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Horny Goat Horny Blonde - Horny Goat Brewing Co.

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116 Ratings
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Ratings: 116
Reviews: 28
rAvg: 3.06
pDev: 16.99%
Wants: 3
Gots: 6 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Horny Goat Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
Light Lager |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
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(Beer added by: BeerFMAndy on 01-23-2010)
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Photo of JimmyPage
4.68/5  rDev +52.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.5

Pulled from a sampler and poured into a pint

Poured a perfect head with good lacing

Malty some busciut

The inital taste is malt. very smooth, malt gives way to a slight hop bite, finish dry extermely refreshing

Perfect balance on the mouthfeel This is not a world style lager Much fuller body

I love this beer. It is a extremley refreshing lager. There is the perfect amount of hop presence and mouthfeel.

Photo of dpottsy3
4.25/5  rDev +38.9%

Photo of d3hilton
4.06/5  rDev +32.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Not usually a fan of lagers but this one has a good flavor with a touch of hops on the back of your tounge. Smells of a wheat beer. Maintains a smooth flavor even as the bottle warmed unlike a real hoppy beer... Pairs good with a beef dish like steak...

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4/5  rDev +30.7%

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4/5  rDev +30.7%

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4/5  rDev +30.7%

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4/5  rDev +30.7%

Photo of JoeyBeerBelly
3.98/5  rDev +30.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12oz bottle served in a pilsner glass.

L - clear yellow color with a bright white head that became a thin layer with lots of bubbles rising from the bottom, lacing was thin and minimal.

S - malty with a trace of grassiness.

T - crisp, clean taste upfront with a pilsner-like taste on the finish.

F - light/medium bodied with a crisp and refreshing feel.

O - a good tasting beer that's easy to drink.

Photo of richkrull
3.9/5  rDev +27.5%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Got this at the Party Mart just down the road from my house in Lake Mills, WI.

Pours a pale yellow color, quite a bit of foamy white head. Smells lemony sweet. Nice light bodied beer with a good clean taste. I enjoyed this beer. Very drinkable, I'll buy this beer again if I see it.

Photo of Kunstman
3.75/5  rDev +22.5%

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3.75/5  rDev +22.5%

Photo of BDIMike
3.73/5  rDev +21.9%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Pours a dark golden color that looks a lot less bubbly and clear as most light lagers, which is a good thing. A thin white head dissipates almost immediately.
Smell has a nice clean biscuit smell. Very fresh wheat and a clean hop smell. Nothing crazy, but nice.
Taste has a clean wheat start. There is a bit of a hop tinge, too, which gives it a bit of a taste.
Mouthfeel has a bit of a thickness, but a very crisp shot at the front of the tongue. Very refreshing feel, which is perfect for a light lager.
Drinkability is very good on this beer. It has a high ABV and a much better taste than most light lagers. If someone is looking to slug beers all day long, but not compromise taste, this is a great choice!

Photo of schoolboy
3.53/5  rDev +15.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

As usual with horny blondes, this one was suddenly calling over to me, so it was an easy pick up. She has a nice top, with just a bit of good head. She has a taste you can't complain about, unless you were looking for something a bit more serious, but with a horny blonde, you shouldn't expect an intellectual experience.

This blonde doesn't get down and dirty but I am sure you could make up for that by doing it all night long. Hopefully the horns won't wear off, but I think I might get tired of it and want something with more character.

Photo of t2grogan
3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

Photo of sudsy2drunk
3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

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3.5/5  rDev +14.4%

Photo of jwc215
3.44/5  rDev +12.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Pours golden with a thick creamy head that leaves lacing.

The smell is grainy - not much, but not unpleasant.

The taste is of grain with a touch of lemon. Basic, inoffensive and refreshing. Crisp finish.

It is smooth with a creamy finish. Has a nice body to it for the style.

This isn't bad for what it is. It's probably brewed for the macro-lager, and it's better than most in that class. It's not a bad "lawn-mower" beer.

Photo of Ricochet
3.43/5  rDev +12.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

A: Light gold, a bit cloudy, very fizzy, good head went quick, good lace
S: Candy like fruit scent and grain. Average for style.
M: Light bitter on the edge of tongue . Sticky sweet. Mild foam.
T: Sweet. Honey as advertised. Odd slight rubber note doesn't detract. Cooked grain in the center. Lemon bitter slight.

O: Pleasant drink, good alternative to the BMC, but still a bit plain.

Photo of facundoCNB
3.43/5  rDev +12.1%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

a cloudy yellow with a slight bit of foam around the edge of the glass. smells of pilsner malt, lemongrass, very sweet. the flavor is much like the smell..very basic with a slight bit of pilsner taste to it.. has a very bready aftertaste. light-medium in body, low carbonation for the style. nothing impressive here.. good starter beer for those who only drink pbr, miller, and bud (taking into consideration unless you're at least 50 you don't bother with coors anymore, and that would be coors original not light)

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Horny Goat Horny Blonde from Horny Goat Brewing Co.
72 out of 100 based on 116 ratings.