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Profanity Hill Porter - Schooner Exact Brewing Company

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Profanity Hill PorterProfanity Hill Porter

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BA SCORE
83
good

39 Ratings
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Ratings: 39
Reviews: 10
rAvg: 3.64
pDev: 12.36%
Wants: 2
Gots: 2 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Schooner Exact Brewing Company visit their website
Washington, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  5.50% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: barleywinefiend on 12-31-2010)
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Photo of drewone
2/5  rDev -45.1%

drewone, Oct 18, 2013
Photo of Abrengle
2.75/5  rDev -24.5%

Abrengle, Jun 06, 2013
Photo of GRG1313
3/5  rDev -17.6%

GRG1313, Oct 31, 2013
Photo of towlea25
3/5  rDev -17.6%

towlea25, Jan 08, 2012
Photo of barleywinefiend
3.1/5  rDev -14.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

A: Poured a dark brown with a nice brown cap to it, plenty of bubbles. Looked promising

S: Sordove tame, roasted malts, cocoa

T: Mute. Some cocoa, tasted astringent, overcarbonated, roasted malt

M: Thin body is what I recall most

D: Average at best. Not one of Schooner E's best.

barleywinefiend, Dec 31, 2010
Photo of Daktah
3.25/5  rDev -10.7%

Daktah, Feb 25, 2014
Photo of VashonGuy
3.48/5  rDev -4.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

On tap at the Schooner Exact taproom.

This is a dark beer. I couldn't tell about the head because the SE folks served me a glass full to the brim ... if there was a head, they had poured it off. Good lacing once I had drunk a bit.

Smell and taste are both pretty roasty, even to the point of charring. The beer even had a bit of tartness to it, I thought, just a bit.

Body is thin.

Overall, this is a pretty average porter, perfectly OK and a decent representative of the style, but nothing to stand out from the pack.

VashonGuy, Jan 30, 2014
Photo of dipso123
3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

dipso123, Jul 27, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

irrgalaxy, Sep 13, 2012
Photo of MacStinson
3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

MacStinson, Dec 07, 2012
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3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

casapy, Jul 21, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

strongaf, Dec 29, 2012
Photo of twelveinches
3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

twelveinches, Jul 10, 2013
Photo of iKrystin
3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

iKrystin, Jan 13, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

Gaffattack, Jan 04, 2014
Photo of dragonWhale
3.58/5  rDev -1.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

On tap at the Eastside. Have been drinking this now for the past couple weeks. Dark brown with a tan head, bit of lace. Smells normal for a porter, some chocolate, bunch of roast a bit of coffee. The mouthfeel is pretty solid, I didn't find it thin or lacking as Josh did, but so it goes. It's got a nice solid punch of coffee and chocolate, good roasty taste. Pretty solid overall. I keep finding myself ordering at least a pint every eve I find myself down at the forbidden well.

dragonWhale, Feb 10, 2011
Photo of UCLABrewN84
3.59/5  rDev -1.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

Thanks to GRG1313 for sharing this one at his tasting.

Pours a clear dark brown with a foamy khaki head that settles to a small cap on top of the beer. Small streaks of lace form around the glass on the drink down. Smell is of dark roasted malt, cocoa, and slight dark fruit aromas. Taste is much the same with char and slight dark fruit flavors on the finish. There is a mild amount of roasty bitterness on the palate with each sip. This beer has a lower level of carbonation with a slightly crisp mouthfeel. Overall, this is a pretty good beer with a nice aroma and some tasty flavors for the style.

UCLABrewN84, Oct 01, 2013
Photo of mactrail
3.63/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 4 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Color is a dark reddish brown in the Chimay chalice. Giving it a little extra vigor in the pour makes for a handsome dark beige head. Quite a pleasant sudsy mouthfeel. Just a whiff of coffee grounds. The body is fairly light with only a touch of sweetness. Some warm roasted malt greets the lips, followed by waves of the dark and scorched barley.

The touch of charcoal sourness in the finish is interesting. The last gasp of flavor expires on the tongue and leaves a watery grave. This is a nice "light" brew with quaffing in mind. The flavors are nothing special, and the grainy stew may not be your cup of tea. From the 22 oz bottle bought at Bottleworks in Seattle.

mactrail, Jan 26, 2014
Photo of draheim
3.64/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

22oz into an imperial pint glass. Pours a deep transparent brown w/ a big crackling khaki head that settles to a fluffy pillow of foam, some nice lacing.

Aroma is roasty, chocolatey, and bitter, but also a bit muddled.

Taste is likewise bitter and sharp, roasty. Coffee, dark chocolate, roasted malt.

Mouthfeel is clean and balanced, maybe a little thin. More in the range of an English porter in terms of body. Smooth and velvety.

Overall a decent, drinkable porter but nothing superlative.

draheim, Jan 12, 2014
Photo of EgadBananas
3.68/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Pours nearly black, with a couple fingers of beige head. Foamy lace. Some roasted malt aromas, light coffee, and a dry chocolate powder accentuates the nose. Taste dry, chocolaty, roast, sligh coffee bitterness, lightly sweet. Medium body, adequate carbonation, dry, easy drinking. Overall, a solid American porter.

EgadBananas, Jun 08, 2013
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3.68/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

Schooner Exact Brewing Company Profanity Hill Porter--Bottle #J25.11--2011 32 oz. Growler Bottle. 5.50% ABV. 33 IBU's. (4.0 / 5.0) Thin lacy tan coffee head. No sediment. Opaque dark black color. Soft hop nice mellow roasted chocolate front. Crusty mild sweet roasted dry dark malt chocolate hint burnt toast dry body. Smooth balanced mild hop refreshing roasted mild citrus crisp end. Fresh! Nice! Sampled 1/25/2011. Purchase for $10.25 Including $5.50 growler deposit at PCC--Fremont, Seattle on 1/25/2011.

Schooner Exact Brewing Company Profanity Hill Porter--2011-B 34 oz. Growler. 5.50% ABV. 33 IBU's. (3.5 / 5.0) Thin thin lace coffee tan head. Clear opaque dark black color. Soft roasted burnt mild hop coffee hint front. Dry sweet light textured no cocoa roasted malt minimal bisquit no fruit crisp clean coffee hint body. Dry slightly crusty mild hop refreshing light fruit hint soft end. Nice dry Porter. Well made with no sediment. Sampled 4/30/2011. Purchased for $10.25 including $5.50 Growler Deposit at PCC--Fremont, Seattle on 4/30/2011.

philbertk, Jan 26, 2011
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3.75/5  rDev +3%

Seattle_Suds, Dec 11, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +3%

DOCRW, May 06, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev +3%

Laklimell, May 03, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +3%

Birdlegs, Oct 14, 2013
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Profanity Hill Porter from Schooner Exact Brewing Company
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