Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit - Ass Kisser Ales
Displayed for educational use only; do not reuse.
Ratings: 38 | Reviews: 14 | Display Reviews Only:
2.54/5 rDev -5.6%
Poured from a 12 oz bottle into a small goblet. Left the sediment in the bottle; no extra B vitamins today.
A - Pours a pale gold with slight haziness. Two fingers of creamy off white foam and plenty of carbonation. Looks like a bottle conditioned wit.
S - Smells like strawberry juice. Not getting any yeast, malt, or hops. Just strawberries, which I guess is good if you're into that.
T - The blast of strawberry that overpowered the nose is mysteriously gone. I taste yeast and bread. Tastes like Duffy bread. Not too pleasant. The more I drink, the more I get a hint of fruit juice.
M - Mouthfeel is surprisingly not bad. Bright and bubbly with a clean finish.
O - I wouldn't suggest offering this beer as a way to kiss your boss' ass, as suggested on the label. Someone else will probably get the promotion.
04-22-2014 03:29:07 | More by FocusDave
2.98/5 rDev +10.8%
22 oz. bottle poured into a pint glass. Never seen this beer before today, and never seen the brand outside of BevMo here in SoCal. Pours a hazed lemon/orange with a thin cap of whitish foam which sticks around moderately.
Nose of strawberry, wheat and yeast with a light funkiness imbued through it all. Strawberry notes are a bit artificial as expected and remind me somewhat of that strawberry milk powder as a kid. Still there's enough balancing factors to keep it from deterring too much.
Taste offers a less prominent berry influence than the nose might suggest. Slightly grainy in taste and with a light coriander spice. Pretty standard on the feel and finish though does come up a bit short as a witbier in that the wheat influence is a bit subdued and the carbonation a bit light. Better than feared after seeing a few reviews but not something I'll be returning to either. Still, likely an older than maybe it should be wit though no date code to be found on bottle.
12-12-2013 04:43:21 | More by HalfFull
2.14/5 rDev -20.4%
Poured into a perfect pint.
2.75 A: Lightly hazed medium yellow color. One finger of frothy white head. Retention is below average and a touch of lacing is left.
2.25 S: Smells like those strawberry crispy cookie things. The ones with the white creamy stuff in layers. That's about all it smells like.
2.0 T: Tastes kind of like how it smells, but if you threw the cookie things in a pale ale. Not crazy about it.
2.5 M: Lighter to lighter medium body. Moderate carbonation but lacking creaminess.
2.0 D: Sucks. That's about all you need to know.
08-13-2013 01:31:07 | More by DavoleBomb
2.83/5 rDev +5.2%
Strong aroma is almost entirely strawberry. I love strawberries, and I enjoy strawberry beer - but when strawberry overwhelms all of the other aromas, that is a bit much. Pours a clear canary yellow with a fairly thick white head. Flavor is - meh. At least strawberry doesn’t dominate the flavor as it does the bouquet (can one say that in a beer review?), and the malty and hop-woody flavors do outweigh the strawberry, though there is a nice hint of sour citrus, the flavor lacks depth and strength. Texture has decent fizz, but body is lacking. Oh well, back to the drawing board, so to speak.
02-17-2013 01:16:33 | More by Cyberkedi
2.21/5 rDev -17.8%
Cloudy yellow colored beer with a small white head.
Smell is strawberry and wheat malt. Little bit of vanilla and caramel in the smell.
Starts out slightly sweet with a mild strawberry scent. Little bit of hop bitterness and a seltzer water carbonation level.
Mouthfeel is light.
Overall not that great, Blue Moon is far better.
02-02-2013 03:29:16 | More by Zorro
3.11/5 rDev +15.6%
12 oz bottle poured into pint glass.
A: Poured a hazy faint yellow orange with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a small ring with little to no lacing.
S: A really nice whiff of strawberries and a little floral hops with a touch of sweet malt lingering under everything.
T: Very surprising... not a lot strawberries in the taste... More sweet malt with a grainy grassy hops mixed in. Finish is a little bitter with a hint of strawberries only in the aftertaste.
M: Pretty light bodied with some sharp carbonation that is very lively on the tongue, finish is a little on the dry side.
O: Not a bad beer to say, but not a very good fruit beer, if that was what they were aiming for. If you are looking for strawberry, look elsewhere.
01-13-2013 22:54:12 | More by mralphabet
Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit from Ass Kisser Ales
68 out of 100 based on 38 ratings.