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Beer Hates Astronauts - Half Acre Beer Company

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Ratings: 182
Reviews: 25
rAvg: 4.45
pDev: 6.97%
Wants: 82
Gots: 13 | FT: 1
Brewed by:
Half Acre Beer Company visit their website
Illinois, United States

Style | ABV
American IPA |  7.00% ABV

Availability: Limited (brewed once)

Notes/Commercial Description:
Imagine a comic book. The kind with superheroes and punching and stuff. Now imagine that most of those superheroes are kind of total jerks. Add in a lot of profanity. No, more profanity than that. Ok, now throw in felonious owls, spectral bovines, gorilla arms, lots of bears, unplanned pregnancy, and 19th century boxer John L. Sullivan. And then a little more profanity. And be sure to include almost nothing about theology or space exploration.

Now imagine—and this is key—being able to drink all that. And then imagine it's called Beer Hates Astronauts, because that's what we're calling it. And we're calling it that because it's the beer version of God Hates Astronauts, which is the actual comic I completely failed to properly evoke above.

This is just the latest step in creator Ryan Browne's attempt to dominate the world by means of one of the most unsummarizable comics in existence. Having recently Kickstarted the deluxe hardcover edition of God Hates Astronauts with massive success, he has joined forces with Half Acre for a groundbreaking venture in distributing comics in hoppy liquid form.

Beer Hates Astronauts will be set free from its containment unit here at the brewery on Friday, August 30. It is a 7% ABV India Pale Ale brewed with Vienna malt and Citra hops.

(Beer added by: MasterSki on 08-19-2013)
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4.25/5  rDev -4.5%

09-05-2013 16:13:05 | More by Thorpe429
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

09-02-2013 01:28:31 | More by zestar
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

06-25-2014 22:39:46 | More by kjkinsey
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

06-25-2014 22:48:22 | More by Texasfan549
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4/5  rDev -10.1%

10-18-2013 16:54:55 | More by spycow
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4.19/5  rDev -5.8%

Hazy saturated orange, lazy rising carb trails, an initial finger of dense white foam. Lasting skim and a frothy collar around the edges. Spindly webs of lace in the glass.

Pungently fruity and dank hop aromas, mango, grapefruit, nectarine, sandalwood.

Citrus forward with tropical hop character, all the aforementioned fruits play across the palate. A dry bitter finish with a little bit of wheat and pale malt in the middle. A little less intense than the nose. Light bodied but substantial, and pretty easy to drink. Not too far off from other solid IPA's like Shewolf and Annica, it's a very drinkable fruit-forward hop bomb.

09-06-2013 00:11:22 | More by emerge077
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

06-23-2014 15:15:10 | More by SocalKicks
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Ontario (Canada)

4.36/5  rDev -2%

On-tap at Half Acre on numerous occasions. Also had a few bottles. Served in a pint glass.

A - White foam settles to a partial cap, thick collar, and splotches of lace. Hazy, darker orange body.

S - Big onion and orange peel; no surprise for an all Citra beer. This year's crop seems unusually chive-heavy and dank. Vienna malt imparts dry, crackery, and bread crust malt flavors and minimal sweetness. Very West Coast vibe here - love it!

T - Surprising bitterness here, as Citra is generally pretty low in IBUs. Some citrus flesh sweetness, but heavy on grapefruit peel and dank, onion, and chive flavors. Again, minimal malt sweetness; the malt character is evocative of Saltines actually. Bitterness is a bit palate fatiguing, but on the whole this is a nice IPA.

M - Very dry, with a sufficiently hefty medium body. Pleasant carbonation and oodles of lingering oils. No alcohol. Just what I like from this style.

D - A real West Coast palate bruiser, with unexpected bitterness for Half Acre and for Citra hops. Love the dry, clean malt bill; will have to re-evaluate the efficacy of Vienna malts in SMaSH beers after this one. Very much in Half Acre's wheelhouse, and a very Pizza Port-esque Midwestian IPA.

