Funnel Blower - Box Steam Brewery
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3.63/5 rDev -3.5%
500 ml bottle from LCBO. Appreciate small breweries and lower a.b.v. Pours a large retained beige head on black body. Mild roast, the taste is roastier than the smell. About average mouthfeel, although a bit thin for the style. Pretty simple really, only a little hops, much more malts. Decent drinkability.
10-04-2011 02:08:56 | More by Sammy
4.38/5 rDev +16.5%
Bottle: Poured a clear dark black color porter with a large slightly off-white foamy head with good retention and some lacing. Aroma of light dry coffee with nice vanilla notes. Taste is a great balanced mix between some light roasted malt notes with light dry coffee with no astringency and some lactose notes with perfect notes of vanilla. Body is bit thin but considering the ABV that could be expected with good carbonation. Very well brewed with great complexity while retaining good drinkability factor.
11-09-2011 03:48:04 | More by Phyl21ca
United Kingdom (England)
3.35/5 rDev -10.9%
Coming in a 500ml brown bottle, bottle-conditioned; Best Before date is not printed on the label, served cool in a straight imperial pint glass. Notes: according to the front label, this beer (supposedly the cask-conditioned version) was elected Gold, Winner, or Second Beer of the Festival on many occasions in 2009, esp. in Southern England.
A: pours a deeply dark brown hue with nearly no beer head, a signal that the beer probably is not well conditioned in the bottle.
S: lightly roasted and lightly sour with a wee bit of winey touch to it, while sweetness is limited to the notes like licorice, nuttiness and brown malts. Not bad, but not special – just above average.
T: not very assertive comes the foretaste, featuring light roasted malts/barleys and bitter licorice; gradually and subtly, the herbal&earthy notes of hops develop, but lend mainly a deepening bitter and slightly chewy palate than a hoppy taste to the overall flavour profile.
M&D: not very well conditioned in the bottle, as the carbonation is next to none, although it doesn’t mean that the beer is outright flat as the medium body and the certain degree of depth work to salvage the weak palate. Meant to be a Porter, this bottle-conditioned version strikes me as way too simplistic and lacks that vital edge of sour fruitiness or staleness which normally complements the roasty and malty compartments. Maybe the cask version is truly good, hence so many trophies, but this bottle fails to show the least of the glamour.3
05-03-2011 23:01:41 | More by wl0307
3.73/5 rDev -0.8%
We tend to think of vanilla as white but vanilla pods (and the flavoured liquid extracted from them) are in fact a deep brown colour, much the same as this beer. Funnel Blower lets off an excess, not of steam, but of foam. The beer's surface is protected by a thick, sponge-like coating that even manages to stick to parts of the glass as well.
Unlike the brewery, I wouldn't call the vanilla sweetness "subtle". You can tell right from the first sniff that something's up. I concede, however, that when contrasted against smoky roast malts vanilla tends to take on a slightly different kind of tone; I don't think of sweet pastries when I smell this, rather flavoured coffee.
Funnel Blower is a beer that, to most people, would be considered delicious. In this regard, I am certainly like most people. While it doesn't have a tremendously rich character, the porter contrasts bitter and sweet in such a way that rolls coffee and dessert into one. Chocolate isn't much tasted, however. Mostly barley, maybe a bit of lactose.
Unlike other breweries, Box Steam didn't use their vanilla porter to go chasing after those with a sweet tooth. Instead, they've kept the beer very much grounded in, well, the beer world. It is bitter and showcases plenty of roasted barley and mineral water qualities that are not found in cakes or puddings. Guinness drinkers aren't alienated.
A very interesting start leads to a fairly conventional overall impression. Despite the vanilla accenting, Funnel Blower doesn't steer far from the pedigree of English brown porters. It is merely a medium-light beer with moderate biscuity and roast flavours. That doesn't make it a disappointment, mind you. In fact, it's certainly something I'd buy again.
10-11-2011 22:23:48 | More by biegaman
3.63/5 rDev -3.5%
Bottle from the LCBO, 500ml into a tulip. Best before August 2013.
Dark brown, almost black with some burgundy translucence around the edges when held to the light. Mocha head with moderate density, dense creamy retention (almost like a whipped topping) and a solid coating of lace. Nose has a whole lot of vanilla bean, lighter roast and a milky/cream character. Taste has some dark malts, light roast, a bit of roasty tartness and the vanilla, although present in flavour, doesn't sweeten this up all that much. Faint coffee flavour. Mild bitterness, body is creamy. An alright beer that does well on the nose but doesn't have the palate to match.
12-02-2012 21:19:16 | More by liamt07
3.58/5 rDev -4.8%
Appearance - The beer pours a black/brown colour with an average size fizzy dark beige coloured head. I can't see much carbonation due the darkness of the beer and there is some good lacing on the sides of the glass. The head lasted for 5 minutes before it was gone.
Smell - Chocolate, malts, smoke, roasted nuts
Taste & Mouth - The beer has a high amount of carbonation and it feels slightly watery. I can taste chocolate and malts mixed with some roasted nuts and a smokiness. However all of these flavours are very light. It finishes with a chocolate and malt aftertaste with a slight amount of lingering bitterness.
