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Ass Kisser Tight Ass - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Tight Ass
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BA SCORE
72
okay

31 Ratings
THE BROS
64
poor

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Ratings: 31
Reviews: 10
rAvg: 2.94
pDev: 20.75%
Wants: 1
Gots: 1 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
Hefeweizen |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: TMoney2591 on 03-07-2012)
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Jason

Massachusetts

2.73/5  rDev -7.1%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 2.5

12oz brown bottle with no freshness date.

LOOK: Hazy pale orange, good lacing all around

SMELL: Grassy, buttery, taffy, vegetable broth, faint esters, muted ripe fruit

TASTE: Smooth, medium body, pungent, bitter, bready, broth, buttery yeast, spicy, citric rind, earthy, muddled after taste

A mess in many ways, banana and clove are absent and tastes more like a hoppy wheat ale with no real direction. The buttery tone does not play well either. Pass on this one if you are looking for a true German wheat beer.

Serving type: bottle

03-17-2012 03:12:20 | More by Jason
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4/5  rDev +36.1%

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2.83/5  rDev -3.7%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.75

Poured into a weizen glass.

3.25 A: Moderately hazed medium orange brownish color. Two fingers of pillowy white head. Retention is good, but it doesn't stick well.

3.0 S: Wheat, clove spiciness, yeastiness. A touch of coriander and bitter lemon peel. It's okay, but it could be a lot cleaner.

2.75 T: Again, wheat, clove, yeastiness. A bit more bitter than I'd like. Lemon peel, coriander. Could also be cleaner here.

2.75 M: Lighter medium body. Carbonation is a bit bity. Lacking creaminess big time.

2.75. D: Not the worst, but definitely not worth ever drinking again.

Serving type: bottle

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3.5/5  rDev +19%

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Florida

2.5/5  rDev -15%

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Florida

3/5  rDev +2%

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einman

Minnesota

3.14/5  rDev +6.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Grabbed this on sale after being on a hefeweizen kick. A nice color and head but lacking in the aroma. I like my Hefes with a bit more of the banana/clover aroma. Overall an ok beer, probably won't buy again and not worth the price tag for a four-pack..

Serving type: bottle

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California

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California

3/5  rDev +2%

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Florida

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Illinois

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mralphabet

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4/5  rDev +36.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12 oz bottle poured into pint glass

A: Poured a cloudy golden yellow with with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a ring with pretty good lacing from start to finish.

S: I'm getting a good mix of citrus, coriander, floral hops and wheat. Good mix for a Hef.

T: First thing I'm getting is a nice balance of wheat and floral hops, then the citrus, coriander and a little yeast mixes in mid palette great mix and well balanced.

M: Mid to light bodied, yet smooth feeling on the tongue. Pretty refreshing with a very clean aftertaste.

O: Very drinkable beer with a good ABV, very solid Hef, with a little more Hops kick, from a pretty kick ass named brewer.

Serving type: bottle

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pkalix

California

3.98/5  rDev +35.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

whaet my ass.... i mean ass kisser hefe....
pours a hazy beautiful golden neon yellow. rich billowy head.
smells like . . . hops? you're totally kidding, right?
tastes . . . . hops. ugh. okay. so you're trying to 'broaden the style'??
overall... beautiful looking brew. but hefe/hop? nah.... kills the point of hefe. the hop is too strong and bitter, which is kind of the reason i'm not into the ipa's. hops have a place in beer, just dont see the point of double ipa's etc... but that is just MY perspective. i respect the others who like the hop flavor. it just doesnt seem to fit into a hefe style and i feel it kills the the whole wheat flavor anyway. but, i digress.... salud!

Serving type: bottle

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h4ger

Connecticut

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