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Vampire Slayer - Clown Shoes

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Ratings: 1,178
Reviews: 272
rAvg: 4.11
pDev: 9.73%
Wants: 109
Gots: 275 | FT: 26
Brewed by:
Clown Shoes visit their website
Massachusetts, United States

Style | ABV
American Double / Imperial Stout |  10.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires, too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters, die!”

Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, ash, and vampire killing stakes.

(Beer added by: Gushue3 on 12-31-2011)
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Photo of Casey3236
4.33/5  rDev +5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Bottled dated 12/27/12

A: pours black with 1 finger off white head which settles quickly leaving nice lacing.

S: some chocolate, malty, smells like a lot of barrel-aged stouts I've had, although it's not BA.

T: wow, tastes like a barrel aged stout! Lots of malt anf chocolate, but some oak and brown liquor as well. Very nice.

M: a little thin for such a big tasting stout, but it didn't detract from the overall experience for me.

O: So glad I bought 3 of these. This was nice with 7 months on it, hopefully it will continue to improve.

Casey3236, Aug 08, 2013
Photo of meltroha
4/5  rDev -2.7%

meltroha, Aug 08, 2013
Photo of smartassboiler
4/5  rDev -2.7%

smartassboiler, Aug 07, 2013
Photo of fishmich
3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

fishmich, Aug 07, 2013
Photo of rojapa
4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

rojapa, Aug 06, 2013
Photo of Adamah_Adonai
4/5  rDev -2.7%

Adamah_Adonai, Aug 05, 2013
Photo of tolambo
4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

tolambo, Aug 01, 2013
Photo of Amerikon
4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

Amerikon, Jul 31, 2013
Photo of Kerrie
4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

Kerrie, Jul 29, 2013
Photo of OgreSanchez
4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

OgreSanchez, Jul 28, 2013
Photo of CommanderOfAwesome
2.75/5  rDev -33.1%

CommanderOfAwesome, Jul 25, 2013
Photo of Insubordinator
3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

Insubordinator, Jul 25, 2013
Photo of superspak
4/5  rDev -2.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Got in a trade with Cyde. 22 ounce bottle into snifter, bottled 12/2011. Pours pitch black color with a 1 finger dense tan head with good retention, that reduces to a thin cap that lingers. Spotty soapy lacing clings on the glass. Aromas of big dark chocolate, cocoa, roasted malt, light char, toast, toffee, wood, smoke, coffee, vanilla, and roasted earthiness. Very nice aromas with good balance and complexity of dark and roasted malt notes with moderate smoke presence; and good strength. Taste of big dark chocolate, cocoa, roasted malt, toast, toffee, light char, wood, smoke, coffee, vanilla, and roasted earthiness. Lingering notes of chocolate, cocoa, roasted malt, toast, toffee, light char, smoke, coffee, vanilla, and roasted earthiness on the finish for a good bit. Very nice balance and complexity of dark/roasted malt flavors; with moderate smoke balance and zero cloying flavors on the finish. Medium carbonation and medium-full bodied; with a slick, creamy, and lightly chalky mouthfeel that is nice. Alcohol is very well hidden with only a slight warming noticed after the finish. Overall this is a damn nice smoked imperial stout. All around nice balance, complexity, and robustness of flavors; and very smooth to sip on for the gravity. A very enjoyable offering.

superspak, Jul 25, 2013
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4/5  rDev -2.7%

ari32, Jul 24, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev -20.9%

MrDave, Jul 23, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

sonofliberty2, Jul 23, 2013
4/5  rDev -2.7%

WOLFGANG, Jul 22, 2013
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4/5  rDev -2.7%

Nobcefus, Jul 22, 2013
Photo of DanGeo
4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

DanGeo, Jul 21, 2013
Photo of richj1970
4.09/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Poured from 22 oz bomber into goblet.

A: Pours pitch black with one finger head and nice lacing.

S: Milk chocolate with slight coffee undertones. Some roasted malts in the background.

T: Creamy chocolates mixed with some slight coffee flavors.

M: Very full bodied. Creamy and very carbonated. Coats the tongue nicely.

O: Nice stout. A bit creamy and milky for my taste, but nicely done...

richj1970, Jul 21, 2013
Photo of kaelahann
4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

kaelahann, Jul 20, 2013
Photo of Rick778
4/5  rDev -2.7%

Rick778, Jul 19, 2013
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4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

Sparty55, Jul 18, 2013
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4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

syndelee, Jul 17, 2013
Photo of imfrommichigan
3.75/5  rDev -8.8%

imfrommichigan, Jul 15, 2013
Vampire Slayer from Clown Shoes
92 out of 100 based on 1,178 ratings.