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No, You're A Dort! - La Cumbre Brewing Co.

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No, You're A Dort!
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Reviews: 2
Hads: 6
Avg: 4.14
pDev: 8.45%
Wants: 0
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
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La Cumbre Brewing Co.
New Mexico, United States | website

Style | ABV
Dortmunder / Export Lager | 5.60% ABV

Availability: Rotating

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Beer added by: elNopalero on 07-17-2012

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Reviews: 2 | Hads: 6
Photo of ONovoMexicano
4.24/5  rDev +2.4%
look: 5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Served in a pint glass.

Three fingers of pale white head, fluffy and thick. Persists like the best of them. The body is golden, perfectly clear and shows constant carbonation. How a great German or German-style beer should be. 5

Sweet and floral nose. Minerally and a touch of malts. Reminds me of Germany. 4

Floral flavors with a grape-like flavor like a syrah or something in the wine world. Sweet malts suggest bread, molasses and finishes minerally. Clean flavors overall. Honey lingers on the finish. 4.25

An even mix of creamy malt and hop bitterness, medium carbonation, and a somewhat malty finish. It feels clean and smooth. Light too. 4.25

Excellent rendition. Hopheads will score this a two but this beer is superb.

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Photo of elNopalero
4.2/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

I love the name of this!

It pours an orange tinged golden color with no foam topping it. A lightly hopped aroma gives way to a bitterness on the palate. Light, fizzy, sessionable with lots of character and just enough hoppy bitterness to keep it interesting. No, You’re A Dort! has a lot more character than what I expected, given my (admittedly limited and mediocre) exposure to the style. Great grassy hop profile makes this one memorable.

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No, You're A Dort! from La Cumbre Brewing Co.
- out of 100 based on 2 ratings.