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Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Strawberry WitAss Kisser Strawberry Wit

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BA SCORE
68
poor

38 Ratings
THE BROS
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no score

(send 'em beer!)
Ratings: 38
Reviews: 14
rAvg: 2.69
pDev: 24.91%
Wants: 1
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
Witbier |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Spring

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: Brad007 on 04-04-2012)
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ImperatorScab

Tennessee

2/5  rDev -25.7%

08-02-2014 23:28:51 | More by ImperatorScab
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atpca

California

1/5  rDev -62.8%

07-16-2014 05:11:54 | More by atpca
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rob99er

California

3/5  rDev +11.5%

07-16-2014 04:13:31 | More by rob99er
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Latarnik

New Jersey

2.5/5  rDev -7.1%

05-31-2014 00:46:55 | More by Latarnik
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FocusDave

California

2.54/5  rDev -5.6%

Poured from a 12 oz bottle into a small goblet. Left the sediment in the bottle; no extra B vitamins today.

A - Pours a pale gold with slight haziness. Two fingers of creamy off white foam and plenty of carbonation. Looks like a bottle conditioned wit.

S - Smells like strawberry juice. Not getting any yeast, malt, or hops. Just strawberries, which I guess is good if you're into that.

T - The blast of strawberry that overpowered the nose is mysteriously gone. I taste yeast and bread. Tastes like Duffy bread. Not too pleasant. The more I drink, the more I get a hint of fruit juice.

M - Mouthfeel is surprisingly not bad. Bright and bubbly with a clean finish.

O - I wouldn't suggest offering this beer as a way to kiss your boss' ass, as suggested on the label. Someone else will probably get the promotion.

04-22-2014 03:29:07 | More by FocusDave
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DuffDaddy

Florida

1.5/5  rDev -44.2%

12-17-2013 15:18:28 | More by DuffDaddy
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humulusphile

California

2.75/5  rDev +2.2%

12-17-2013 04:28:54 | More by humulusphile
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HalfFull

California

2.98/5  rDev +10.8%

22 oz. bottle poured into a pint glass. Never seen this beer before today, and never seen the brand outside of BevMo here in SoCal. Pours a hazed lemon/orange with a thin cap of whitish foam which sticks around moderately.

Nose of strawberry, wheat and yeast with a light funkiness imbued through it all. Strawberry notes are a bit artificial as expected and remind me somewhat of that strawberry milk powder as a kid. Still there's enough balancing factors to keep it from deterring too much.

Taste offers a less prominent berry influence than the nose might suggest. Slightly grainy in taste and with a light coriander spice. Pretty standard on the feel and finish though does come up a bit short as a witbier in that the wheat influence is a bit subdued and the carbonation a bit light. Better than feared after seeing a few reviews but not something I'll be returning to either. Still, likely an older than maybe it should be wit though no date code to be found on bottle.

12-12-2013 04:43:21 | More by HalfFull
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jaydoc

Kansas

3/5  rDev +11.5%

10-20-2013 14:31:04 | More by jaydoc
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GraduatedCashew

California

3/5  rDev +11.5%

08-29-2013 17:58:20 | More by GraduatedCashew
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DavoleBomb

Ohio

2.14/5  rDev -20.4%

Poured into a perfect pint.

2.75 A: Lightly hazed medium yellow color. One finger of frothy white head. Retention is below average and a touch of lacing is left.

2.25 S: Smells like those strawberry crispy cookie things. The ones with the white creamy stuff in layers. That's about all it smells like.

2.0 T: Tastes kind of like how it smells, but if you threw the cookie things in a pale ale. Not crazy about it.

2.5 M: Lighter to lighter medium body. Moderate carbonation but lacking creaminess.

2.0 D: Sucks. That's about all you need to know.

08-13-2013 01:31:07 | More by DavoleBomb
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Irrationalist

California

3/5  rDev +11.5%

08-11-2013 02:55:55 | More by Irrationalist
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alisatns

California

3/5  rDev +11.5%

08-09-2013 03:21:35 | More by alisatns
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beernads

Florida

2.75/5  rDev +2.2%

07-15-2013 01:09:00 | More by beernads
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jucifer1818

Florida

2.5/5  rDev -7.1%

06-03-2013 22:39:24 | More by jucifer1818
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ENA

Maryland

3/5  rDev +11.5%

06-03-2013 01:29:00 | More by ENA
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Erice78

Florida

3.25/5  rDev +20.8%

05-22-2013 01:41:41 | More by Erice78
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HideYaBeer

Florida

3.75/5  rDev +39.4%

05-09-2013 22:37:27 | More by HideYaBeer
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PaulD

Massachusetts

3.25/5  rDev +20.8%

04-14-2013 20:02:59 | More by PaulD
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BGsWo22

New York

2.25/5  rDev -16.4%

03-09-2013 04:24:34 | More by BGsWo22
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Cyberkedi

Georgia

2.83/5  rDev +5.2%

Strong aroma is almost entirely strawberry. I love strawberries, and I enjoy strawberry beer - but when strawberry overwhelms all of the other aromas, that is a bit much. Pours a clear canary yellow with a fairly thick white head. Flavor is - meh. At least strawberry doesn’t dominate the flavor as it does the bouquet (can one say that in a beer review?), and the malty and hop-woody flavors do outweigh the strawberry, though there is a nice hint of sour citrus, the flavor lacks depth and strength. Texture has decent fizz, but body is lacking. Oh well, back to the drawing board, so to speak.

02-17-2013 01:16:33 | More by Cyberkedi
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gwiedman1

New York

4/5  rDev +48.7%

02-09-2013 20:16:18 | More by gwiedman1
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Zorro

California

2.21/5  rDev -17.8%

Cloudy yellow colored beer with a small white head.

Smell is strawberry and wheat malt. Little bit of vanilla and caramel in the smell.

Starts out slightly sweet with a mild strawberry scent. Little bit of hop bitterness and a seltzer water carbonation level.

Mouthfeel is light.

Overall not that great, Blue Moon is far better.

02-02-2013 03:29:16 | More by Zorro
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mralphabet

Virginia

3.11/5  rDev +15.6%

12 oz bottle poured into pint glass.

A: Poured a hazy faint yellow orange with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a small ring with little to no lacing.

S: A really nice whiff of strawberries and a little floral hops with a touch of sweet malt lingering under everything.

T: Very surprising... not a lot strawberries in the taste... More sweet malt with a grainy grassy hops mixed in. Finish is a little bitter with a hint of strawberries only in the aftertaste.

M: Pretty light bodied with some sharp carbonation that is very lively on the tongue, finish is a little on the dry side.

O: Not a bad beer to say, but not a very good fruit beer, if that was what they were aiming for. If you are looking for strawberry, look elsewhere.

01-13-2013 22:54:12 | More by mralphabet
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ChopsMeister

Minnesota

3/5  rDev +11.5%

12-08-2012 09:10:07 | More by ChopsMeister
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Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit from Ass Kisser Ales
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