Magnumus Ete Tomahawkus ESB³ - Rock Art Brewery
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1.3/5 rDev -65.6%
Semi hazy golden color with a quickly fading off white head.
Tastes like copius amounts of pale malt extract. Nose is the same. Very litter carbonation borderlining on none. Body is big up front but thundering out big time on the swallow. Earthy English hops provide some fleeting bitterness but there's no malt sweetness to balance it just malt blandness. Seriously tastes like unfermented home brew. Probably not finishing this bottle. I had high hopes for this beer getting mostly good beer from these guys but this and infusco are gross.
05-25-2012 02:17:30 | More by jtierney89
2.19/5 rDev -42.1%
I have had a few beers from Rock Art, but nothing I can remember. Actually, I take that back. I shared a bottle of their imperial stout the other night. I was drunk when I drank it, but I remember it having an almost metallic flavor. Anyway, that is the last Rock Art beer I remember. I do like their logo, though. Reminds me of the west. It also makes me think of Dave Matthews Band for some reason. Anyway, I just got done running 3 miles, so this beer better deliver!
In the Glass: This is a lot cloudier than I expected. I don't generally like this style, but the ones I have had, I didn't care for. I expect them to be more bitter. You know, hence the name. The beer did produce a really nice head, and even a few minutes after pouring, it still sits proud on top of the beer. Not much lace, but I am still enamored with the head. You could sit a quarter on this pillow of suds!
Nose: Imagine taking a pine cone and soaking it in a pale ale. Then smell that. Bingo. That is exactly what this smells like. TONS of pine, which make me think of hops, and a nice earthy finish. I hope that transfers over into the flavor, because this smells great. I close my eyes and imagine sitting by a campfire in the middle of the woods… not like I would do that, of course! Let's drink!
Oh, and before I forget, there is a funny quote on the label. It says, "This Ain't For No Mama's Boy of Daddy's Girl". Cute.
Flavor: I just took a drink, and had to look in the glass to make sure I wasn't drinking water. There was practically nothing on this at first. Then, toward the back of the palate, a few hoppy flavors show up, and you can taste the bitterness. This beer comes in at 80 IBU. The finish is smooth, leaving nothing to look forward to. I do, however, like the aftertaste. But that's about it. Here… let me take another sip. Same experience. Not much going on.
Mouthfeel: What mouthfeel? Unless you swish this around in your mouth, you wouldn't even know you were drinking beer. There is no carbonation, and it literally drinks like water. Not impressed at all. This style just isn't for me.
Aftertaste: This is the only place where flavor comes in. Remember that pine cone I was talking about? The aftertaste leaves a thin layer of piney goodness for you to suck on, but that's it. The finish is also drying, and the more times I swallow, the dryer the flavor becomes. Not sure what it is about this style, but it feels like an IPA gone bad. These are hoppier than a pale, but not quite an IPA.
Sorry Rock Art, but I won't be buying anything from you anytime soon. I almost wonder why this beer made the list. Some might like this style, but I ain't one of them! (I used ain't twice in this blog post.) The best thing about this beer is the name. Might be the longest beer name out there.
04-09-2013 21:41:12 | More by rickyleepotts
2.25/5 rDev -40.5%
appearance- An amber color with a off white head that leaves a good lacing
smell- a very weak hoppy smell
taste- it has a weak bitter taste with a hint of the alchol taste
mouthfeel- you get a tiny hint of burn going down
drinkability- one is enough for me. i struggled to finsih the one i was on
06-10-2010 00:52:32 | More by joeland
2.38/5 rDev -37%
A: Golden honey and quite murky. Really big, foamy, white, THICK head. The head too k 3-5 minutes to fall. Lots of lacing.
S: Citrusy hops. Grapefruit and grapefruit rind. Orange and orange peel.
T: Sour. Bitter and SOUR. Pure grapefruit rind. Not yummy.
M: Honestly the taste has ruined the mouthfeel. The carbonation is good, but someone give me a Budweiser to rinse my mouth out with.
D: And down the drain it went.
02-17-2008 01:29:17 | More by gkatsoris
2.7/5 rDev -28.6%
I bought a six pack of this beer while in Vermont. Sadly, the store where I purchased the beer had extremely misleading labels which indicated that this beer was rated over 95 on BA. Clearly that's not the case and it's truly evident in the beer as well.
The beer pours a dark hazy brown with a significant bubbly head which lingers for only a few seconds and recedes to the edge. The aroma is largely non-existent. There is no sweetness, just a bit of maltiness which transitions into a clean crisp scent. Personally, I find this very disappointing because the aroma is a very large part of the overall experience. The taste, like the smell, is non-existent. I only tasted a profound bitterness near the middle and end, but nothing else stood out. BORING.... The mouthfeel is decent. The beer has good weight and density without being oppressive. There is a little tingle from the alcohol, but not much.
