The Riverside Market Cafe
Taps: - / Bottles: 500
Cask: N / Beer-to-Go: Y
Ratings: 13 | Reviews: 11 | Show All Ratings:
Reviews by zeff80:
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2.19/5 rDev -44.4%
vibe: 1 | quality: 1 | service: 1.75 | selection: 5 | food: 1 | $$$
Absolute nightmare experience. Unless you like food poisoning and racial slurs!
I had the fish tacos and thought that they tasted a bit off. Well I should have listened to my taste buds because they made me very sick. Some more BIG red flags were the fruit flies
(yes plural) that we both found in our draft beers and the dried food stuck to our table. We like hole in the wall joints (and that is what this place is) and our server was nice so we gave it the benefit of the doubt.
But just to top off our experience we over heard the owner or who we thought was the owner (big fat loud mouth) using derogatory insults and making jokes about a former black employee. Well that was enough and this black man payed his over priced bill and walked out of this dump and will not return.
So again if you like dirty, disgusting places that serve bad food, and racist loud mouths then you will love this place. I saw another review from an usatisfied customer and they said it looks like a dirty TGI Fridays and a dirty 7-11 combined. LOL thats about it.
03-25-2013 22:01:12 | More by Swadd
3.83/5 rDev -2.8%
vibe: 3.5 | quality: 4.5 | service: 2.5 | selection: 4.5 | $$$
Riverside Market is an out-of-the-way market that has an extensive selection of craft beer, but it's also like a cafe where you can get food. If you don't live in this neighborhood or know it well, you will need navigation or Google Maps to find this place. Cool neighborhood, though. The swinging bridge around the corner is something you don't see very often. Once there, right to the left they have a huge selection of bottles in coolers. The employees are nice and kind of let people grab what they want and pay when ready (honor system). Some people may consider this a negative, but I don't. I actually have not tried the food but have been tempted to. At night it kind of turns into a bar where you can grab singles out of the cooler and hang out with friends. During the day it's a lunch spot. The prices are not as good as total wine (figure $2 more per six pack) but as I mentioned, they do have a great selection and you might find something here that they don't have at Total Wine. For example, Total Wine didn't have Lagunitas Sucks the last two times I went. I went to Riverside Market and they had it for $12/six-pack and they would only let me buy one. $2 more than Total Wine charges but they had it when nobody else did. Riverside Market is a nice little market worth checking out for craft beer.
01-21-2013 18:11:53 | More by jcb7472
2.44/5 rDev -38.1%
vibe: 2.75 | quality: 2 | service: 1.5 | selection: 4.25 | food: 1.25 | $$$
I was pretty disappointed with this place, I guess mainly based on the higher reviews. But you never know until you experience something for yourself, so I suppose it was just another learning experience.
The place really was off the beaten path, and you'd never know by looking at it from the outside that it was a craft beer venue. Looks like just some random mini mart randomly placed in a small suburban neighborhood. Inside, it's pretty basic, they're not going out to impress anyone with decor, just some scattered breweriana here and there. There's no bar to sit at, but there are a few tables, a few couches, and a few outdoor tables as well. I can see the atmosphere being good for a casual get together, but I really wasn't digging it. Walking in, directly to your right is the tap station, with a good selection of mostly local brew on. To your left is a large, large fridge section. Further ahead and to the right is an extensive collection of out-of-the-fridge bottles. This place definitely had an impressive selection. Unfortunately, that's about all it had.
The service here was extremely awkward. It was a "help yourself" kind of place, which was pretty uncomfortable. There were two employees in sight: one guy bumbling around, who was more of a "hired hand" than a knowledgeable beer server, and a woman back in the kitchen area. Neither greeted us or asked us for our order, so we bounced back and forth ordering beer and food. If you're buying bottles, the policy is apparently: drink now, tally up and pay later. Fair enough, but since there are no prices on anything, you don't know exactly what kind of hole you're digging yourself into.
We did get food here, and it was pretty bad. There weren't very many choices on the menu, and for the price we paid, it was a total rip-off. I got a pastrami sandwich that was like a leftover from an elementary school cafeteria, and the absolute worst fries I've ever had in my life--nasty, floppy, grease sticks that may have been potatoes at some point, but I couldn't tell for sure. Seriously, they should be ashamed of themselves for actually calling those woeful things food and charging money for them. By the end, with the two lone employees nowhere in sight for us to settle our check, I was very tempted to skip it and walk out. But ethics/karma got the best of me, and I waited it out. Zero percent tip was given.
This place gets an emphatic two thumbs down from me. The bottle selection was the one redeeming quality, but with the prices being an unknown factor, I probably wouldn't risk shopping here. Will not be going back ever.
