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Secret Stache Stout - Finch's Beer Co.

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Reviews: 123
Hads: 633
Avg: 3.88
pDev: 22.68%
Wants: 14
Gots: 87 | FT: 2
Brewed by:
Finch's Beer Co. visit their website
Illinois, United States

Style | ABV
American Stout |  5.30% ABV

Availability: Year-round

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Beer added by: aasher on 02-26-2012

Vanilla Bean Stout
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Photo of KYGunner
3.77/5  rDev -2.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

This starts with a dry chocolate malt, Graham Cracker and burnt coffee. It hits mid palate with a light marshmallow and lactose-sweetness. Finishes with char and ember. Nice sessionable stout.

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Photo of The-Adjunct-Hippie
3.84/5  rDev -1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Poured from a 16 oz aluminum can into a 9 lb chalice stolen from the malevolent hands of Thulsa Doom.

Appearance : A glorious pour of black soot and motor oil, glistening with gleam from the light reflecting as it drizzles out of the can into my Thulsa Doom chalice. The head is practically useless, like "Shoe Umbrellas" or gun control. Trying to measure it was like catching a sports shot on your camera right before it faded from view. I think I got 1/2 finger measured in before it disappeared completely.

Smell : A chocolate rain kick to the face from the Chef himself. Lots of rich bakers chocolate, mocha, and coffee bean. Behind that some raisin and plum. It's a well filled out profile, versatile, sassy, and in style, like the plus sized models on Project Runway.

Taste : Semi-sweet chocolate and coffee ground, with orbiting flavors of earth, nut, and coffee. It tapers off with vanilla-drizzled fig.

The finish adds the tang of the fruit and the swagger of vanilla to tie things together with a funky ribbon. Belches come up as chocolate covered raisin. Me likey. Can I streak naked with this beer?

Feel : Semi-creamy, low carbonation, dry finish. Unremarkable but still within reasonable approach. Like Uma Thurman.

Overall : Secret Stache was an interesting experience. I would probably not buy it again since there's so many other great stouts out there, but I'm glad I had the chance to try a beer from a new (to me) brewery. If you see it and like figs and vanilla with your stout, give this a try. If you don't ever see it, you're not missing a lot, so don't cry too hard.

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Photo of SLeffler27
3.88/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

A modest walnut head and thick viscus film sit atop the very dark cedar red to black (SRM 34-36) beer within a Cisco fisheye pint glass.

The aroma opens with burnt malt, then progresses through cigar ash, before mellowing out with baker’s chocolate, cashews, and molasses.

Dark roasted malt follows the nose, as does baker’s chocolate. Roasted bitterness gives way to molasses, and some vanilla. Nuts are present late, and the finish is long and bitter, with a light soapy astringency. Warmth alters the flavor, adding amaretto. However, this one is best after substantial warmth brings out hazel nut and vanilla. Coffee also shines late, with an addition of coconut and significantly more sweetness. This is one of the more progressive beers I have tried to date.

The full dense body accentuates the velvety texture and light carbonation, while astringency diminishes the overall impact.

Secret Stache is a good stout, probably best while watching football with nachos and chili.

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Photo of Bluegrass49
4.18/5  rDev +7.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

This one was really good if you like stout! 1 pint can poured into a tall glass. Very dark and creamy with a 3 1/2 finger head that lasted "forever". Definitely a keeper!

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Photo of SomethingClever
4.3/5  rDev +10.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

16 oz can poured into shaker pint no can date

A: black in color with no light passing through pretty rough poor allows for a very small but creamy looking head that settles to a film

S: vanilla, roasted coffee dark malts with hints of chocolate

T: quite delicious roasty coffee and deep dark maltiness with a nice smooth balance of vanilla nice bit of sweetness I'm getting a slight bit of berries too

M: thin but it clings on to the palate long after you finish the drink.

O: pretty good stout I was hoping it be a bit less thin on the tongue but the flavors are great roasted coffee, malty chocolate the vanilla gives it support and give it a fruity taste. Just a well put together stout.

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Photo of uvachief
3.68/5  rDev -5.2%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

16oz can into a pint glass. Chilled but allowed to rise to room temperature. Dark chocolate brown with a full finger of tan head. Lingers. Some lacing. Taste is roasted malts, chocolate and a little coffee. Hint of vanilla. Little toffee. Taste is pretty good but as all low ABV stouts not thick enough in the mouth. Too thin. Not chewy. Nice stout to have at dinner or if you don't want to get a DUI on the way home. Above average.

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Photo of teromous
3.39/5  rDev -12.6%
look: 5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

In a can.

Appearance: Black body with a massive foamy light brown head.

Aroma:There is a bit of an acrid aroma like a burnt frying pan and I can smell a spruce-like hop aroma. It isn't a diverse aroma but it has a very unique character that makes it interesting.

