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Undead Party Crasher - Clown Shoes

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Ratings: 1,703
Reviews: 329
rAvg: 4.14
pDev: 9.18%
Wants: 121
Gots: 341 | FT: 31
Brewed by:
Clown Shoes visit their website
Massachusetts, United States

Style | ABV
American Double / Imperial Stout |  10.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: Gushue3 on 12-31-2011

Formerly: Vampire Slayer
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4.01/5  rDev -3.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Vampires can only live in darkness; Vampire Slayer, correspondingly, doesn't allow even a sliver of light to pass through it. A creature of the night in its own right, this stout is too dark to cast a reflection. It's also too weak to sustain a head. Essentially it looks like a shadow of a beer.

Beer that can be smelled immediately upon opening - even before being poured, and then from several feet away once it's actually in the glass - is either because something's gone horribly wrong or the brewery's done something wonderfully right. In this case it's definitely the latter.

The aroma has rich, dark notes of espresso and fudge and faint port-like esters. These flavours are repeated on the palate; it tastes like dark chocolate-covered coffee beans. The use of hickory smoked malt lends a subtle hint of barbecue. The aftertaste coats the mouth like tar.

The beer surprisingly maintains its composure even as it reaches room temperature. Alcohol is a non-issue (at least for the palate, verdict is still out on what this 10% bomber will do to my head). It drinks like a bittersweet combination of Kahlua and Fudgee-o cookies; it'll likely pair favorably with dessert or could just as well sub-in as one.

I don't know that Vampire Slayer was actually brewed with holy water or malts smoked over stakes that were used to kill vampires, but whatever Clown Shoes did, it worked. The world may not need more vampires but it can never have too many roasty, chocolatey, high-gravity stouts so far as I'm concerned. This anniversary ale should have been made eternal.

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4.25/5  rDev +2.7%

Photo of DrDemento456
4.29/5  rDev +3.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

A - Wow haven't had such a thick stout in some time! Pitch black for real no escapable light and so thick I only got a 1/4 inch of deep mocha head from a moderate pour.
S - Has a good balance of roast to dry cocoa smells. Black strap licorice, some chocolate notes, and maybe some brown sugar. Great smell.
T - An intense mixture of roast and hops right off the bat. No so overly bitter like say fresh Old Rasputin but still pretty piney. The roast has a sort of chalky hit in the finish like a smooth porter and its far from sweet just somewhere in the middle. Really good.
M - Not as thick as I expected drinks with a medium to heavy body. Easy to sip or take big swigs of.

Overall these guys really do make a good imperial that makes me wonder how much better the Bourbon aged version of this would be. On the other hand it's kind of an expensive so its defiantly not an everyday beer. I love imperial stouts and this ones a winner.

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4.02/5  rDev -2.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Pours black with a small foamy head that quickly fades to a ring. Aromas are burnt wood, citrus hops, brown sugar, dark roast malt, light smoke, and dark fruit. Taste has a very nice brown sugar sweetness up front with a strong bitter, hoppy finish. Burnt wood, roasted coffee, and dark fruit show up strong as well. Medium body, nice mouthfeel.

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3.85/5  rDev -7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Bottled 26th April 2013, consumed 6 months -1 day later, 25th October 2013

A - Treacle-black, carrying a (too) thin but resilient head with a mound-covered and pockmarked surface.

S - Classic stout scents billow into the nostrils. Smiling with anticipation.

T - Not as much flavour a I'd hoped for. Generally expecting a 'bigger' beer; whether that be chocolate, coffee, roasted malts, hoppy finish, charcoal, whatever. Also had a pronounced vinous (red wine) finish. Weird. Despite this it's still highly drinkable at 10% (+.25) which I always appreciate.

M - A bit fluffy, by which I mean that as it first rolls into your mouth you expect a wholesome and filling experience but when you get your mouth around it just sort of disappears, a bit like candy floss.

O - Slightly disappointing and definitely not worth $10 (this is Maui though, so everything's pretty pricey). Maybe it wasn't stored appropriately for the 6 months before it met me. Who knows. Good not great, but I'd still be interested to try it fresh, if only for comparisons sake.

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4/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

I've really enjoyed this one, though not perfect, it has a lot going for it. Pitch black color, dark tan head, lots of nice lacing throughout. There's not much in the smell - liquorice, some chocolate, alcohol, currants; just OK, not one thing jumping out. I'll say that the feel is just about perfect for me and an imperial stout: creamy, not too much carbonation, no syrupy stickiness, just heavy enough. There's a bit too much booze in the flavor for me, right up front, and sugar. But more liquorice, anise, some charcoal and smoke, dark chocolate, some sour maltiness.

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4.2/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25

Found this tasty brew on tap at 7 Monks in Traverse City.

Appearance: Very dark brown, nearly black pour. Thin amber head with minimal lacing.

Smell: Smoky woodsy charred smell.

Taste: Alcohol comes through right away but not overpowering. Followed by hops, chocolate, and coffee. Like most beers in this category, it gets tastier as it warms.

Mouhfeel: A bit thin, but not a significant amount.

Overall: I loved this beer. I would have had another but the bar had 46 different beers on tap, plus I promised my wife a color tour. I'll have to look for this baby in the bottle at the local brew store.

I just managed to pick up a 22 oz bottle from the local distributor. It's just as delicious out of the bottle. I also just heard that some Tool Bags out of California think they should litigate to to preserve the vampire name. F them...

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Undead Party Crasher from Clown Shoes
92 out of 100 based on 1,703 ratings.