He'Brew Funky Jewbelation - Shmaltz Brewing Company
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4.23/5 rDev +14.9%
Half finger of offwhite head and an almost opaque brown body. Tiny trace of retention, not a lot of lace.
Nose has a distinctive brett tang, definitely the suggested funk.
Lots of brett up front, probably more to come with time. Underneath that, a sweet oud bruin with a bit of bourbon and bready rye undertone. Overall pleasant and balanced, on the sweet side.
Feel is nice and thick but not syrupy, good body.
This was pretty great. For some reason I didn't expect the brett since I didn't remember it on the bottle label, but it's definitely good and well-balanced. Don't know if I'll get another to age, but worth aging if you have one I'd bet.
04-22-2012 02:21:33 | More by zaphodchak
2.3/5 rDev -37.5%
22oz bottle into my Dogfish snifter. It poured dark brown, almost black in color. A thin, sticky head was scattered across the top of the beer.
In the aroma the first thing I notice is the sour cherry flavors. From what I read I didn't think "Funky" was supposed to mean it was an American Wild, but that's definitely what I'm getting out of it. Behind the sour cherries I get a sweeter, sugary malitness. Not nearly enough of the barrel character comes through for me but it's definitely sweet and funky.
The taste follows with more of a tart cherry flavor showing up throughout. Again, it's also very sweet and sugary but the barrel flavors do show up just a little in the finish. It's definitely overly sweet and sugary and the sour, tart cherry flavor just dominated.
The mouthfeel feels syrupy while carbonation is a little above average. Overall, it wasn't a good beer and was a waste of $12. I'd put money that it's infected and it will start to live up to the "Funky" name as time goes on. I didn't get much of the blended base beers or barrel aging to it, just a tart, funky, sub-par American wild profile.
04-21-2012 23:31:25 | More by billab914
2.58/5 rDev -29.9%
Poured into a 10 oz Kentucky Bourbon Ale snifter, bottled 3/6/12. Pours very dark brown with a 2 inch tan head, that settles quickly, minimal lacing. Smell is chocolate, coffee, bourbon, dark fruit, and root beer. Taste is much stronger dark fruit, bourbon, and root beer. Body thin for its ABV, plenty of carbonation, not really dry, and drinkable enough. Nope not for me, very disappointed. Way to sweet and taste like soda.
04-21-2012 19:32:55 | More by SawDog505
4.58/5 rDev +24.5%
Poured a dark mahogany color from a 22 oz bomber. Deep ruby red hues along the edges with some light penetration.
The label has all the details about the beers used to make the final blend and also includes the batch and date of bottling.
A nice one finger light tan colored head that dissipates very slowly to a thin film.
The bourbon stands out straightaway. Blast of bourbon, charred wood with hints of caramel and sweet alcohol aroma.
The bourbon is also dominant in the taste. Blast of bourbon upfront that slowly mellows towards the middle to give way to sweet caramel toffee notes. Hint of bitterness towards the finish, which is on the drier side. The finish does make you want to sip more. A big, extreme beer that does not hold back.
As it warms up there are some fruity elements that stand out.
Not a lot of lacing along the sides of the glass.
A perfect sipper on a nice, chilly evening. I am sure age will only make this beer better.
Overall, this is a very good blend from Shmaltz.
Definitely worth a try and comes highly recommended.
04-21-2012 02:56:11 | More by CaptDavyJones
4/5 rDev +8.7%
Their Jewbelation beer aged with Rye whisky and bourbon barrels, what could go wrong?!
Pours darker mocha colored almost 1 finger head, lots of big bubbles scattered in the creamy fluffy head that pop quickly making it fade in a strange shape, but leaves decent lacing on the sides as it does fade. The beer itself hides the light, it gives the slightest aura of light trying to get through with a super dark murky brown-black color on the thin parts, but other wise the light hides inside the almost pitch black beer.
Nose wafts rye whisky, wow rye! Barrel aromas really come through as well, woody esters like the softened part of water soaked wood, barrel char, actually quite a bit of burnt acidic almost acrid barrel aromas, like they scraped the barrel and dropped the burnt shavings into the beer. Plenty of rye as well, spicy rye whisky that does give the aroma like it was soaked into barrel first, not straight from the bottle. Then beer, plenty of caramel and molasses, bit of dark fruit, vanilla, hint of cocoa, etc. Then throughout all that is a bit of a tangy aroma, like it may have a sour funk to it, but that could be the barrel and rye additions getting to my brain.
