Thirsty Moose Taphouse
Taps: 116 / Bottles: -
Cask: N / Beer-to-Go: Y
Ratings: 19 | Reviews: 11 | Show All Ratings:
3.9/5 rDev -2.3%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3.75 | service: 4.25 | selection: 3.75 | food: 3.75 | $$
Stopped in to break up a solo road trip.
Sports-bar type atmosphere, comfortable & casual. Several big screens showing sports...plus in my book.
Service quick & friendly. Server very knowledgeable of list & current beer scene. Beers poured full & fairly. Prices reasonable.
Had the tots with a side of queso - nice dish, satisfied my need for a quick nosh.
Would definitely stop by here again...would compete with Psmouth Brewery IMO.
08-26-2013 03:58:11 | More by SunDevilBeer
4.03/5 rDev +1%
vibe: 3.5 | quality: 4 | service: 3.75 | selection: 4.75 | food: 3.5 | $$
This is your different type of craft beer spot. They have a massive selection of taps, with some difficult to find beers and your basics, most of which is listed on a chalkboard when you walk in. Whats different about it is that it definitely falls in line with a sports bar theme. There are TVs everywhere so you will catch any sort of pro or college game that is on at the moment. I like going here when I'm in that type of mood to catch a game and drink a great beer. Their food is pretty good in my opinion. Nothing will blow you away as you'll find your typical bar foods, burgers, sandwiches, etc.... I recommend their grilled wings, they're high quality. On a busy night, service can be slow like anywhere else but on a casual afternoon, it's a fine place to relax. I find myself coming back here a lot based on the selection and sports. I could see it not appealing to the non sports people but based on their craft beer selection, you should give it a shot. Cool place in my opinion and one of the best drinking spots in Portsmouth.
08-01-2013 14:42:06 | More by rjp217
3.65/5 rDev -8.5%
vibe: 3 | quality: 3.5 | service: 3.5 | selection: 4.5 | food: 3 | $$$
We live in the area so have been here a few times now since they opened this past summer. It took awhile for them to get some of the kinks out as far as service is concerned but have to say the last couple times we have been there we have had no complaints on that score.
as others have said it is a sports pub vibe, lots of TVs. and again as another reviewer noted it is filled with" 20 somethings" on the weekend evenings. Beer list is long, very much like how many different local craft beers they have. They do have a hard time keeping up with what has kicked, especially some of the more unusual beers. We noticed that the prices have gone up and the size of the pour has gone down on many of their beers. I found it strange that a Green Flash IPA and Imperial Green Flash IPA were served in the same size (10 oz) glass at the same price!! some of the sizing and pricing makes no sense.
Food is typical pubfare, you can build your own "sammie" and the burgers are quite good, chicken tenders were terrible, just the frozen breaded crap with the sauce of your choice on the side. Pizza was decent. Stick with standard fare and you will be fine. All in All very happy to have a beer bar in downtown Portsmouth with such a good variety.
01-27-2013 23:48:35 | More by bird18
4.04/5 rDev +1.3%
vibe: 3.75 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4.25 | $$
Stopped here while in town on business on the recommendation of some co-workers. This place definitely builds its reputation on having a huge taplist. I wasn't necessarily expecting a lot since many places with huge taplists have generic selections and stale beer, but I was pleasantly surprised by the Thirsty Moose.
There's a sports bar/BBQ place vibe going on which is fine with me, but it pales to the more vibrant atmosphere that Portsmouth Brewery offers. What impressed me most was that even though the tap list was huge, there were a lot of great local and craft options. East Coast IPAs, West Coast IPAs, local stuff from Throwback, Smuttynose and Redhook. There were at least a dozen beers that I would have willingly ordered, which is very rare for me. The biggest issue is that the beer menu doesn't list prices or pour sizes, so you're shooting in the dark. However, the three or four beers I received were in average to generous pour sizes and were all fairly priced. I'd definitely stop in again next time I'm in town.
01-23-2013 20:26:19 | More by vonnegut21
3.88/5 rDev -2.8%
vibe: 3 | quality: 4 | service: 3.5 | selection: 4.5 | $$
My wife and I stopped in here on a Sunday evening before we went to The Movie Hall to see a movie. As mentioned previously, this used to be Muddy River, then something (briefly) else, now Thirsty Moose. They haven't done any interior improvements other than adding a back bar. The ambiance/vibe when it was a BBQ place wasn't that inviting, and not much has changed. It's still dark, noisy, and cave-like.
We sat at the front bar, which was fairly quiet (except for the loudmouth next to me), and watched some football. Extensive beer list. I would like to know the prices and the size of the pours, but that's a guessing game. If you go to the back bar, you can find out what's kicked. Out front you're on your own. Anyway, it's a nice enough beer selection. There's a lot of beers on the tap list that wouldn't appeal to the beer geek, but I think there's a good number of choices.
The bartender was attentive enough. I had to ask for the check, however.
This could be a great addition to the Portsmouth beer scene.
01-12-2013 04:16:53 | More by lordofthewiens
3.61/5 rDev -9.5%
vibe: 3.25 | quality: 3.5 | service: 3.5 | selection: 4 | $$$
Finally got around to visiting this place last weekend for a quick after-dinner drink with the wife. If you're a beer lover who would prefer a quiet setting to sample some drafts and chat with the bartender, then go here for lunch or in the early afternoon. After 8:00 pm this place is THE hangout for the twentysomethings of Portsmouth, so be prepared for a noisy crowd and a bit of immaturity (oh how I miss those days...). There is a somewhat helpful chalkboard just inside the entrance that lists their taps by style. I liked this, but as others have said, just because it's on the board doesn't mean it's on tap.
