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Ass Kisser Tight Ass - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Tight Ass
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BA SCORE
71
okay

33 Ratings
THE BROS
64
poor

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Ratings: 33
Reviews: 10
rAvg: 2.9
pDev: 21.38%
Wants: 1
Gots: 2 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
Hefeweizen |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: TMoney2591 on 03-07-2012)
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Reviews by the Alström Bros:
Photo of Jason
2.73/5  rDev -5.9%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 2.5

12oz brown bottle with no freshness date.

LOOK: Hazy pale orange, good lacing all around

SMELL: Grassy, buttery, taffy, vegetable broth, faint esters, muted ripe fruit

TASTE: Smooth, medium body, pungent, bitter, bready, broth, buttery yeast, spicy, citric rind, earthy, muddled after taste

A mess in many ways, banana and clove are absent and tastes more like a hoppy wheat ale with no real direction. The buttery tone does not play well either. Pass on this one if you are looking for a true German wheat beer.

Jason, Mar 17, 2012
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Photo of Jasoncolliver
4/5  rDev +37.9%

Jasoncolliver, Jun 21, 2014
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2.5/5  rDev -13.8%

Shawnxa3, Aug 21, 2014
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

LJWalker, Aug 27, 2013
Photo of tjsmith910
1.5/5  rDev -48.3%

tjsmith910, May 18, 2013
Photo of DavoleBomb
2.83/5  rDev -2.4%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.75

Poured into a weizen glass.

3.25 A: Moderately hazed medium orange brownish color. Two fingers of pillowy white head. Retention is good, but it doesn't stick well.

3.0 S: Wheat, clove spiciness, yeastiness. A touch of coriander and bitter lemon peel. It's okay, but it could be a lot cleaner.

2.75 T: Again, wheat, clove, yeastiness. A bit more bitter than I'd like. Lemon peel, coriander. Could also be cleaner here.

2.75 M: Lighter medium body. Carbonation is a bit bity. Lacking creaminess big time.

2.75. D: Not the worst, but definitely not worth ever drinking again.

DavoleBomb, Aug 07, 2013
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

CMOrak, Jul 11, 2013
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

Smithperson, Oct 14, 2013
Photo of TMoney2591
2.28/5  rDev -21.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Served in a Sloeber tulip glass.

I'm wondering how many ass puns these guys can come up with (and if that limitation will limit the number of beers they'll end up brewing)? Anyway, this stuff pours a mostly clear pale straw topped by several fingers of iridescent white foam. The nose comprises orange rind, mild soap, very light wheat, even lighter coriander, and a touch of lemon rind. The taste holds notes of soap, light orange rind (the inside, all the way, baby), random vegetation (seemingly kale and/or celery), and mild grass. The body is a hefty light, with a moderate carbonation and a fairly wet feel. Overall, a pretty sad hefe, one that I can easily say I won't ever seek out again.

TMoney2591, Mar 07, 2012
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

Hanzo, Jun 28, 2012
Photo of mralphabet
4/5  rDev +37.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12 oz bottle poured into pint glass

A: Poured a cloudy golden yellow with with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a ring with pretty good lacing from start to finish.

S: I'm getting a good mix of citrus, coriander, floral hops and wheat. Good mix for a Hef.

T: First thing I'm getting is a nice balance of wheat and floral hops, then the citrus, coriander and a little yeast mixes in mid palette great mix and well balanced.

M: Mid to light bodied, yet smooth feeling on the tongue. Pretty refreshing with a very clean aftertaste.

O: Very drinkable beer with a good ABV, very solid Hef, with a little more Hops kick, from a pretty kick ass named brewer.

mralphabet, Jan 08, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev +20.7%

khargro2, Jul 17, 2013
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2.75/5  rDev -5.2%

RedneckBeerz, Aug 11, 2013
Photo of Brad007
2.78/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

Such a juvenile name to use. At least it sets them apart (sort-of).

Pours a nice golden blond color with a thick white head into my glass. Very nice color here, ready for consumption.

Clove and wheat in the nose with a touch of citrus for good measure.

Starts off great with wheat and clove and then finishes closer to that of a pale ale (?). Carbonation is all weirded out.

Ditto. Wasn't expecting hops here.

Umm? Pick up an actual German hefe and skip this mediocre example.

Brad007, Apr 03, 2012
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3.75/5  rDev +29.3%

mpenske, Mar 07, 2014
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

jplopez21, Nov 20, 2013
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

Latarnik, May 31, 2014
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2/5  rDev -31%

npendres, Sep 06, 2014
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3.75/5  rDev +29.3%

midnitesun11, Jun 17, 2013
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3.5/5  rDev +20.7%

TheBeerAlmanac, Mar 11, 2013
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3/5  rDev +3.4%

jmgault1, May 20, 2013
Photo of MatthewWilde
3/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Sample: 1 bottle 2012

A: Golden yellow in color, heavy internal carbonation, pours almost no head and no lacing, cloudy throughout

S: Mild fragrance, light citrus, some coriander, touches of flora and hops, some wheat and lemon zest

T: Much akin to the nose, not incredibly flavorful, mild citrus and a definite hop characteristic, well balanced but simple and not complex

M: Smooth and easy to drink, very light citrus aftertaste, refreshing and not drying or overpowering on the palate

O: Drinkable and light, mild flavor and fragrance, nothing special, but certainly not bad by any means, very average, definitely not in line with its style

MatthewWilde, Jun 04, 2012
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2.5/5  rDev -13.8%

Zuidman, Apr 21, 2013
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2.25/5  rDev -22.4%

OgreSanchez, Sep 29, 2013
Photo of pkalix
3.98/5  rDev +37.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

whaet my ass.... i mean ass kisser hefe....
pours a hazy beautiful golden neon yellow. rich billowy head.
smells like . . . hops? you're totally kidding, right?
tastes . . . . hops. ugh. okay. so you're trying to 'broaden the style'??
overall... beautiful looking brew. but hefe/hop? nah.... kills the point of hefe. the hop is too strong and bitter, which is kind of the reason i'm not into the ipa's. hops have a place in beer, just dont see the point of double ipa's etc... but that is just MY perspective. i respect the others who like the hop flavor. it just doesnt seem to fit into a hefe style and i feel it kills the the whole wheat flavor anyway. but, i digress.... salud!

pkalix, Dec 24, 2012
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