Taste comes on so complex my tongue doesn't know where to begin. No funky wild tangy flavors, so that's a good start. Lets start with the sweetness and malts. Quite sweet at first, syrupy thick almost molasses like, and speaking of which, some molasses flavors, blended well with caramel, toffee, all that dipped in a bit of cocoa. That seems to bring a bit of a fruitiness with it as well, hints of fig, black cherry, a tart cherry, and possibly some other dark ripe berry flavor. Next let's move to the barrel flavors, again mostly rye. A spicy rye component makes itself known, again soaked through saw dust like barrel, soft mushy water logged wood flavor, which also brings out a bit of vanilla, and hint of bourbon. The char comes in again as well, slightly tangy acrid burnt barrel scratch, a bit too much char on the barrel at least. other malts bring some cocoa, a bit of roast, and actually a bit of roasted coffee, a slight mocha java like flavor. last and actually fairly least is the hops, there are a bit of spicy earthy hops there, but fairly light in the background, and I had to find them so much that I'm not sure if my mind on beer is thinking this out too much, with a decent but lighter bitterness. Finish is sticky and syrupy, mouth coating, just a bit of warming booze, lingering roast, cocoa, molasses, and plenty of rye, barrel, and caramel even.
Mouth is rich and full bodied, complex and thick, syrupy, with lower but decent carb for what it is, just a bit of warming booze towards the end.
Overall pretty good, not quite as good as most of the other Jewbelation series beers, but decent nonetheless. Running out of room for characters, so quick summary, nice complex malts, hint of decent hops, nice rye, bit too tangy and acidic with too much burnt charred barrel and acrid char, and bit too soft woody taste, but overall super complex, rich, and decently drinkable all things considered. Would drink again.
04-21-2012 02:26:08 | More by jlindros
3.68/5 rDev 0%
A: Pours a very dark brown with a huge bubbly light brown head. Head retention is excellent, doesn't fade at all for the first few minutes. After several minutes it finally settles down, leaving literally zero lacing, oddly enough. Never really fully fades though, leaving a 1/4" head at all times.
S: Strong bourbon elements. Molasses, caramel, toffee and vanilla. Loaded with dark fruits too.
T: Heavy bourbon and super sweet malt. The flavors compliment each other decently. Again, loads of molasses, caramel, toffee along with some brown sugar. Getting sweet fig and dates in there too. Some oaky vanilla in the aftertaste. Super sweet throughout, almost as bad as Jewbelation 15.
M: Super heavy and thick, feels like it should be 12-15%. Syrupy with low carbonation.
O: Another huge and heavy beer from Schmaltz (just had Jewbelation 15 the other night). This one is just a touch lighter but still super over-the-top sweet and heavy.
04-20-2012 03:00:43 | More by Dope
4.78/5 rDev +29.9%
Head is light brown in color, thick, with fine, dense bubble structure. Dissipates after a minute or so, but lacing is even and sheeting.
Color is deep garnet.
Aroma is fantastic and reminiscent of a Cantillion-style kriek? Sour lambic notes were not what I was expecting at all. Touch of acetic acid like a flemish red. Raisins and red-fruit up front. Citrus hops present, but not distinct enough to recognize. Maybe vanilla?
Whoa. Intense. Not as sour as the lambic notes would suggest, but there is certainly a lambic funk. The raisin flavors are huge and along with the vanilla/caramel touches remind me of an aged sherry. Hops are restrained at first, but really jump out with continued sips. Grapefruit certainly. Quite complex with several layers of tastes popping up over time as the beer is sampled. Gets resinous and more hoppy as it warms. Initial sweetness begins to wane too.
Mouthfeel is thick as one might expect.
Overall, this is more complex than I was expecting and quite nice. Good beer to share and discuss.
04-20-2012 02:58:58 | More by Forestdruid
4.03/5 rDev +9.5%
A- pours an almost black deep brown color with a little over a finger of tan head. Good retention.
S- sweet with brown sugar and some dark fruit aromas. Big malt caramel and toffee aromas come out as well. Oak and spirit aromas come out in the end with oak and vanilla tones on the finish.
T- starts out with big rich malt flavors of caramel, toffee and brown sugar. Dark fruit flavors of raisin and plum come out in the middle. The almost cloying sweetness gets by the oak with notes of vanilla and warming alcohol. Lingering spiciness and oak in the aftertaste.
MF- thick syrupy mouthfeel with a heavy body and soft carbonation.
D- sipper of a beer
Overall a very complex layered beer.
04-20-2012 01:12:27 | More by Viciousknishs
3.9/5 rDev +6%
Poured from 22oz bomber to tulip:
Pours a near pitch black with hardly an edge of clarity, like cola, with a finger of sticky mocha head. Great, stubborn lacing. Complex on the nose - raisins, toffee, oak, grapes, licorice, overripe sweet fruit, booze. Super aggressive on the tongue, evolving as it warms. Sour licorice, some estery grain, sweet raisin, a touch of rye, subtle boozy burn to dry things off. Mouthfeel is very slick and sticky... not this beer's strong point. Overall, this is a weird beer for sure. Not at all in an off-putting way, just exceedingly complex I guess you could say. I'd recommend this one to the curious beer drinker.
