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Clementine - Clown Shoes

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913 Ratings
very good

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Ratings: 913
Reviews: 258
rAvg: 3.67
pDev: 12.53%
Wants: 31
Gots: 104 | FT: 2
Brewed by:
Clown Shoes visit their website
Massachusetts, United States

Style | ABV
Witbier |  6.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: bceagles39 on 05-24-2010)
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3.56/5  rDev -3%

JasonL02, Sep 20, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev +2.2%

Patches826, Sep 20, 2014
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4/5  rDev +9%

Oskee, Sep 16, 2014
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3.92/5  rDev +6.8%

StrayteEDGE, Sep 16, 2014
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3/5  rDev -18.3%

Pours fizzy with a white, bubbly head. The aroma is full of malted wheat and heavy on the yeast, with a light sour orange smell. Rind and orange pith come through cleanly.

In the taste, more yeast esters, very Belgian tasting, with a note of citrus. Slight spice and unripe orange citrus notes make for a clementine like flavor, though it wouldn't have been quite as apparent without the name, given that most American made witbier contains orange peel and coriander. Still, this clocks in at 6% and is a pretty decent brew.

Medium bodied, slightly over carbonated brew. Finishes with dry coriander and citrus. This is a pretty drinkable beer that has a lot of yeast character that stands up to the citrus. Worth trying, and a must for wheat beer fans. I wonder what the Vitamin C content is in this brew.

Stinkypuss, Sep 15, 2014
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3.72/5  rDev +1.4%

Washuffizi98, Sep 15, 2014
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3.83/5  rDev +4.4%

Single bottle from a 4-pack poured into a tulip glass. A cloudy lemon yellow topped with a half-finger of large white bubbles, with some stratified lacing on one side of the glass. Smells wonderful, with some dry Belgian "burlap sack" funk out front, followed by bubble gum, lemon rind, fresh orange juice, coriander seed, and buttered bread. Palate is almost like a saison but with added orange, lemon, and tangerine in the middle and end phases of a sip ... Dry and somewhat tannic but very fruity. Flashes of watermelon (!) and golden raisins in there amongst the citrus and phenolic/estery yeast. Some banana going on. Light to moderate body with carbonation quite tame. Finish is dry, with some green resinous hops apparent, although the bright citrus flavor carries on through to the end. Nicely phenolic, with some clove becoming more assertive over time. Enjoyable even if the citrus is rather too dominant in the overall flavor profile.

CalgaryFMC, Sep 13, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev +2.2%

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3.75/5  rDev +2.2%

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3.36/5  rDev -8.4%

xICooRsYIx, Sep 10, 2014
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Longhorn08, Sep 09, 2014
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pop-n-lock, Sep 09, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev +2.2%

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3.5/5  rDev -4.6%

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2.92/5  rDev -20.4%

442Much, Sep 07, 2014
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3.5/5  rDev -4.6%

capuchinpilates, Sep 07, 2014
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3.76/5  rDev +2.5%

beersdmf17, Sep 04, 2014
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3.81/5  rDev +3.8%

12oz single bottle. 6% ABV for a witbier? These clowns sure like their boozy-booze, don't they?

This beer pours a slightly hazy, pale golden yellow hue, with two fingers of puffy, loosely foamy, and kind of bubbly eggshell white head, which leaves some random craggy lace around the glass as things evenly subside.

It smells of savoury, earthy spice (coriander and black 'n white pepper, mostly), peppy yeast, sweet wheat malt, a bit of generic citrus, and leafy, floral, and perfumed hops. The taste is pretty consistent with the aroma, if maybe a bit more blended - zesty coriander and mixed peppercorns, well honed grainy wheat, edgy and dry yeast, with a mildly threatening booze entwining itself into the late-arriving weedy, leafy hops.

The carbonation is more supportive than outright in its presentation, the body a decent medium weight, and smooth, but for a few yeast and hop (?) caveats. If finishes off-dry, the wheat starting to beat its head against the wall of spice, yeast, hop, and alcohol.

I'm kind of getting a typical brash Americian hegemony thing emanating from this one - do they get all the metrics correct? Sure. Is it drinkable? (You bet yer ass). Is it anywhere near as subtle and complex as the world-beaters for the style? Fuck no (I don't know how to express that with a Boston accent).

biboergosum, Sep 03, 2014
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3.25/5  rDev -11.4%

Bobby823, Sep 03, 2014
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3/5  rDev -18.3%

LutherBrau, Sep 01, 2014
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justinrphillips, Aug 31, 2014
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3.5/5  rDev -4.6%

deereless, Aug 31, 2014
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Grodd87, Aug 31, 2014
Clementine from Clown Shoes
83 out of 100 based on 913 ratings.