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Vampire Slayer - Clown Shoes

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1,143 Ratings
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Ratings: 1,143
Reviews: 270
rAvg: 4.11
pDev: 9.73%
Wants: 103
Gots: 266 | FT: 24
Brewed by:
Clown Shoes visit their website
Massachusetts, United States

Style | ABV
American Double / Imperial Stout |  10.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires, too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters, die!”

Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, ash, and vampire killing stakes.

(Beer added by: Gushue3 on 12-31-2011)
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t0rin0

California

3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

09-15-2012 22:58:53 | More by t0rin0
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UCLABrewN84

California

4.43/5  rDev +7.8%

Thanks to Jnorton00 for sending me this one!

Pours an opaque black with a 1 inch foamy dark khaki head that settles to a film on top of the beer. Thin foamy rings of lace line the glass on the drink down. Smell is of dark roasted malt, coffee beans, and some slight smoke aromas. There is also a cinnamon aroma that comes out as the beer warms. Taste is of dark roasted malt, smoked malt, and coffee bean flavors. The alcohol comes out more as the beer warms. There is a nice roasty bitterness on the palate with each sip. This beer has a slight crispness with a medium bodied mouthfeel. Overall, this is a very good stout that rises above its gimmicky description for a really tasty beer.

04-05-2012 02:08:55 | More by UCLABrewN84
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djrn2

New Jersey

4/5  rDev -2.7%

10-01-2012 23:09:45 | More by djrn2
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Thorpe429

Illinois

3.95/5  rDev -3.9%

Thanks to drabmuh for sharing this tittle. Served in a snifter.

Pours near black with a thin off white head and a touch of lacing. Thin lacing. The nose has a good bit of chocolate and some faint roast. The flavor is fairly similar with good chocolate and a bit of booze. Medium body with adequate carbonation and a slightly-boozy finish. Pretty good.

02-25-2012 19:22:59 | More by Thorpe429
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nmann08

District of Columbia

4/5  rDev -2.7%

01-30-2012 02:02:40 | More by nmann08
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metter98

New York

4.23/5  rDev +2.9%

A: The beer is jet black in color and poured with a quarter finger-high tan dense tan head that died down but left patches of bubbles on the surface and a thick ring around the edge of the glass.
S: There are light to moderate aromas of roasted malts and bittersweet chocolate in the nose.
T: Similar to the smell, the taste has complex flavors of coffee beans, dark chocolate, roasted malts and smoke. A light amount of bitterness is present.
M: It feels medium- to full-bodied on the palate and has a moderate amount of carbonation. There is some dryness in the finish.
O: The alcohol in this beer is remarkably well hidden, which makes it quite easy to drink compared to others in the style.

04-05-2012 03:59:23 | More by metter98
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acurtis

New Jersey

4/5  rDev -2.7%

10-01-2012 23:07:57 | More by acurtis
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kjkinsey

Texas

4.75/5  rDev +15.6%

01-13-2012 00:18:03 | More by kjkinsey
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zestar

California

4/5  rDev -2.7%

05-31-2014 07:57:47 | More by zestar
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Texasfan549

Texas

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

05-02-2012 08:14:16 | More by Texasfan549
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spycow

Illinois

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

01-12-2013 06:05:20 | More by spycow
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ChainGangGuy

Georgia

3.98/5  rDev -3.2%

22 ounce bottle - $7.99 at Total Wine & More in Kennesaw, Georgia. Bottled 2/2012.

Appearance: Pours out a rich-looking, ebony-hued body topped with a tan layer of foam. Thin, tenuous lacing as it goes.

Smell: A hearty, stout roastiness with some forward fruit notes housing jagged notes of licorice, cinnamon-spiced walnuts, alcohol, and a thoughtful, slow-pouring drizzle of smokey-scented molasses.

Taste: Roasty coffee, dark chocolate-tasting maltiness, blackstrap molasses, a little burnt grain, very low nuttiness, and scattered powdered anise. Moderately fruity giving flavors of black cherry and plum throughout. Smokey, woodsy character perks up midway. Spritz of booze, a tiny pinch of sea salt. Pushes the fruit and spice (and alcohol) ahead of the smooth finish.

Mouthfeel: Medium-plus body. Medium carbonation.

Overall: Paired well with a revisit of Super Castlevania IV for the SNES, one of the few games from my aging childhood gaming systems that doesn't require too much in the way of blowing out or Q-tip rubdowns.

