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Horny Goat Horny Blonde - Horny Goat Brewing Co.

Not Rated.
Horny Goat Horny BlondeHorny Goat Horny Blonde

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30 Reviews
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Reviews: 30
Hads: 137
Avg: 3.15
pDev: 35.24%
Wants: 6
Gots: 18 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Horny Goat Brewing Co. visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
Light Lager |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: BeerFMAndy on 01-23-2010

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Photo of happygnome
3.06/5  rDev -2.9%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

picked this up in what i thought was a mixed six...i was wrong

a: pours a golden color with about about a quarter inch of white head that disappears quickly leaving only a trace of lace around the edge of the glass and a touch in the middle of the beer. there are a lot of carbonation bubbles rising to the top of the beer throughout the tasting

s: lemony sweet aroma there is merely a hint of citrusy hop bitterness to balance

t: lemony sweet flavor, hop balance is not really detectable in the flavor

m: light bodied beer, average carbonation

overall, this is a decent beer but not one that i will get again

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Photo of arboristfish
2.79/5  rDev -11.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

The look of this beer is like a lager, yellow. The aroma smells like bananas, maybe a hint of apples. It tastes like a light lager. There isnt much of a honey taste in this beer. The mouthfeel is very light. It tastes like there really isnt any flavor there. This is how light lager is suppose to be. But even with a light flavor, you need balance. When the beer is on the tounge it doesnt taste smooth.

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Photo of drpimento
2.6/5  rDev -17.5%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Eh. Poured with decent white head and some lace. Color is a clear amber. Aroma is heavy banana, crackers, biscuit malt. Flavor is similar to aroma. Body is ok and so is carbonation. Finish is like flavor too. The banana thing is too much. Not a session beer.

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Photo of GRG1313
3.22/5  rDev +2.2%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

Pours a clear gold color with a medium white head.

Nose is an assertive banana/peach/yeast. Smells more like a Belgian ale than a blonde lager.

Medium bodied with a mouthfeel that is clean, fresh, crisp and with a citrus character.

Flavors are medium to big yeasty white bread with bitter grapefruit flavors and undertones.

Finish is a pleasant grapefruit-pine.

This is a very simple but well made beer and is extremely drinkable and would likely be pleasant for most. I'm a fan of much bigger beers and of extreme beers. Yet, this one, as simple as it is, was quite pleasant and appealing.

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Photo of BeerFMAndy
2.29/5  rDev -27.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

12 oz bottle poured into a Pilsner Glass. 3069 printed on the neck. No other info.

A - This pours completely clear golden yellow with a one-and-one-half finger white head. Decent retention and some creamy lace left on the glass.

S - A little spritz of skunky funk comes out of the freshly cracked bottle. Beyond that I pick up grainy, adjuncty smelling malts with a kiss of honey.

T - The flavor has the same small skunky hint to it with a kiss of honey. Again, it also has a grainy, dried corn adjunct flavor.

M - Very light-bodied and watery. A bit slick across the tongue and fully carbonated giving the finish a real sharp kick.

D - I'll never have it again. The Horny Blonde isn't their worst beer but it's not worth having. If, for some reason, you find yourself in a predicament where it's the only option, it wont kill you. Of course, after a few, in the morning you may wish it had.

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Horny Goat Horny Blonde from Horny Goat Brewing Co.
75 out of 100 based on 30 ratings.