04-19-2012 03:27:37 | More by yamar68
3.73/5 rDev +1.4%
A: deepest brown body, trace tan head,
S: cherries, caramel, sweet malt, nutty, date/figs
T: same as the nose, mild boozy finish
M: med/heavy body, smooth mouth
O: POW! Another fine bottle at a great price
from He'Brew. The alcohol warmth really
sneaks up on you. Will grab another bottle
to lay down. Recommend to any fan of big beers.
VERY GOOD, WORTH GETTING!
04-18-2012 16:21:31 | More by BeerLover99
4.48/5 rDev +21.7%
Happy to try this interesting beer.
Pours a dark ruby tinted brown that is very dark. There is a thin ring of light tan head. Tiny spots of lace.
The nose consists of cherry, dark fruit, butterscotch, vanilla, light oak, and just a td bit of rye spice.
The taste is a beast in the game. Cherry, caramel sweetness, rye spice, dark fruits, and a bit of vanilla.
The mouthfeel is full and thick as most of the Brews brews is. Creamy and rich, a bit gritty, sweet and beast.
Overall, another great turnout from the barrel program at Shmaltz. Rich and luxurious.
04-17-2012 06:48:20 | More by ChugginOil
4.08/5 rDev +10.9%
Bottle I shared at jmgrub’s tasting.
Batch # 001. Bottled 3/6/12.
Pours an opaque black with a foamy dark khaki head that settles to an oily film on top of the beer. Small dots and streaks of lace form around the glass on the drink down. Smell is of roasted malt, sour and tart fruit, and some slight funky aromas. Taste is pretty much the same with a fruity and funky finish. This beer has a good level of carbonation with a crisp mouthfeel. Overall, this is a good beer that has an interesting blend of He’Brew beers.
04-17-2012 00:41:34 | More by UCLABrewN84
4.25/5 rDev +15.5%
Appearance: Dark mahogany. for a near 10%'er, quite a tan, messy head.
smell: Wow, quite a mixture of smells as to be expected from the 6 blend menagerie. A sourness up front with solid malt and bourbon support. I sniff Lenny's RIPA in there too.
taste: That is well done. Just reading the blend I figured it would be somewhere between a chaotic mess and a divine blend. It's closer to the latter. Not quite an FW anniversary blend but damn good. Not a big sour fan but the hint really works here.
overall: Smooth and interesting.
04-15-2012 21:44:48 | More by cindyjeffsmith
3.78/5 rDev +2.7%
Poured from a 22oz bomber into a snifter.
A: Pours a deep chocolate brown, almost black, with a half finger khaki head that dissipates quickly. Minimal carbonation and lacing.
Sm: Tons of dark fruit. A sweet, dark grape comes through first, followed by ripe plums. Overall, super sweet with a slight detection of alcohol.
T: This thing is sweet! Tastes almost exactly like it smells. It reminds me of a port wine...definitely a sipper. Lots of grape! The alcohol comes through briefly in the finish. Reminds of Jewbelation 15, but with less balance.
Mf: Medium to full bodied. The carbonation definitely helps to break up the sweetness, but overall the Funky is an oil slick.
O: An interesting take on some great brews from Schmaltz. I think 1-2 years will mellow this beer out nicely, but as is, a delicious desert beer.
04-15-2012 02:03:36 | More by SgunnarW
4.23/5 rDev +14.9%
A - Thin with a large quickly dissipating head.
s- vinergary weirdness for lack of a better term.
T - intense grainy sweetness with a finish of dry bite. I think there are a lot of strong flavors that are raging a war to figure out who will win the top flavor prize. I think this will be much better in 2 or 3 years.
m - bite of strong carbonation with tartness and sweetness.
o - a perfect "port" style desert beer if you will, well played at the 9.8% abv.
pp (Price Point) - $10 a bottle is well worth it, bought the only 4 on the shelf!
04-14-2012 04:26:50 | More by alexhahn82
1.93/5 rDev -47.6%
Pours a full finger of khaki colored head into my CBS snifter.
Looks like real dank dishwater. Thin. Dark brown. Slight lacing.
Smells of sweet rye, caramel, tart green apple skin, and slight toffee. Sharp alcohol tinge as it warms. A la turpentine.
Sweeeet. Overly so. SO incredibly unrefined. A conglomeration of nothing. I consistently go back to the nose to pick up something for the taste. I'm met with the Gestapo. So i will say the flavor profile is sweet bunk with a touch of rye. If that isn't enticing, I don't know what is.
Pretty highly carbonated. Slight warming alcohol tinge in the throat that envelops the belly.
What a frickin pass this is. No wonder it is limited. A small quantity means less will have to endure this hardship.
04-13-2012 01:34:09 | More by TheDudeRules
He'Brew Funky Jewbelation from Shmaltz Brewing Company
83 out of 100 based on 439 ratings.