04-09-2012 17:59:05 | More by ChainGangGuy
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GRG1313

California

4/5  rDev -2.7%

02-24-2013 19:49:45 | More by GRG1313
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kylehay2004

Florida

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

single finger thick tan head on a jet black body with no light getting through. Nice lacing. Aroma of dark fruit, vanilla, some roasted malts, smoke and licorice. Flavor follows with a fairly sweet flavor with mostly chocolate, vanilla, roasted malts, oak, and brown sugar. Thick full body and lightly carbonated. Very good and complete/complex imperial stout. Its a tough genre to be memorable in but this one is solid.

10-12-2013 03:43:03 | More by kylehay2004
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Knapp85

Pennsylvania

3.95/5  rDev -3.9%

This beer poured out as a deep black color. It had a thin brown colored head on top. The smell of the beer gave off some nice roasted malt aromas along with some interesting chocolate and coffee note. The taste was roasted with a light sweetness up front along with some bitter coffee notes finishing it off. The mouthfeel had a good amount of body to it, there were some light bubbles in there to break up the oily texture just a bit. Overall it's a good beer and I would enjoy having it again some day.

03-24-2012 02:33:09 | More by Knapp85
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oberon

North Carolina

4.4/5  rDev +7.1%

Poured jet black into an imperial nonic thick one finger deep beige crown atop that left multple ringes of lace as it settled into a frothy mass.Chocolate,roast,smoke,and fruity esters in the nose,it's very nice if it packed alittle more puch it would be off the charts.Full chewey feel to the beer really enhances the flavor nuances.Lightly smoked and earthy rawness mixed with bitter chocolate and mild fruit on the palate provide for a well rounded brew.A great beer in my mind,the best Clown Shoes beer I have had,a tad above Hoppy Feet 1.5.As I drink more some alcohol induced and molasses-like sweetness comes into play more.

03-19-2012 21:45:39 | More by oberon
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TMoney2591

Illinois

4.15/5  rDev +1%

Served in a Dogfish Head snifter.

Watching some 40oz Crew vids on YouTube and rockin' a new smoked stout. Good times. This stuff pours a straight onyx topped by over a finger of dark tan foam. ...Maybe it's light sienna... Anyway, the nose comprises heavy chocolate syrup with a twinge of smokey peppers in the distance. Simple, but damn enjoyable! The taste holds notes of dark chocolate/cocoa, mild mesquite smoke, roasted malts, light char, and a nice vein of molasses. Nice. The body is a strong medium/light hefty, with a light moderate carbonation and a lightly syrupy/lightly chewy feel. Overall, a very nice stout, one whose smokey components are subdued without being fully subservient (humble, perhaps, is a better word) and the whole thing coming together tastily. Good times, indeed.

01-19-2012 03:33:07 | More by TMoney2591
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westcoastbeerlvr

California

3.25/5  rDev -20.9%

04-27-2013 04:17:36 | More by westcoastbeerlvr
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zeff80

Missouri

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

01-07-2014 03:46:23 | More by zeff80
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JAHMUR

Connecticut

3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

07-12-2012 19:20:14 | More by JAHMUR
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SocalKicks

California

4/5  rDev -2.7%

09-06-2013 05:58:16 | More by SocalKicks
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nickfl

Florida

4.15/5  rDev +1%

Black body, dark tan head. Aromas of vanilla, chocolate, coffee, and whiskey. Thick malt up front with dark milk chocolate and lots of coffee. Medium thick body, average cqrbonaatin, and a fairly sweet finish. Nicely done, very rich aroma and a flavor profile to match.

10-12-2013 03:42:17 | More by nickfl
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WVbeergeek

West Virginia

4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

01-05-2014 17:39:28 | More by WVbeergeek
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MasterSki

Ontario (Canada)

4.15/5  rDev +1%

Picked this up at Binny's after hearing good things. Served in a plastic cup at West Lakeview Liquors. Bottled December 2011.

A - A finger of tan foam settles to a thin cap, leaving behind some splotches of lace. Dark brown body with some chestnut transparency to it.

S - Dark chocolate, light smoke, caramel, nuts, roasted grains. Delicious, with well-hidden alcohol.

T - Nice semisweet chocolate, light smoke in the finish, caramel, mild bitter nuttiness, char, and perhaps a hint of astringency. In any case, I liked this more the Blaecorn Unidragon.

M - Chewy, medium body, lower carbonation, well-hidden alcohol. Soft, smooth, and sticky in the finish.

D - This is quite good - definitely the best Clown Shoes beer I've had. I'd buy this one again and hope they continue to produce it regularly.

02-04-2012 19:44:59 | More by MasterSki
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Kegatron

Pennsylvania

4/5  rDev -2.7%

11-02-2013 03:22:01 | More by Kegatron
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Vampire Slayer from Clown Shoes
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