11-19-2013 20:38:32 | More by MasterSki
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

10-10-2013 04:00:33 | More by oline73
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4.25/5  rDev -4.5%

10-10-2013 16:27:49 | More by mendvicdog
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4/5  rDev -10.1%

12-05-2013 02:05:42 | More by XmnwildX12
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District of Columbia

4.25/5  rDev -4.5%

11-02-2013 19:02:08 | More by yourefragile
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

07-21-2014 16:39:28 | More by duceswild
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District of Columbia

4.26/5  rDev -4.3%

Bottle shared by oline73. Thanks Steve.

The beer is moderately hazy and straw yellow. The aroma is fabulous. Dank hops and resin with citrus and tropical fruit. The flavor follows suit. Hop forward with alcohol well masked. Terrific. Highly drinkable. Bonus points for label art.

10-10-2013 01:28:33 | More by Huhzubendah
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

09-14-2013 01:23:05 | More by Gonzoillini
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4.33/5  rDev -2.7%

650 mL bottle poured into a snifter.

Appearance - Hazy and murky orange. Small white head. Thin collar.

Smell - Huge citra hop. Bright orange. Some lemon. A little bit of sweetness.

Taste - Tons of orange hops. Sweet tropical fruits. Some sweet malts, but very minimal. The faintest of grainy textures.

Mouthfeel - A little sweet. Medium body. Minimal bitterness.

Overall - This is really impressive. Delicious IPA.

09-09-2013 23:24:42 | More by Alieniloquium
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Ontario (Canada)

4.61/5  rDev +3.6%

Thanks to Robbie for this bottle!
Poured in to Half Acre pint glass.

A - Poured a cloudy opaque bright orange with a thin layer of white head.

S - Bright citrus and tropical fruit aromas dominate the nose. Tangerine, peach, pineapple and papaya notes specifically come through. A slight honey malt sweetness is also present.

T - Crisp bitterness up front that is nicely balanced by a caramel sweetness that provides a perfect malt backbone for the hop base while still letting the hops shine. Fresh tangerine, pineapple, mango and peach notes are present along with a slight pine presence.

M - Medium body. Some nice sticky hop oils. Light carbonation.

10-13-2013 18:18:26 | More by TheSevenDuffs
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3.75/5  rDev -15.7%

07-06-2014 01:02:47 | More by chippo33
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4.25/5  rDev -4.5%

09-16-2013 14:14:28 | More by sweemzander
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4.31/5  rDev -3.1%

06-23-2014 11:36:44 | More by tectactoe
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4.39/5  rDev -1.3%

Appearance: golden, sunny, hints of orange, rocky bone white head.

Aroma: citra, citra, citra. Bright citrus, tropical,fruits, pineapple and resins, with touches of crackery malts.

Taste: again, high citrus, and tropical notes, light pale maltiness, medium bitterness.

Mouthfeel: light body, clean crisp finish, dry, overall a joy on the palate.

Overall: a shining citra hopped ipa. Great body, wonderful nose and taste. Excellent through and through.

09-13-2013 14:54:43 | More by EgadBananas
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4.25/5  rDev -4.5%

09-22-2013 18:25:08 | More by Reagan1984
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4.5/5  rDev +1.1%

06-14-2014 16:03:51 | More by Holland
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4/5  rDev -10.1%

10-02-2013 14:00:48 | More by Sean9689
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4.43/5  rDev -0.4%

Bottle (2013)

Acquired via trade
Thanks, mjohnson17!

Perhaps the best IPA from the Midwest I've had to date. I wasn't expecting much, after being a touch disappointed with Anicca and never really falling in love with Three Floyds's hoppy beers, but this was something different entirely. Fantastic, juicy, ripe citrus notes, fairly big bitterness (but enough that it hampered the drinkability), mild malt backbone, and a little bit of resin/pine. Fantastic, and quite the surprise. Looking back on it, I should have known better. Half Acre does fantastic hoppy beers. Daisy Cutter and it's brothers are all fantastic, as was this one.

09-19-2013 21:11:14 | More by ehammond1
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Beer Hates Astronauts from Half Acre Beer Company
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