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Dark & Handsome - Box Steam Brewery

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Dark & HandsomeDark & Handsome

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34 Reviews
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Reviews: 34
Hads: 67
Avg: 3.66
pDev: 16.94%
Wants: 3
Gots: 5 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Box Steam Brewery visit their website
United Kingdom (England)

Style | ABV
Old Ale |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: Sammy on 12-19-2010

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3.68/5  rDev +0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Bottle shared with a friend - not sure why it's taken me this long to try it, just never got round. Poured into a nonic glass.

Dark chestnut, but there is a certain lightness to it as well, which was my first cue that this was not a porter (I had no idea the style when I opened this up). Good head of foam, nice retention.

Nose is a mix of dry roasted malt, coffee, and fruit - apple and grape are what I detect, along side a puckery lemon and hop component.

Light bodied, good dryness to this, with a touch of fruit, light coffee. Somewhere in between a porter and an old ale, or perhaps a roasty brown ale. Enjoyable, easy to quaff.

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3.71/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Appearance: deep brown with a hint of red; looks notably clean; thick head with good retention

Aroma: dark cherry, dates; lightly of dark cacao; not terribly strong

Taste & Mouthfeel: a light smokiness and dry - has an effect almost like it is sucking the moisture from the mouth (that might sound more dramatic than the reality); some bitterness of heavily roasted coffee, not much sweetness at all; little of the aroma follows through, except the cacao; medium-light body, and clean feeling

Overall: the name seems a perfect analogy with the beer coming off as dark, clean, and cutting; not complex, but interesting mouthfeel

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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

Expirey date: August 16, 2011. This bottle purchased and drank within one week of arrival on shelves of LCBO. Pours medium brown colour, a little white head. Lots of lace left in the glass. The aroma is overall neutral,there is a little boozy despite low alcohol, some licorice, malt, and a sourness attributed to citrus. It had a bit above an average mouthfeel, was very drinkable, wth a dry finish. The brewers call this an old ale, it would be an excellent brown. It has a good malting, a little rich, with licorice taste, decent hopping. I would have it again. Anther beer, I would say more than 15% of 3.5 taste ratings, that I would rate a 3.75 if I could.

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look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

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3.29/5  rDev -10.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25

Purchased at the LCBO for just around $3.00 for a 500ml bottle. Served at 5deg C in a tulip

A- Opens well pours with no head. Dark.

S- Saving grace here. Chocolate and malt

T- Malt and chocolate.

M- Dry and tart

O- Pretty good but I still will not buy again

Food Pairing

This ok beer paired well with... Pizza


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3.13/5  rDev -14.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

A - this is a deep brown brew with a beige two finger head that disappeared quickly to a thin collar of bubbles. Some light patchy lacing.

S - earthy and nutty malt with faint grassy hops and wood

T - follows the nose and is rather muted, faint coffee and herbal qualities but nothing really stands out, rather disappointing.

M - light bodied with a watery quality, there is plenty of carbonation. Relatively smooth and drinkable this brew has a nice amount of bitterness in the lingering finish.

O - I was disappointed by this brew as I have enjoyed the other offerings I haved tried from this brewer. Quite simply a one dimensional brew with nothing standing out.

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3.85/5  rDev +5.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Bottle and label lend to a 'craft' brew appearance, with 'engineered by hand' scrawled across the front.
Plain black bottle cap.

Poured into a pint glass. Pours a dark dark ruby with an off-white thick three finger head.
lots of carbonation off the pour, gonna let this one sit a few minutes and warm up from the fridge.

alcohol and malt are picked up right away. fruitiness from hops gives a grapefruit aroma.
I'm tasting the bitterness from the resin aroma and like pavlov's dog...

really enjoying the balanced aroma between malt and hops, the aroma is fantastic.
hints of whiskey--this may be barrel aged, i am not sure.

tastes great, with lots of roastiness coming through. coffee, mocah, chocolate. These tastes are not really present in the aroma so it is a pleasant kick when it hits.

smooth mouthfeel with a little thinness on the end and slightly sharp carbonation.

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3.53/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Bottle: Poured a dark black color ale with a medium light brown foamy head with good retention and some light lacing. Aroma of light roasted malt with some dry bitter notes. Taste is a mix between some medium dry roasted malt notes with light fruity ester. Body is about average with good carbonation. Interesting though lacking complexity or some subtlety are maybe just too subtle for me.

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3.62/5  rDev -1.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

500 ml bottle with best before date of 16 Aug 11 from the LCBO.
Poured in to brandy snifter.