Bottom line, it's not worth the money. More hype than anything else here.
01-05-2013 06:38:51 | More by negroobserver
2.73/5 rDev -27.8%
A - this ESB cubed pours out a cloudy golden orange color, with a thin cream colored head, too cloudy to note carbonation
S - smells like a DESB/DIPA combo, the piney and grapefruitty notes associated with those styles, lurking in the background is a subtle nondescript sweetness
T - alcohol is too big up front, with the hops characteristics, the pine and grapefruit are secondary and in the background, not much else in the flavor, for me anyway
M&D - dry and light bodied, not much of a mouthfeel, decent flavors and brew, i was just rather unimpressed, especially for such a pretentious label, latin words and and extreme labels, a decent brew though, not bad
01-01-2007 16:37:51 | More by sinstaineddemon
2.76/5 rDev -27%
22 oz bottle, August is notched on the label.
appears a clear bright copper color with bright white head that fades. smells earthy, grassy hops and oxidized malt. taste is biscuity malt, bitter finish. herbal flavors. medium body, moderate carbonation. oily mouthfeel. overall a bit disappointing in the flavors.
11-06-2013 03:41:55 | More by jmdrpi
2.9/5 rDev -23.3%
I love the ESB. It is right up their in my own personal trinity of beer styles, along with the weissbeir and english ale. I certainly give rock art credit for creativity, but this one is just a little over the top. It has a great appearance and excellent mouthfeel, but the extra extra hops and apricotish flavor were a bit of a turnoff. But maybe that's just me...
02-25-2007 21:37:51 | More by scriabin
3/5 rDev -20.6%
The pour was a cloudy golden color with a thick white head. Miller lite looks like this beer, but w/o the thick head part.
It smelled of citrus and hops. The taste wasn't all that great, it was a mix of orange, lemons, and grapefruit with a hoppy kick. The mouthfeel wasn't anything to write home about and it was easy to drink just not a beer for me.
02-22-2008 16:57:19 | More by ROMER79
3.03/5 rDev -19.8%
I try not to drink the same beer twice, but for some reason, I bought 2 bottles of this when I was in Winooski. Forgot the first tasting, and entered the data in my review list. Finished reviewing and realized that it was the second time. Both reviews were identical.
Appearance:Cloudy golden yellow. Head dissipated after a few minutes
Smell: Funk. Old dishtowel. Not good
Taste: Yes, it is bitter. Grapefruit, some floral. Overall not bad.
Mouthfeel: Carbonation was suprisingly persistant. Good mouthfeel
Drinkability: OK, but I will not be buying a third.
11-24-2007 23:25:03 | More by potownbill
3.03/5 rDev -19.8%
pours an amber tinted copper with excessive hop haze and a sizable big-bubbled white head that recedes quick, but leaves chunky lacing on the glass.
buttery aroma with caramel, doughy bread, some herbal hops..nothing great here.
herbal hops up front with a sweet citrus kick, quickly gives way to the caramel, bready, peppery, and slightly grainy malts that linger in the finish as well as a bit of lingering booze. meh.
rather light bodied but with a generous amount of prickly carbonation that doesn't help much.
drinks average at best. kind of like a light barelywine meets an esb, meets an english IPA. not my thing. I will pass next time.
10-02-2010 04:34:14 | More by silentjay
3.1/5 rDev -18%
A triple ESB is a difficult thing to fathom, but here goes...
Somewhat cloudy orange body, possibly chill haze. Three fingers of lunar surface white foam.
Takes a very deep sniff, but I finally pull some citrus aroma out of the glass. Was expecting much more oomph.
Nice semi-sweet malt base. Good rising tide of earthy and citrusy hops. Citrus notes linger on and on post swallow, the most extreme thing of the beer.
Solid medium/light mouthfeel. Good, enjoyable drinkability.
A solid pale ale ? Sure. A triple ESB ? Maybe an ESB-and-a-half. An EESB. Unfortunately though, the label hype had me looking for something bigger and better than Troegs HopBack Amber and this isn't in that league. Needs a bigger beer or a less boastful label.
08-30-2007 04:57:37 | More by RonfromJersey
3.15/5 rDev -16.7%
12oz bottle poured into a Dogfish Head Signature glass. Bottle generously provided as an extra by CharlieMurphy, thanks a lot!
A - Pours a hazy burnt orange color, the shade of tangerines and late-afternoon sunsets. A hard pour only develops about a finger's worth of head with moderate retention. Interesting lacing as it doesn't stay to together to form a solid curtain, yet when it breaks apart it doesn't slide down the glass.