01-21-2013 09:16:27 | More by Rifugium
4.8/5 rDev +21.8%
vibe: 5 | quality: 5 | service: 5 | selection: 5 | food: 3 | $$$$
I got a gift certificate to this place for Christmas and was excited to check it out, as I am not from around here and love having access to tons of beers that don't get distributed where I live. The atmosphere was very laid back; the selection was great (I found many beers there that I had not seen at any of the other locations I stopped in around town); and, most notably, the fellow who chatted with me and helped me out (I think he may have been the owner) was incredibly friendly and helpful. He struck me as the best sort of BA (stoked about beer and giving advice without being snobby in the slightest). I prodded him extensively with questions and asked for his advice as I hemmed and hawed over the extensive selection before settling on two bombers. After I checked out, as I was about to leave, he walked up to me with a bottle of Brooklyn Monster and asked if I had ever had it. When I told him I hadn't, he handed me the bottle and said "Merry Christmas". Awesome place.
My only complaints have been mentioned by others: the prices are higher than other places in town, and the prices aren't posted on the beers or on the shelves, so you have to ask.
As a final note, I'm giving the food a 3.0 simply because I didn't eat there and have no basis for a rating.
12-27-2012 06:11:16 | More by eatabagofbooger
4.51/5 rDev +14.5%
vibe: 3.5 | quality: 4.5 | service: 5 | selection: 4.5 | $$$$
I was quite impressed with this place. When I pulled the location up on Google Maps, I thought I had the wrong address because I was directed to a residential neighborhood. This is just a small little market place that seems quaint and reminds me of what things must have been like in days of yore; the local market place within walking distance.
They had a great selection of beers and not one was macro. Everything seemed to be fresh with no dust on the bottles (I'm talking to you Total Wine). The owner, I guess he was the owner, was chatting me up about all of the beers and it was nice to see such an enthusiastic beer connoiseur (sp.) such as myself. My only complaints are twofold: No pricing anywhere and the prices were quite high. It was a little frustrating having to ask the price of everything (this is reflected in the atmosphere score). I have always been of the mindset of "If you have to ask, you cant afford it". So I dont really like asking price because I feel like a haggler at the market in Nassau. Also, the prices were quite steep. A 750ml of Cigar City will run about $20 where others sell for less than $15 and the singles are at least $2 each. There are not really any six packs available as everything is purchased individually, and there is no discount on six pack purchases.
They do serve lunch and dinner and saw people eating some delicious looking thin crust pizzas. So, the place is great, but pricing is high and what pricing there is is not immediately available to the consumer. Great place overall.
11-15-2012 00:21:46 | More by SaCkErZ9
4.4/5 rDev +11.7%
vibe: 5 | quality: 5 | service: 4 | selection: 4 | food: 4 | $
Very impressed! This place seems like it was an old gas station turned deli / Pub. Didn't have much food, just beer. Selection is great. I'm a Hop Head, love IPA, and they did have quite a few, but they all were IPAs that most decent pubs have these days, about 10-12 of them. I'm very seasoned when it comes to IPAs, so that isn't a knock. No matter what your tastes, they will have something for you. Where this place really hits a home run is atmosphere. I've never been here and I'm local. Staff was very friendly, other patrons even more so. One thing i like, but some people may not is that you can bring your dog inside to chill with you while you have a beer! Overall A+, i will be back soon.
04-02-2012 13:36:32 | More by toofdoc
4.45/5 rDev +12.9%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.5 | selection: 4.5 | food: 4.5 | $
I can't say enough about this local treasure. Friendly staff. Great food and lots of it. (Pizzas, subs, salads, apps, etc.) Then throw in 12+ coolers slammed full with some of the best craft beer you can buy in Florida. I couldn't have been happier. OK, the music could have been better, but it changed after awhile.
You walk in, choose your beer/beers from the cooler. Grab a table, and then they come around to see if you want food or just want to hang out. Had some beers in cans, mostly bottles ranging from 12oz to 750s. Domestic Craft beers to a ton of European beers, especially Belgians. I went through two Cigar City Brewing (CCB) 12oz and a Victory Hop Wallop with my meal. Then I got two CCB 750s to take back with me.
I had a small sandwich (9" hoagie packed with meat and toppings!) with fantastic fries! The pizzas looked fantastic. The fries were so good I had them put on another order.
It is a bit of a PIA to find, so make sure you have good directions, a good cabbie, and/or GPS to get there.
All the staff and even the owners were supper nice. Lots of locals having fun. A small group playing dominoes while eating pizza and enjoying beers.
There is a cooler with N/A drinks and a cooler with some less exciting domestic stuff if you have a mixed crowd. Also have couches for just hanging out.
I wish this was my local haunt!
01-30-2012 22:32:44 | More by Loki
4.03/5 rDev +2.3%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4.5 | service: 3 | selection: 4.5 | food: 4 | $$
You could be in a Seattle coffee house, only it's FILLED with beer.
Now over 500 types! Comfortable atmosphere. Sofa's, easy chairs, beach chairs, high tops, all as comfortable as the locals you are about to meet. This place is highly informal and you will be toasting with the most casual cross section of Fort Lauderdale..
Staff is very helpful with advice as the selection is a bit overwhelming. The food is only the icing on the cake.
One trip and tou will be hooked!
To go beer available.
12-13-2011 00:10:44 | More by Ghohn
The Riverside Market Cafe in Fort Lauderdale, FL
89 out of 100 based on 13 ratings.