We squeezed in near the back bar, and with an NFL playoff game on, it was packed and took close to ten minutes to get a bartender's attention. One positive I will point out: this seems like a great bar for watching a game - tons of HDTVs around and two huge overhead screens in the back. Very impressive. I got an Oskar Blues Ten Fidy ($8 for a 10 oz pour) and the wife got a $12 chocolate martini, which she liked. Service was friendly and quick once we were able to track down the bartender. Only stayed for one drink, didn't get food, and didn't go downstairs (which has another bar and live music).
I'm a bit snobby about my beer purchases these days, but there were at least 10 drafts that I saw that appealed to me. Still, lots of macros, and keg turnover has got to be an issue. Overall this place impressed me more than I thought it would (even with the large, young crowd). Still, for a bar that touts its 116 taps (should have stopped at 100, but I digress), their ability to track/share what's on tap is weak if not pathetic. Their website and Facebook page list nothing other than "we're working on it," and near the back bar is another chalkboard that has headings of "What's New" and "On the way Out," but there are no beers listed. Cheezy. This is the 21st century, and technology and social media are easy marketing and information solutions for bars. Management should have done a little more research of other successful beer bars before delving into an unnessary number of taps.
01-09-2013 14:33:04 | More by ElGallo
3.5/5 rDev -12.3%
vibe: 3.5 | quality: 3.5 | service: 3 | selection: 4 | food: 3.5 | $$$
Thirsty Moose is in the old Muddy River Smokehouse space and is quite large inside. A longish bar greets you as you make you way to the tables area out back. 100+ taps gets your mouth watering, but don't get too excited as my first couple of choices were not available on my visit.
The service was a bit spotty, as the bartender seemed more happy to be chatting it up with the other employees rather than attending to customers.
My major gripe with this place is the beer menu. Not only do they not list the serving sizes but not even the prices! I guess it's buyer beware as they serve a standard strength IPA in a 10oz glass for $6.00. Yes, I know I could ask the price and serving size on any particular beer I might want, but really..Should I have to?
If one were to take the tap selection as listed as gospel, then you have the best tap selection in NH here. The problem is there is no way to tell which beers are out without ordering one. There were at least four beers that were out on my visit and who knows how many more.
The apps (wings and onion rings) we got were tasty and a good deal during happy hour and the brews were $1.00 off. You just have no idea if you are actually getting the $1.00 off of you beer because you have no idea how much it costs to begin with.
Hopefully the Thirsty Moose gets the kinks out and makes a go of it because with the limited selection at Portsmouth Brewery these days, we need some help in Portsmouth.
01-04-2013 19:58:02 | More by brewandbbq
3.94/5 rDev -1.3%
vibe: 3.5 | quality: 4 | service: 3 | selection: 5 | $$
Stumbled upon the Thirsty Moose on my latest trip to NH/ME with the wife, wondering the busy streets of Portsmouth on a sunny Sunday afternoon...
My jaw hit the floor when I saw the 116 taps. And good shit to boot! Locals like Moat Mountain, Throwback Brewery, Woodstock Inn, Tuckerman's... and goodies such as Southern Tier Creme Brulee, Allagash Curieux, Old Rasputin... 14 IPA's, 11 stouts... outrageous!
Prices are not bad, I paid $7.50 for a generous snifter of Creme Brulee. Service is the weak link of this place, though... I sat at a high-top table by the bar and was told a server would come promptly but that was not the case, so I ordered at the bar. They have two of them in this cavernous joint, and the bartender needs to travel between bars to get your brew.
Atmosphere is good enough, although more geared towards the sports fan than the quiet beer drinker. But not too loud despite all the TV's and clientele, which is nice. A little too dark.
Would happily spend hours here trying many different beers! Certainly next time I'm in Portsmouth I will choose this spot over the famous brewery down the street.
10-28-2012 15:49:41 | More by DoubleSimcoe
4.58/5 rDev +14.8%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4.5 | service: 4.5 | selection: 5 | $$
Holy Shit!! For starters! Over 100 mircos and good imports on tap. Staff was knowlegable about the beers available and allowed for you to sample an ounce free of charge before buying, but just enough to get a good fell for the beers. The bartender I had noticed that I was a beer enthusiasts and brought more 1 ounce samples over for me to try, great service. I did not try the food as this was a quick stop for me this time. But I can honestly say I was impressed and will go back for sure in the very near future. Oh and one last note, the bartender said they will do sampler paddles of beer of your choice. if you are going through the area this is a must stop for those that love beer.
09-17-2012 19:57:04 | More by Cavanaghty
3.84/5 rDev -3.8%
vibe: 4 | quality: 3.5 | service: 3.5 | selection: 4.5 | $$
100 something taps available, with anything they can get their hands on coming into the state. This is up and coming in that distribution will improve, and they will be a factor. I liked the bars, they were welcoming and the centerpieces of the location. I liked that they were emphasizing variety, a board listing IPAs, a board listing wheat beers, etc. To improve, they can start a beer cellar for themselves. Good service, and a desire to please all crowds, they have noticed the craft beer scene and are responding. Still, a number of stella-like taps. I am sure in a few years, next time I am here, it will be a worthy go-to place for the area.
08-16-2012 19:15:27 | More by Sammy
Thirsty Moose Taphouse in Portsmouth, NH
90 out of 100 based on 19 ratings.