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Beer Hates Astronauts - Half Acre Beer Company

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Ratings: 205
Reviews: 25
rAvg: 4.44
pDev: 8.11%
Wants: 106
Gots: 12 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Half Acre Beer Company visit their website
Illinois, United States

Style | ABV
American IPA |  7.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
Imagine a comic book. The kind with superheroes and punching and stuff. Now imagine that most of those superheroes are kind of total jerks. Add in a lot of profanity. No, more profanity than that. Ok, now throw in felonious owls, spectral bovines, gorilla arms, lots of bears, unplanned pregnancy, and 19th century boxer John L. Sullivan. And then a little more profanity. And be sure to include almost nothing about theology or space exploration.

Now imagine—and this is key—being able to drink all that. And then imagine it's called Beer Hates Astronauts, because that's what we're calling it. And we're calling it that because it's the beer version of God Hates Astronauts, which is the actual comic I completely failed to properly evoke above.

This is just the latest step in creator Ryan Browne's attempt to dominate the world by means of one of the most unsummarizable comics in existence. Having recently Kickstarted the deluxe hardcover edition of God Hates Astronauts with massive success, he has joined forces with Half Acre for a groundbreaking venture in distributing comics in hoppy liquid form.

Beer Hates Astronauts will be set free from its containment unit here at the brewery on Friday, August 30. It is a 7% ABV India Pale Ale brewed with Vienna malt and Citra hops.

(Beer added by: MasterSki on 08-19-2013)
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Ratings: 205 | Reviews: 25 | Display Reviews Only:
Reviews by guido19:
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5/5  rDev +12.6%

guido19, Jul 04, 2014
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4.31/5  rDev -2.9%

tectactoe, Jun 23, 2014
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4.61/5  rDev +3.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Enjoyed one of these last night thanks to my man totalbangover, who threw this bomber in as an extra...and what an extra it was! He was raving about this beer as all he drank while at the HA taproom and I can see/taste why.
Bomber poured into a Deschutes snifter. Quarter to half inch of nice white head and very fragrant! Sweet citrus and hoppy!
First sip was excellent and flavor was just as fine as the aroma...citrus ad the perfect amount of hoppiness.
As the level in my glass lowered, everything about this sweet nectar stayed the same...flavorful and sweet to the nose and good to the last drop!
Really a very enjoyable beer and given the limited quantities (this was procured by my buddy as from the HA employee stash) and how fun it was to drink, I'm very impressed!

SanFranJake, Oct 05, 2013
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4.75/5  rDev +7%

delaced21, Jun 17, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +1.4%

jose_alehouseSD, Sep 01, 2014
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4.75/5  rDev +7%

77apm, Jun 20, 2014
Photo of ehammond1
4.43/5  rDev -0.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5

Bottle (2013)

Acquired via trade
Thanks, mjohnson17!

Perhaps the best IPA from the Midwest I've had to date. I wasn't expecting much, after being a touch disappointed with Anicca and never really falling in love with Three Floyds's hoppy beers, but this was something different entirely. Fantastic, juicy, ripe citrus notes, fairly big bitterness (but enough that it hampered the drinkability), mild malt backbone, and a little bit of resin/pine. Fantastic, and quite the surprise. Looking back on it, I should have known better. Half Acre does fantastic hoppy beers. Daisy Cutter and it's brothers are all fantastic, as was this one.

ehammond1, Sep 19, 2013
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4.5/5  rDev +1.4%

Rosethoj, Jun 21, 2014
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5/5  rDev +12.6%

CLCardinal84, Jul 11, 2014
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4.15/5  rDev -6.5%

cjgator3, Oct 21, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +1.4%

qcbrewer, Aug 05, 2014
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4/5  rDev -9.9%

Lucho, Jun 21, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +1.4%

Gonzoillini, Sep 14, 2013
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4.33/5  rDev -2.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

650 mL bottle poured into a snifter.

Appearance - Hazy and murky orange. Small white head. Thin collar.

Smell - Huge citra hop. Bright orange. Some lemon. A little bit of sweetness.

Taste - Tons of orange hops. Sweet tropical fruits. Some sweet malts, but very minimal. The faintest of grainy textures.

Mouthfeel - A little sweet. Medium body. Minimal bitterness.

Overall - This is really impressive. Delicious IPA.

Alieniloquium, Sep 10, 2013
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4.5/5  rDev +1.4%

robgage, Jun 27, 2014
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2.16/5  rDev -51.4%

Cdogdog, Sep 14, 2014
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5/5  rDev +12.6%

Jordanmtate, Jun 14, 2014
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4/5  rDev -9.9%

Sisky, Saturday at 10:53 PM
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3.75/5  rDev -15.5%

HereforBeer, Nov 15, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -21.2%

GRG1313, Aug 31, 2014
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4.75/5  rDev +7%

Jaycase, Jun 14, 2014
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4.11/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

22oz bomber from jermy in the recent pipeworks box. This was an afterthought on the trade "hey, you want me to add a God Hates Astronauts?" Yes. And thanks.

Murky copper color, clean billowing white topper that left a quantity of meringue-like dollops. A big floral and citrus hop aroma with very little pine or dank. A solid caramel backbone that shows up more in the taste.

Nicely balanced IPA that has a good burst of citrus up-front which is complemented by the light malt notes at the end. This does have a nice, crisp finish with only the faintest trace of lemon zest as an aftertaste.

Quite good. Wish this would make it into the regular rotation and find itself in 16oz cans alongside Daisy Cutter....


CooperEllis, Sep 09, 2013
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4.19/5  rDev -5.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Hazy saturated orange, lazy rising carb trails, an initial finger of dense white foam. Lasting skim and a frothy collar around the edges. Spindly webs of lace in the glass.

Pungently fruity and dank hop aromas, mango, grapefruit, nectarine, sandalwood.

Citrus forward with tropical hop character, all the aforementioned fruits play across the palate. A dry bitter finish with a little bit of wheat and pale malt in the middle. A little less intense than the nose. Light bodied but substantial, and pretty easy to drink. Not too far off from other solid IPA's like Shewolf and Annica, it's a very drinkable fruit-forward hop bomb.

emerge077, Sep 06, 2013
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4.75/5  rDev +7%

gfunk1121, Oct 08, 2014
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4.25/5  rDev -4.3%

thedarkestlord, Sep 03, 2013
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Beer Hates Astronauts from Half Acre Beer Company
98 out of 100 based on 205 ratings.