Essen Haus

Not Rated.
Essen HausEssen Haus
BA SCORE
90
outstanding

27 Reviews
Reviews: 27
Visits: 44
rAvg: 4.02
pDev: n/a
Taps: 16
Bottles: --
Cask: N
[ Bar, Eatery ]

514 E Wilson St
Madison, Wisconsin, 53703-3431
United States
phone: (608) 255-4674

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Reviews: 27 | Visits: 44
Reviews by BoitSansSoif:
Photo of BoitSansSoif
3.38/5  rDev -15.9%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3 | service: 3 | selection: 4.5 | food: 2

I am going to rate my overall experience at Essenhaus, which is less than flattering, although beer-wise, it's an excellent find.
My first time here, we sat and sat and were never even approached by the waitstaff. 15 minutes later, we left.
My second time, we were treated warmly. The atmosphere was decent, and the oompah music kicked off halfway through the meal. The waitstaff this time did a stellar job. The beer selection is excellent, and it is enjoyable to drink from a boot, but be prepared to sign a waiver--those things aren't cheap if you break one, and they are tippy! The glassware goes beyond the boots, and you can catch a nice glimpse of window displays if you are walking the sidewalk on the Lake Monona side. It really lures you in. The decor is also charming, and a welcome respite for the thirsty.
I thought my first impressions of the place were unfounded, and based on a unique, atypical, and unfortunate experience...and then they brought out the food. I know what traditional German food tastes like, and although it's not a culture known for its haute cuisine, it's infinitely better than what the cooks tried to push over on us. The sausage barely rivaled those of my high school cafeteria, and the spatzle was already starting to get cold when it arrived. The highlights of the meal were the delicious beers, which washed the food down and made it taste better as I drank my way toward the insole, and the mustard, which spiced up the bland flavor between sips. Why didn't I put it aside? I was famished.
The food was quite pricey for its quality. I ate it anyway; I'll eat almost anything, but I still know what constitutes good food. If all meat tasted this way, I would turn vegetarian tomorrow with no regrets. In all fairness, I will return here because it is unique and charming, and the beer selection is good, which is supposed to be the primary focus of this review.
It pains me to bash what is actually a beerlover's gem, but we got started off on the wrong foot. I went in expecting a decent restaurant with a modest beer selection, but found a great bar with a poor dinner menu. It is one of four local bars I like to bring my visiting friends to, and it should remain just that...a bar, and not a restaurant. It's also a decent place to catch Badger games on the telly if you can't make it to Camp Randall. (2,350 characters)

More User Reviews:
Photo of UWBadgerFan4Life
3.64/5  rDev -9.5%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3.5 | service: 3.5 | selection: 3.75 | food: 3.75

Photo of Duff27
4.3/5  rDev +7%
vibe: 4.75 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.5 | selection: 4 | food: 3.5

Photo of ShawnL
4/5  rDev -0.5%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4

Photo of djhowell
3.75/5  rDev -6.7%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3.5 | service: 4 | selection: 4 | food: 3

Photo of redleg411
4.06/5  rDev +1%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4.25 | food: 4

Photo of twb0392
4.5/5  rDev +11.9%

Photo of Todd
3.75/5  rDev -6.7%

Photo of Jason
4.25/5  rDev +5.7%

Photo of Canada_Dan
4/5  rDev -0.5%

Photo of Fargrow
4/5  rDev -0.5%

Photo of bigred89
3.75/5  rDev -6.7%

Photo of BarrelAgedG
4/5  rDev -0.5%

Photo of Gotti311
3.75/5  rDev -6.7%

Photo of jera1350
4.25/5  rDev +5.7%

Photo of TX-Badger
4.5/5  rDev +11.9%

Photo of Ri0
4/5  rDev -0.5%

Photo of ms333
3.25/5  rDev -19.2%

Photo of crossovert
3.56/5  rDev -11.4%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3.5 | service: 4 | selection: 3

Was at the biergarten here for a brief bit during a great taste pre-party. The beer was Revolution and it was only 2 bucks a half liter. In retrospect I should have stayed there all night and sucked the tap of Maerzen dry.

