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Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale
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114 Ratings

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Ratings: 114
Reviews: 29
rAvg: 3.02
pDev: 21.52%
Wants: 3
Gots: 3 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
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California, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Ale (APA) |  5.00% ABV

Availability: Rotating

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

Retired in August 2013.

(Beer added by: AleWatcher on 10-17-2011)
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Photo of crobinso
2.5/5  rDev -17.2%

Photo of Cyberkedi
3.18/5  rDev +5.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

Malty aroma is not strong, has hints of yeast and vanilla. Pours a clear amber with a frothy off-white head that makes itself scarce rather quickly. Malty flavor has an appreciable vanilla undertone, fairly but not overly sweet. Smooth texture has average body, fizz is wanting. Not Ass Kisser’s best, but if you like vanilla give it a chance.

Photo of FreshmanPour77
2.75/5  rDev -8.9%

Photo of maki88
2.78/5  rDev -7.9%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3


12oz bottle poured into a tumbler. Enjoyed at home.

A: Cloudy yellow-orange with a moderate off-white head, which lingered for a significant time. Nice coloration for a pale ale, though largely unremarkable.

S: Hints of vanilla up-front, with subtle notes of citrus and a slightly sweet, malty undertone. For a "vanilla pale ale," I'd say that the vanilla scent is less than expected.

T: Vanilla is clearly present on impact, but still underwhelming -- competing with a kind of tangy, citrus flavor that becomes an almost bitter finish. Hints of vanilla return for a slight aftertaste.

M: Smooth and light, bordering on thin. Carbonation is unremarkable.

O: Generally "average," but also somewhat disappointing. For a "vanilla pale ale," the vanilla flavor just isn't living up to the name, leaving a tangy citrus flavor to dominate. It would be a decent beer to enjoy on a hot day, but the flavors seemed askew and almost boring. Drinkability is reduced because of the strange, tangy flavor. Not at all excited to drink this again.

Photo of joemcgrath27
3.1/5  rDev +2.6%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

A - light hazy golden, one finger of head retained at a thin covering and left some random lacing
S - grainy with light grass, pleasant touch of vanilla, with a slight sour bite
T - much like the nose with an added mineral flavour that is quite prominent and seems to almost replace the vanilla
M - light and well carbonated, just a touch prickly, finishes dry and mineral like
O - its not a bad beer but its definitely average, the vanilla that is prominent on the nose seems to wilt on the tongue, worth a try but not a repeater

Photo of andrenaline
3.03/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

A - Pours a slightly hazy golden colour, thin layer of head with little retention and no real lacing.

S - Scent is dominated by bready caramel, some sweet honey notes and a hint of vanilla.

T - Much like the nose the bready caramel notes dominate, with the vanilla almost undetectable at first, but coming through and lingering nicely on the finish. Hop profile comes through in the form of faint leafy greens on the finish, with a touch of bitterness.

M - Medium bodied, smooth and wet.

O - A mild pale ale, but the hint of vanilla offers a unique twist to an otherwise forgettable pale ale. Easily sessioned and pretty tasty. Worth a try, but don't expect to be blown away.

Photo of SnatchyMcPants
3.5/5  rDev +15.9%

Photo of jcparish88
4/5  rDev +32.5%

Photo of Hellpop65
3/5  rDev -0.7%

Photo of mralphabet
2.73/5  rDev -9.6%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

12 oz bottle poured into Sam Adams perfect pint glass

A: Poured a light orange color, with about a fingers worth of head that settles to thin layer and ring. Spotty lacing from start to finish.

S: I'm getting a light amount of sweet malt and floral hops, then the vanilla kicks in. Not much else going on here, but it is interesting.

T: First thing I'm getting is a very grassy taste followed by vanilla... but not much else here. The finish is clean with a little bitter aftertaste.

M: Mid to light bodied, carbonation is on par with a pale ale.

O: I'd say this beer is not fantastic but interesting, worth trying just to see what vanilla tastes like in a pale ale. I have to say it reminds me of the first vanilla coke I tried years ago.

Photo of UltimateLivewire
3.25/5  rDev +7.6%

Photo of jaidenjb
3/5  rDev -0.7%

Photo of dorkinajeep
4/5  rDev +32.5%

Photo of WDJersey
3.75/5  rDev +24.2%

Photo of khargro2
3.25/5  rDev +7.6%

Photo of kylehay2004
3.5/5  rDev +15.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

A: thin head on a clear copper body, some lacing.

S: lots of vanilla, caramel malts and citrus hops.

T: lots of vanilla, earthy herbal and slight pine hops with a nice caramel malt backbone.

M: light to medium body and moderate carbonation.

Overall: This one is very drinkable and interesting. I would like a little more out of the base beer but the vanilla is perfectly applied.

Photo of Annie-arky
1/5  rDev -66.9%

Photo of KTCamm
3.35/5  rDev +10.9%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Poured from a 12 ounce bottle into a pint glass.

Pours a soft copper, no foam. Clear top. Creamy vanilla nose. A little peppery. Taste is a vanilla dominated malt, which stays sweet and wards away any bitterness. A bit obvious, but the dominant flavor really is the vanilla. Smooth and tasty.

Photo of Ivanhoes_Backpack
4/5  rDev +32.5%

Photo of standardcherry
2.5/5  rDev -17.2%

Photo of Larrydoherty
2.75/5  rDev -8.9%

Photo of horshack7
3/5  rDev -0.7%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Appearance: It's a pale hazy brassy color with a light frothy head an inch thick.

Aroma: Vanilla, orange cream, faint butterscotch, and a bit of nuttiness in the back.

Taste: Lots of vanilla in the front, sweetness from the malts is towards the caramel side. Orange cream, and light citrus. The mouthfeel is smooth and buttery.

Notes: Not too exciting but decently drinkable for a warm day. Cheers.

Photo of Etan
2/5  rDev -33.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2

Trying this beer based on its horrific reputation...Poured from a 12oz bottle into a pint glass.

A: Pours a hazy light orange with a small white head.

S: Unpleasant, fake-smelling vanilla, a bit of soapy grain, not much else.

T: The same mildly disgusting fake vanilla. The tiniest, thinnest hint of floral hop. That's it.

M: Light-bodied, tingly carbonation.

O: I'm amazed that they've actually been able to sell this stuff. Disgusting fake vanilla aroma and flavor, almost no hops, no malt flavors. Definite drainpour.

Photo of Mick-e-d
2.75/5  rDev -8.9%

Photo of KnightRider
3.5/5  rDev +15.9%

Ass Kisser Vanilla Pale Ale from Ass Kisser Ales
71 out of 100 based on 114 ratings.