A - Medium brown colour with very little head.

S - A lot of chocolate on the nose. Some dark fruit and spiciness.

T - Much lighter chocolate than the nose seemed to indicate but the chocolate is still present. Sweet brown sugar, some dark fruit and light licorice notes. The finish has a tart lemon taste that lingers a little bit.

M - Medium body, moderately carbonated.

D - This one started out tasting very good and seeming unique and interesting but as I continued to drink it, the tart lemon aftertaste became a little overwhelming. An interesting beer and I am happy that I tried it, but this is not a beer that I would seek out again.

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3.92/5  rDev +7.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

500ml Bottle poured into a UK pint sleeve on 17 Aug 2013 during a 'random tasting evening' with myself (the wife is out and I've no friends).

First impressions count: lovely dark body, almost black, deep ruby hue when held up to a strong light source. On top a creamy, full head that stayed the distance.

Mild malty molasses in the nose, some wood and nut notes as the beer warmed in the glass.

Nice balance to the flavours: semi-burnt malts at first, then a sweeter malt feel, followed by a drying hop bitterness before the malts reappear to give a dark chocolate finish. Not as complex as I've said, but an interesting and flavoursome beer.

Good depth of body, almost creamy and rich, the hops just about preventing the beer becoming smooth: which suited my taste buds.

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3.32/5  rDev -9.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

500 ml bottle poured into a Duvel tulip.

A: Cola coloured with half a finger of off-white head that immediately disappears.

S: Smells of roasted malt, molasses, caramel.

T: The flavour is quite mild but there is some bitterness in the finish.

M: The mouthfeel seems thin and the carbonation is prickly.

D: This is a pretty harmless beer but not interesting enough to bother with again.

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4.25/5  rDev +16.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25

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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

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3.55/5  rDev -3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5

500ml Bottle

Appearance - The beer pours a clear brown colour with a small to average size frothy and fizzy beige coloured head. There is a low amount of carbonation showing and there is some average lacing. The head lasted for only a few minutes before it was gone.

Smell - malts, molasses, coffee, chocolate

Taste & Mouth - The beer actually has an average amount of carbonation and most of the taste consists of malts and molasses, and coffee/chocolate. The bottle says it has a licorice taste and I guess I kind of picked up on that as well. There was also a bit of a dark fruit taste. The beer finished with a malty molasses aftertaste.

Drink - Not a bad beer.. just not spectacular. It would probably make a fairly decent session brew. I'm happy I gave it a try but I don't think I'd seek it out again.

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3.5/5  rDev -4.4%

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3.67/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5

A more than gingerly pour yeilds about a finger's worth of soapy cream coloured head that sits on top of a cola brown body with intense mahogany highlights. Active streams of carbonation are visible, rising up the sides of the glass.

A rich and chewy nose gives of notes of sweet and sticky raisons, toffee, and dark chocolate. There's a nutty component to it as well that I liken to a brown ale. Hints of slightly tart blackberries also peak through.

An earthy nuttiness with a hazelnut sweetness is the first and most prominent thing I get in the taste. Tangy lemon peel and blackberries add an interesting and welcomed edge to this beer's straightforward base. A flash of raisons graces the back of the palate before being quickly subsumed by a roasty and dry character that is imparted from the nuttiness.

Medium bodied in the mouth with a level of carbonation that compliments the fruity/tangy aspect of the beer, oddly making this dark ale refreshing. Well balanced and easy to quaff with the only downfall coming from a bit more flavour being desired in the taste.

The simple,tamed, yet decently flavourful characteristics of this beer make for a good intro into this style or into darker beers in general. I prefer something that packs a bit more of a punch, but at 5% ABV it does well. This attests to the LCBO's willingness to bring in beers from incredibly small/not-well-known breweries and I respect that. Overall, a decent beer from a great winter line-up.

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4.06/5  rDev +10.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Old Ale?
Surely this is a mild.
Not only a mild but one of the best milds I have out of a bottle.

It pours a gorgeous looking drink, brown hues stop a pitch black body below a 4mm thick tight microscopic bubbled tan head.

Aroma is pretty good too, cocoa powder sawdust and treacle.

Big blackcurrant kiss on the mouth hints of chocolate
a little smokiness before a MILD hoppy bitter finish.

Just a nice drinkable mouthfeel easy drinking and very much like a mild
perfect just perfect carbonation.

This is an amazing beer
see it
buy it
enjoy it

P.S. Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild Dark Mild

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Dark & Handsome from Box Steam Brewery
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