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Profanity Hill Porter - Schooner Exact Brewing Company

Profanity Hill PorterProfanity Hill Porter

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BA SCORE
82
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36 Ratings
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Ratings: 36
Reviews: 10
rAvg: 3.59
pDev: 12.26%


Brewed by:
Schooner Exact Brewing Company visit their website
Washington, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  5.50% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
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(Beer added by: barleywinefiend on 12-31-2010)
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Ratings: 36 | Reviews: 10 | Show All Ratings:
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jellikit

Washington

4.09/5  rDev +13.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

A: dark. Deep brown to black. Held up to light you can see deep red to purple. Thin, brown head.
S: roasty. Chocolate.
T: roasty, chocolate malt, easy on the roasted barley and black patent. Balanced well.
M: a little too carbonated for a Porter, for me. Almost spritzy. Medium body, Halle Berry.
O: a great porter. Not too bold, but I like it like this. Would have rated higher if the carbonation was toned down a little.

Serving type: bottle

04-15-2014 02:44:58 | More by jellikit
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flagmantho

Washington

3.86/5  rDev +7.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75

I had this beer on-tap in a pint glass at Bottleworks in Seattle.

Appearance: totally black with a thin layer of tan foam. A nice lace is left on the glass.

Smell: a bit ashy and charcoaly, which I happen to really like. Rich and enticing.

Taste: ashy and roasty like the aroma, although a bit more so. Bitter at the end with a dry finish. Good, but kind of mild for such a roasty brew.

Mouthfeel: medium body with a great carbonation and wonderful creaminess. Bam!

Overall: tasty and drinkable, if a bit ashy and dry. I'd have this again.

Serving type: on-tap

04-08-2014 00:49:50 | More by flagmantho
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philbertk

Washington

3.68/5  rDev +2.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

Schooner Exact Brewing Company Profanity Hill Porter--Bottle #J25.11--2011 32 oz. Growler Bottle. 5.50% ABV. 33 IBU's. (4.0 / 5.0) Thin lacy tan coffee head. No sediment. Opaque dark black color. Soft hop nice mellow roasted chocolate front. Crusty mild sweet roasted dry dark malt chocolate hint burnt toast dry body. Smooth balanced mild hop refreshing roasted mild citrus crisp end. Fresh! Nice! Sampled 1/25/2011. Purchase for $10.25 Including $5.50 growler deposit at PCC--Fremont, Seattle on 1/25/2011.

Schooner Exact Brewing Company Profanity Hill Porter--2011-B 34 oz. Growler. 5.50% ABV. 33 IBU's. (3.5 / 5.0) Thin thin lace coffee tan head. Clear opaque dark black color. Soft roasted burnt mild hop coffee hint front. Dry sweet light textured no cocoa roasted malt minimal bisquit no fruit crisp clean coffee hint body. Dry slightly crusty mild hop refreshing light fruit hint soft end. Nice dry Porter. Well made with no sediment. Sampled 4/30/2011. Purchased for $10.25 including $5.50 Growler Deposit at PCC--Fremont, Seattle on 4/30/2011.

Serving type: growler

01-26-2011 06:24:49 | More by philbertk
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EgadBananas

Louisiana

3.68/5  rDev +2.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Pours nearly black, with a couple fingers of beige head. Foamy lace. Some roasted malt aromas, light coffee, and a dry chocolate powder accentuates the nose. Taste dry, chocolaty, roast, sligh coffee bitterness, lightly sweet. Medium body, adequate carbonation, dry, easy drinking. Overall, a solid American porter.

Serving type: bottle

06-07-2013 23:44:03 | More by EgadBananas
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draheim

Washington

3.64/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

22oz into an imperial pint glass. Pours a deep transparent brown w/ a big crackling khaki head that settles to a fluffy pillow of foam, some nice lacing.

Aroma is roasty, chocolatey, and bitter, but also a bit muddled.

Taste is likewise bitter and sharp, roasty. Coffee, dark chocolate, roasted malt.

Mouthfeel is clean and balanced, maybe a little thin. More in the range of an English porter in terms of body. Smooth and velvety.

Overall a decent, drinkable porter but nothing superlative.

Serving type: bottle

01-12-2014 06:23:34 | More by draheim
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mactrail

California

3.63/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Color is a dark reddish brown in the Chimay chalice. Giving it a little extra vigor in the pour makes for a handsome dark beige head. Quite a pleasant sudsy mouthfeel. Just a whiff of coffee grounds. The body is fairly light with only a touch of sweetness. Some warm roasted malt greets the lips, followed by waves of the dark and scorched barley.

The touch of charcoal sourness in the finish is interesting. The last gasp of flavor expires on the tongue and leaves a watery grave. This is a nice "light" brew with quaffing in mind. The flavors are nothing special, and the grainy stew may not be your cup of tea. From the 22 oz bottle bought at Bottleworks in Seattle.

Serving type: bottle

01-26-2014 05:08:07 | More by mactrail
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UCLABrewN84

California

3.59/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

Thanks to GRG1313 for sharing this one at his tasting.

Pours a clear dark brown with a foamy khaki head that settles to a small cap on top of the beer. Small streaks of lace form around the glass on the drink down. Smell is of dark roasted malt, cocoa, and slight dark fruit aromas. Taste is much the same with char and slight dark fruit flavors on the finish. There is a mild amount of roasty bitterness on the palate with each sip. This beer has a lower level of carbonation with a slightly crisp mouthfeel. Overall, this is a pretty good beer with a nice aroma and some tasty flavors for the style.

Serving type: bottle

10-01-2013 22:17:01 | More by UCLABrewN84
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dragonWhale

New York

3.58/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

On tap at the Eastside. Have been drinking this now for the past couple weeks. Dark brown with a tan head, bit of lace. Smells normal for a porter, some chocolate, bunch of roast a bit of coffee. The mouthfeel is pretty solid, I didn't find it thin or lacking as Josh did, but so it goes. It's got a nice solid punch of coffee and chocolate, good roasty taste. Pretty solid overall. I keep finding myself ordering at least a pint every eve I find myself down at the forbidden well.

Serving type: on-tap

02-10-2011 08:08:23 | More by dragonWhale
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VashonGuy

Washington

3.48/5  rDev -3.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

On tap at the Schooner Exact taproom.

This is a dark beer. I couldn't tell about the head because the SE folks served me a glass full to the brim ... if there was a head, they had poured it off. Good lacing once I had drunk a bit.

Smell and taste are both pretty roasty, even to the point of charring. The beer even had a bit of tartness to it, I thought, just a bit.

Body is thin.

Overall, this is a pretty average porter, perfectly OK and a decent representative of the style, but nothing to stand out from the pack.

Serving type: on-tap

01-30-2014 02:55:54 | More by VashonGuy
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barleywinefiend

Washington

3.1/5  rDev -13.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

A: Poured a dark brown with a nice brown cap to it, plenty of bubbles. Looked promising

S: Sordove tame, roasted malts, cocoa

T: Mute. Some cocoa, tasted astringent, overcarbonated, roasted malt

M: Thin body is what I recall most

D: Average at best. Not one of Schooner E's best.

Serving type: on-tap

12-31-2010 22:58:10 | More by barleywinefiend
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