Overall – While the beer is very drinkable, it just doesn't have anything exciting going on. The scent was probably the best part, but unfortunately it doesn't taste as good as it smells. I'd pick something else up next time, especially considering the price.
10-11-2011 17:08:36 | More by spinrsx
3.1/5 rDev -17.6%
Pours the darkest brown hue with a one finger khaki head that doesn't even say hello before vanishing and a feint rim not much happening at this club from the outside but the smell of sweet vanilla bean,golden syrup,milk chocolate and toffee are slowly enticing me to wait the big line and just like thinking on entry maybe it wasn't worth it with this overcarbonated light body feel but the taste of dominant vanilla,cream,milky coffee and roasty milk chocolate bittersweetness make me think ill stay another hour and then I'm outta here and now I've seen inside I won't be coming back soon cheers.
08-30-2013 14:42:15 | More by ADZA
3.93/5 rDev +4.5%
A - Pours a dark ruby red, thumb of small bubbled mocha head, solid retention and some nice sticky lacing.
S - Nutty almond and chocolate notes, touch of vanilla and toffee.
T - A tad bitter, but the chocolate and coffee notes are tasty. The vanilla comes through, but rather subtle with a touch of smoke. Unique and certainly tasty.
M - Medium bodied ale that goes can come across a tad thin, but by no means offensive, down smooth and finishes with a touch of dryness.
O - Pretty tasty with some solid flavours and some unique characteristics. Worth a try indeed.
09-23-2011 01:45:18 | More by andrenaline
3.55/5 rDev -5.6%
Pours a reddish-brown colour with thick pale tan head. Some very mild lacing on the glass. Smells of some nice roast, coffee, vanilla and faint chocolate. Flavour has some roasty bitterness with some vanilla sweetness. Mouthfeel is a bit thin for a porter. Overall a nice beer.
09-24-2011 04:19:51 | More by kwjd
3.83/5 rDev +1.9%
Best Before July 2012
Beer is very dark brown, essentially black. Two finger widths or so of beige head. Lots of bubbles, even in the beer, sticking to the glass. Head is not very active, but the bubbles suggest a lot of carbonation. Little lacing, moderate retention.
Smell is roasted malt, toffee, vanilla, cocoa and some coffee. Nose is slightly bitter.
Taste is similar to the nose, but watered down by a very light body. Vanilla sticks out for me, along with the roasted malt and cocoa. A bit of a bitter aftertaste.
Body of the beer is too light. While I was not expecting a heavy imperial stout, this beer was lighter than expected and cut the flavour for me. Quite carbonated for the style.
Overall, pretty enjoyable. If the carbonation was toned down and the beer made a little thicker, I think it would be quite good indeed, as the flavour profile is nice.
09-20-2011 00:25:49 | More by jrenihan
3.88/5 rDev +3.2%
Deep brown colour, light ruby comes through in the light, one finger of tan head, spots of lace. Smell is of vanilla, coffee, roasted malt, chocolate, light sugary notes, milky presence as well. Taste follows the nose, chocolate, coffee, roasty, nice vanilla presence throughout especially in aftertaste, lightly bitter, bakers chocolate. Carbonation is a little prickly leaning towards harsh, light feel and a bit watery, light-med body. Pretty solid brew, drinks like an iced cappuccino, quite nice.
09-20-2011 19:13:41 | More by peensteen
3.53/5 rDev -6.1%
A - pitch black, solid tan head dissipated consistently and slowly to a thin covering
S - roasty malt and coffee aromas, some nuttiness and licorice
T - strong roastiness, some bitter sweet licorice, mild coffee with a slightly burnt finish
M - relatively light with a dry charred feel
O - strong dark flavours are generally pleasant, I typically like my porters with a little more booze, but this works well
10-14-2011 01:45:36 | More by joemcgrath27
3.9/5 rDev +3.7%
A bit of a surprise and actually a fairly interesting beer.
Looks decent. Dark walnut pour with a substantial head that settles to a heavy cap and gives good lace.
Lots of vanilla in the nose, malt and sweetness. Unexpected and fairly appetizing once you get past the surprise. A little thin-bodied to drink. Taste of vanilla, semi-sweet chocolate, coffee. Slight bitterness.
Like something you might round up at your local coffee place. A decent enough novelty beer.
12-20-2012 03:00:44 | More by TerryW
3.55/5 rDev -5.6%
Single bottle picked up from the LCBO. I've been off beer for a couple of weeks, so I figured a nice porter would suit me just fine.
Poured into a nonic. Dark chestnut brown, leaves a thin but stable head full of large bubbles and lacing residue.
Nose is dark coffee, nuts, caramel, toffee, bittering hops.
Decent porter flavor, would rate this higher as an English mild actually. Finishes with hop bitterness coupled with roasted coffee. A bit of sweetness up front. All the flavors are there.
The mouthfeel is disappointingly thin, and the carbonation is quite harsh. Silky and smooth, this beer is certainly not. Pity.
Turn down the heat on this brew and you'd have a serviceable porter. As it stands, the thin mouthfeel and strong carbonation made for a very burpy pint, and detracted from the beer's more positive attributes. Might try again just to see if I picked the wrong bottle the first time round.
09-17-2011 17:47:16 | More by JohnnyBarman
Funnel Blower from Box Steam Brewery
85 out of 100 based on 59 ratings.