Taste: At first it reminds me of coffee and then I get a bit of charcoal flavor. It mentions vanilla on the can but I am not picking that up. It's a pretty average stout.

Mouthfeel: It has a pretty good mouthfeel. It is creamy with a medium thickness and an off-dry finish.

Overall: It's a pretty good stout. I was expecting some vanilla given the labeling on the can, and that was disappointing, but the stout itself is pretty good. On a side note this probably wouldn't be a beer that I would pick up again but because it is in cans I would be more likely to grab some for a camping trip.

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Photo of Laxadaisical
4.28/5  rDev +10.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

This massively black stout is capped with a gorgeous, thick brown head, wafting roast barley, char, smoke, and roast coffee towards the nostrils. To balance this, there are deep caramelized sugars, crispy toffee, peanut brittle, dark chocolate, cacao nibs, a hint of chocolate syrup, and plenty of vanilla throughout. The flavor starts out dry, with the roast, char, and smoke moving into crispy toffee and peanut brittle, dark caramel, dark fruits, and a touch of roasty coffee. The vanilla bean addition just blends throughout the entire flavor in a rich, but not overwhelming way. For a 5.3% beer, the mouthfeel is full and creamy, characteristic of a much bigger beer.

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Photo of GreesyFizeek
3.03/5  rDev -21.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Can purchased at AJ's Beer Warehouse in Henrietta, NY.

This one pours a fairly dark black, with a one inch foamy fluffy head, and a decent amount of lacing.

This one smells like slightly artificial vanilla, and chocolate, with a little roasted malt.

Unfortunately, the vanilla here is a little flat and artificial tasting, not bring a whole lot to the table. There's some chocolate and roasted malt, as expected, but the flavors just seem a bit muted.

This has a watery mouthfeel, with a thin body, and a moderate level of carbonation.

This is certainly a lower-end stout for me. I wish the vanilla had a bit more of a natural or authentic feel.

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Photo of ksimons
3.88/5  rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

A-almost black in color with two fingers worth of tan head

S-roasted malt, coffee, chocolate, and vanilla

T-tastes of roasted malt, coffee, dark chocolate, and vanilla

M-medium body, light to medium carbonation

Overall very easy to drink, pretty sweet, decent stout

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Photo of Lemke10
3.72/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

This pours a pitch black color with a slight head. The aroma is extremely robust to roasted malts and slight hint of vanilla. The flavor is pretty thick and rich. The robust flavors are big, bold and linger on well into the after taste. Fairly decent for the style but yet not what I was expecting from a sweet stout.

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Photo of rangerman21
4.17/5  rDev +7.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

A- Dark black, brown head with good retention
S- Roasted malts
T-Smooth and roasty. Delicious bitter finish, hint of vanilla.
F- Smooth
O- Smooth and pleasant to drink. Good balance and taste

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Photo of Billolick
3.94/5  rDev +1.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

16 oz can.

Looks like a stout, nice lazy, fluffy dark tan head, stays nicely.

Dark malts and some vanilla on the nose.

Smooth, mellow and tasty brew. More vanilla, milk chocolate, mild darker and roasty malts.

Another quality brew from Finch

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Photo of Czarkazm
3.85/5  rDev -0.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Sampled from a snifter, poured from the can. Clear black with ruby red highlights when held up to a light. Creamy mocha colored head. Milk chocolate and coffee ice cream on the nose, as well as soft roasted malts. Medium-light mouth feel, well carbonated, pleasant chocolate sweetness, and coffee bitterness. Easy drinking and overall verydecent for a 5.3% stout.

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Photo of hockeyfighter19
4.72/5  rDev +21.6%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 5

Had this beer on tap.
Very dark color, perfect for the stout.
Smell is of vanilla and hints of coffee.
Taste is a spectacular blend of stout heaviness with vanilla finish.
Overall one of the best stouts I have had in a long time.

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Photo of johnnnniee
2.95/5  rDev -24%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 3

16oz can from Sully's
Pours a solid dark brown bordering on black with a smallish tan head that dissipates almost instantly. Aromas of chocolate, roast and vanilla dominate with hints of dark fruit, charred sugar and light earth. The flavor is sweet with big chocolate and vanilla countered with a sharp molasses char kind of flavor happening. Little to no hop flavor or bitterness that I could find. Thick body with an oily sugary mouthfeel and a faint level of carbonation. 5.3 % abv but it drinks like its 9% and thick inky oily as shit. Not something I enjoyed much.

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Photo of tigg924
4/5  rDev +3.1%

Robust coffee and coffee grounds, molasses, nice sugary middle with vanilla and cream compose the flavor profile. Nice and sweet with a crisp finish. My first beer from Finch's and I was pleasantly impressed. I will hunt this down and get it again.