Didn't go in, or eat. Just slugged a beer listening to the German band they had. I liked the atmosphere, not as authentic as it should be but fun in a sense. Just wish it was always 2$ half liter night there. Saw the taplist for normal hours and it is just a decent mishmash of German beers. (515 characters)

Photo of scones
4.05/5  rDev +0.7%
vibe: 4.5 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4 | food: 4

I love this place, just like I love all German bars. Fun atmosphere, German beers on tap, large selection of German food. Service is pretty good (and all wearing German outfits), and the selection is pretty good too. Only thing I don't like about it is the price - 15+ for a sausage plate/schnitzel with sauerkraut and potatoes. Oh well, I'll still go whenever I can. Also it's attached to another bar next door, the Come Back Inn, which has a vastly different menu and beer selection but is also really good. (509 characters)

Photo of CuriousMonk
4.05/5  rDev +0.7%
vibe: 4.5 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4 | food: 4

A great place to visit, even though it’s sort of a chain. The ambiance is great - live polka music, German decorations and stuff all over the wall, and an overall great time to be had with the huge Das boots and everything else. The service was quick and friendly. The selection is pretty good for a restaurant - but hey, it’s German! The food was good, not the best German fare I’ve had, but still good especially the potatoes and sauerkrauts. Typical German beers on tap - nothing mind-blowing. The value was about average, and overall, I’ll definitely be hitting this place again whenever I visit Madison again. (622 characters)

Photo of Czap
3.98/5  rDev -1%
vibe: 5 | quality: 4 | service: 3.5 | selection: 4 | food: 4

Very fun place. Kinda divey, but very large. Great German food and beer selection. It's about the whole experience. The music, the beer, the food, the boot. It's definitely a big draw.

That all being said, I still can't put my finger on exactly how I feel about the place. Almost like they found a formula that works and now it's just on cruise control. That might be part of what makes it so appealing as well. Who knows? Oh well, I am still going to frequent it every time I am in Madison, but there are a dozen other bars that I would rank well above it. (559 characters)

Photo of Yojimbo1941
2/5  rDev -50.2%
vibe: 2 | quality: 1.5 | service: 3 | selection: 2 | food: 1

Downright horrible.

I ate here on 21 March of 2010 with some friends. First of all the beer was flat. Strike 1. Next the food was dry and tasteless and my wife's spaetzle was cold. We've had good German food before so I know this is not normal. Strike 2. After looking at the high prices again and noticing that the restaurant has not been cleaned in say 10 years we decided never to return. Strike 3. Done.

The only reason this place gets business is due to the fact that it's in the same building as Hotel Ruby Marie, and for the locals there is the boot. Still, I've had more than a couple less than memorable experiences at the Essen Haus and in March it was definitely the last. It's too bad because with a little hard work, cleaning, and a new kitchen staff it would be a great place to go. I expect to see this restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares in the near future. (872 characters)

Photo of AmberMan22
4.13/5  rDev +2.7%
vibe: 5 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4

The Essen Haus is really quite a place. Quite authentic looking, but the polka band really puts this place over the top. Additionally, there are boots to be had, with steins and other german beer paraphernalia all of the place.

While the vibe is incredible, the quality just doesn't quite match it. Going exclusively for the beer, I'd say yes 100%, but the whole ensemble doesn't come together as well as it looks.

Service was fairly good considering how absurdly busy they were when I last went. We were a little disappointed because about 160 frat guys were there and had privilege to all the boots for the night.

Selection was good. I had a delicious kostritzer schwarzbier, but there were plenty of other delicious German offerings there on the list.

I haven't actually gone and sat at the bar area, which is unfortunate, but hopefully soon to be rectified.
I would not attend this place for the food alone. Go with some friends and kick back some bräus! (965 characters)

Photo of bonk0076
3.93/5  rDev -2.2%
vibe: 4.5 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 3.5

Stopped in here with the girlfriend to get a couple liters of Dinkelacker Dark on tap, as I was told a few years ago that it was one of the few places in the state that has it. Unfortunately they didn't at this time. Atmosphere was great, staff dressed in lederhosen and what not. Didn't try too hard to be a German Beer Hall like some places, was just rough enough to be realistic. Beer menu was solid, but had hoped they had more Schneider or Ayinger varieties there then what they did. Nice place overall. (508 characters)

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Essen Haus in Madison, WI
90 out of 100 based on 27 ratings.