S - Smell is eerily reminiscent of an aggressively dry-hopped IPA, bringing strong aromas of citrus and pine. There's also some grass and lemon in here as well. The back-end has a good amount of malt backbone to it and biscuit dryness.
T - The first few seconds of this beer are incredibly bitter mixed with caramel malts. Unfortunately the hop presence that was so strong in the nose doesn't translate to the flavor, as it is overly bitter without the benefit of the citrus fruits or pine that the hops delivered in the aroma. There's a bit of hop spice here as well. Finishes bland with another hit of bitterness and alcohol heat.
M - Mouthfeel is moderately heavy-bodied with good carbonation. A bit syrupy in the mouth and the lasting impression on the palate is strong bitterness.
D - Drinkability is moderately low. Much too bitter in the taste without extracting much flavor from the loads of hops in this. The flavor is uninspired and not overly pleasant to drink.
04-22-2011 05:10:00 | More by nhindian
3.15/5 rDev -16.7%
A nice big off white head foams up with a strong pour. Clear copper color. Sticky lacing coats the glass as you drink it and it dosn't move. A wiff of citrus hops hits me when i pop open the bottle. At first taste though i get all piney resinous hops. The ABV tells me that there must be some sugar sweetness in this thing but it's hard to find through the pine. Some biscuit malt eventually shows through but just faintly. Mouthfeel is oily. I love pine but this one just dosn't have enough balance. The alcohol shows itself toward the end. Worth a try, but nothing great.
06-26-2007 01:21:51 | More by beermanbrian
3.2/5 rDev -15.3%
22oz bomber into a pint glass.
Pours a clear amber with a big foamy white head that nearly fills have the glass. It eventually settles down to the point where I can fill it up more. Huge lacing that covers the glass in a sticky web. Aroma is kind of subdued. Mostly hoppy citrus notes and some light tones of sweet malt.
Taste is extremely sweet up front with caramel malt that gives way to a very aggressive flood of strong floral citrus and hop bitterness. The bitterness is very biting and lingers on the tongue for a while. The extremeness of the malt and hops does tame down some and feels more balanced as it warms. Mouthfeel is a beefy medium body that takes on an almost viscous feel at times.
I'm not really sure what to think of this "ESB Squared" experiment from Rock Art. The thick body and in your face hops and malt definitely made for a tough drinking experience at times. A lot tougher anyway than most of the Double IPAs that this seems to be trying to imitate. Maybe a little more balance would have helped make this a more enjoyable encounter.
12-10-2007 02:31:55 | More by Kegatron
3.23/5 rDev -14.6%
poured from bottle into a pint.
Appearance: Darker golden color with about 3 fingers of an off white head that lasted a few minutes and left almost no lacing on the glass.
Smell: Sweet smelling citrus, with alcohol.
Mouthfeel/Taste: Medium bodied and smooth, a delightful strong punch of bitterness after a sweet taste upfront. After taste was a bitter and I could taste the alcohol.
Overall: It is what I expected from an ESB, I enjoyed this brew from begining to end. I would buy again if I was in the mood.
08-04-2012 00:50:00 | More by Cavanaghty
3.25/5 rDev -14%
Pours a three finger white head that fades slowly to a thin layer, leaving a good lace. Nearly cloudy amber color. Light-medium carbonation and medium bodied. Slight grapefruit nose. Flavor is sweet piney/grapefruit. Lingering grapefruit aftertaste. Higher ABV is hidden. $3.49 for a 22oz bottle from Cabot Quechee Store Quechee, VT.
FWIW this is now only ESB squared and not ESB cubed.
10-18-2008 22:28:40 | More by jdhilt
3.28/5 rDev -13.2%
Slightly hazy honey colored with quick rising streams of fine bubbles running towards a half inch high head of thick off-white foam. The head lingers long and leaves a ring of lace around the inside of the glass as it lowers itself.
Aroma of buttery malt and hops - I'm picking up citrus, some floral, and a bit of pine, all the colors of the hop rainbow with none dominating. Maybe even a bit of alcohol ether showing through.
Flavor is initially piney hops, slowly morphing to...piney hops. Malt base is understated but some doughey malt does come through. It is somewhat hidden by hop bitters and alcohol fumes, and no other flavors emerge, save for some grapefruit rind.
Full and rich mouthfeel, fills the entire mouth as it rolls through. A carbonation tingle in the finish and an alcohol warmth lingers.
Not very drinkable for me, lacks depth.
06-12-2007 21:43:50 | More by far333
Magnumus Ete Tomahawkus ESB³ from Rock Art Brewery
85 out of 100 based on 201 ratings.