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Photo of StonedTrippin
3.75/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

a solid milk type stout, with a higher degree of residual sugar than a basic american stout usually has, but without the body added by the lactose. its lighter than others texturally, but the flavors are real robust. dark specialty grain keeps the roast high and the bitterness lower than usual from unmalted roasted barley. caramel and toffee flavors are in the middle of this, and a vanilla pudding flavor too, very desserty, but drinkable since its not to huge in body. its been awhile since i had a beer from these guys, but all have been quite good if i remember correctly. this is one of those stouts you probably go back to again and again if its for sale in your market. its distinct, its drinkable, and its just rich enough. i like the way the grain leads the way, and builds up so much depth. lots of character in this beer, very well made. was a pleasure to have it on tap.

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Photo of RonaldTheriot
4.25/5  rDev +9.5%

Finch’s Secret Stache Stout has a rather thin, beige head, a very, very dark brown (black) appearance, and a lacing sheen left on the glass. The aroma is of chocolate malt, dark coffee, and cream. Taste is of creamy, black malts, some char (but, not much), astringent bitterness, and no vanilla, that I could detect. Mouthfeel is light to medium, and Finch’s Secret Stache Stout finishes powdery dry and highly drinkable.


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Photo of Neorebel
4.47/5  rDev +15.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.5

Secret Stache pours a deep brown, with an extremely frothy, rather tall khaki head. The aroma contains sweet notes of caramel, toffee, and lots of roasted malt. After sampling the flavor, I find it to be very full for only a 5.3% ABV beer... It's big with coffee, dark chocolate, and vanilla bean flavor. It's got a creamy finish and a pleasantly soft mouth feel. Overall, a fine balance of toasty, bitter, and sweet! I'm glad I tried it, as I hadn't heard of the brewery before - would definitely buy again.

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Photo of Michaelsthlrnd
5/5  rDev +28.9%

This is one of the smoothest stouts I have ever tried. The coffee hits you in the mouth, the chocolates warms the nose, and the vanilla bean makes it all flow smooth. This is a sweeter stout, but one I can finish any day with. Pour over vanilla ice cream, and there is nothing better.

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Photo of fourstringer
3.55/5  rDev -8.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured from a tallboy can into a Duvel tulip. Moderate hand. No date seen.

A: Very dark ruby-tinted brown body on the pour. Opaque black in the glass. 3 fingers of light mocha-colored head. Good retention. Nice lacing.

S: Coffee, cacao, roasted malt with an earthy character. Subtle vanilla. Very faint smoke. Burnt nuts. Overall, the nose is a bit light. Somewhat medicinal.

T: Tangy, roasted malt initially with a burnt character arising midway. The hops build gradually for a semi-dry finish. Alcohol presence seems disproportionately high for 5.3% ABV.

M: Moderate carbonation with a medium to light body. A touch prickly.

O: Great looking stout that came up a bit short in the taste department. There are some good flavors lurking in there, but the brew struck me as a bit unrefined and somewhat harsh.


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Photo of pat61
4.45/5  rDev +14.7%

Nose: chocolate, caramel, vanilla.
Pours dark deep brown under a robust finely bubbled 2” tan head.
Palate: creamy very light espresso bitterness forms a foundation supporting an overall structure of chocolate and vanilla seasoned with caramel with traces of grainy malt in the finish.
The Brewer manages to achieve Guinness level nitro carbonation and creaminess that provides a perfect vehicle for the rich palate.

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Photo of Act25
3.81/5  rDev -1.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

I like this cannery. Found at WFM craft pack.
This beer packs more flavor, complexity, body that most at 5.3% abv. Applause for that.

A: Oily pour, but too fast fade and too flat.
S: Very nice bittersweet chocolate, vanilla, chocolate syrup, treacle, char. Whiskey barrel notes from the vanilla. Very good complex smell for a 5.3% beer.
T: Follows the smell. Too heavy on the vanilla, mars the otherwise fine stout. A little sweet on the finish.
F: Good body, depth, but a little sweet on the end. If you want a meal and complexity in a sessionable stout good, but too sweet for more than 1 for me.

O: Must try. Interesting - whiskey like, rich, deep Stout at a moderate ABV. But sweet for some.

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Photo of vette2006c5r
3.75/5  rDev -3.4%

Secret Stache Stout pours a black color with a small tan lacing head. There is a big roasted aroma hints of vanilla. The taste is big and roasted, a little smokey, nice vanilla flavors. Body is just a little watery. Overall its a very good beer, if the body was fuller it could be great.

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Secret Stache Stout from Finch's Beer Co.
87 out of 100 based on 123 ratings.