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Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit - Ass Kisser Ales

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Ass Kisser Strawberry WitAss Kisser Strawberry Wit

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38 Ratings
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Ratings: 38
Reviews: 14
rAvg: 2.69
pDev: 24.91%
Wants: 1
Gots: 0 | FT: 0
Brewed by:
Ass Kisser Ales visit their website
California, United States

Style | ABV
Witbier |  5.80% ABV

Availability: Spring

Notes/Commercial Description:
This beer is retired; no longer brewed.

No notes at this time.

(Beer added by: Brad007 on 04-04-2012)
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2/5  rDev -25.7%

ImperatorScab, Aug 03, 2014
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1/5  rDev -62.8%

atpca, Jul 16, 2014
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

rob99er, Jul 16, 2014
Photo of Latarnik
2.5/5  rDev -7.1%

Latarnik, May 31, 2014
Photo of FocusDave
2.54/5  rDev -5.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

Poured from a 12 oz bottle into a small goblet. Left the sediment in the bottle; no extra B vitamins today.

A - Pours a pale gold with slight haziness. Two fingers of creamy off white foam and plenty of carbonation. Looks like a bottle conditioned wit.

S - Smells like strawberry juice. Not getting any yeast, malt, or hops. Just strawberries, which I guess is good if you're into that.

T - The blast of strawberry that overpowered the nose is mysteriously gone. I taste yeast and bread. Tastes like Duffy bread. Not too pleasant. The more I drink, the more I get a hint of fruit juice.

M - Mouthfeel is surprisingly not bad. Bright and bubbly with a clean finish.

O - I wouldn't suggest offering this beer as a way to kiss your boss' ass, as suggested on the label. Someone else will probably get the promotion.

FocusDave, Apr 22, 2014
Photo of DuffDaddy
1.5/5  rDev -44.2%

DuffDaddy, Dec 17, 2013
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2.75/5  rDev +2.2%

humulusphile, Dec 17, 2013
Photo of HalfFull
2.98/5  rDev +10.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3

22 oz. bottle poured into a pint glass. Never seen this beer before today, and never seen the brand outside of BevMo here in SoCal. Pours a hazed lemon/orange with a thin cap of whitish foam which sticks around moderately.

Nose of strawberry, wheat and yeast with a light funkiness imbued through it all. Strawberry notes are a bit artificial as expected and remind me somewhat of that strawberry milk powder as a kid. Still there's enough balancing factors to keep it from deterring too much.

Taste offers a less prominent berry influence than the nose might suggest. Slightly grainy in taste and with a light coriander spice. Pretty standard on the feel and finish though does come up a bit short as a witbier in that the wheat influence is a bit subdued and the carbonation a bit light. Better than feared after seeing a few reviews but not something I'll be returning to either. Still, likely an older than maybe it should be wit though no date code to be found on bottle.

HalfFull, Dec 12, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

jaydoc, Oct 20, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

GraduatedCashew, Aug 29, 2013
Photo of DavoleBomb
2.14/5  rDev -20.4%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2

Poured into a perfect pint.

2.75 A: Lightly hazed medium yellow color. One finger of frothy white head. Retention is below average and a touch of lacing is left.

2.25 S: Smells like those strawberry crispy cookie things. The ones with the white creamy stuff in layers. That's about all it smells like.

2.0 T: Tastes kind of like how it smells, but if you threw the cookie things in a pale ale. Not crazy about it.

2.5 M: Lighter to lighter medium body. Moderate carbonation but lacking creaminess.

2.0 D: Sucks. That's about all you need to know.

DavoleBomb, Aug 13, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

Irrationalist, Aug 11, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

alisatns, Aug 09, 2013
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2.75/5  rDev +2.2%

beernads, Jul 15, 2013
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2.5/5  rDev -7.1%

jucifer1818, Jun 03, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

ENA, Jun 03, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev +20.8%

Erice78, May 22, 2013
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3.75/5  rDev +39.4%

HideYaBeer, May 09, 2013
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3.25/5  rDev +20.8%

PaulD, Apr 14, 2013
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2.25/5  rDev -16.4%

BGsWo22, Mar 09, 2013
Photo of Cyberkedi
2.83/5  rDev +5.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3

Strong aroma is almost entirely strawberry. I love strawberries, and I enjoy strawberry beer - but when strawberry overwhelms all of the other aromas, that is a bit much. Pours a clear canary yellow with a fairly thick white head. Flavor is - meh. At least strawberry doesn’t dominate the flavor as it does the bouquet (can one say that in a beer review?), and the malty and hop-woody flavors do outweigh the strawberry, though there is a nice hint of sour citrus, the flavor lacks depth and strength. Texture has decent fizz, but body is lacking. Oh well, back to the drawing board, so to speak.

Cyberkedi, Feb 17, 2013
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4/5  rDev +48.7%

gwiedman1, Feb 09, 2013
Photo of Zorro
2.21/5  rDev -17.8%
look: 2 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.25 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Cloudy yellow colored beer with a small white head.

Smell is strawberry and wheat malt. Little bit of vanilla and caramel in the smell.

Starts out slightly sweet with a mild strawberry scent. Little bit of hop bitterness and a seltzer water carbonation level.

Mouthfeel is light.

Overall not that great, Blue Moon is far better.

Zorro, Feb 02, 2013
Photo of mralphabet
3.11/5  rDev +15.6%
look: 3 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 3

12 oz bottle poured into pint glass.

A: Poured a hazy faint yellow orange with a good fingers worth of head that settles to a small ring with little to no lacing.

S: A really nice whiff of strawberries and a little floral hops with a touch of sweet malt lingering under everything.

T: Very surprising... not a lot strawberries in the taste... More sweet malt with a grainy grassy hops mixed in. Finish is a little bitter with a hint of strawberries only in the aftertaste.

M: Pretty light bodied with some sharp carbonation that is very lively on the tongue, finish is a little on the dry side.

O: Not a bad beer to say, but not a very good fruit beer, if that was what they were aiming for. If you are looking for strawberry, look elsewhere.

mralphabet, Jan 13, 2013
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3/5  rDev +11.5%

ChopsMeister, Dec 08, 2012
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Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit from Ass Kisser Ales
68 out of 100 based on 38 ratings.