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Vampire Slayer - Clown Shoes

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1,118 Ratings
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Ratings: 1,118
Reviews: 269
rAvg: 4.11
pDev: 9.73%
Wants: 95
Gots: 252 | FT: 24
Brewed by:
Clown Shoes visit their website
Massachusetts, United States

Style | ABV
American Double / Imperial Stout |  10.00% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires, too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters, die!”

Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, ash, and vampire killing stakes.

(Beer added by: Gushue3 on 12-31-2011)
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bigdavid77433

Texas

4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

04-14-2012 16:07:22 | More by bigdavid77433
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coldriver

Texas

4.23/5  rDev +2.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

22 oz bomber pours an opaque black with tan head and great lacing. Initial aroma note is alcohol, with smokey malt, cocoa, and coconut. Taste is roasted malt, dark chocolate, dark fruit, slight licorice. Mouth feel has a kick while at the same time smooth with nice aftertaste which leaves you wanting more. Overall a very solid Imperial Stout, complex, smooth, and highly drinkable.

Serving type: bottle

04-14-2012 00:27:40 | More by coldriver
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metalgdog

New York

4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

04-13-2012 23:59:22 | More by metalgdog
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whatname

Pennsylvania

4.75/5  rDev +15.6%

04-13-2012 12:53:41 | More by whatname
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andrewinski1

New Hampshire

3.95/5  rDev -3.9%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Poured into a tulip. There is a huge one inch head; the beer is thick and black.

The aroma has a nice hoppiness to it in addition to the malt aroma that hints at coffee.

The taste is full of mocha with a subtle hop finish that is drier. This is nicely balanced. Halfway through my glass I taste a little more of the burnt character.

The mouthfeel is creamy and full.

Another really good thick stout from Clown Shoes. Yum.

Serving type: bottle

04-13-2012 03:19:01 | More by andrewinski1
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coreyfmcdonald

Georgia

4.08/5  rDev -0.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

22oz bottle into a snifter

A: Pours pitch black with a finger and a half of dense light brown head that slowly recedes to a nice film atop the beer.

S: Strong roasted malt aromas dominate the beer with dark chocolate not too far behind. There is also a light smokiness and a bit of toffee and nuttiness.

T: Roasted and burnt malts dominate the flavor of this beer. I get some hop and dark chocolate bitterness in the beer along with a fudgy sweetness to balance. Certainly on the bitter side of stouts, but pretty well balanced between dry and sweet. I get a faint nuttiness and caramel sweetness in the background. Alcohol is well hidden.

M: Quite thick with creamy carbonation.

O: Overall a very nice Imperial Stout. Great roasted malt flavor balanced by a nice sweetness. A bit on the bitter side, but not over the top bitter. Nothing really wows me about the beer, but it's quite nice overall.

Serving type: bottle

04-13-2012 01:11:31 | More by coreyfmcdonald
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larryi86

Delaware

4.28/5  rDev +4.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Thanks you CasanovaCummins for this
22 oz bomber poured into a snifter

A- Black with a two finger tan head.

S- Smokey, roasted malts, coffee, some dark chocolate.

T- Roasted malts, coffee, smoked wood, chocolate.

M- Smooth, creamy, medium to full body.

O- This is my first beer from Clown Shoes and it is a good one. There is a good amount of smokiness, and it is not overwhelming.

Serving type: bottle

04-12-2012 01:44:01 | More by larryi86
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avalon07

South Carolina

4.35/5  rDev +5.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

A: Poured from a bottle to a pint glass. Had a coal black color and an impenetrable texture. There as an inch and a half of foamy, tan-colored, fairly long-lasting head. Excellent lacing.

S: An interesting aroma of malt, coffee, and a burnt element.

T: Tasted of malt, coffee, a hint of chocolate, some dark fruit, and the aforementioned burnt quality. This last element works surprisingly well. A big, powerful, complex flavor.

M: A good amount of carbonation with a somewhat slick finish. Full-bodied.

O: This beer is definitely drinkable. It's a potent, enjoyable brew.

