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Ass Kisser Tight Ass - Ass Kisser Ales

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71
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35 Ratings
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Ratings: 35
Reviews: 11
rAvg: 2.87
pDev: 21.6%
Wants: 1
Gots: 2 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
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California, United States

Style | ABV
Hefeweizen |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes & Commercial Description:
Beer added by: TMoney2591 on 03-07-2012

This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

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Ratings: 35 | Reviews: 11
Photo of Jasoncolliver
4/5  rDev +39.4%

Photo of mralphabet
4/5  rDev +39.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

12 oz bottle poured into pint glass

A: Poured a cloudy golden yellow with with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a ring with pretty good lacing from start to finish.

S: I'm getting a good mix of citrus, coriander, floral hops and wheat. Good mix for a Hef.

T: First thing I'm getting is a nice balance of wheat and floral hops, then the citrus, coriander and a little yeast mixes in mid palette great mix and well balanced.

M: Mid to light bodied, yet smooth feeling on the tongue. Pretty refreshing with a very clean aftertaste.

O: Very drinkable beer with a good ABV, very solid Hef, with a little more Hops kick, from a pretty kick ass named brewer.

Photo of pkalix
3.98/5  rDev +38.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

whaet my ass.... i mean ass kisser hefe....
pours a hazy beautiful golden neon yellow. rich billowy head.
smells like . . . hops? you're totally kidding, right?
tastes . . . . hops. ugh. okay. so you're trying to 'broaden the style'??
overall... beautiful looking brew. but hefe/hop? nah.... kills the point of hefe. the hop is too strong and bitter, which is kind of the reason i'm not into the ipa's. hops have a place in beer, just dont see the point of double ipa's etc... but that is just MY perspective. i respect the others who like the hop flavor. it just doesnt seem to fit into a hefe style and i feel it kills the the whole wheat flavor anyway. but, i digress.... salud!

Photo of mpenske
3.75/5  rDev +30.7%

Photo of midnitesun11
3.75/5  rDev +30.7%

Photo of khargro2
3.5/5  rDev +22%

Photo of TheBeerAlmanac
3.5/5  rDev +22%

Photo of firstlighthiker
3.25/5  rDev +13.2%

Photo of einman
3.13/5  rDev +9.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Grabbed this on sale after being on a hefeweizen kick. A nice color and head but lacking in the aroma. I like my Hefes with a bit more of the banana/clover aroma. Overall an ok beer, probably won't buy again and not worth the price tag for a four-pack..

Photo of LJWalker
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of CMOrak
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of Smithperson
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of Hanzo
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of jplopez21
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of Latarnik
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of jmgault1
3/5  rDev +4.5%

Photo of MatthewWilde
3/5  rDev +4.5%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Sample: 1 bottle 2012

A: Golden yellow in color, heavy internal carbonation, pours almost no head and no lacing, cloudy throughout

S: Mild fragrance, light citrus, some coriander, touches of flora and hops, some wheat and lemon zest

T: Much akin to the nose, not incredibly flavorful, mild citrus and a definite hop characteristic, well balanced but simple and not complex

M: Smooth and easy to drink, very light citrus aftertaste, refreshing and not drying or overpowering on the palate

O: Drinkable and light, mild flavor and fragrance, nothing special, but certainly not bad by any means, very average, definitely not in line with its style

Photo of ChainGangGuy
2.99/5  rDev +4.2%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

12 ounce bottle - $2.99 at Total Wine & More in Kennesaw, Georgia.

Appearance: Pours a lightly cloudy, slightly dingy gold body with a tall crown of suds.

Smell: Gentle nose, not particular smelling of wheat malt. Or phenolic clove accents. Oh, and sans banana. Just the teensiest touch of spice and a little fresh lemon and lime peel.

Taste: Malted wheat, not overtly heavy on flavor in that regards, with a light, confectioner's sugar sweetness. Slight lemon-lime taste, which made me think of Sprite for a second. There is a spiciness present, but it's very muted, with only a faint hint of clove beyond the aftertaste as the other flavors drop out. No banana character. Semi-dry, crisp, sudsy finish with a last dose of lemon-lime.

Mouthfeel: Medium-light body. Medium-high carbonation.

Overall: It would be completely fine if labeled merely as a crisp, easy-going wheat ale, but it doesn't hold a candle to the best of the hefe bunch (especially at three bucks a pop).

Photo of DavoleBomb
2.84/5  rDev -1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.75

Poured into a weizen glass.

3.25 A: Moderately hazed medium orange brownish color. Two fingers of pillowy white head. Retention is good, but it doesn't stick well.

3.0 S: Wheat, clove spiciness, yeastiness. A touch of coriander and bitter lemon peel. It's okay, but it could be a lot cleaner.

2.75 T: Again, wheat, clove, yeastiness. A bit more bitter than I'd like. Lemon peel, coriander. Could also be cleaner here.

2.75 M: Lighter medium body. Carbonation is a bit bity. Lacking creaminess big time.

2.75. D: Not the worst, but definitely not worth ever drinking again.

Photo of Brad007
2.81/5  rDev -2.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

Such a juvenile name to use. At least it sets them apart (sort-of).

Pours a nice golden blond color with a thick white head into my glass. Very nice color here, ready for consumption.

Clove and wheat in the nose with a touch of citrus for good measure.

Starts off great with wheat and clove and then finishes closer to that of a pale ale (?). Carbonation is all weirded out.

Ditto. Wasn't expecting hops here.

Umm? Pick up an actual German hefe and skip this mediocre example.

Photo of Samp01
2.75/5  rDev -4.2%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.75 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.75

A cloudy pale yellow pour with a medium lasting white head. Aroma and taste is of citrus, lemon, wheat, and some grass and fruity notes with mild bitterness on the finish for balance. Palate is a light body, crisp with good carbonation. This brew seems to be a bit on the bitter side for a Hefeweizen. Overall nothing really special here, an ok brew good for summertime drinking.

Photo of RedneckBeerz
2.75/5  rDev -4.2%

Photo of h4ger
2.75/5  rDev -4.2%

Photo of Jason
2.74/5  rDev -4.5%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 2.5

12oz brown bottle with no freshness date.

LOOK: Hazy pale orange, good lacing all around

SMELL: Grassy, buttery, taffy, vegetable broth, faint esters, muted ripe fruit

TASTE: Smooth, medium body, pungent, bitter, bready, broth, buttery yeast, spicy, citric rind, earthy, muddled after taste

A mess in many ways, banana and clove are absent and tastes more like a hoppy wheat ale with no real direction. The buttery tone does not play well either. Pass on this one if you are looking for a true German wheat beer.

Photo of Shawnxa3
2.5/5  rDev -12.9%

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Ass Kisser Tight Ass from Ass Kisser Ales
71 out of 100 based on 35 ratings.