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Jerkface 9000
Parallel 49 Brewing Company
- From:
- Parallel 49 Brewing Company
- British Columbia, Canada
- Style:
- American Pale Wheat Beer
Ranked #28 - ABV:
- 5%
- Score:
- 87
Ranked #15,479 - Avg:
- 3.9 | pDev: 10.26%
- Reviews:
- 25
- Ratings:
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Aug 18, 2023
- Added:
- Feb 17, 2015
- Wants:
- 4
- Gots:
- 39
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Ratings by souvenirs:
Rated by souvenirs from Canada (BC)
4/5 rDev +2.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Feb 23, 2015
4/5 rDev +2.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Feb 23, 2015
More User Ratings:
Reviewed by Stanarchy
4.25/5 rDev +9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25
4.25/5 rDev +9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25
I quite enjoy this beer. Personally with some wheat ales, it tastes like drinking what could be described as dark oats with bitterness. Not this beer. Has a nice subtle but present wheat taste to it without being overpowering. Has a nice roundness in its flavour profile and a light mouthefeel so it doesn't ever make me feel heavy. One of my favourite wheat ales on the market!
Jan 31, 2023Rated by Perchy-McBride from Antarctica
4.18/5 rDev +7.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.18/5 rDev +7.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Price is excellent, taste is wonderful = 4.25 rating
Nov 08, 2021Rated by jpower from Canada (AB)
4.71/5 rDev +20.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.75
4.71/5 rDev +20.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.75
Not really true to the wheat beer style, but one of my favorites.
Jan 25, 2020Reviewed by 69IBU from Canada (AB)
3.39/5 rDev -13.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
3.39/5 rDev -13.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
Been working in the craft beer world for many years now, and this is among the beers I've heard so much about but have never gotten around to trying yet - until today.
Bought a 473ml can and it pours dark yellow with a slight haze. Head was quite faint and dissipated fairly quickly.
Aroma is hop-forward and admittedly a bit uninteresting. Sips very smooth with not a lot of carbonation in the mouth at all. Picking up notes of wheat, but right at the end you get a big kick of hops in the back of your throat.
Really could use more carbonation. I don't think my can was stale, because the store I purchased it from sells quite a bit of this stuff. I, however, am not as big a fan of the beer as they are. It just tastes like a very weakly carbonated wheat ale with hops in it. I honestly think it'd be better without that extra dose of mosaic in it.
Dec 17, 2018Bought a 473ml can and it pours dark yellow with a slight haze. Head was quite faint and dissipated fairly quickly.
Aroma is hop-forward and admittedly a bit uninteresting. Sips very smooth with not a lot of carbonation in the mouth at all. Picking up notes of wheat, but right at the end you get a big kick of hops in the back of your throat.
Really could use more carbonation. I don't think my can was stale, because the store I purchased it from sells quite a bit of this stuff. I, however, am not as big a fan of the beer as they are. It just tastes like a very weakly carbonated wheat ale with hops in it. I honestly think it'd be better without that extra dose of mosaic in it.
Reviewed by LampertLand from Canada (BC)
3.84/5 rDev -1.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
3.84/5 rDev -1.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Parallel 49 Brewing 'Jerkface 9000' @ 5.0% , served from a 473 ml can
A-pour is a light gold from the can to a slight hazy gold in the glass with a medium white head leaving a spotty lace along the pint
S-Mosaic hops
T-crisp wheat beer
MF-decent carbonation , medium body
Ov-kinda ok beer
prost LampertLand
Nov 19, 2018A-pour is a light gold from the can to a slight hazy gold in the glass with a medium white head leaving a spotty lace along the pint
S-Mosaic hops
T-crisp wheat beer
MF-decent carbonation , medium body
Ov-kinda ok beer
prost LampertLand
Reviewed by N_E_Beer from Canada (BC)
3.84/5 rDev -1.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
3.84/5 rDev -1.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Bourght 473 ml can, enjoyed cold in pint glass. Poured slightly hazy, clearer than most Hefeweisen, almost peachy, well carbonated. Unremarkable appearance. Grapefruit notes on front, sweet on back, not too yeasty. I bought this beer twice in a row I enjoyed it so much.
Oct 03, 2018Rated by AxlSkull from France
3.12/5 rDev -20%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3
3.12/5 rDev -20%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3
A very average IPA, refreshing alright but nothing too special about it.
Flavors leave very quick, nothing lasting.
Aug 14, 2018Flavors leave very quick, nothing lasting.
Jerkface 9000 from Parallel 49 Brewing Company
Beer rating:
87 out of
100 with
109 ratings
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