Jerkface 9000
Parallel 49 Brewing Company

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From:
Parallel 49 Brewing Company
 
British Columbia, Canada
Style:
American Pale Wheat Beer
Ranked #28
ABV:
5%
Score:
87
Ranked #15,479
Avg:
3.9 | pDev: 10.26%
Reviews:
25
Ratings:
109
Status:
Active
Rated:
Aug 18, 2023
Added:
Feb 17, 2015
Wants:
  4
Gots:
  39
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Ratings by souvenirs:
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Rated by souvenirs from Canada (BC)

4/5  rDev +2.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Feb 23, 2015
More User Ratings:
 
Rated: 3.88 by ummswimmin from New Jersey

Aug 18, 2023
 
Rated: 4.18 by basedL from Canada (AB)

May 12, 2023
 
Rated: 4.55 by xnotx from Pennsylvania

Feb 28, 2023
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Reviewed by Stanarchy

4.25/5  rDev +9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25
I quite enjoy this beer. Personally with some wheat ales, it tastes like drinking what could be described as dark oats with bitterness. Not this beer. Has a nice subtle but present wheat taste to it without being overpowering. Has a nice roundness in its flavour profile and a light mouthefeel so it doesn't ever make me feel heavy. One of my favourite wheat ales on the market!
Jan 31, 2023
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Rated by Perchy-McBride from Antarctica

4.18/5  rDev +7.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Price is excellent, taste is wonderful = 4.25 rating
Nov 08, 2021
 
Rated: 4.52 by Tadhg67 from Canada (AB)

Jul 01, 2021
 
Rated: 3.74 by All4ales

Jun 28, 2021
 
Rated: 3.47 by Roejogan from Canada (BC)

Oct 11, 2020
 
Rated: 4 by imanidiot777 from Pennsylvania

May 18, 2020
 
Rated: 4.09 by BlueSpader from Washington

May 05, 2020
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Rated by jpower from Canada (AB)

4.71/5  rDev +20.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.75
Not really true to the wheat beer style, but one of my favorites.
Jan 25, 2020
 
Rated: 3.56 by chadjmorris from Canada (BC)

Jul 15, 2019
 
Rated: 2.97 by IPAnicked from Canada (BC)

Feb 16, 2019
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Reviewed by 69IBU from Canada (AB)

3.39/5  rDev -13.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
Been working in the craft beer world for many years now, and this is among the beers I've heard so much about but have never gotten around to trying yet - until today.

Bought a 473ml can and it pours dark yellow with a slight haze. Head was quite faint and dissipated fairly quickly.

Aroma is hop-forward and admittedly a bit uninteresting. Sips very smooth with not a lot of carbonation in the mouth at all. Picking up notes of wheat, but right at the end you get a big kick of hops in the back of your throat.

Really could use more carbonation. I don't think my can was stale, because the store I purchased it from sells quite a bit of this stuff. I, however, am not as big a fan of the beer as they are. It just tastes like a very weakly carbonated wheat ale with hops in it. I honestly think it'd be better without that extra dose of mosaic in it.
Dec 17, 2018
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Reviewed by LampertLand from Canada (BC)

3.84/5  rDev -1.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Parallel 49 Brewing 'Jerkface 9000' @ 5.0% , served from a 473 ml can
A-pour is a light gold from the can to a slight hazy gold in the glass with a medium white head leaving a spotty lace along the pint
S-Mosaic hops
T-crisp wheat beer
MF-decent carbonation , medium body
Ov-kinda ok beer
prost LampertLand
Nov 19, 2018
 
Rated: 3.8 by Chasecrandell from New York

Oct 30, 2018
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Reviewed by N_E_Beer from Canada (BC)

3.84/5  rDev -1.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Bourght 473 ml can, enjoyed cold in pint glass. Poured slightly hazy, clearer than most Hefeweisen, almost peachy, well carbonated. Unremarkable appearance. Grapefruit notes on front, sweet on back, not too yeasty. I bought this beer twice in a row I enjoyed it so much.
Oct 03, 2018
 
Rated: 3.79 by RBuckley73 from Nevada

Sep 10, 2018
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Rated by AxlSkull from France

3.12/5  rDev -20%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3
A very average IPA, refreshing alright but nothing too special about it.
Flavors leave very quick, nothing lasting.
Aug 14, 2018
Jerkface 9000 from Parallel 49 Brewing Company
Beer rating: 87 out of 100 with 109 ratings