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He'Brew Jewbelation Reborn (17) - Shmaltz Brewing Company

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BA SCORE
88
very good

235 Ratings
THE BROS
85
very good

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Ratings: 235
Reviews: 34
rAvg: 3.91
pDev: 13.55%
Wants: 5
Gots: 44 | FT: 4
Brewed by:
Shmaltz Brewing Company visit their website
New York, United States

Style | ABV
American Strong Ale |  17.00% ABV

Availability: Limited (brewed once)

Notes/Commercial Description:
How could we hope to top last year’s Jewbelation Sweet 16 with its cupcakes, unicorns, & Satan’s Ferrari birthday cake? massive challenge. So for Year 17, we threw in a whole new dimension to our shtick – we built our very own brewery! After 17 years of contract brewing, our first Shmaltz Clifton Park batch emerged 17 months after the first draft of the business plan. Coincidence? Renaissance means “Re-birth” in French & Italian. In Buddhism, the concept does not truly translate as “reincarnation” but instead as “becoming,” or a “stream of consciousness.” 11 syllables structure a haiku. Shakespeare penned 17 comedies. In The Simpsons episode “Duffness” Homer sings “When I was 17″ about buying his first beer with a fake I.D. “I drank some very good beer. I stayed up listening to Queen, When I was 17.” In The Office, Dwight recites Rule 17 that all Schrute boys must learn: “Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.” Knowledge and growth come in many forms. It is taught that Nirvana is only attained when the soul transcends cycles of rebirth. Looks like Shmaltz just isn’t there yet. So with 17 malts, 17 hops, and 17% ABV, JEWBEL4TIONREBORN serves as another mark of our death as a contract brewer and proof of our conversion to a new life as brewery owner…… L’Chaim!!!

(Beer added by: TheBrewo on 11-08-2013)
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4.5/5  rDev +15.1%

AnPiobaire, Apr 18, 2014
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1.5/5  rDev -61.6%

ConradKenney, Apr 18, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

DRTBrewster, Apr 18, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

avisong, Apr 16, 2014
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3.5/5  rDev -10.5%

Missy82, Apr 15, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +15.1%

thkrb99, Apr 14, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +15.1%

AWB3, Apr 14, 2014
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3/5  rDev -23.3%

buzzed, Apr 12, 2014
Photo of AtrumAnimus
4.04/5  rDev +3.3%
look: 4.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

This one I stored in the wine chiller so it would be warmer and ready to drink like a proper ale.

This beer pours a rich deep black with a THICK tan to brown head that is more like a slice of bread in thickness than foam. The lacing doesn't exist because the head is so thick it pulls the foam down with it.

The nose is sweet malts, alcohol and hints of hops with notes of coriander, vanilla, fructose, and honey. The high alcohol content is there but surprisingly not a detractor from the nose.

The taste is rather complex with the dark roasted malts being dominant with hints of coffee and caramelized sugar. The beer is extremely fruity and sweet with the blend of 17 ops making their presence quickly known as well. One would expect that this beer would be somewhat off balanced, and have too many extremes due tot he incredibly large number of ingredients. The spiciness is an undertone that exists throughout that is slightly overburdened by the presence of the 17% alcohol. The sweetness is present int he beginning and the finish as well as being present when you lick your lips afterwards. The hops pop in the middle and are so complex I cannot distinguish them. Despite all of the allegedly distracting notes, excessive complexity and moonshine worthy alcohol content this beer is surprisingly subdued by the enormous amount of flavor.

The mouthfeel is very rich and heavy and coats the palate nicely.

Overall very drinkable and enjoyable but just too strong and heavy to be a regular in my fridge.

AtrumAnimus, Apr 09, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev -4.1%

WVbeergeek, Apr 09, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

brocktune, Apr 06, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

MSandahl23, Apr 03, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

devilfluff, Apr 02, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

Thanx4AllDaFish, Apr 02, 2014
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4.5/5  rDev +15.1%

TboneRN, Mar 30, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

calcnerd, Mar 27, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

Tafyob41, Mar 24, 2014
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4.25/5  rDev +8.7%

jakea, Mar 23, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev -4.1%

PaulUH, Mar 19, 2014
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3.43/5  rDev -12.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

22 oz bottle pours a rich dark brown color with a dense cap of creamy brown head. Nice retention and lacing.

Nose is huge on the malts and alcohol. Tons of roast, chocolate, molasses, dark fruit and sweet simple syrup.

Whoa, this is sweet - diabeetus sweet. Malts are the main player with lots of molasses and cocoa powder flavors. Alcohol is big, hops are surprisingly lacking. Mouthfeel is unsurprisingly thick and syrupy. I am not a fan, I thought 16 was ok, but this one is all over the place...maybe a couple years in the cellar will smooth it out.

twiggamortis420, Mar 18, 2014
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2.25/5  rDev -42.5%

oso, Mar 18, 2014
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4.25/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

On tap at the Tap and Mallet in Rochester, NY.

Pours a very dark , brown, basically opaque. Looks stout-like. No head, really, and no lacing.

Smells boozy, with tons of burnt/caramelized brown sugar and molasses.

Tastes great- the aforementioned caramelized brown sugar, milk chocolate, toffee, caramel, burning alcohol, and some musty, tea-like hops. Some dark fruits are present as well, plums mainly.

Full and creamy mouthfeel. Very present alcohol keeps the drinkability down a bit. Essentially no carbonation.

17% ABV here- 17 malts and 17 hops used. This is an extreme beer, and tastes like it. It ultimately works, but I can bet that this beer will really benefit from aging, up to 5, maybe even 10 years. Some time down will really mellow out the alcohol and bring the sweet caramel and brown sugar flavors even more to the forefront.

GreesyFizeek, Mar 18, 2014
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4/5  rDev +2.3%

DrunkinYogi, Mar 16, 2014
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4.75/5  rDev +21.5%

ToddGingerich, Mar 16, 2014
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4.25/5  rDev +8.7%

Valentno7, Mar 14, 2014
He'Brew Jewbelation Reborn (17) from Shmaltz Brewing Company
88 out of 100 based on 235 ratings.