Serving type: bottle

04-11-2012 12:14:44 | More by avalon07
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corzocl

Florida

4.75/5  rDev +15.6%

04-11-2012 00:26:41 | More by corzocl
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Greywulfken

New York

4.23/5  rDev +2.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

A: whaddya think? pitch black, thick head, foam persists, laces the glass

S: cocoa, licorice, roasted malt

T: what you smell, but there's also a vague nuttiness; boozier than their Blaecorn Unidragon (their RIS)

M: sharp, probably related to the boozy taste, not as mellow as their RIS - a little more bold, not as smooth; more acidic, too; fairly light-bodied (for an imperial stout that is) and carbonated

O: I loved it, but I might be slightly partial to their RIS, Blaecorn Unidragon, even though it has a sillier name (but from Clown Shoes brewing, what should I expect?). I feel like this is exactly how an American imperial stout should copare to a Russian Imperial stout: sweeter, harsher, and boozier.
Until this month, never even heard of these guys, but they sure know their business when it comes to imperial stouts - Russian and American.

Serving type: bottle

04-09-2012 21:41:55 | More by Greywulfken
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ChainGangGuy

Georgia

3.98/5  rDev -3.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

22 ounce bottle - $7.99 at Total Wine & More in Kennesaw, Georgia. Bottled 2/2012.

Appearance: Pours out a rich-looking, ebony-hued body topped with a tan layer of foam. Thin, tenuous lacing as it goes.

Smell: A hearty, stout roastiness with some forward fruit notes housing jagged notes of licorice, cinnamon-spiced walnuts, alcohol, and a thoughtful, slow-pouring drizzle of smokey-scented molasses.

Taste: Roasty coffee, dark chocolate-tasting maltiness, blackstrap molasses, a little burnt grain, very low nuttiness, and scattered powdered anise. Moderately fruity giving flavors of black cherry and plum throughout. Smokey, woodsy character perks up midway. Spritz of booze, a tiny pinch of sea salt. Pushes the fruit and spice (and alcohol) ahead of the smooth finish.

Mouthfeel: Medium-plus body. Medium carbonation.

Overall: Paired well with a revisit of Super Castlevania IV for the SNES, one of the few games from my aging childhood gaming systems that doesn't require too much in the way of blowing out or Q-tip rubdowns.

Serving type: bottle

04-09-2012 17:59:05 | More by ChainGangGuy
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cactusmike

Mississippi

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

04-09-2012 16:20:29 | More by cactusmike
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dbrauneis

North Carolina

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Bottled 2/2012

A: Pours an opaque jet black in color with some dark brown hints when held up to the light. The beer has a figer tall dark mocha head which reduces to a thin layer covering the entire surface of the beer, a thicker patch, and a thicker ring at the edges of the glass. Significant lacing is observed.

S: Lots of dark roasted malts in the aroma of this beer, this is the dominant smell. Additionally I get some dark chocolate and a very light note of smoke.

T: There is a nice complexity to the flavor of this beer that includes a body of dark roasted malts. In additional there are some pretty significant notes of coffee and dark bittersweet chocolate with some smokey hints as well. There is a light lingering bitterness in the finish of this beer.

M: Medium to full bodied with moderate amounts of carbonation. Some dryness in the finish.

O: Very little presence of alcohol in this beer - not really detectable in the smell, taste, or mouthfeel - which is surprising considering the high ABV. The beer has a very nice flavor and aroma with a significant amount of complexity. I really enjoyed sipping on this beer and would gladly have it again in the future.

Serving type: bottle

04-09-2012 00:20:20 | More by dbrauneis
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Wasatch

Utah

4.48/5  rDev +9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Thanks goes out to Hojaminbag for this brew.

22oz. Bomber
Bottled: 2/2012

Poured into a chalice a very nice black color, nice carbonation, with a nice little fizzy/creamy light tan head, with some sticky lacing left behind. The nose is very nice, malty, with some very nice chocolate/toffee notes, nice vanilla scent, roasty, nutty. The taste is exceptional, malty, very nice vanilla note, chocolaty, toffy, with some coffee notes. Medium body, kinda chewy, ABV hidden very well. Love these Clown Shoes brews, thanks Ben.

