Topless Wytch - Three Floyds Brewing Co. & Brewpub
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Reviews by salvo:
3.45/5 rDev -14.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3
Topless wytch had the headache dark malts (see my beerthoughts). Arrives dark brown almost black with an inch of foamy tan head that lingers. Aroma is all roasted malts. Taste is dry and sharp: bitter and edged. Served off the hand pump, it is creamy and coffee rich with chocolate far in the background. Roasty and rich toasted caramel malts and toasted barley. Not my thing but a spot-on porter enhanced by cask-to-hand-pump engine creaminess.
Serving type: cask
03-12-2011 13:19:20 | More by salvo
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4.18/5 rDev +3.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
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This Satanic bitch dumps from the bottle the color of my soul, black and eager to usurp any light naïve enough to circle it's orbit. Sticky beige lace coats the glass in overlapping pentagrams that would make Aleister Crowley cower. There's no chance of removing those, they've already taken hold.
Forbidden fruit. Adam made his decision and plowed through the blackberries and figs without abandon. As a glutton he proceeds to the fermenting and alcoholic, overripe fruit at the base of the bush. Waking in the morning, the previous night nearly forgotten, Adam finds a molasses like stickiness covering his chin. He feels shame. Reaching to the closest bushes he grabs coffee and tea leaves to cover himself.
Eve returns, now covered in the same tea leaves, two shells in her hand full of brooding liquid. Coffee beans and blackberries fighting to the surface, even they drown here. Her dead eyes look past Adam and hand over a shell, he takes a hungry gulp, the molasses sweetness mingles with the Satanically comforting roast. Forbidden everything, but now comforting, in this terrible place.
It's no longer sunny. The tea leaves are bitter. A swallow seems to cure the insatiable thirst, briefly, before the sandstorm returns. There's alcohol enough for brief euphoria and sleep. Waking up parched, confused, and highly satisfied....
Satan's subordinate, The Topless Wytch, will take advantage of you like she has me. She's soothing, reassuring, and persuasive. She's known as Eve in the Middle East and will steal your soul. You'll try and stop but there's no chance now. Just give in. Eternity isn't that long...
Serving type: bottle
03-10-2014 07:43:23 | More by joe1510
4.01/5 rDev -0.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
A-dark brown color with a decent tan head and no lacing
S-molasses, coffee, chocolate, dark malt
T-dark roasted malt, chocolate, molasses, light coffee, mild bitter finish
F-medium body with moderate carbonation, smooth and creamy
O-good Baltic porter, nice flavors and feel
Serving type: bottle
10-27-2013 17:35:54 | More by MDDMD
Topless Wytch from Three Floyds Brewing Co. & Brewpub
90 out of 100 based on 298 ratings.