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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter
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BA SCORE
83
good

176 Ratings
THE BROS
78
okay

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Ratings: 176
Reviews: 63
rAvg: 3.65
pDev: 12.88%
Wants: 3
Gots: 14 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  6.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

Retired in August 2013.

(Beer added by: champ103 on 03-25-2011)
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OtherShoe2

Massachusetts

3.93/5  rDev +7.7%

Dark brown brew with a light skim for a head, if any.

Dark roasted malt and wood smokiness that has that bacon edge -- a little Rauchbier in the nose, but not super strong.

Nice bitterness from dark roasted malt, with some richness and a little sweetness, tied to coffee and even dark chocolate. Sweet is slight, and bitter forces its way thru. And you get the light smoke on the palate. Alcohol is very well hidden -- scary.

Medium bodied, a little thinner than I wanted.

Nice brew. A very well balanced smoked porter. Not a ton of depth here in regard to flavor complexities, but what is present works.

10-29-2011 14:51:45 | More by OtherShoe2
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barczar

Kentucky

3.93/5  rDev +7.7%

This bottle is from 2011.

Pours an opaque deep brown with a frothy, lingering tan head.

Light smoke, chocolate, roasted and deeply toasted malt, and a hint of tar form the aroma.

Flavor reveals tar at the base, which lingers into the lightly bitter finish. Roast malt forms the backbone, with smoke adding a complementary back note. Chocolate provides a welcome accent. The balance is roasty and lightly bitter.

Body is moderate, with carbonation a tad on the high side, and subtle alcohol warmth.

Never had this fresh, but the flavor have melded well together , at this point. Smoke doesn't overwhelm, roast is the star, and chocolate adds a nice character. There's a bit of a plasticy phenol that's slightly offputting.

07-20-2014 14:39:21 | More by barczar
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rhoadsrage

Illinois

3.9/5  rDev +6.8%

(Served in a nonic)

A- This beer pours a black dense body with a boiling tan head that fades to a thick ring and a sea of slow motion carbonation.

S- The dark roasted malt has a hint of char and espresso stout but it is a bit thin.

T- The coffee roasted malt has a slightly sour smoke hint to it and a black roasted malt finish. There is a note of malt bitterness that comes through after the finish.

M- The medium mouthfeel has a watery texture that is a bit of slippery in the finish.

O- The nice brown porter has a touch of smoke that offer support but not overpowering. Very easy to drink especially for an 8% ABV.

02-20-2012 18:30:18 | More by rhoadsrage
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djeucalyptus

Oregon

3.9/5  rDev +6.8%

pours a dark nutty chestnut brown with ruby and garnet highlights at the edges. A decent frothy tan head has fair retention and leaves pretty solid pacing.

aroma is potent in the smoke. reminds me of ham hocks and boiled peanuts. toasty, bready, a touch of earth. hops are certainly hidden, but the smoke and toast are pretty solid and inviting.

earthy and smoke up front. peaty smoke with some dry nutty astringency and a bit of sea salt. more smoke. hop bitterness is subtle, with more toasty and a hint of roasted bitterness pulling through. The smoke is there, but the porter isn't quite as potent as I was hoping for.

ample carbonation is fine and prickly... mouth is a bit thinner than i was expecting... but not necessarily bad. Mouth is light for a porter... but inoffensive.

all in all, this one is a surprising offering. the smoke is potent. the porter not quite as much. but as far as smoked brews go, I think this just might be one of my favorite domestic smoked brews after Caldera. Definitely one I'd buy fairly often when available.

04-26-2011 05:17:00 | More by djeucalyptus
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MatthewWilde

Massachusetts

3.9/5  rDev +6.8%

Sample: 1 bottle 2012

A: Pitch black in color, pours a small light brown head, minimal internal carbonation, not translucent (of course)

S: Moderately fragrant, smoke, pepper, espresso, and light cocoa, some elements of vanilla

T: Begins with espresso and vanilla with traces of pepper, but finishes with a smoke flavor quite reminiscent of beef jerky, moderately flavorful, complex and unique

M: Quite smooth for an 8% porter, mild smoky/cocoa aftertaste, not drying, lingering, or overpowering on the palate

O: A unique and smooth porter, probably my favorite ass kisser, delicious and worth a try

06-08-2012 01:59:14 | More by MatthewWilde
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sulldaddy

Connecticut

3.88/5  rDev +6.3%

Sampling a cellar temp bottle poured into a snifter. The beer pours a deep mahogany color with ruby highlights on the edges of the glass. 3 cm of beige foam builds up even with a gentle pour. Aroma is a bit of roasted malt but dominated by smoked meat and campfire ash. Not a robust aroma but clearly smokey.
The head has faded to a tightly packed edge layer and some wispy islands.
First sip reveals a light to average body with minimal, almost cask-like carbonation and a silky texture. Very enjoyable mouthfeel. Flavor is some caramel and dry baker's chocolate followed by smoked notes, with sausage and some dry ash taste on the finish. Not a robust flavor profile, but what I do find is enjoyable and keeps this sampling a positive experience.
No hints of the ABV or any hops to be found on this brew.
An enjoyable brew that is a good example of a smoke beer. Probably a little more accessible for the style than some of the aecht brews. GIve it a shot and possibly have some nice cheese and cracker combos with the beer.