Serving type: bottle

04-08-2012 18:39:07 | More by Wasatch
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mayorwalda

New York

4.75/5  rDev +15.6%

04-08-2012 08:47:28 | More by mayorwalda
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One2Remeber

Florida

4.28/5  rDev +4.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

Snifter

A: Pitch black. Thick, bubbly mocha colored head.

S: Rich chocolate malts, hint of roasted, toasted bready grain. Herbal hops.

T/M: Aroma carries over to taste with a hint of hops on the back end before turning to a carbonation lingering feel. Thick, syrup viscous mouth feel with a refreshing hop profile and milk chocolate tastes make for a smooth slide down the pallet.

O: Tastes like a chocolate milk shake. Not sweet or heavy. Very rich in flavor sitting right between complex and simple. Perfect beer for dessert after a hearty meal.

Serving type: bottle

04-08-2012 01:54:39 | More by One2Remeber
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jhb138

Massachusetts

4.25/5  rDev +3.4%

04-08-2012 00:06:33 | More by jhb138
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jpd7374

Pennsylvania

4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

04-07-2012 01:21:18 | More by jpd7374
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kirkse

Florida

4.75/5  rDev +15.6%

04-07-2012 00:10:01 | More by kirkse
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metter98

New York

4.23/5  rDev +2.9%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

A: The beer is jet black in color and poured with a quarter finger-high tan dense tan head that died down but left patches of bubbles on the surface and a thick ring around the edge of the glass.
S: There are light to moderate aromas of roasted malts and bittersweet chocolate in the nose.
T: Similar to the smell, the taste has complex flavors of coffee beans, dark chocolate, roasted malts and smoke. A light amount of bitterness is present.
M: It feels medium- to full-bodied on the palate and has a moderate amount of carbonation. There is some dryness in the finish.
O: The alcohol in this beer is remarkably well hidden, which makes it quite easy to drink compared to others in the style.

Serving type: bottle

04-05-2012 03:59:23 | More by metter98
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UCLABrewN84

California

4.43/5  rDev +7.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5

Thanks to Jnorton00 for sending me this one!

Pours an opaque black with a 1 inch foamy dark khaki head that settles to a film on top of the beer. Thin foamy rings of lace line the glass on the drink down. Smell is of dark roasted malt, coffee beans, and some slight smoke aromas. There is also a cinnamon aroma that comes out as the beer warms. Taste is of dark roasted malt, smoked malt, and coffee bean flavors. The alcohol comes out more as the beer warms. There is a nice roasty bitterness on the palate with each sip. This beer has a slight crispness with a medium bodied mouthfeel. Overall, this is a very good stout that rises above its gimmicky description for a really tasty beer.

Serving type: bottle

04-05-2012 02:08:55 | More by UCLABrewN84
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thydarkprevails

Illinois

3.88/5  rDev -5.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

22 oz bomber in a duvel tulip. Pours black with a 2 inch beige head that slowly recedes to a finger with great sticky lacing. Aroma is roasted barley, dark coffee, smoke, and there's a sweetness to it. Taste is tons of toasted barley. Semisweet chocolate, coffee, smoke, and sweet cream is there too. Mouthfeel is kinda chewy and alcohol is well hidden. Will buy this again for sure.

Serving type: bottle

04-04-2012 11:24:12 | More by thydarkprevails
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aflyershckyfan

Pennsylvania

4/5  rDev -2.7%

04-04-2012 01:45:05 | More by aflyershckyfan
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dieselguy52

Pennsylvania

4/5  rDev -2.7%

04-03-2012 00:29:56 | More by dieselguy52
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audrew

Wisconsin

4.5/5  rDev +9.5%

03-30-2012 23:03:43 | More by audrew
Vampire Slayer from Clown Shoes
92 out of 100 based on 1,118 ratings.