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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Smoked Porter
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183 Ratings

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Ratings: 183
Reviews: 64
rAvg: 3.66
pDev: 12.84%
Wants: 3
Gots: 13 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
American Porter |  6.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

Retired in August 2013.

(Beer added by: champ103 on 03-25-2011)
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Photo of Arithmeticus
3.65/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured chilled in ale glass

A: solid black; very good carbonation; decent head; ok lacing
S: smells of a stout, much like a Rasputina. Starts with smoke elemnt, but turns quickly to carmelized malt
T: smoke is a very light element of this beer; basically it's a classic stout/porter with a very dark roast profile; surprisingly sweet, not hoppy; strongly complex taste; well paired with the booze

Good! But don't expect a lot of smoke.

Arithmeticus, Sep 30, 2013
Photo of jkd03c
3.5/5  rDev -4.4%

jkd03c, Sep 24, 2013
Photo of GringoKid
2.5/5  rDev -31.7%

GringoKid, Sep 21, 2013
Photo of army01
3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

army01, Sep 13, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

zeff80, Sep 05, 2013
Photo of UncleAddie
4/5  rDev +9.3%

UncleAddie, Aug 30, 2013
Photo of VAcrossr
3/5  rDev -18%

VAcrossr, Aug 29, 2013
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4/5  rDev +9.3%

nearengine, Aug 18, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

Hopheadjeffery, Aug 13, 2013
Photo of RedneckBeerz
3.5/5  rDev -4.4%

RedneckBeerz, Aug 11, 2013
Photo of DavoleBomb
3.28/5  rDev -10.4%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.25

Poured into a perfect pint.

3.25 A: Black color. One finger of frothy tan head. Retention is about average and some irregular lacing is left.

3.5 S: Porcine and camp fire smokiness. A light graininess with moderate roastiness. On the drier side, but is mixed with caramel sweetness.

3.25 T: Roasty with hints of ash. Campfire smokiness, grain, an almost tanginess that may come from the smoked malt. Caramel sweetness just falls short of balancing out the roastiness. Could use a bit more refinement.

3.0 M: Lighter medium body. A bit more carbonation than I'd prefer. Lacking creaminess.

3.25 D: It's okay, but I wouldn't buy it again.

DavoleBomb, Aug 07, 2013
Photo of CrazyDavros
2.78/5  rDev -24%
look: 3 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.75

Pours black with a fading off-white head.
Nose shows sweet malt with roasted overtones and hints of chocolate. Somewhat subtle.
Sweet flavours too, almost baltic porter-like but without the roast to support it. Cloying.
Body feels a little watery.

CrazyDavros, Jul 31, 2013
Photo of JustinWhipple
4/5  rDev +9.3%

JustinWhipple, Jul 28, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

CMOrak, Jul 18, 2013
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3/5  rDev -18%

beernads, Jul 15, 2013
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3/5  rDev -18%

drbenderdo, Jun 30, 2013
Photo of DrDemento456
3.76/5  rDev +2.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Paid 3 bucks for the single. Into a stein.

A - A fairly deep black brown with just a 1/4 inch of mocha head that pulls back to a thick lace ring.
S - Fairly sweet maybe vanilla? Sweeter malts lead the roasty bite of the typical porter. Mild chocolate and cocoa notes as well.
T - Pretty good the sweeter chocolate malts with a touch of coffee leads acidic roasty malts in the finish. Maybe it's the hops but it has an herbal hint as well. Not bad.
M - Light to medium bodied, drinks very well for 8%.

Overall I have had better porters especially for under 3 dollars. Still for what its worth its not terrible...

DrDemento456, Jun 26, 2013
Photo of b-one
3.25/5  rDev -11.2%

b-one, Jun 19, 2013
Photo of gleemonger
3.7/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Dark cola brown with pretty much no head at all after a regular pour. Actually, this pretty much looks like Coke to me. Though it does leave some lacing down the glass, redeeming itself from complete cola appearance.

Sweet smelling with a kind of dark fruit thing going on, similar to a scotch ale or dopplebock, but not really. Not much else, not picking up any smokiness, chocolate, roasted malts, or anything I was expecting to smell. Very subdued. Not bad, just not exciting.

The smoke comes through much more strongly in the flavor department, in a good way. I'm not getting the dark fruits I was smelling at all, oddly, just mostly the smoke and roasted malts. Not much in the way of chocolate, coffee, hops, or any of the other things that tend to round out a good porter, but I definitely enjoy the smoke and roast coming through in this one - not bad.

Moderate to heavy body with very little carbonation. Seems like it should have much more of a bite, but pretty smooth anyway. Not a bad feel, but not great.

This one's okay. I think it could use some work to make it more interesting, to compliment the smokiness which does work pretty nicely here. It's just a little flat and not very complex. The alcohol is not noticable to me, despite the higher ABV. Not bad.

gleemonger, Jun 13, 2013
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3/5  rDev -18%

TFMyriad, Jun 13, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev -4.4%

CharlatanSin, Jun 09, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev -11.2%

JT99125, Jun 07, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

maxwelldeux, Jun 03, 2013
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4/5  rDev +9.3%

JMBSH, May 28, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +2.5%

Erice78, May 22, 2013
Ass Kisser Smoked Porter from Ass Kisser Ales
83 out of 100 based on 183 ratings.