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Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale
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BA SCORE
71
okay

108 Ratings
THE BROS
75
okay

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Ratings: 108
Reviews: 29
rAvg: 3
pDev: 22%
Wants: 3
Gots: 2 | FT: 0
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California, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Ale (APA) |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

Retired in August 2013.

(Beer added by: AleWatcher on 10-17-2011)
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BEERchitect

Kentucky

2.55/5  rDev -15%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

With flavors of caramel, butterscotch and cereal governing the flavors here, you know it's not your everyday Pale Ale. The decoration of vanilla provides the subtle nuances that both entice and surprise the senses.

This Vanilla Pale Ale opens with a bright golden pour that carries a mild haze. A short lived and terse statured head rapidly builds and rapidly dissipates from the beer but not without leaving behind fossils of lace.

Aromatic with the malty notes of light caramel, corn syrup, honey and a kiss of butterscotch anchor the nose while actual cereal (like Capt'n Crunch) and not the normal beer-term that denotes raw grains and undeveloped malt character. Low lying hop character gives a small herbal component to the aroma blend, but not nearly with the punch that's expected from Pale Ales.

The balance in flavor also tilt heavily in the favor of malt flavor and sweetness and away from a matching hop flavor or bitterness. The butterscotchy caramel, honey flavor pronounces along with the slight vanilla flavoring. Grainy-sweet to taste, the beer has tepid malt underpinning that limits its complexity and richness. The very low in hop flavor and bitterness leaves the malt to fend for themselves as the beer never offsets the sweetness and the lack of malt depth doesn't contain enough complexity to allow the balance from malt to develop.

Thinly sweet and with soft carbonation to start, the beer falls light, thin, and weighted as the carbonation fades very fast and leaves the majority of the beer feeling rich, oily, slick, and mouth coating. This causes the beer to lay flatly on the tongue and hinders any would-be dryness in finish. Only a mild warmth accompanies the caramel and buttery flavor and feel into aftertaste.

Somewhat British-like with the butterscotch and dominant caramel notes, but this beer isn't a substantial English-inspired ale either. Nor does the vanilla taste make any meaningful impact. This is just a confused beer that lacks justification in recipe formulation and brewing execution.

Serving type: bottle

03-15-2012 05:27:28 | More by BEERchitect
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jaydoc

Kansas

2.75/5  rDev -8.3%

10-20-2013 14:31:21 | More by jaydoc
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kylehay2004

Florida

3.5/5  rDev +16.7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

A: thin head on a clear copper body, some lacing.

S: lots of vanilla, caramel malts and citrus hops.

T: lots of vanilla, earthy herbal and slight pine hops with a nice caramel malt backbone.

M: light to medium body and moderate carbonation.

Overall: This one is very drinkable and interesting. I would like a little more out of the base beer but the vanilla is perfectly applied.

Serving type: bottle

07-09-2012 00:26:47 | More by kylehay2004
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TMoney2591

Illinois

2.68/5  rDev -10.7%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

A new brewery to my local store, so I figured I'd grab one of each of their three current offerings to try 'em out. Part the first: It pours a clear lightly amber-hued gold topped by maybe a half-finger of off-white foam. The nose seems faint, but it could just be nearly nonexistent anyway (meaning not much there for me to even perceive, were I able). I get some mild cream soda, a touch of overly sweet caramel, and the vague sense of ruby red grapefruit. Suffice it to say, I'm not impressed by this aspect of the brew. The taste doesn't seem to emphasize any particular vanilla-ness, rather a vague sweetness that borders on a powdered sugar sort of character. The rest of it is kinda ginger ale-like, but with less ginger and more vague citrus. Dammit, everything here is just so vague and conformist (the only word that comes to mind here...). The body is a light medium, with a very light moderate carbonation and a syrupy feel, almost like a flat soda. Overall, I am mystified by this beer. It sorta lives up to its own billing, but there's nothing in the way of pale ale to be found, and the vanilla isn't very expressive. It's not a bad beer necessarily, but I can't in good conscience call it a very good one in any appreciable way. My head, he spins...

Serving type: bottle

11-07-2011 22:10:39 | More by TMoney2591
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Latarnik

New Jersey

3/5  rDev 0%

05-30-2014 00:36:30 | More by Latarnik
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sendbeer

Georgia

1.25/5  rDev -58.3%

10-22-2012 20:56:00 | More by sendbeer
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Brad007

Vermont

3.93/5  rDev +31%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

A good shade of pale with a small white head. I give them marks for getting a good color.

Your basic pale ale aroma (grassy hops, buttery malt) with nary a hint of vanilla. At least it gets the first part down pat.

We're talking now. My tongue detects a nice, mellow addition of vanilla bean that kind of works against the butteriness of the malt and grassy hops. It does add a new angle to the style.

Lingering buttery malt, grassy hops and vanilla bean make up the mouthfeel.

I give them credit for trying something different. I don't think I've had any pale ales infused with vanilla.

Serving type: bottle

01-30-2012 01:27:11 | More by Brad007
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scruffwhor

Illinois

1.95/5  rDev -35%
look: 4.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

Dark golden hay and amber/copper color. Great bubbling and a super ice head and film that lasts for all twelve ounces. It even has good lacing stickage. Great looking beer.

The aroma is full of the English Toffees Grandma used to have at her house when I was a child. Toffees dipped in hard water mixed with a little earthen hop aroma.

Lots of toffee sweetness that eventually get coupled with Earthy, musty hops. Very odd and for the most part, off-putting beer.

The palate is a little dry, very chewy, and sweet. I'm glad I tried this beer, but won't purchase again, and will recommend others stay away.

