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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter
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177 Ratings

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Ratings: 177
Reviews: 63
rAvg: 3.65
pDev: 12.88%
Wants: 3
Gots: 13 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  6.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

Retired in August 2013.

(Beer added by: champ103 on 03-25-2011)
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3.64/5  rDev -0.3%

mmink27, Friday at 12:51 AM
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

CreekyJarls, Aug 16, 2014
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2.75/5  rDev -24.7%

ordybill, Aug 05, 2014
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3.93/5  rDev +7.7%

This bottle is from 2011.

Pours an opaque deep brown with a frothy, lingering tan head.

Light smoke, chocolate, roasted and deeply toasted malt, and a hint of tar form the aroma.

Flavor reveals tar at the base, which lingers into the lightly bitter finish. Roast malt forms the backbone, with smoke adding a complementary back note. Chocolate provides a welcome accent. The balance is roasty and lightly bitter.

Body is moderate, with carbonation a tad on the high side, and subtle alcohol warmth.

Never had this fresh, but the flavor have melded well together , at this point. Smoke doesn't overwhelm, roast is the star, and chocolate adds a nice character. There's a bit of a plasticy phenol that's slightly offputting.

barczar, Jul 20, 2014
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

quang_dam, Jul 12, 2014
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3.25/5  rDev -11%

nleaders, Jul 03, 2014
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3.25/5  rDev -11%

TaylorK, Dec 24, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

Sippinonsizzurp, Dec 23, 2013
Photo of beeroholix420
3.99/5  rDev +9.3%

I got this in a 22oz bomber for $1.25 at big lots! I am just sampling out of sample glass I got at oktoberfest here in fresno.
APPEARANCE: its a redish brown color dark but very see through, not like most other porters I have had. Had to pour pretty rough to get any kind of head.

SMELL: first off I smell straight roasted chocolate, its got just a very malt forward smell, I also smell raisins..like chocolate covered raisins, no hop aroma what so ever

TASTE: smokey roasty chocolate right off the bat! Light Coffee in the background, taste a little bit of the alcohol which is not suprising at 8%.

MOUTHFEEL: medium bodied

OVERALL: good but I've had better. I do like the smokey taste to it, they did that well. I like it though! On a scale of 1-10 I give it a 6

beeroholix420, Dec 23, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

Poured into a sam adams custom glass, color is dark brown, amber edging, head presents nicely at 1/2 inch thick dissipates to a ring that clings the glass with some bubbly lacing.

Smell is sweeter chocolate malt, some roast, no smoke, maybe some dry earthiness. A little disappointing.

Taste has a touch of subtle smoke flavor, mainly from its dry finish on the tongue, malt flavors are slightly sweet from chocolate and a solid roast flavor. Hops are subtle and bitter, earthy and drying. Very surprising this clocks in at 8%, nice flavors and drinkability.

Mouthfeel is as expected from a solid strong porter or smoked porter, nice lingering flavor profile, solid bitter presence on the tongue and cheeks.

Overall, a disappointing smoked porter but a solid easy drinking strong porter.

mvanaskie13, Dec 07, 2013
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4.29/5  rDev +17.5%

22-oz bottle into porter/stout glass

A - shallow medium tan head over a body of pitch black with ruby highlights

S - mocha, chocolate milk, grainy malts, smoke

T - coffee, chocolate, malt sweetness, smoke, dark fruits, notes of wood

M - oily medium body (a bit lighter than expected), high carbonation

O - This is an excellent porter. Head retention is unimpressive and it could use a little more body, but the taste and smell are excellent!

lwillitz, Nov 30, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

KevinDanger23, Nov 27, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev -11%

mmclaughlin38, Nov 17, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

SaranacinTexas, Nov 11, 2013
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4.25/5  rDev +16.4%

duke33s, Oct 31, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev -11%

BillRoth, Oct 21, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

jaydoc, Oct 20, 2013
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4/5  rDev +9.6%

MLFrank, Oct 18, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

DustinSWB, Oct 10, 2013
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3.65/5  rDev 0%

Poured chilled in ale glass

A: solid black; very good carbonation; decent head; ok lacing
S: smells of a stout, much like a Rasputina. Starts with smoke elemnt, but turns quickly to carmelized malt
T: smoke is a very light element of this beer; basically it's a classic stout/porter with a very dark roast profile; surprisingly sweet, not hoppy; strongly complex taste; well paired with the booze

Good! But don't expect a lot of smoke.

Arithmeticus, Sep 30, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.1%

jkd03c, Sep 23, 2013
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2.5/5  rDev -31.5%

GringoKid, Sep 21, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

army01, Sep 13, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

zeff80, Sep 05, 2013
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4/5  rDev +9.6%

UncleAddie, Aug 29, 2013
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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter from Ass Kisser Ales
83 out of 100 based on 177 ratings.