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Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue) - Bières de Chimay S.A.

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Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue)Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue)

Educational use only; do not reuse.
BA SCORE
96
world-class

6,929 Ratings
THE BROS
90
outstanding

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Ratings: 6,929
Reviews: 2,216
rAvg: 4.3
pDev: 10.7%
Wants: 361
Gots: 1,183 | FT: 15
Brewed by:
Bières de Chimay S.A. visit their website
Belgium

Style | ABV
Belgian Strong Dark Ale |  9.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: BeerAdvocate on 10-22-2001

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look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

She was 65. I was 23. She had some tricks up her sleeve. I was a little naive. She smelled like an ashtray sprayed with glade air freshener. I had a thirst. She quenched it.
Michael and I would tie knots, and we got damn good at it. She would sit in the corner shaving bones, or filling dolls with pins. Strangers would throw down money, and she would toss the bones into the corner as a game progressed. People would celebrate, curse, dance, and cry. I saw a lot of gold teeth. They saw a lot of gold teets. Soon the knots became tighter and different girls were brought into the scene. The batteries were charged and the red light was on. I heard the blonde in the jumpsuit say, "Mr Hutchence, are you and your friend ready?" He nodded. I didn't. Or, maybe he didn't.
The old lady punched some pregnant girl in the stomach, like Fonzie punched jukeboxes, and a bottle of Chimay Grand Reserve fell out. I know it was Grand Reserve because I know my beers. It was blue. How many labels are blue? Exactly. The bottle was wiped clean, placed on the ground, and spun. Another game? When the spinning stopped, it pointed at me. That's not polite. The cork blasted from the bottle and hit me square in the forehead, leaving a mark like it was ash wednesday. A hint of plum and fig were in the air. I guess I was "it."
Lady 65 knelt down and washed her hands in the chimay fountain. The way she knelt, I could see everything. She faced me. The skirt laid loosely. It was aged down there. You know what I mean. She walked over to me, saddlebags shifting from left to right, and splashed my face with the dark brown goodness. A bit splashed into my mouth. A taste of dark fruits hit, with a little chocolate coming off the end. Maybe it was her sweat, maybe it wasn't. She laughed and started farting. A spirit emanated from her anus, and came at me aggressively. I blacked out....

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Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue) from Bières de Chimay S.A.
96 out of 100 based on 6,929 ratings.