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Ass Kisser Tight Ass - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Tight Ass
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Ratings: 31
Reviews: 10
rAvg: 2.94
pDev: 20.75%
Wants: 1
Gots: 1 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
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California, United States

Style | ABV
Hefeweizen |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Year-round

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: TMoney2591 on 03-07-2012)
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1.5/5  rDev -49%

05-18-2013 11:27:05 | More by tjsmith910
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1.5/5  rDev -49%

03-08-2013 03:38:24 | More by jucifer1818
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2.25/5  rDev -23.5%

09-28-2013 23:16:27 | More by OgreSanchez
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2.28/5  rDev -22.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Served in a Sloeber tulip glass.

I'm wondering how many ass puns these guys can come up with (and if that limitation will limit the number of beers they'll end up brewing)? Anyway, this stuff pours a mostly clear pale straw topped by several fingers of iridescent white foam. The nose comprises orange rind, mild soap, very light wheat, even lighter coriander, and a touch of lemon rind. The taste holds notes of soap, light orange rind (the inside, all the way, baby), random vegetation (seemingly kale and/or celery), and mild grass. The body is a hefty light, with a moderate carbonation and a fairly wet feel. Overall, a pretty sad hefe, one that I can easily say I won't ever seek out again.

Serving type: bottle

03-07-2012 02:36:48 | More by TMoney2591
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New Jersey

2.45/5  rDev -16.7%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

12 oz bottle, taken home from ACBF. It was poured into my Brooklyn Brewery tulip.

Tight Ass Hefeweizen pours a golden yellow, with a bit of haze to it. There's maybe two fingers of foam topping the beer, with minimal head retention and lacing. The nose has some clove, but it's more of a general spiciness. There's no banana, but instead a very light citrus aroma. There's so bready malt sweetness at the front, maybe a little bit too much. The "clove" fills up the middle of the profile, but again it's more of a spiciness, more reminiscent of the flavor one gets from some European hops (think Saaz) than any phenols. That same faint citrus from the nsoe is what closes out the beer. The body is just a little too full and heavy, and the carbonation falls markedly short of being as bubbly/active as it needs to be. Tight Ass Hefeweizen is probably the least authentic Weissbier I've ever had. I probably would have scored it higher if you told me it's a pale ale.

Serving type: bottle

06-08-2012 02:41:40 | More by axeman9182
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2.5/5  rDev -15%

04-21-2013 03:36:43 | More by Zuidman
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2.5/5  rDev -15%

07-11-2013 03:18:38 | More by bcsbeer
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2.5/5  rDev -15%

05-17-2013 21:53:21 | More by Bowers-Brew
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2.73/5  rDev -7.1%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 2.5

12oz brown bottle with no freshness date.

LOOK: Hazy pale orange, good lacing all around

SMELL: Grassy, buttery, taffy, vegetable broth, faint esters, muted ripe fruit

TASTE: Smooth, medium body, pungent, bitter, bready, broth, buttery yeast, spicy, citric rind, earthy, muddled after taste

A mess in many ways, banana and clove are absent and tastes more like a hoppy wheat ale with no real direction. The buttery tone does not play well either. Pass on this one if you are looking for a true German wheat beer.

Serving type: bottle

03-17-2012 03:12:20 | More by Jason
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2.75/5  rDev -6.5%

08-11-2013 12:05:30 | More by RedneckBeerz
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2.75/5  rDev -6.5%

11-13-2012 02:58:18 | More by h4ger
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2.78/5  rDev -5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

Such a juvenile name to use. At least it sets them apart (sort-of).

Pours a nice golden blond color with a thick white head into my glass. Very nice color here, ready for consumption.

Clove and wheat in the nose with a touch of citrus for good measure.

Starts off great with wheat and clove and then finishes closer to that of a pale ale (?). Carbonation is all weirded out.

Ditto. Wasn't expecting hops here.

Umm? Pick up an actual German hefe and skip this mediocre example.

Serving type: bottle

04-03-2012 16:48:56 | More by Brad007
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2.83/5  rDev -3.7%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.75

Poured into a weizen glass.

3.25 A: Moderately hazed medium orange brownish color. Two fingers of pillowy white head. Retention is good, but it doesn't stick well.

3.0 S: Wheat, clove spiciness, yeastiness. A touch of coriander and bitter lemon peel. It's okay, but it could be a lot cleaner.

2.75 T: Again, wheat, clove, yeastiness. A bit more bitter than I'd like. Lemon peel, coriander. Could also be cleaner here.

2.75 M: Lighter medium body. Carbonation is a bit bity. Lacking creaminess big time.

2.75. D: Not the worst, but definitely not worth ever drinking again.

Serving type: bottle

08-07-2013 21:31:36 | More by DavoleBomb
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3/5  rDev +2%

08-27-2013 03:08:09 | More by LJWalker
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3/5  rDev +2%

07-11-2013 01:13:03 | More by CMOrak
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3/5  rDev +2%

10-13-2013 23:13:03 | More by Smithperson
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3/5  rDev +2%

06-28-2012 22:46:22 | More by Hanzo
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3/5  rDev +2%

11-20-2013 02:29:39 | More by jplopez21
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New Jersey

3/5  rDev +2%

05-31-2014 16:34:10 | More by Latarnik
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3/5  rDev +2%

05-20-2013 21:56:25 | More by jmgault1
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3/5  rDev +2%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Sample: 1 bottle 2012

A: Golden yellow in color, heavy internal carbonation, pours almost no head and no lacing, cloudy throughout

S: Mild fragrance, light citrus, some coriander, touches of flora and hops, some wheat and lemon zest

T: Much akin to the nose, not incredibly flavorful, mild citrus and a definite hop characteristic, well balanced but simple and not complex

M: Smooth and easy to drink, very light citrus aftertaste, refreshing and not drying or overpowering on the palate

O: Drinkable and light, mild flavor and fragrance, nothing special, but certainly not bad by any means, very average, definitely not in line with its style

Serving type: bottle

06-03-2012 23:17:20 | More by MatthewWilde
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3/5  rDev +2%
look: 4 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

12 ounce bottle - $2.99 at Total Wine & More in Kennesaw, Georgia.

Appearance: Pours a lightly cloudy, slightly dingy gold body with a tall crown of suds.

Smell: Gentle nose, not particular smelling of wheat malt. Or phenolic clove accents. Oh, and sans banana. Just the teensiest touch of spice and a little fresh lemon and lime peel.

Taste: Malted wheat, not overtly heavy on flavor in that regards, with a light, confectioner's sugar sweetness. Slight lemon-lime taste, which made me think of Sprite for a second. There is a spiciness present, but it's very muted, with only a faint hint of clove beyond the aftertaste as the other flavors drop out. No banana character. Semi-dry, crisp, sudsy finish with a last dose of lemon-lime.

Mouthfeel: Medium-light body. Medium-high carbonation.

Overall: It would be completely fine if labeled merely as a crisp, easy-going wheat ale, but it doesn't hold a candle to the best of the hefe bunch (especially at three bucks a pop).

Serving type: bottle

10-23-2012 23:03:43 | More by ChainGangGuy
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3.14/5  rDev +6.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Grabbed this on sale after being on a hefeweizen kick. A nice color and head but lacking in the aroma. I like my Hefes with a bit more of the banana/clover aroma. Overall an ok beer, probably won't buy again and not worth the price tag for a four-pack..

Serving type: bottle

07-02-2013 00:15:32 | More by einman
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3.25/5  rDev +10.5%

05-09-2013 02:11:11 | More by firstlighthiker
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3.5/5  rDev +19%

07-17-2013 01:18:53 | More by khargro2
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