Serving type: bottle

02-25-2012 22:11:55 | More by scruffwhor
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GraduatedCashew

California

3/5  rDev 0%

08-29-2013 18:12:12 | More by GraduatedCashew
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Cyberkedi

Georgia

3.18/5  rDev +6%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

Malty aroma is not strong, has hints of yeast and vanilla. Pours a clear amber with a frothy off-white head that makes itself scarce rather quickly. Malty flavor has an appreciable vanilla undertone, fairly but not overly sweet. Smooth texture has average body, fizz is wanting. Not Ass Kisser’s best, but if you like vanilla give it a chance.

Serving type: bottle

10-12-2012 02:48:32 | More by Cyberkedi
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Haybeerman

Colorado

2.75/5  rDev -8.3%

03-31-2014 01:18:05 | More by Haybeerman
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cjgator3

Florida

2.75/5  rDev -8.3%

01-31-2014 01:12:10 | More by cjgator3
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TheBeerAlmanac

Kentucky

3.5/5  rDev +16.7%

09-22-2013 18:39:32 | More by TheBeerAlmanac
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BGsWo22

New York

2/5  rDev -33.3%

03-09-2013 04:05:45 | More by BGsWo22
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DavoleBomb

Ohio

2.79/5  rDev -7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 2.75

Poured into a perfect pint.

3.5 A: Lightly hazed yellow orange color. One finger of frothy off-white head. Retention is a tad below average and a short ring of lacing is left.

2.5 S: The vanilla is about the only thing you will find. It covers up anything else that might be in here. It's not quite as bad as I would have guessed, but it still isn't very good unless you are bat shit crazy over vanilla.

2.75 T: The taste is better than the nose simply because it tastes like beer. Again lots of vanilla. Neutral maltiness, which I'm happy to find.

3.25 M: Lighter medium body. Good moderate carbonation. Light creaminess.

2.75 D: It's not good, but at least it isn't terrible.

Serving type: bottle

08-13-2013 03:39:08 | More by DavoleBomb
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brewdlyhooked13

Ohio

3.31/5  rDev +10.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.25

Appearance - a slight haze to an otherwise plain straw-colored pour. A thin, kinda creamy head holds well , some good sticky lacing all around.

Aroma - definite vanilla presence, comes across a little candy-ish. Not necessarily bad, though not necessarily legit, fwiw.

Taste - the grain is pretty non-intrusive, basically nothing more than a canvas for the vanilla flavor and some faint balancing hops that are a little twangy. As a vanilla fan, I like it but wish it had more earthy vanilla character.

Mouthfeel - average body, crisp and refreshing, not too heavy.

Overall - enjoyable beer that I could session with, more so in the summer months as an offset to the hoppy pale ales that abound.

Serving type: bottle

04-12-2014 03:17:38 | More by brewdlyhooked13
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jenray

Texas

2/5  rDev -33.3%

03-12-2013 14:01:15 | More by jenray
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gtermi

Texas

3/5  rDev 0%

01-21-2013 06:46:43 | More by gtermi
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tommy5

Michigan

3.5/5  rDev +16.7%

04-26-2014 02:05:42 | More by tommy5
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andrenaline

Ontario (Canada)

3.03/5  rDev +1%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

A - Pours a slightly hazy golden colour, thin layer of head with little retention and no real lacing.

S - Scent is dominated by bready caramel, some sweet honey notes and a hint of vanilla.

T - Much like the nose the bready caramel notes dominate, with the vanilla almost undetectable at first, but coming through and lingering nicely on the finish. Hop profile comes through in the form of faint leafy greens on the finish, with a touch of bitterness.

M - Medium bodied, smooth and wet.

O - A mild pale ale, but the hint of vanilla offers a unique twist to an otherwise forgettable pale ale. Easily sessioned and pretty tasty. Worth a try, but don't expect to be blown away.

Serving type: bottle

09-28-2012 00:41:30 | More by andrenaline
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crobinso

Colorado

2.5/5  rDev -16.7%

10-14-2012 12:32:55 | More by crobinso
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BeerAdvocate

Massachusetts

3.25/5  rDev +8.3%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25

From BeerAdvocate magazine Issue #62 (Mar 2012):

LOOK: Clear golden, minimal lace

SMELL: Vanilla, cookie dough, fresh bread, clean, faint alcohol

TASTE: Mild vanilla, bready malt, muted hops, husk, carbonic, dry finish

A plain Pale Ale with a timid addition of vanilla makes for a very middle-of-the-road brew. The aroma comes across more appealing than the flavor. Perhaps a better fit with a meal rather than on its own? One and done.

Serving type: bottle

01-17-2013 03:18:35 | More by BeerAdvocate
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garymuchow

Minnesota

2.35/5  rDev -21.7%
look: 2 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

Dark gold and pours with practically no head.
Malty aroma with a toasty and nutty quality. Hints of vanilla. No hops to speak of.
Taste is where is get a little weird. The vanilla is an odd flavor here - not like the type oak would give. Has a malty quality similar to the aroma. It has a weird dryness on the finish. I'm not sure the flavors blend all that well.
Quite a bit of carbonation and it's a bit sharp and it inhibits smoothness. Body is thinner than typical for style.
The aroma is the best part of this drink. The rest just doesn't work very well.
Thanks C. and Sons of Barley

Serving type: bottle

12-15-2012 02:59:43 | More by garymuchow
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WDJersey

Colorado

3.75/5  rDev +25%

07-26-2012 03:47:26 | More by WDJersey
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cliff1066

Virginia

3.25/5  rDev +8.3%

01-19-2013 04:43:27 | More by cliff1066
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Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale from Ass Kisser Ales
71 out of 100 based on 108 ratings.