10-09-2011 04:24:33 | More by sulldaddy
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homebrew311

Illinois

3.83/5  rDev +4.9%

New beer in the Chicago market, figured I'd give it a whirl. Bottle says its from California, BA says Texas... anyways, here we go:

A: pours deep black, not entirely opaque, some brown highlights, creamy brown head, good retention, good lacing

S: smell features heavy smoke, charred wood, hints of chocolate and licorice. The smoke overpowers the malt character.

T: things start off sweet with hints of anise and molasses, the flavor dries out and becomes very smoke forward. Finish is all smoke...think bbq pit...

MF: nice creamy texture, relatively light body considering the ABV

O: this beer comes nowhere close to drinking like it is 8%. This is normally a good thing, however its flavors are somewhat tame. Overall, the balance is a little off, but the flavors are good.

09-03-2011 06:06:21 | More by homebrew311
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Mora2000

Texas

3.8/5  rDev +4.1%

Thanks to Cavie for sharing this bottle.

The beer pours a dark brown color with a white head. The aroma is heavy on the meaty smoke with a little bit of heavily roasted malts mixed in. The flavor is more of the same. I get a lot of smoke with some chocolate and roasted malt. You can taste the base porter behind the heavy smoked notes. Medium mouthfeel and medium carbonation.

05-29-2011 19:44:12 | More by Mora2000
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ChainGangGuy

Georgia

3.8/5  rDev +4.1%

12 ounce bottle - $3.29 at Total Wine & More in Kennesaw, Georgia.

Appearance: Trots out a very dark brown body with a medium-sized, slowly collapsing, beige head. A few strays dots of lacing here and there.

Smell: Moderately roasty-scented malts with touches of coffee, slight earthy nuttiness, subdued smoke, raisins, and a little dog drool.

Taste: A malty mixture of roasted nuts, cola, mild coffee, a little chocolate powder, and even some sweet toffee. There's smoke here, but it's kinda subtle and well-balanced amongst the other components. Eventually, even a bit of hop character and bitterness pops in for a visit. Malty, scantly smoky finish with all of those earlier malt hints coming around again, but none of them overshadowing the next.

Mouthfeel: Medium-bodied. Medium carbonation.

Overall: It's not great, but it's pretty good and I liked it more than I had anticipated I would.

08-19-2012 18:58:09 | More by ChainGangGuy
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clayrock81

Virginia

3.78/5  rDev +3.6%

Very little head on a blackish body and not really any lace. Very coffee, roasted/dry malt aroma, some oakiness I think (or at least something like oak) and touches of sugary sweetness and bitter hops. These roasted, dry, coffee malts dominate the taste as a medium bodied beer coats my tongue w/ some sticky malts as well, for a slightly balanced dry beer that can be a little thick at times. Finishes somewhat smooth as there is some sweetness as well. A simplistic but enjoyable dry porter that hides the ABV well and was pleasurable to sip on, although I wish the sweetness could've shined a little more.

11-03-2011 21:25:19 | More by clayrock81
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DrDemento456

Pennsylvania

3.76/5  rDev +3%

Paid 3 bucks for the single. Into a stein.

A - A fairly deep black brown with just a 1/4 inch of mocha head that pulls back to a thick lace ring.
S - Fairly sweet maybe vanilla? Sweeter malts lead the roasty bite of the typical porter. Mild chocolate and cocoa notes as well.
T - Pretty good the sweeter chocolate malts with a touch of coffee leads acidic roasty malts in the finish. Maybe it's the hops but it has an herbal hint as well. Not bad.
M - Light to medium bodied, drinks very well for 8%.

Overall I have had better porters especially for under 3 dollars. Still for what its worth its not terrible...

06-26-2013 03:50:52 | More by DrDemento456
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KnightRider

Pennsylvania

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

04-11-2012 23:16:45 | More by KnightRider
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BruceBruce

Texas

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

04-16-2012 17:19:35 | More by BruceBruce
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tjsmith910

Florida

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

05-19-2013 16:18:53 | More by tjsmith910
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maxwelldeux

Washington

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

06-03-2013 01:56:09 | More by maxwelldeux
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Hopheadjeffery

Illinois

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

08-13-2013 14:55:43 | More by Hopheadjeffery
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CMOrak

Florida

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

07-18-2013 02:27:04 | More by CMOrak
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codon2004

Massachusetts

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

05-10-2012 20:20:26 | More by codon2004
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atone315

Wisconsin

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

12-24-2012 22:00:56 | More by atone315
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baklo

North Carolina

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

03-31-2013 00:24:02 | More by baklo
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PGVG

Virginia

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

04-15-2012 02:48:32 | More by PGVG
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Sippinonsizzurp

California

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

12-23-2013 17:58:50 | More by Sippinonsizzurp
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hjblanchard

Texas

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

05-05-2012 16:39:12 | More by hjblanchard
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zeff80

Missouri

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

09-05-2013 01:43:56 | More by zeff80
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GACoakley

Minnesota

3.75/5  rDev +2.7%

04-14-2013 18:35:39 | More by GACoakley
Ass Kisser Smoked Porter from Ass Kisser Ales
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