011 22:30:09 | More by beerthulhu
3.25/5 rDev +7.3%
Pours a clear, golden/copper color. One inch head of an off-white color. Great retention and good lacing. Smells of strong hops, slight metallic, slight citrus, and pine. Fits the style of an American Pale Ale. Mouth feel is smooth and watery with an average carbonation level. Tastes of hops up front, slight sweet malt, and pine. Overall, lacking in body, but still a very light and drinkable pale ale.
08-11-2009 23:32:51 | More by Tone
3.28/5 rDev +8.3%
Thanks to Nate for picking up this as well as other sixpacks from his trip to Wisconsin.
Pours a bright white, two finger head that recedes to nice film. Great bubbling and a very clear copper hue. The aroma has some faint citrus and grass hopping, next to nothing in malt aroma though. The taste has a mild stale bread flavor and some old orange rind and funky grass clippings that have gotten a little wet.THis beer has a pretty watery but smooth palate. This beer lacks flavor, but is pretty easy to drink. Not much to savor or think about.
07-12-2009 16:53:59 | More by scruffwhor
2.58/5 rDev -14.9%
12 oz bottle poured into a Sierra Nevada imperial pint.
A - Cloudy from chunky yeast sediment, this beer is a pale yellow color, turbulent with carbonation which feeds a low white skim of foam. Dots of lace speckle the glass haphazardly.
S - A strong metallic and light mineral aroma overpowers the grapefruit citrus and light pine-smelling hops. Caramel maltiness underscores the weak floral hop nose of Hopped Up and Horny.
T - Old hops present cut lawn and lemon peel citrus with notes of pine cone before disappearing into wilting floral remarks, punctuated by grainy malt.
M - Crisp and effervescently carbonated, this IPA begins with an old, dry feel that transitions into mild hop bitterness on the finish for a pretty tame drinking IPA.
O - I suppose when you're Horny Goat and targeting the young, uninitiated drinker just getting into craft beer, brewing a boastfully hoppy IPA doesn't exactly help the business model succeed, but Hopped Up 'N Horny barely fits the bill for an American Pale Ale with it's old-tasting, tame hops.
10-05-2013 22:50:36 | More by BeerFMAndy
3.25/5 rDev +7.3%
Pours a clean orange-ish color with an off white head. In the aroma, hops, starting big to mild. In the taste, pine to mango like hops, and a nice malt presence. A hop smoothness and medium bodied mouthfeel, with a semi dry hop in the aftertaste. Nice hops, but mellow. Decent, but not fantastic.
02-26-2011 18:33:16 | More by OWSLEY069
2.58/5 rDev -14.9%
The look isn't bad: a tight, very nearly white head rises to about a finger in height and recedes to a sturdy foam over an almost completely clear dark gold-amber brew, showing some stick and leaving a mix of spotting and patching as it goes.
I get some really bready malts on the nose, breads being the main aspect before some leafy hops kick in. A touch of a floral element and just a hint of caramel sweetness are in here as well. It's not as though anything's really difficult to pick up, though it's not stellar. There's not a whole lot of power or complexity, but I'd call it average.
The taste isn't an improvement; in fact, it gets a little weird. Celery is the first flavor that I get. There's a sort of watery element, such that I'd even have trouble describing it, as though "watery" itself is a flavor in this beer. Hops come in at the middle but are more pithy than anything, getting a little bracing in the finish, and somehow the malts aren't here to add any balance. I don't know what could have happened between the aroma and the flavor to get this.
The mouthfeel's not heinously light, though it is light. Crispness is consistent though gets a bit fizzy. It remains active the whole way, never going flat or watery, though it's nothing great.
07-28-2012 12:12:47 | More by Brenden
2.35/5 rDev -22.4%
I let this warm some out of the fridge. Poured with an average sized off off white, short lived head and some lace. Color is a clear amber with a couple of slow bubble trails. Aroma is wet grain, malt. Flavor is similar to nose, plus some sweetness and carbonic tang; not much hop. Body is ok and so is carbonation. Finish is like flavor and quite short.
10-24-2011 03:30:11 | More by drpimento
3.08/5 rDev +1.7%
This beer is listed on the Horny Goat website as a "classic Pale Ale." This beer pours a clear golden amber color. The head is a half inch in height, and recedes slowly into a small cap of lacing. The aroma is of citrus and grapefruit with a nice malt backbone. The taste is like the aroma, but way toned down, and mildly watery. The mouthfeel is on the lighter side of medium bodied with carbonation that is so high it gets in the way of the taste. Overall, this is a decent beer at best. I wouldn't be too disappointed if it were the best thing available, and I had to drink it. I'm not planning on drinking it otherwise though.
04-21-2009 19:42:55 | More by KarlHungus
Horny Goat Hopped Up 'N Horny from Horny Goat Brewing Co.
71 out of 100 based on 260 ratings.