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Pinocchio's Restaurant

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Pinocchio's RestaurantPinocchio's Restaurant

63 Reviews
Reviews: 63
Visits: 88
rAvg: 4.48
pDev: n/a
Taps: 25
Bottles: 800
Cask: Y
[ Bar, Eatery ]

131 E Baltimore Ave
Media, Pennsylvania, 19063-3427
United States
phone: (610) 566-7767

visit their websiteWebsite view map and get directionsMap @pinbeer

Place added by: drtth on 05-28-2009

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Reviews: 63 | Visits: 88
Reviews by pwoody11:
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4.3/5  rDev -4%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4.5 | service: 5 | selection: 4 | food: 3

Read about this place on here so I was in town for Mothers Day and decided to check it out on my way home. Easy to spot from the road as there is a large Pinocchio's Pizza sign out front. The parking was minimal, but I was lucky enough to get an open spot. I could see the parking being a problem when it's busy. It's a bit confusing when it comes time to decide what door to go in. There were two out front. I went in the first one, which was the restaurant. Then went into the second one which appears to be the food take-out. There was a small beer cooler in there. I stood there staring at it wondering how this minimal selection had gotten such great reviews. With disappointment, I about got back in my car and went home, but something told me to walk around the side. There it was, the "Beer Garden".

The Beer Garden was rather small, but not crowded, so it wasn't an issue. They only had singles for mixing 6-packs. The beers were sorted in alphabetical order. First PA beers, then American, then import, then bombers. Around the register they had various beers of older vintages. They also had one cooler of Belgians and one of BMC's.

They also featured 20 taps for growler fills. Nothing too crazy there, but a decent line-up none the less.

They say they have over 700 different beers. Some notables were Angels Share , Speedway Stout, La fin du Monde, Damnation, various Bells, Ballast Point (Sculpin), Troegs, Cantillon, Mikeller (Breakfast and Weasel) to name a few.

The guy working the counter appeared to be very knowledgeable and was helpful. He directed me to their website to see updated inventory and Facebook for live updates on new arrivals.

Definitely a good place to check out, especially for those local PA brews and Cali brews I can't get up my way. (1,781 characters)

More User Reviews:
Photo of HappyPappy
4.9/5  rDev +9.4%
vibe: 5 | quality: 5 | service: 5 | selection: 5 | food: 4

This is the happiest (hoppiest?) place on earth. Always something new and interesting on tap, generous samples, tremendously helpful staff, and a very sociable and welcoming crowd of regulars. (193 characters)

Photo of BrandM
4.59/5  rDev +2.5%
vibe: 4.5 | quality: 4.5 | service: 5 | selection: 4.75 | food: 3.5

Photo of scottbrew4u
4.41/5  rDev -1.6%
vibe: 4.5 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.25 | selection: 4.5 | food: 4.25

Photo of Lurkerson
4.25/5  rDev -5.1%
vibe: 3.75 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.5 | selection: 4 | food: 4

Photo of Gmartin75
4.36/5  rDev -2.7%
vibe: 4.25 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4 | selection: 4.75 | food: 4

Photo of InspectorBob
4.51/5  rDev +0.7%
vibe: 4.25 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.75 | selection: 4.5 | food: 4.25

Photo of JNForsyth
4.78/5  rDev +6.7%
vibe: 4.75 | quality: 5 | service: 5 | selection: 5 | food: 3

Made my first trip over to Pinocchio's over the weekend based on the reviews below, and let me tell you, I wasn't disappointed! Very small place, basically a hallway with coolers and a bar/cash register but that cooler was packed with good beer. They were even a bit wiped out due to the holiday rush but I still found plenty to take away. Had a glass of Pirate Bomb! on draft, which is unheard of in Central Pa. Ended up with bottle from all over the place including but not limited to: Thirsty Dog, Firestone Walker, Russian River, and many more. Didn't get to try any food but these little pizza joints are typically excellent. Both guys working in the bottle shop side were knowledgeable, friendly, and super helpful.

Overall this is an awesome place, if it was my local shop I'd be in there multiple times a week. (826 characters)

Photo of Jaxbrew
4.81/5  rDev +7.4%
vibe: 4.75 | quality: 4.75 | service: 5 | selection: 4.75 | food: 4.75

Pinnochios beer garden is a great little spot to find some stellar brews. Their anniversary celebrations are 10++ with some of the best stuff available! I really like the fact that you pay $3-$4 for the really tough to get stuff, unlike Capone's who charges $10. Interesting Delco crowd in there and laughter typically fills the air which is very inviting to me. I've had some really nice conversations with other patrons of whom I had never met before. The prices are fair and the food is great! (496 characters)

Photo of NeroFiddled
4.75/5  rDev +6%

My favorite place in Media. Amazing beer selection on tap in the restaurant.
Here's a PARTIAL list from my last visit:
Avery duganA
Funk Private Stock #2
Lagunitas Fusion 24
Champion Stickin' In My Rye (IPA in collaboration w/ NOFX)
Hardywood Huell Melon Saison
Oxbow Farmhouse Pale Ale
Port Brewing Santa's Little Helper
Pizza Boy Sunny Side Up
Samuel Adams Kosmic Mother Funk Grand Cru
Sam Adams Thirteenth Hour Stout
Sam Adams Black Harbor Stout
Lindeman's Framboise
Dupont Avec les Bons Voeux
Big Hill Standard Cider
Top that off with great pizza and you can't lose!!!
Also, they have a great beer selection of beers to-go at reasonable prices. A must visit! (662 characters)

Photo of jgiordano88
4.01/5  rDev -10.5%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4.25 | service: 4 | selection: 3.75 | food: 4

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4.25/5  rDev -5.1%

Photo of DoubleSimcoe
4.75/5  rDev +6%

The wife and I had a company car picked up at the airport. Where to go? I scouted some beer locations in the suburbs… Pinocchio’s made sense, so close to PHL. So there we went, on a Sunday night. Media is a nice-looking small town, more Middle (pun non intended) America than Boring Main Line Suburb.

Pinocchio’s is an old jawn, kind of like a traditional diner and/or pizza joint that carries great beer. Not much atmosphere to speak of, but the service is nice, the pizza is delicious and the beer is wow.

During my visit, they had Deschutes Black Butte XXVI, Neshaminy Leon Russian Imp Stout, Uinta DIPA, Southern Tier Warlock, Evolution Migration Rum Barrel, Allagash Victor and other goodies. They ain’t joking about the beer here!

We had a white pizza to die for, thin crust and super delicious. Attached to the main restaurant is the Pinocchio’s Beer Garden, a take-out shop with lots of coolers filled with a wide array of good beer. You can also order a pint from their taps and drink it there or fill up a growler.
I can’t wait to go back! (1,070 characters)

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5/5  rDev +11.6%

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4.75/5  rDev +6%

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4/5  rDev -10.7%

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5/5  rDev +11.6%

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4/5  rDev -10.7%

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4.5/5  rDev +0.4%

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5/5  rDev +11.6%

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4.5/5  rDev +0.4%

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5/5  rDev +11.6%

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4/5  rDev -10.7%

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Pinocchio's Restaurant in Media, PA
98 out of 100 based on 63 ratings.